Witty-Convenience-Pliers — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$10

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

30.7%

Resolved

Trades

411

lifetime

Volume

$816

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-30

last 05-28 10:36

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 35% $-10

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

8 active days in 12wk • peak 230 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (8) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	14	$53	34	34	+0	Up	$-0	05-14 06:03
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	14	$52	36	36	+0	open	—	05-15 05:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	10	$39	26	26	+0	open	—	05-15 05:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	10	$33	25	25	+0	Down	$-1	05-13 22:31
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	8	$32	20	20	+0	Up	+$1	05-14 05:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	14	$31	35	35	+0	Down	$-3	05-14 05:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	6	$26	15	15	+0	Up	+$0	05-14 06:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	14	$25	14	14	+0	open	—	05-28 09:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	7	$23	20	15	+5	Down	$-4	05-14 06:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	6	$22	15	15	+0	Down	$-0	05-13 22:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:40AM-1:45AM ET	18	$21	19	19	+0	open	—	05-15 05:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	14	$20	15	15	+0	open	—	05-28 08:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	2	$20	10	10	+0	open	—	05-01 02:46
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	14	$19	15	15	+0	open	—	05-28 08:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	12	$19	12	12	+0	open	—	05-28 09:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	12	$18	13	13	+0	open	—	05-28 08:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	14	$18	15	15	+0	open	—	05-28 09:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	12	$18	13	13	+0	open	—	05-28 09:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:45AM-1:50AM ET	10	$17	10	10	+0	open	—	05-15 05:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	10	$16	11	11	+0	open	—	05-28 08:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	10	$16	11	11	+0	open	—	05-28 07:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	10	$15	10	10	+0	open	—	05-28 08:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	12	$15	13	13	+0	open	—	05-28 09:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	10	$15	10	10	+0	open	—	05-28 08:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	8	$13	20	20	+0	Down	$-1	05-13 22:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	4	$12	11	11	+0	open	—	05-14 07:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	8	$11	8	8	+0	open	—	05-28 09:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	10	$11	10	10	+0	open	—	05-28 09:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	8	$11	8	8	+0	open	—	05-15 05:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	04-30 21:04

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-28 10:36:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	SELL	2	38¢	$1	0x7ec871…
05-28 10:35:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xee42b3…
05-28 10:28:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	24¢	$1	0xf5852f…
05-28 10:28:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0xeb4b20…
05-28 10:28:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	43¢	$1	0x115d55…
05-28 10:27:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xb88851…
05-28 10:26:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	26¢	$1	0x044902…
05-28 10:26:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x8f3ab7…
05-28 10:22:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:20AM-6:25AM ET	Down	SELL	2	95¢	$2	0xc5d8ec…
05-28 10:22:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:20AM-6:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x9ecf60…
05-28 10:17:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	SELL	2	35¢	$1	0x2e1c29…
05-28 10:16:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xb51ab9…
05-28 10:11:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	SELL	2	93¢	$2	0x25183c…
05-28 10:11:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	2	93¢	$2	0xe6b8e0…
05-28 10:07:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Up	SELL	2	88¢	$2	0xae01f0…
05-28 10:06:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Up	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0x928642…
05-28 10:04:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Down	SELL	2	94¢	$2	0x807044…
05-28 10:03:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	89¢	$2	0x605188…
05-28 09:58:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	50¢	$1	0x7dad2b…
05-28 09:58:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0x348e5b…
05-28 09:58:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	58¢	$1	0x5789ec…
05-28 09:57:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x02393a…
05-28 09:57:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	43¢	$1	0x579fd3…
05-28 09:56:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	54¢	$1	0xf82477…
05-28 09:56:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xc1a387…
05-28 09:56:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0x8e186e…
05-28 09:56:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	57¢	$1	0x092f1d…
05-28 09:55:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xe511ae…
05-28 09:54:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	SELL	2	40¢	$1	0xa90a8a…
05-28 09:54:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x17eb80…
05-28 09:54:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x728e39…
05-28 09:48:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	SELL	2	80¢	$2	0x4db9b4…
05-28 09:47:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	SELL	2	77¢	$2	0xece055…
05-28 09:47:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	80¢	$2	0x826aeb…
05-28 09:47:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	68¢	$2	0xc7d563…
05-28 09:47:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	SELL	2	70¢	$1	0x7c141d…
05-28 09:46:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	67¢	$1	0x1e9fb2…
05-28 09:46:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	SELL	2	54¢	$1	0x09cc65…
05-28 09:45:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0xec57d9…
05-28 09:44:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0xce593c…
05-28 09:44:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	68¢	$1	0x2ef849…
05-28 09:43:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	74¢	$1	0xe0aaa3…
05-28 09:43:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	77¢	$2	0xecfed8…
05-28 09:43:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	76¢	$2	0x464795…
05-28 09:42:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	78¢	$2	0x1d9ce7…
05-28 09:42:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	77¢	$2	0x35d7b3…
05-28 09:42:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0xb84d4b…
05-28 09:42:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	86¢	$2	0x011309…
05-28 09:41:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	77¢	$2	0xeefce7…
05-28 09:41:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	69¢	$1	0x01f55a…
05-28 09:40:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xa1573e…
05-28 09:37:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	74¢	$2	0xc995db…
05-28 09:37:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	78¢	$2	0xba2f8f…
05-28 09:37:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	79¢	$2	0x88562c…
05-28 09:36:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0xf5889d…
05-28 09:36:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	73¢	$1	0xea85d3…
05-28 09:35:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x07c220…
05-28 09:35:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x5bbdb0…
05-28 09:34:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xb49b76…
05-28 09:34:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	SELL	2	54¢	$1	0x87fabf…
05-28 09:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x93ec04…
05-28 09:32:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Down	SELL	2	59¢	$1	0x392153…
05-28 09:32:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	83¢	$2	0xa7bb68…
05-28 09:29:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	61¢	$1	0x698e82…
05-28 09:29:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	63¢	$1	0xcddf3d…
05-28 09:29:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x8edda8…
05-28 09:28:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x466e7f…
05-28 09:28:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0x5e0651…
05-28 09:28:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	67¢	$1	0x809afc…
05-28 09:28:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	66¢	$1	0x257c45…
05-28 09:27:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	54¢	$1	0x610a68…
05-28 09:27:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x4b0cdc…
05-28 09:27:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	66¢	$1	0x6b2631…
05-28 09:27:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	68¢	$1	0x5afd79…
05-28 09:26:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xb03077…
05-28 09:26:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	62¢	$1	0x3a4730…
05-28 09:25:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0xa625f3…
05-28 09:23:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	57¢	$1	0x617f3d…
05-28 09:23:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xeb1502…
05-28 09:23:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	58¢	$1	0xc4390d…
05-28 09:22:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x9f7baa…
05-28 09:22:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	58¢	$1	0x9bafe5…
05-28 09:22:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xfd8067…
05-28 09:22:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	59¢	$1	0x7ec86e…
05-28 09:21:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x64e1d9…
05-28 09:19:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	SELL	2	98¢	$2	0x7ca51e…
05-28 09:18:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0x0206fc…
05-28 09:18:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	SELL	2	82¢	$2	0xdbb9ce…
05-28 09:17:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	18¢	$0	0xb70dbf…
05-28 09:17:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	82¢	$2	0x8573d4…
05-28 09:17:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x9482eb…
05-28 09:17:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	47¢	$1	0x7f7d27…
05-28 09:16:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0x7eefa4…
05-28 09:16:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	46¢	$1	0x757094…
05-28 09:16:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xe862ec…
05-28 09:16:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	50¢	$1	0x976b1a…
05-28 09:15:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xbad660…
05-28 09:14:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	SELL	2	96¢	$2	0x75c2fb…
05-28 09:13:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	86¢	$2	0x24dcd9…
05-28 09:13:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	SELL	2	85¢	$2	0xcfa770…