Clumsy-Childhood — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$117

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

21.5%

Resolved

Trades

1,091

lifetime

Volume

$3.27K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-08

last 06-08 15:44

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 5 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 35% $-117

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

10 active days in 12wk • peak 202 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (18) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:30AM-11:45AM ET	32	$107	112	99	+13	Down	$-5	05-13 15:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 12:00PM-12:15PM ET	26	$101	102	102	+0	Up	$-5	05-10 16:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	38	$90	85	81	+4	open	—	05-16 13:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	25	$85	83	78	+5	Up	$-2	05-13 14:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	20	$85	80	80	+0	Up	$-9	05-09 02:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	19	$78	72	68	+4	Up	$-4	05-13 12:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	23	$78	72	69	+3	Down	$-11	05-12 08:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 1:00PM-1:15PM ET	25	$72	80	64	+16	open	—	05-14 17:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:00AM-8:15AM ET	17	$67	56	56	+0	Up	$-1	05-13 12:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	19	$64	64	64	+0	Down	$-5	05-09 09:41
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	15	$64	58	58	+0	open	—	05-14 10:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	22	$63	60	60	+0	Down	$-3	05-10 18:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	20	$51	45	45	+0	open	—	05-15 11:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	13	$51	48	48	+0	Up	$-6	05-10 17:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	18	$51	40	40	+0	open	—	05-15 08:36
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	23	$49	50	45	+5	open	—	05-16 12:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:00PM-4:15PM ET	12	$49	49	41	+8	Up	$-3	05-08 20:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:00PM-5:15PM ET	21	$47	45	40	+5	open	—	05-14 21:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45AM-5:00AM ET	14	$46	48	44	+4	Down	$-2	05-12 08:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	11	$46	32	36	-4	Up	$-6	05-09 11:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:00AM-9:15AM ET	16	$45	35	35	+0	open	—	05-16 13:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	12	$44	45	45	+0	Down	$-3	05-10 08:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	12	$40	40	32	+8	open	—	05-14 11:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET	11	$39	40	34	+6	Down	$-9	05-13 18:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	9	$39	40	36	+4	Up	+$1	05-10 08:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET	15	$38	40	35	+5	open	—	05-14 21:26
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 1:30PM-1:45PM ET	13	$37	39	32	+7	open	—	05-14 17:41
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:00PM-6:15PM ET	19	$37	40	34	+6	open	—	05-14 22:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:30PM-2:45PM ET	13	$36	37	33	+4	Down	$-7	05-13 18:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:30PM-1:45PM ET	8	$36	32	32	+0	Up	+$2	05-13 17:42

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-08 15:44:27	btc updown 5m 1780933200	Up	BUY	6	39¢	$2	0x47e345…
06-08 15:38:57	btc updown 5m 1780932900	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x5a3737…
06-08 15:38:13	btc updown 5m 1780932900	Down	BUY	7	18¢	$1	0x54eb6e…
06-08 14:54:27	btc updown 5m 1780930200	Down	BUY	6	22¢	$1	0xe1fdf5…
06-08 14:53:40	btc updown 5m 1780930200	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0xd4dc7e…
06-08 13:24:25	btc updown 5m 1780924800	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0x9bf800…
06-08 13:14:16	btc updown 5m 1780924200	Up	BUY	6	40¢	$2	0x6fc5a0…
06-08 13:12:06	btc updown 5m 1780924200	Down	BUY	6	41¢	$2	0x2cfb3a…
06-08 12:42:40	btc updown 5m 1780922400	Down	BUY	10	25¢	$2	0xa356a5…
06-08 12:22:12	btc updown 5m 1780921200	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x9071a2…
06-08 11:45:04	btc updown 5m 1780918800	Up	BUY	150	1¢	$2	0x679971…
05-21 21:51:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Down	BUY	8	24¢	$2	0x5a0bc5…
05-21 21:29:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	29¢	$1	0x82308f…
05-21 21:19:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	BUY	13	19¢	$2	0x8d4a2a…
05-21 20:43:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Down	BUY	6	40¢	$2	0x924e2f…
05-21 20:23:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x0fa0ef…
05-21 20:03:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	44¢	$2	0xb29165…
05-21 19:07:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	11¢	$1	0xeda465…
05-21 19:07:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	11¢	$1	0x3ec65b…
05-21 18:59:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	12	8¢	$1	0xf44462…
05-21 18:58:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0xe98ee3…
05-21 18:57:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0x01d798…
05-21 18:57:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x9b36bb…
05-21 17:43:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0xd5a6a9…
05-21 17:42:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x65fedb…
05-21 17:24:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0x96eb09…
05-21 16:51:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:50PM-12:55PM ET	Down	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x50274c…
05-21 16:04:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x633c49…
05-21 15:28:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0x03c5dc…
05-21 15:15:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x1a7fc4…
05-21 14:58:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0xc08d6f…
05-21 14:54:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	14¢	$1	0x9162a0…
05-21 13:06:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0xfe70e3…
05-21 12:18:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xd17685…
05-21 12:18:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xa3d0f6…
05-21 12:17:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x6219c9…
05-21 12:02:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0xf6680e…
05-21 11:22:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0xda44c5…
05-21 11:22:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	39¢	$1	0x49abca…
05-21 11:01:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Down	BUY	4	42¢	$2	0x6d86ec…
05-21 11:01:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Down	BUY	1	42¢	$0	0x2273c9…
05-21 10:49:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0x8214a6…
05-16 14:24:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x63f5b4…
05-16 14:24:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x1b3339…
05-16 14:16:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	1	53¢	$0	0xfa0de5…
05-16 14:16:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	48¢	$0	0x9404a0…
05-16 14:16:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	4	48¢	$2	0x281e2d…
05-16 13:50:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	SELL	5	61¢	$3	0xa21752…
05-16 13:50:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	SELL	5	44¢	$2	0xd555cc…
05-16 13:48:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	SELL	1	49¢	$0	0xa0c359…
05-16 13:48:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0xa0c359…
05-16 13:48:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	SELL	4	49¢	$2	0x9dc21f…
05-16 13:47:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0x732195…
05-16 13:47:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	4	49¢	$2	0x4250fa…
05-16 13:47:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	49¢	$0	0x04ba73…
05-16 13:47:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	SELL	5	51¢	$3	0x04ba73…
05-16 13:47:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	3	49¢	$1	0xcd35ef…
05-16 13:47:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x9ec883…
05-16 13:47:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x06f61e…
05-16 13:46:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0xce9f73…
05-16 13:46:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	46¢	$1	0xa9cd40…
05-16 13:46:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x8ea6cb…
05-16 13:36:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	4	87¢	$4	0x63ccc2…
05-16 13:33:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	SELL	5	36¢	$2	0xca964d…
05-16 13:33:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0xba76ea…
05-16 13:33:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	5	58¢	$3	0xc43072…
05-16 13:32:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	SELL	5	50¢	$2	0x351151…
05-16 13:32:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0xad2c88…
05-16 13:32:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	SELL	5	50¢	$2	0x622fab…
05-16 13:32:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0xbd83f6…
05-16 13:32:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xb5ba4e…
05-16 13:32:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	5	50¢	$2	0xab68ed…
05-16 13:30:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x3e3872…
05-16 13:30:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	55¢	$1	0xabf971…
05-16 13:30:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	4	55¢	$2	0xa66272…
05-16 13:30:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0xfe7d07…
05-16 13:29:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	77¢	$4	0xd64635…
05-16 13:29:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	67¢	$3	0x774653…
05-16 13:29:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	34¢	$2	0x071ada…
05-16 13:28:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	51¢	$3	0x945bfd…
05-16 13:28:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	58¢	$3	0x8137b7…
05-16 13:28:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x8137b7…
05-16 13:28:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0xd0537d…
05-16 13:28:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	54¢	$3	0xbd3fbe…
05-16 13:28:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0x598afa…
05-16 13:27:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0x4ef0e5…
05-16 13:27:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	66¢	$3	0xf62dd5…
05-16 13:26:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x90f7e3…
05-16 13:26:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	0	54¢	$0	0x196143…
05-16 13:26:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	58¢	$3	0x8adf88…
05-16 13:26:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0xae13e5…
05-16 13:25:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	0	64¢	$0	0x80ba73…
05-16 13:25:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	62¢	$3	0x4c6e81…
05-16 13:25:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	46¢	$2	0x6f79f5…
05-16 13:25:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x6f79f5…
05-16 13:25:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0x543d4d…
05-16 13:24:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0x2c2e84…
05-16 13:23:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	65¢	$3	0x0474b7…
05-16 13:21:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	4	75¢	$3	0x6bc875…
05-16 13:21:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	26¢	$1	0x9b8392…