Embarrassed-Function — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$16

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

66.8%

Resolved

Trades

133

lifetime

Volume

$595

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-10

last 05-14 00:24

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Crypto

99% 54% +$15

Other

1% 100% +$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

4 active days in 12wk • peak 59 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	4	$37	38	38	+0	Down	$-5	05-12 19:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	2	$29	17	17	+0	Up	+$4	05-12 19:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	4	$23	15	15	+0	Down	+$3	05-12 18:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	4	$21	17	17	+0	Down	+$3	05-11 18:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	4	$19	18	18	+0	Down	$-1	05-12 19:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	2	$18	12	12	+0	Down	+$6	05-11 00:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	4	$16	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-11 18:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	2	$16	11	11	+0	Up	+$6	05-11 01:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:25PM-7:30PM ET	2	$15	13	13	+0	Down	+$3	05-10 23:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:30PM-7:35PM ET	2	$15	13	13	+0	Down	+$3	05-10 23:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:35PM-7:40PM ET	2	$14	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-10 23:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	4	$14	10	10	+0	Up	$-0	05-14 00:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	2	$14	13	13	+0	Down	+$2	05-10 23:16
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:05PM-7:10PM ET	2	$13	11	11	+0	Up	+$3	05-10 23:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	2	$13	8	8	+0	Up	+$3	05-12 20:01
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	2	$13	8	8	+0	Down	+$0	05-12 18:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:10PM-7:15PM ET	2	$13	11	11	+0	Up	+$3	05-10 23:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:20PM-7:25PM ET	2	$12	11	11	+0	Up	+$2	05-10 23:21
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	2	$12	15	0	+15	Down	$-12	05-14 00:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	2	$12	8	8	+0	Up	+$4	05-11 17:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:40PM-7:45PM ET	2	$12	11	11	+0	Up	$-0	05-10 23:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	2	$11	7	7	+0	Up	+$1	05-12 19:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	2	$11	7	7	+0	Down	+$3	05-11 00:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	2	$10	12	12	+0	Up	$-2	05-10 23:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	4	$9	7	7	+0	Down	+$1	05-11 19:15
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	2	$9	6	6	+0	Down	+$1	05-12 18:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	2	$9	6	6	+0	Down	+$3	05-11 06:46
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	2	$9	10	10	+0	Down	$-1	05-12 12:03
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	2	$9	13	13	+0	Up	$-1	05-11 06:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:35PM-3:40PM ET	2	$9	6	6	+0	Down	+$3	05-12 19:37

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-14 00:24:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xb674be…
05-14 00:17:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Up	BUY	12	86¢	$10	0xbc7eb3…
05-14 00:15:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Up	BUY	3	67¢	$2	0x6e32bd…
05-14 00:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	SELL	7	90¢	$6	0x811094…
05-14 00:13:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x33f801…
05-14 00:13:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	SELL	4	20¢	$1	0xafa715…
05-14 00:10:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	4	57¢	$2	0xbe6a5f…
05-12 20:01:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Up	SELL	8	99¢	$8	0xd57ec9…
05-12 19:47:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	8	59¢	$5	0x636766…
05-12 19:40:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	4	57¢	$2	0x474fd4…
05-12 19:37:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:35PM-3:40PM ET	Down	SELL	6	95¢	$6	0xdc746f…
05-12 19:35:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:35PM-3:40PM ET	Down	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0xa78d97…
05-12 19:32:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	SELL	7	94¢	$6	0x99f138…
05-12 19:31:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0xf7a451…
05-12 19:30:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	SELL	4	99¢	$4	0xc7df88…
05-12 19:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	67¢	$3	0xe8caac…
05-12 19:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	SELL	13	37¢	$5	0x001d6a…
05-12 19:23:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	13	52¢	$7	0x6ca3ce…
05-12 19:22:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Up	SELL	13	56¢	$7	0x9e06e0…
05-12 19:22:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Up	BUY	13	61¢	$8	0x1ce9de…
05-12 19:21:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Down	SELL	25	34¢	$8	0x2892b0…
05-12 19:20:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Down	BUY	25	53¢	$13	0x4a7640…
05-12 19:19:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	Up	SELL	5	2¢	$0	0x3ad9d0…
05-12 19:16:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0x606e05…
05-12 19:14:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Up	SELL	17	99¢	$16	0x678ef8…
05-12 19:11:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Up	BUY	17	78¢	$13	0x09582a…
05-12 19:06:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x26103b…
05-12 18:57:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	SELL	6	83¢	$5	0x51240a…
05-12 18:56:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	6	65¢	$4	0xd387f4…
05-12 18:53:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	Up	SELL	3	81¢	$2	0x67dafd…
05-12 18:53:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	65¢	$2	0xfa0e55…
05-12 18:50:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x40432e…
05-12 18:48:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x0a152e…
05-12 18:47:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	SELL	10	80¢	$8	0xac405c…
05-12 18:45:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x9c8e20…
05-12 18:28:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	SELL	8	85¢	$7	0x2144cc…
05-12 18:27:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:15PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	8	85¢	$7	0xb7cf6f…
05-12 16:05:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0x0d989a…
05-12 16:00:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Down	SELL	4	99¢	$4	0xb481b8…
05-12 15:55:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	4	47¢	$2	0x40ec35…
05-12 12:03:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Up	SELL	10	39¢	$4	0xe8ba91…
05-12 12:00:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x2c20b3…
05-12 10:30:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Up	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x30caed…
05-11 19:21:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Down	BUY	4	51¢	$2	0x8c7635…
05-11 19:15:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Down	SELL	4	99¢	$4	0xfecf6c…
05-11 19:11:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Down	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0x13dad2…
05-11 19:11:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Up	SELL	4	43¢	$2	0x384701…
05-11 19:10:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Up	BUY	4	51¢	$2	0x237960…
05-11 19:05:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Down	SELL	4	37¢	$2	0x2dfee0…
05-11 19:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Down	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0x37bdb6…
05-11 18:55:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	SELL	6	99¢	$6	0xb8cc2a…
05-11 18:50:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	BUY	6	52¢	$3	0x7fe9ff…
05-11 18:46:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Down	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xcc305a…
05-11 18:44:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xb724cf…
05-11 18:40:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	SELL	9	99¢	$9	0x718486…
05-11 18:36:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0xdc751b…
05-11 18:36:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	SELL	8	36¢	$3	0xda7389…
05-11 18:34:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	BUY	8	53¢	$4	0x19f4de…
05-11 18:30:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x35dedc…
05-11 18:29:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	SELL	8	99¢	$8	0xe24dbe…
05-11 18:27:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0xc72587…
05-11 18:26:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	SELL	5	34¢	$2	0x9788fb…
05-11 18:25:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	44¢	$2	0xcd82d5…
05-11 18:14:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Down	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x8442c0…
05-11 18:10:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x2071b7…
05-11 17:54:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	6	54¢	$3	0xb81354…
05-11 17:43:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	SELL	3	99¢	$3	0x363f9d…
05-11 17:41:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	68¢	$2	0x41e951…
05-11 17:40:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	Up	SELL	8	99¢	$8	0x51a1df…
05-11 17:35:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	Up	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0x5417ce…
05-11 07:10:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	4	55¢	$2	0x06a484…
05-11 06:50:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	SELL	13	30¢	$4	0x9bc95a…
05-11 06:50:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	13	39¢	$5	0xf3d0c2…
05-11 06:46:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Down	SELL	6	100¢	$6	0x47285e…
05-11 06:40:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x546490…
05-11 06:28:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	BUY	3	64¢	$2	0x640010…
05-11 06:27:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	SELL	6	40¢	$2	0x8e218f…
05-11 06:27:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	BUY	6	34¢	$2	0x0c6a06…
05-11 06:19:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	Down	BUY	4	47¢	$2	0x7037e7…
05-11 06:18:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	SELL	4	97¢	$4	0xe83100…
05-11 06:15:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	4	52¢	$2	0x48dd24…
05-11 06:13:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Down	SELL	6	25¢	$1	0x84a1cc…
05-11 06:09:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Down	BUY	6	36¢	$2	0x1a9575…
05-11 06:08:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	Up	SELL	5	40¢	$2	0x8c3ef4…
05-11 06:05:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x540bfc…
05-11 01:45:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:45PM-9:50PM ET	Down	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0xac832b…
05-11 01:36:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	BUY	3	31¢	$1	0x92bb9f…
05-11 01:34:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	SELL	3	99¢	$3	0xaafe0f…
05-11 01:30:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	BUY	3	66¢	$2	0xe9e10a…
05-11 01:29:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Down	SELL	5	98¢	$5	0xb7915e…
05-11 01:25:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0xadfdc7…
05-11 01:19:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	SELL	4	99¢	$4	0x8ca5be…
05-11 01:15:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0x2726c1…
05-11 01:12:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	SELL	11	99¢	$11	0xca2b0b…
05-11 01:10:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	11	45¢	$5	0x329de3…
05-11 01:05:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	11	56¢	$6	0x454205…
05-11 00:29:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	SELL	7	98¢	$7	0xed61f3…
05-11 00:26:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0x4f4273…
05-11 00:18:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	47¢	$3	0xcfefb4…
05-11 00:14:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	SELL	12	99¢	$12	0xac0d22…