Hilarious-Pincenez — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$22

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

68.3%

Resolved

321

Trades

383

lifetime

Volume

$766

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-03

last 05-08 11:09

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 5 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 66% $-22

Sports

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Activity

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Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 161 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (4) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 11:15AM-11:30AM ET	2	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	05-04 15:25
XRP Up or Down - May 5, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	2	$5	5	5	+0	Up	+$1	05-05 09:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:30AM-2:45AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	Down	+$1	05-05 06:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 11:30PM-11:35PM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 03:34
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 15:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	1	$5	10	0	+10	open	—	05-04 09:39
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 05:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 09:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 05:29
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 08:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 07:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 06:34
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	1	$5	10	0	+10	open	—	05-04 07:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 07:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 5, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	1	$5	15	0	+15	Down	$-5	05-05 07:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 10:59
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	1	$5	10	0	+10	open	—	05-04 08:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:10AM-12:15AM ET	1	$5	9	0	+9	open	—	05-04 04:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 09:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 04:49
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 10:44
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 01:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 02:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 08:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	1	$5	9	0	+9	open	—	05-04 01:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 10:55PM-11:00PM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 02:59
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	open	—	05-04 02:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 4, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	1	$5	8	0	+8	open	—	05-04 04:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	1	$5	6	0	+6	open	—	05-04 02:19
XRP Up or Down - May 5, 2:30AM-2:45AM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	Up	+$1	05-05 06:39

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-08 11:09:39	Ethereum Up or Down - May 8, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	9	11¢	$1	0x22890d…
05-08 10:59:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Down	BUY	3	29¢	$1	0x199346…
05-08 10:56:02	Solana Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0xefad86…
05-08 10:43:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x8a0781…
05-08 10:15:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	4	26¢	$1	0x768b77…
05-08 00:50:53	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 8:50PM-8:55PM ET	Up	BUY	3	29¢	$1	0xcdfde8…
05-08 00:31:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	4	26¢	$1	0x95ec44…
05-08 00:27:05	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0xe7cb16…
05-08 00:17:15	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Up	BUY	4	28¢	$1	0x5cdd0a…
05-08 00:15:36	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Up	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0xe29a59…
05-08 00:06:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	4	28¢	$1	0x6cac23…
05-07 23:48:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET	Down	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x17fce3…
05-07 23:44:20	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 7:40PM-7:45PM ET	Down	BUY	8	13¢	$1	0xcab63d…
05-07 22:11:24	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	72¢	$2	0xdedb8a…
05-07 21:46:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	3	71¢	$2	0x459dae…
05-07 21:41:30	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 5:30PM-5:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x3c9070…
05-07 21:41:29	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x61a209…
05-07 21:17:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x0b6866…
05-07 21:16:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0xccff67…
05-07 18:18:50	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xbe232d…
05-07 18:07:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x505f0b…
05-07 17:51:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	3	76¢	$2	0x35ed52…
05-07 17:07:08	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 1:05PM-1:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xacaec5…
05-07 17:03:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:00PM-1:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x0da0e4…
05-07 16:26:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0x4f804d…
05-07 16:26:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x2c1c37…
05-07 16:20:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	3	76¢	$2	0x3fa34f…
05-07 15:55:41	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	3	77¢	$2	0x7cdf4f…
05-07 15:55:39	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 11:45AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0xc2a475…
05-07 15:21:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x902ba5…
05-07 14:52:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x3e9ef2…
05-07 14:51:01	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	3	71¢	$2	0x76f17e…
05-07 14:31:44	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x7dfa5f…
05-07 11:12:07	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x84165f…
05-07 10:59:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Down	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x925cfa…
05-07 10:12:28	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	10	10¢	$1	0x8c4e99…
05-07 10:09:28	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0x981285…
05-07 10:06:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0x4295a9…
05-07 09:40:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0x5f8546…
05-07 08:38:09	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x036515…
05-07 08:31:25	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0xb41d71…
05-07 05:02:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	Up	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x131d8c…
05-07 01:25:14	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	66¢	$2	0x4b4f0a…
05-07 01:25:07	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0xe92817…
05-07 01:22:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x2bf894…
05-07 01:21:52	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0x94037b…
05-07 01:21:23	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Down	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0xdd4de3…
05-07 01:17:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x091f60…
05-07 01:17:37	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x8a2bcb…
05-07 01:17:35	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x0a68b4…
05-07 01:13:04	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x9ec8da…
05-07 01:11:21	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x2e1e1c…
05-07 01:10:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	71¢	$2	0x02fc4f…
05-07 01:10:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	73¢	$2	0x4dec28…
05-07 01:10:47	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0xe55395…
05-07 01:10:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x09fd16…
05-07 01:10:07	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x128c79…
05-07 01:07:19	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3	79¢	$2	0x63e2ce…
05-07 01:06:48	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xd539fd…
05-07 01:06:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3	79¢	$2	0x861387…
05-07 01:06:20	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3	75¢	$2	0x97e784…
05-07 01:01:45	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0x785c59…
05-07 01:01:15	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0xb37f29…
05-07 01:01:05	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x88ed25…
05-07 00:56:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x5cbf63…
05-07 00:55:55	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x9f07f3…
05-07 00:55:50	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x1c61a8…
05-07 00:55:46	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0xe2c7b7…
05-07 00:45:48	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	Up	BUY	3	74¢	$2	0xbbdca3…
05-07 00:45:46	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0xa03fd8…
05-07 00:45:44	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x6985d5…
05-07 00:41:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	3	77¢	$2	0x8423f8…
05-07 00:40:55	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0xba9368…
05-07 00:40:06	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0xc4a8e9…
05-07 00:21:12	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0xdad976…
05-07 00:12:47	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x7a32c7…
05-07 00:10:14	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0xe70382…
05-07 00:10:13	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0xd9bd13…
05-06 23:10:58	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	88¢	$2	0x432545…
05-06 22:55:05	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 6:45PM-7:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0xcceac2…
05-06 21:50:56	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x2e4a66…
05-06 21:41:50	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x33ec20…
05-06 21:40:12	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5:30PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x76b021…
05-06 21:37:05	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5:35PM-5:40PM ET	Up	BUY	2	84¢	$2	0xa5f1f7…
05-06 21:11:23	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5:00PM-5:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	87¢	$2	0x573979…
05-06 20:39:11	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	89¢	$2	0x8e708f…
05-06 20:31:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	80¢	$2	0x27b081…
05-06 20:26:46	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 4:15PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	0	83¢	$0	0xef3958…
05-06 20:21:50	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0xfe9ad6…
05-06 19:55:07	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	89¢	$2	0xd85225…
05-06 19:55:05	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:45PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x768e20…
05-06 19:51:25	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 3:50PM-3:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x4ffedb…
05-06 19:50:41	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:50PM-3:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0xbcb7ad…
05-06 19:40:53	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x6f6546…
05-06 19:25:05	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x3be387…
05-06 19:21:33	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	87¢	$2	0x071b81…
05-06 19:11:55	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	66¢	$2	0x4742bf…
05-06 19:11:54	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	68¢	$2	0xc200d4…
05-06 19:10:52	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:00PM-3:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	87¢	$2	0xbd5036…
05-06 19:02:09	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	85¢	$2	0x227e03…