Miserable-University — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

0.0%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$10.7K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$181

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-02-25

last 05-12 21:09

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Other

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Sports

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Crypto

13% — —

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26 active days in 12wk • peak 6 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (3) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	4	$993	498	498	+0	open	—	04-20 21:52
Will Switzerland win Eurovision 2026?	4	$953	479	479	+0	open	—	04-13 02:51
Will Scott Bessent be confirmed as Fed Chair?	4	$902	452	452	+0	No	$-0	04-12 12:28
Will Villarreal win the 2025–26 La Liga?	4	$898	450	450	+0	open	—	04-05 22:20
Will Z.ai have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	2	$574	287	287	+0	open	—	04-07 16:05
Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25+ bps after the April 2026 meeting?	2	$554	278	278	+0	open	—	04-22 15:26
Will Baidu have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	2	$500	250	250	+0	open	—	04-16 13:55
Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	2	$496	248	248	+0	No	$-0	04-05 01:25
will ethereum reach 3200 in march 2026	2	$472	236	236	+0	open	—	03-28 04:41
will ethereum reach 3800 in march 2026	2	$456	228	228	+0	open	—	03-27 00:57
will billy horschel win the 2026 masters tournament	2	$444	223	223	+0	open	—	03-19 05:26
Will Alibaba have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	2	$440	220	220	+0	open	—	04-19 00:17
Will Albania win Eurovision 2026?	2	$432	217	217	+0	open	—	04-07 07:27
Will Armenia win Eurovision 2026?	2	$418	210	210	+0	open	—	04-04 19:03
will keegan bradley win the 2026 masters tournament	2	$402	202	202	+0	open	—	03-26 13:05
Will Bitcoin reach $120,000 in May?	2	$390	195	195	+0	open	—	05-12 21:09
will microsoft be the largest company in the world by market cap on march 31 889	2	$372	186	186	+0	open	—	03-23 01:06
Will the Calgary Flames win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	2	$370	185	185	+0	open	—	02-28 03:08
Will Montenegro win Eurovision 2026?	2	$368	185	185	+0	No	$-0	03-30 18:53
nba dal den 2026 03 25	1	$42	49	0	+49	open	—	03-26 01:17
nba ind lac 2026 03 04	1	$35	41	0	+41	open	—	03-04 11:50
nba min dal 2026 03 30	1	$33	44	0	+44	open	—	03-30 21:33
Will Solana reach $130 in April?	1	$32	32	0	+32	open	—	04-28 23:38
nba chi sas 2026 03 30	1	$28	30	0	+30	open	—	03-30 21:32
nba phx orl 2026 03 31	1	$25	46	0	+46	open	—	03-31 19:41
nba uta phi 2026 03 04	1	$20	25	0	+25	open	—	03-04 11:51
nba orl min 2026 03 07	1	$16	51	0	+51	open	—	03-07 15:10
nba por lac 2026 03 31	1	$11	33	0	+33	open	—	03-31 19:41
nba mil mia 2026 03 12	1	$8	26	0	+26	open	—	03-12 22:41
nba phi atl 2026 03 07	1	$8	25	0	+25	open	—	03-07 15:09

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-12 21:09:35	Will Bitcoin reach $120,000 in May?	No	SELL	195	100¢	$195	0x147357…
05-12 10:04:35	Will Bitcoin reach $120,000 in May?	No	BUY	195	100¢	$195	0xf8934c…
04-28 23:38:20	Will Solana reach $130 in April?	No	BUY	32	100¢	$32	0x1600c5…
04-22 15:26:22	Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25+ bps after the April 2026 meeting?	No	SELL	278	100¢	$277	0x31b5da…
04-21 14:44:08	Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25+ bps after the April 2026 meeting?	No	BUY	278	100¢	$277	0x5a4ce9…
04-20 21:52:00	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	215	100¢	$215	0xb5cd61…
04-20 10:14:10	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	215	100¢	$215	0x47a77c…
04-19 00:17:14	Will Alibaba have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	SELL	220	100¢	$220	0xcf065e…
04-18 16:52:20	Will Alibaba have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	BUY	220	100¢	$220	0x21f131…
04-16 13:55:16	Will Baidu have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	SELL	250	100¢	$250	0x5ab809…
04-16 09:08:52	Will Baidu have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	BUY	250	100¢	$250	0xab985a…
04-13 02:51:13	Will Switzerland win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	290	100¢	$289	0x8dac80…
04-12 12:28:25	Will Switzerland win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	290	100¢	$289	0x727c46…
04-12 12:28:09	Will Scott Bessent be confirmed as Fed Chair?	No	SELL	250	100¢	$249	0x4dc346…
04-12 03:02:19	Will Scott Bessent be confirmed as Fed Chair?	No	BUY	249	100¢	$249	0x49e418…
04-07 16:05:13	Will Z.ai have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	SELL	287	100¢	$287	0xc14f60…
04-07 13:02:13	Will Z.ai have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	BUY	287	100¢	$287	0x455b46…
04-07 07:27:39	Will Albania win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	217	100¢	$216	0x791087…
04-07 02:28:07	Will Albania win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	217	100¢	$216	0xfcf9e7…
04-05 22:20:09	Will Villarreal win the 2025–26 La Liga?	No	SELL	269	100¢	$269	0x523137…
04-05 17:15:01	Will Villarreal win the 2025–26 La Liga?	No	BUY	269	100¢	$269	0x3e618d…
04-05 01:25:55	Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	248	100¢	$248	0x9c4a0e…
04-04 22:46:07	Will Portugal win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	248	100¢	$248	0xbe98c6…
04-04 19:03:23	Will Armenia win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	210	100¢	$209	0xb4afca…
04-04 11:39:15	Will Armenia win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	210	100¢	$209	0x2b21ee…
04-02 00:24:11	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	SELL	283	100¢	$282	0x70cae0…
04-01 19:14:53	Will the Portland Trail Blazers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	No	BUY	283	100¢	$282	0xdea289…
03-31 19:41:59	nba por lac 2026 03 31	Trail Blazers	BUY	33	34¢	$11	0x38575b…
03-31 19:41:29	nba phx orl 2026 03 31	Magic	BUY	46	54¢	$25	0xc0e9d5…
03-30 21:33:31	nba min dal 2026 03 30	Timberwolves	BUY	44	74¢	$33	0x562f6f…
03-30 21:32:59	nba chi sas 2026 03 30	Spurs	BUY	30	95¢	$28	0x1a5479…
03-30 18:53:25	Will Montenegro win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	185	100¢	$184	0x3232ac…
03-30 14:52:37	Will Montenegro win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	185	100¢	$184	0xe85bb9…
03-30 10:51:52	Will Scott Bessent be confirmed as Fed Chair?	No	SELL	202	100¢	$202	0xca4e4b…
03-30 06:51:54	Will Scott Bessent be confirmed as Fed Chair?	No	BUY	202	100¢	$202	0xa3bcb1…
03-28 04:41:37	will ethereum reach 3200 in march 2026	No	SELL	236	100¢	$236	0xfe0d29…
03-27 12:46:55	will ethereum reach 3200 in march 2026	No	BUY	236	100¢	$236	0xe21a5d…
03-27 00:57:57	will ethereum reach 3800 in march 2026	No	SELL	228	100¢	$228	0xd4aecc…
03-26 19:03:53	will ethereum reach 3800 in march 2026	No	BUY	228	100¢	$228	0x12786b…
03-26 13:05:31	will keegan bradley win the 2026 masters tournament	No	SELL	202	99¢	$201	0x591a93…
03-26 06:58:31	will keegan bradley win the 2026 masters tournament	No	BUY	202	100¢	$201	0x22d98c…
03-26 01:17:31	nba dal den 2026 03 25	Nuggets	BUY	49	85¢	$42	0x5dadc1…
03-26 01:17:09	Will Villarreal win the 2025–26 La Liga?	No	SELL	180	100¢	$180	0xf623bc…
03-25 17:57:05	Will Villarreal win the 2025–26 La Liga?	No	BUY	180	100¢	$180	0x0030a4…
03-24 04:07:13	Will Switzerland win Eurovision 2026?	No	SELL	188	100¢	$188	0xc553c5…
03-23 07:06:03	Will Switzerland win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	188	100¢	$188	0xc0bb70…
03-23 01:06:13	will microsoft be the largest company in the world by market cap on march 31 889	No	SELL	186	100¢	$186	0xa96c37…
03-22 18:55:15	will microsoft be the largest company in the world by market cap on march 31 889	No	BUY	186	100¢	$186	0x0cb0da…
03-19 05:26:21	will billy horschel win the 2026 masters tournament	No	SELL	223	100¢	$222	0xc76e52…
03-18 10:10:25	will billy horschel win the 2026 masters tournament	No	BUY	223	100¢	$222	0x6eb8ad…
03-12 22:41:17	nba mil mia 2026 03 12	Bucks	BUY	26	31¢	$8	0x38351c…
03-07 15:10:29	nba orl min 2026 03 07	Magic	BUY	51	31¢	$16	0x9ada22…
03-07 15:10:03	nba gsw okc 2026 03 07	Warriors	BUY	31	14¢	$4	0x5b041f…
03-07 15:09:33	nba phi atl 2026 03 07	76ers	BUY	25	31¢	$8	0x91cf2e…
03-04 11:51:09	nba uta phi 2026 03 04	76ers	BUY	25	79¢	$20	0x4841ed…
03-04 11:50:41	nba por mem 2026 03 04	Grizzlies	BUY	27	26¢	$7	0x3b22db…
03-04 11:50:11	nba ind lac 2026 03 04	Clippers	BUY	41	85¢	$35	0x489b98…
02-28 03:08:37	Will the Calgary Flames win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	No	SELL	185	100¢	$185	0x92e05e…
02-25 22:15:54	Will the Calgary Flames win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	No	BUY	185	100¢	$185	0x620952…