Slow-Excuse — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$73

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

45.5%

Resolved

101

Trades

485

lifetime

Volume

$1.37K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-25

last 06-11 11:10

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 6 days

Categories

Crypto

65% 54% $-73

Other

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Sports

4% — —

Politics

1% — —

Activity

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10 active days in 12wk • peak 69 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (13) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Solana Up or Down - May 8, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	1	$69	178	+178	Up	$-69	05-08 19:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	1	$50	115	+115	open	—	05-14 16:20
Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	5	$39	80	+80	Down	$-39	05-13 00:40
Solana Up or Down - May 8, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET	1	$39	134	+134	Up	$-39	05-08 19:16
Ethereum Up or Down - May 5, 12:00AM-12:15AM ET	1	$30	56	+56	Down	+$26	05-05 04:01
XRP Up or Down - May 4, 4:45PM-5:00PM ET	1	$22	38	+38	Up	+$16	05-04 20:45
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	1	$20	33	+33	open	—	05-04 00:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:00PM-12:15PM ET	2	$20	40	+40	open	—	05-14 16:02
Solana Up or Down - May 8, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	1	$17	30	+30	Down	+$13	05-08 14:25
Solana Up or Down - May 8, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	1	$16	31	+31	Up	$-16	05-08 18:45
Ethereum Up or Down - May 13, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	1	$16	34	+34	Down	+$18	05-13 10:59
Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	1	$16	32	+32	Down	$-16	05-13 00:29
Solana Up or Down - May 12, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	1	$16	30	+30	Down	+$14	05-13 01:59
Solana Up or Down - May 12, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	1	$16	31	+31	Down	$-16	05-13 00:24
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 6, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	1	$13	22	+22	Up	+$9	05-06 14:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	1	$12	22	+22	open	—	05-03 13:03
Will Ukraine re-enter Rodynske by April 30?	9	$12	6,198	+6,198	open	—	04-25 21:41
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	1	$11	18	+18	open	—	05-03 11:46
Solana Up or Down - May 3, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET	1	$10	18	+18	open	—	05-03 15:00
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	1	$10	27	+27	open	—	05-03 11:55
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	1	$10	16	+16	open	—	05-03 11:54
XRP Up or Down - May 4, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	1	$10	18	+18	Down	$-10	05-04 20:25
Roland Garros ATP: Casper Ruud vs Tommy Paul	3	$10	21	+21	open	—	05-29 18:18
Prostejov: Tristan Boyer vs Filip Jianu	7	$10	20	+20	open	—	06-01 13:54
Birmingham: Sho Shimabukuro vs Shintaro Mochizuki	4	$10	20	+20	open	—	06-03 14:27
ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	5	$10	20	+20	open	—	06-03 06:47
Heilbronn: Joel Schwaerzler vs Matej Dodig	4	$10	20	+20	open	—	06-01 13:58
Centurion 2: Mert Alkaya vs Arda Azkara	4	$9	20	+20	open	—	06-01 13:52
Roland Garros ATP: Juan Manuel Cerundolo vs Martin Landaluce	3	$9	19	+19	open	—	05-30 13:05
Roland Garros WTA: Maja Chwalinska vs Diane Parry	3	$9	15	+15	open	—	06-01 13:58

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-11 11:10:54	Reya FDV above $200M one day after launch?	Yes	BUY	15	21¢	$3	0x225c54…
06-10 21:38:12	Reya FDV above $200M one day after launch?	Yes	BUY	4	21¢	$1	0x08048c…
06-10 21:20:34	Reya FDV above $200M one day after launch?	Yes	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0xeb6d3f…
06-07 19:30:16	eth updown 5m 1780860600	Up	BUY	4	54¢	$2	0x538585…
06-07 18:58:22	eth updown 5m 1780858500	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xb6dece…
06-07 18:52:19	eth updown 15m 1780858800	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xce3ce1…
06-07 18:41:28	eth updown 5m 1780857900	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x8cea55…
06-07 18:28:36	eth updown 5m 1780857000	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xef89bd…
06-07 18:15:15	eth updown 5m 1780856100	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x1bb76c…
06-07 17:34:45	eth updown 5m 1780853700	Up	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0xc40a45…
06-07 17:09:21	eth updown 5m 1780852200	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xb40d84…
06-07 16:47:31	eth updown 5m 1780851000	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x56a438…
06-07 16:10:21	eth updown 5m 1780848600	Down	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x8cfe23…
06-07 16:04:55	eth updown 5m 1780848300	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x0b0d1b…
06-07 14:25:01	eth updown 5m 1780842300	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0xb4c7b3…
06-06 20:21:34	xrp updown 5m 1780777200	Up	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x12193c…
06-06 20:09:58	xrp updown 5m 1780776600	Up	BUY	5	52¢	$2	0xac3fe2…
06-06 20:05:24	xrp updown 5m 1780776300	Down	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0x9a9f59…
06-06 20:02:03	doge updown 5m 1780776000	Down	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0xa7c013…
06-03 14:45:49	Prostejov: Genaro Alberto Olivieri vs Lautaro Midon	Lautaro Midon	BUY	8	66¢	$6	0x5a34a6…
06-03 14:39:30	ITF Caserta: Francesca Pace vs Luisina Giovannini	Francesca Pace	BUY	8	15¢	$1	0x5248e4…
06-03 14:27:12	Birmingham: Sho Shimabukuro vs Shintaro Mochizuki	Sho Shimabukuro	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0x069da0…
06-03 14:07:36	Heilbronn: Henri Squire vs Pedro Martinez	Henri Squire	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0x5e123c…
06-03 14:00:52	Birmingham: James McCabe vs Kamil Majchrzak	Kamil Majchrzak	BUY	8	91¢	$8	0xc6defc…
06-03 13:58:16	Heilbronn: Henri Squire vs Pedro Martinez	Pedro Martinez	BUY	8	31¢	$3	0xe3b485…
06-03 13:56:12	Birmingham: Ugo Blanchet vs Felix Gill	Ugo Blanchet	BUY	8	47¢	$4	0xc5305a…
06-03 13:50:18	Perugia: Pablo Llamas Ruiz vs Jacopo Vasami	Jacopo Vasami	BUY	9	40¢	$3	0x1b7391…
06-03 13:47:34	Birmingham: Elias Ymer vs Christopher O'Connell	Christopher O'Connell	BUY	8	78¢	$6	0xfeb858…
06-03 13:45:26	Prostejov: Pedro Boscardin Dias vs Maxim Mrva	Pedro Boscardin Dias	BUY	8	37¢	$3	0xd08c98…
06-03 10:27:11	Heilbronn: Matej Dodig vs Guy Den Ouden	Matej Dodig	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x065c8b…
06-03 10:15:43	Roland Garros WTA: Anna Kalinskaya vs Maja Chwalinska	Maja Chwalinska	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0xe874ff…
06-03 10:11:58	Birmingham: Sho Shimabukuro vs Shintaro Mochizuki	Shintaro Mochizuki	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0xbc19f3…
06-03 10:08:57	ITF Montemor-O-Novo: Elizabeth Coleman vs Katarina Kuzmova	Katarina Kuzmova	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0xe013f3…
06-03 10:07:02	ITF Montemor-O-Novo: Elizabeth Coleman vs Katarina Kuzmova	Elizabeth Coleman	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0xef68b2…
06-03 09:54:10	Heilbronn: Marko Topo vs Emilio Nava	Emilio Nava	BUY	5	69¢	$3	0x523045…
06-03 09:48:48	Heilbronn: Marko Topo vs Emilio Nava	Marko Topo	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x06bea6…
06-03 09:48:15	Heilbronn: Matej Dodig vs Guy Den Ouden	Guy Den Ouden	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x31e4d6…
06-03 09:45:22	Heilbronn: Matej Dodig vs Guy Den Ouden	Matej Dodig	BUY	5	31¢	$2	0x842566…
06-03 09:43:17	Makarska: Barbora Palicova vs Lucija Bagaric	Lucija Bagaric	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x218e17…
06-03 09:36:03	Makarska: Barbora Palicova vs Lucija Bagaric	Barbora Palicova	BUY	2	60¢	$2	0xa7d2d2…
06-03 09:35:30	Makarska: Barbora Palicova vs Lucija Bagaric	Barbora Palicova	BUY	2	60¢	$2	0xebe706…
06-03 09:33:22	Prostejov: Alexander Shevchenko vs Nikolas Sanchez Izquierdo	Alexander Shevchenko	BUY	3	54¢	$2	0x6750c0…
06-03 09:19:00	Makarska: Lola Radivojevic vs Mia Ristic	Mia Ristic	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xef3ac3…
06-03 09:17:41	Makarska: Lola Radivojevic vs Mia Ristic	Lola Radivojevic	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x8f81ac…
06-03 08:50:02	Centurion 2: Harold Mayot vs Semen Pankin	Harold Mayot	BUY	5	80¢	$4	0x881be1…
06-03 08:44:08	ITF Caserta: Noemi Basiletti vs Gabriela Ce	Noemi Basiletti	BUY	5	80¢	$4	0xdff2b4…
06-03 08:42:23	itf raggi spiteri 2026 06 03	Angelica Raggi	BUY	5	14¢	$1	0x55c6ff…
06-03 08:26:58	Centurion 2: Harold Mayot vs Semen Pankin	Semen Pankin	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0x6ef6d3…
06-03 08:26:49	Centurion 2: Arda Azkara vs Guillaume Dalmasso	Arda Azkara	BUY	5	67¢	$3	0xa083dd…
06-03 08:26:14	Centurion 2: Arda Azkara vs Guillaume Dalmasso	Guillaume Dalmasso	BUY	5	29¢	$1	0xf85872…
06-03 08:22:18	ITF Caserta: Noemi Basiletti vs Gabriela Ce	Gabriela Ce	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0xbe6160…
06-03 08:18:34	KBO: Hanwha Eagles vs. Doosan Bears	Doosan Bears	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0xe51466…
06-03 08:07:27	KBO: Hanwha Eagles vs. Doosan Bears	Hanwha Eagles	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0xeff29a…
06-03 08:06:57	KBO: NC Dinos vs. Samsung Lions	NC Dinos	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x8c37a5…
06-03 08:03:13	KBO: LG Twins vs. KT Wiz	LG Twins	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xfa1736…
06-03 07:24:13	ITF Wuning: Hong Yi Cody Wong vs Xinxin Yao	Xinxin Yao	BUY	1	65¢	$0	0xe0a1da…
06-03 07:23:44	ITF Wuning: Hong Yi Cody Wong vs Xinxin Yao	Xinxin Yao	BUY	4	65¢	$3	0x02e2e0…
06-03 07:21:36	ITF Wuning: Hong Yi Cody Wong vs Xinxin Yao	Hong Yi Cody Wong	BUY	5	32¢	$2	0xcdb4ee…
06-03 06:54:48	ITF Wuning: Priska Madelyn Nugroho vs Yujia Huang	Yujia Huang	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x9149bb…
06-03 06:54:27	ITF Wuning: Priska Madelyn Nugroho vs Yujia Huang	Priska Madelyn Nugroho	BUY	5	59¢	$3	0xeaae9c…
06-03 06:54:27	ITF Wuning: Priska Madelyn Nugroho vs Yujia Huang	Priska Madelyn Nugroho	BUY	0	59¢	$0	0x6e3873…
06-03 06:47:07	ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	Chenting Zhu	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x8b3042…
06-03 06:44:11	ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	Reina Goto	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x37bcf2…
06-03 06:38:12	ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	Chenting Zhu	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0xf834e2…
06-03 05:29:25	ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	Reina Goto	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xc19478…
06-03 05:26:22	ITF Wuning: Chenting Zhu vs Reina Goto	Reina Goto	BUY	0	40¢	$0	0x4229f3…
06-03 05:05:57	KBO: Lotte Giants vs. Kia Tigers	Lotte Giants	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x9e1209…
06-03 04:53:07	KBO: Lotte Giants vs. Kia Tigers	Kia Tigers	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xc99481…
06-03 04:11:00	Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Arizona Diamondbacks	Los Angeles Dodgers	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x0af111…
06-03 04:09:44	Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Arizona Diamondbacks	Arizona Diamondbacks	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x000a6d…
06-03 04:01:40	ITF Wuning: Yexin Ma vs Ya Yi Yang	Ya Yi Yang	BUY	5	11¢	$1	0x1cc1b2…
06-03 03:12:33	ITF Wuning: Yanan Hou vs Kyoka Okamura	Kyoka Okamura	BUY	5	87¢	$4	0x24fa71…
06-03 02:58:15	ITF Wuning: Sonja Zhiyenbayeva vs Alexandra Shubladze	Alexandra Shubladze	BUY	2	87¢	$2	0xe245e5…
06-03 02:16:57	ITF Wuning: Mei Yamaguchi vs Erika Sema	Mei Yamaguchi	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x1e48d0…
06-03 02:13:20	ITF Wuning: Sonja Zhiyenbayeva vs Alexandra Shubladze	Sonja Zhiyenbayeva	BUY	5	10¢	$0	0x6e6581…
06-03 01:36:35	Birmingham: Sho Shimabukuro vs Shintaro Mochizuki	Shintaro Mochizuki	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0xcb278a…
06-03 01:02:31	Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Houston Astros	Pittsburgh Pirates	BUY	3	22¢	$1	0xc847f2…
06-03 01:01:53	Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Houston Astros	Pittsburgh Pirates	BUY	2	22¢	$0	0xbd5e19…
06-03 00:52:10	Connecticut Sun vs. Atlanta Dream	Atlanta Dream	BUY	5	72¢	$4	0xd2b031…
06-03 00:51:02	Connecticut Sun vs. Atlanta Dream	Connecticut Sun	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0xa70c9a…
06-03 00:36:55	Miami Marlins vs. Washington Nationals	Miami Marlins	BUY	5	74¢	$4	0x689c3d…
06-03 00:21:25	Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Houston Astros	Houston Astros	BUY	5	74¢	$4	0x2cd93a…
06-03 00:03:38	Miami Marlins vs. Washington Nationals	Washington Nationals	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x99561f…
06-03 00:02:37	Birmingham: Sho Shimabukuro vs Shintaro Mochizuki	Sho Shimabukuro	BUY	5	71¢	$4	0xf65042…
06-02 23:42:45	Baltimore Orioles vs. Boston Red Sox	Boston Red Sox	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x574260…
06-02 23:34:24	Baltimore Orioles vs. Boston Red Sox	Baltimore Orioles	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0x89b633…
06-02 02:33:55	ITF Wuning: Rina Saigo vs Eunhye Lee	Eunhye Lee	BUY	5	31¢	$2	0x19721a…
06-02 02:32:50	ITF Wuning: Wushuang Zheng vs Yuhan Wang	Wushuang Zheng	BUY	5	71¢	$4	0xe8d768…
06-02 02:24:50	ITF Wuning: Yufei Ren vs Sijia Wei	Yufei Ren	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x70aa09…
06-02 02:23:56	ITF Wuning: Yufei Ren vs Sijia Wei	Sijia Wei	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0x3f1064…
06-02 02:14:20	Minnesota Lynx vs. Phoenix Mercury	Phoenix Mercury	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x098990…
06-02 02:14:03	ITF Wuning: Jiaqi Wang vs Jia-Jing Lu	Jia-Jing Lu	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xa8f148…
06-02 02:13:56	ITF Wuning: Jiaqi Wang vs Jia-Jing Lu	Jiaqi Wang	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x210ba9…
06-02 02:05:35	Minnesota Lynx vs. Phoenix Mercury	Minnesota Lynx	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0xb585e3…
06-02 00:46:40	Detroit Tigers vs. Tampa Bay Rays	Detroit Tigers	BUY	5	79¢	$4	0x853c3c…
06-02 00:42:37	Chicago White Sox vs. Minnesota Twins	Chicago White Sox	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x838517…
06-02 00:29:08	Chicago White Sox vs. Minnesota Twins	Minnesota Twins	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xf64c7f…
06-02 00:25:52	Seattle Storm vs. Dallas Wings	Seattle Storm	BUY	5	12¢	$1	0xd62918…
06-02 00:21:16	Texas Rangers vs. St. Louis Cardinals	Texas Rangers	BUY	5	44¢	$2	0x079e81…
06-02 00:18:12	Kansas City Royals vs. Cincinnati Reds	Cincinnati Reds	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0xc2d1ff…