Humiliating-Storyboard — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$22

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

65.1%

Resolved

Trades

777

lifetime

Volume

$2.31K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-11

last 06-11 08:32

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 3 days

Categories

Crypto

99% 60% +$22

Other

1% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

30 active days in 12wk • peak 145 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (1) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
XRP Up or Down - May 15, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	5	$18	12	12	+0	open	—	05-15 13:47
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	4	$17	10	12	-2	open	—	05-15 14:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	3	$12	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 13:42
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	6	$12	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 12:49
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 15, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	8	$12	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 10:09
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	4	$12	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 19:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	2	$11	8	8	+0	open	—	05-20 19:44
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	3	$11	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 13:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	4	$11	11	5	+6	open	—	05-15 18:29
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	3	$11	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 16:19
Kai Havertz: Anytime Goalscorer	2	$11	9	9	+0	open	—	05-30 16:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 1:00PM-1:05PM ET	3	$11	7	7	+0	open	—	05-20 17:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	2	$11	7	7	+0	open	—	05-28 19:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	3	$11	8	8	+0	open	—	05-19 08:23
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	6	$11	12	5	+7	open	—	05-15 10:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:50PM-3:55PM ET	2	$11	7	7	+0	open	—	05-28 19:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	2	$10	7	7	+0	open	—	05-19 10:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	2	$10	7	7	+0	open	—	05-19 21:03
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	2	$10	6	6	+0	open	—	05-27 16:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	2	$10	6	6	+0	open	—	05-19 17:44
Solana Up or Down - June 2, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	2	$10	8	8	+0	open	—	06-02 11:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	3	$10	7	7	+0	open	—	05-19 08:31
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	2	$10	6	6	+0	open	—	05-19 09:49
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	3	$9	7	5	+2	open	—	05-15 17:24
Solana Up or Down - May 15, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	2	$9	7	5	+2	open	—	05-15 14:05
Paris Saint-Germain FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	2	$9	6	6	+0	open	—	05-30 18:03
XRP Up or Down - May 14, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	2	$9	6	6	+0	open	—	05-14 11:09
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	4	$9	6	6	+0	open	—	05-14 11:38
Solana Up or Down - May 13, 5:35PM-5:40PM ET	3	$8	5	5	+0	Up	+$2	05-13 21:39
Ethereum Up or Down - May 14, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	3	$8	5	5	+0	open	—	05-14 11:38

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-11 08:32:12	sol updown 5m 1781166600	Up	BUY	7	50¢	$4	0x6c8b97…
06-11 05:51:31	btc updown 5m 1781157000	Up	SELL	2	65¢	$2	0x794069…
06-11 05:50:36	btc updown 5m 1781157000	Up	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x93628c…
06-10 10:47:52	sol updown 5m 1781088300	Down	BUY	7	59¢	$4	0x7d7597…
06-10 09:15:07	eth updown 5m 1781082900	Down	BUY	8	47¢	$4	0x05d0bb…
06-10 08:35:06	eth updown 5m 1781080500	Down	BUY	7	57¢	$4	0x9c6338…
06-10 08:18:39	eth updown 5m 1781079300	Down	BUY	7	52¢	$4	0x247eb8…
06-09 12:15:07	sol updown 5m 1781007300	Up	BUY	7	55¢	$4	0x7ab556…
06-09 12:15:07	eth updown 5m 1781007300	Up	BUY	7	46¢	$3	0x49d442…
06-09 12:05:22	eth updown 5m 1781006700	Down	BUY	6	60¢	$4	0x364171…
06-09 12:02:12	eth updown 5m 1781006400	Down	BUY	8	47¢	$4	0x30708a…
06-09 12:00:06	sol updown 5m 1781006400	Down	BUY	7	55¢	$4	0xb6da22…
06-09 11:57:34	eth updown 5m 1781006100	Up	BUY	7	55¢	$4	0x0d405d…
06-09 11:31:48	sol updown 5m 1781004600	Down	BUY	7	60¢	$4	0x62ccf7…
06-09 10:55:06	sol updown 5m 1781002500	Down	BUY	7	51¢	$4	0x44263d…
06-09 10:46:07	sol updown 5m 1781001900	Up	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0x5dba3b…
06-09 09:43:22	sol updown 5m 1780998000	Down	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x07991d…
06-09 09:37:18	sol updown 5m 1780997700	Down	BUY	7	51¢	$3	0x233d65…
06-08 13:41:12	eth updown 5m 1780926000	Down	BUY	8	51¢	$4	0x37aca7…
06-08 12:32:21	eth updown 5m 1780921800	Down	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0x95f61a…
06-08 12:05:28	eth updown 5m 1780920300	Down	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0xa16f74…
06-08 11:21:48	eth updown 5m 1780917600	Up	BUY	8	53¢	$4	0x912814…
06-08 11:15:09	eth updown 5m 1780917300	Up	BUY	1	55¢	$1	0xc07676…
06-08 11:15:07	eth updown 5m 1780917300	Up	BUY	6	55¢	$3	0x827717…
06-08 09:40:06	sol updown 5m 1780911600	Down	BUY	7	52¢	$4	0x17599b…
06-08 09:35:55	sol updown 5m 1780911300	Down	BUY	7	53¢	$4	0x388d67…
06-08 08:27:31	sol updown 5m 1780907100	Down	BUY	8	47¢	$4	0x1528d3…
06-07 19:10:06	sol updown 5m 1780859400	Down	BUY	8	45¢	$4	0xdadcd3…
06-07 18:50:04	eth updown 5m 1780858200	Down	BUY	7	52¢	$4	0x02d38e…
06-07 18:33:49	sol updown 5m 1780857000	Down	BUY	7	57¢	$4	0x439c73…
06-07 17:45:12	sol updown 5m 1780854300	Down	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0xd12383…
06-07 17:31:31	sol updown 5m 1780853400	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xd54637…
06-07 17:31:31	sol updown 5m 1780853400	Down	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x7f15d1…
06-07 17:25:10	eth updown 5m 1780853100	Down	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0xd4f805…
06-07 17:15:07	eth updown 5m 1780852500	Up	BUY	7	60¢	$4	0xb93240…
06-07 13:53:30	sol updown 5m 1780840200	Down	BUY	8	44¢	$4	0x062bfe…
06-07 12:22:36	sol updown 5m 1780834800	Down	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0xc84b6b…
06-07 12:22:24	eth updown 5m 1780834800	Down	BUY	8	43¢	$4	0x589fd8…
06-07 12:18:49	sol updown 5m 1780834500	Down	BUY	1	54¢	$0	0x529360…
06-07 12:17:27	eth updown 5m 1780834500	Down	BUY	8	49¢	$4	0x5c134f…
06-07 11:10:06	eth updown 5m 1780830600	Up	BUY	7	50¢	$4	0x11779c…
06-07 10:50:07	eth updown 5m 1780829400	Down	BUY	7	53¢	$4	0x180046…
06-04 21:02:00	eth updown 5m 1780606800	Up	BUY	7	48¢	$3	0xdb75a7…
06-04 19:35:06	sol updown 5m 1780601700	Up	BUY	7	52¢	$4	0x55e705…
06-04 19:27:13	eth updown 5m 1780601100	Up	BUY	6	60¢	$4	0x6bbdc6…
06-04 17:22:45	eth updown 5m 1780593600	Down	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x59f9a3…
06-04 16:49:16	sol updown 5m 1780591500	Down	BUY	8	49¢	$4	0x2943ea…
06-04 16:42:52	sol updown 5m 1780591200	Up	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x691bbf…
06-04 16:42:52	sol updown 5m 1780591200	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0x5e61c0…
06-04 15:10:43	sol updown 5m 1780585800	Up	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x5ea928…
06-04 15:03:39	sol updown 5m 1780585200	Up	BUY	1	58¢	$1	0xbdd5c8…
06-04 15:03:36	sol updown 5m 1780585200	Up	BUY	6	58¢	$3	0x192c81…
06-04 13:35:51	sol updown 5m 1780580100	Up	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0x1d46bd…
06-04 11:25:37	sol updown 5m 1780572300	Down	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0x53e27f…
06-04 10:51:46	eth updown 5m 1780570200	Down	BUY	6	62¢	$4	0x762261…
06-04 09:32:09	eth updown 5m 1780565400	Up	BUY	7	59¢	$4	0x6bc182…
06-04 09:28:03	eth updown 5m 1780565100	Up	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x1884d2…
06-04 09:20:46	eth updown 5m 1780564800	Down	BUY	7	57¢	$4	0x719ca5…
06-04 09:10:34	eth updown 5m 1780564200	Down	BUY	1	58¢	$0	0x81c000…
06-04 08:32:04	sol updown 5m 1780561800	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0x1370fd…
06-04 08:32:04	sol updown 5m 1780561800	Down	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x0dd744…
06-03 19:57:04	eth updown 5m 1780516500	Down	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0x91653e…
06-03 19:31:27	eth updown 5m 1780515000	Down	BUY	6	60¢	$4	0x140d30…
06-03 19:26:21	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	6	55¢	$3	0x86a773…
06-03 19:26:21	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	55¢	$1	0x5c2c2b…
06-03 16:25:12	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0xa3b97c…
06-03 14:30:09	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	1	62¢	$1	0xc05f6a…
06-03 14:30:09	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0x88de96…
06-03 14:26:16	Solana Up or Down - June 3, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0xacc001…
06-03 14:11:48	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	8	44¢	$4	0xebacbd…
06-03 13:35:06	Solana Up or Down - June 3, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	BUY	7	47¢	$3	0x73eac0…
06-03 12:04:38	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0x24d9da…
06-03 11:35:44	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	4	62¢	$2	0xb48c77…
06-03 11:35:44	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	3	62¢	$2	0x7c1671…
06-03 11:22:50	Solana Up or Down - June 3, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	7	51¢	$4	0x323b2e…
06-03 11:16:46	Solana Up or Down - June 3, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	8	43¢	$4	0xe93638…
06-03 09:50:05	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0xb9a0fa…
06-03 09:50:05	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	0	57¢	$0	0xa13afb…
06-03 09:00:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 3, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x58c064…
06-03 08:27:45	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x2f7cd4…
06-03 08:18:39	Solana Up or Down - June 3, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Up	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0x2cbb60…
06-03 08:01:51	Ethereum Up or Down - June 3, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	6	55¢	$3	0xe2cf55…
06-02 19:30:47	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x6cfc41…
06-02 18:50:05	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	BUY	7	49¢	$4	0x029264…
06-02 18:45:41	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	4	58¢	$2	0x9aa0d4…
06-02 18:45:39	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	3	58¢	$2	0x94c2c7…
06-02 18:35:13	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	BUY	7	53¢	$4	0xa5c32a…
06-02 18:35:04	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x7a6ff3…
06-02 18:31:06	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0xab2e26…
06-02 18:30:50	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x4d40bc…
06-02 17:54:46	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Down	BUY	8	52¢	$4	0x61808f…
06-02 17:33:46	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0xaf1938…
06-02 17:33:44	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	58¢	$4	0x016a59…
06-02 16:42:12	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET	Down	BUY	7	56¢	$4	0x1e51db…
06-02 14:21:07	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	BUY	7	55¢	$4	0x30a768…
06-02 14:20:06	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	BUY	8	49¢	$4	0x622227…
06-02 14:15:12	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	8	49¢	$4	0x05cd57…
06-02 14:15:06	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	7	51¢	$4	0x7224fd…
06-02 14:10:04	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	8	44¢	$3	0xf72321…
06-02 14:07:16	Solana Up or Down - June 2, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	8	52¢	$4	0x2f172c…