Hilarious-Waist — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$4

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

73.6%

Resolved

Trades

114

lifetime

Volume

$129

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-06

last 05-08 15:10

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 3 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 73% $-4

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

3 active days in 12wk • peak 55 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	2	$6	6	6	+0	Down	+$5	05-07 08:50
Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	2	$6	11	0	+11	Up	$-6	05-07 08:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	3	$3	3	2	+1	Up	+$0	05-07 18:24
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	1	$3	4	0	+4	Up	+$1	05-07 10:34
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	1	$3	3	0	+3	Up	$-3	05-07 11:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	3	$3	4	2	+2	Up	+$1	05-07 05:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	2	$2	2	2	+0	Down	+$0	05-07 16:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Up	+$0	05-08 13:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	2	$2	2	2	+0	Up	+$0	05-08 12:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Up	+$0	05-07 09:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-07 14:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Up	+$0	05-08 14:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-07 18:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Up	+$0	05-07 13:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-08 14:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-08 13:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-08 14:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-08 14:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Down	+$0	05-07 14:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	2	$2	3	0	+3	Down	$-2	05-06 17:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	2	$2	3	0	+3	Down	+$1	05-06 16:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	2	$2	3	0	+3	Down	+$1	05-06 19:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	2	$2	1	1	+0	Up	$-0	05-08 13:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	1	$1	2	0	+2	Up	$-1	05-07 09:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	1	$1	2	0	+2	Down	+$1	05-07 06:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	1	$1	1	0	+1	Up	$-1	05-06 13:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	1	$1	1	0	+1	Up	+$0	05-07 14:48
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	1	$1	100	0	+100	Up	$-1	05-07 14:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	1	$1	3	0	+3	Down	$-1	05-06 19:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	1	$1	2	0	+2	Up	+$1	05-06 15:32

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-08 15:10:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x9e8d88…
05-08 15:08:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0xf79427…
05-08 14:59:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0xd06960…
05-08 14:58:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	94¢	$1	0xb8a357…
05-08 14:51:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	62¢	$1	0x13dad1…
05-08 14:43:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	SELL	1	82¢	$1	0x04d84b…
05-08 14:42:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x3cda6a…
05-08 14:38:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0x2537f1…
05-08 14:37:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0x204d6b…
05-08 14:22:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	SELL	1	86¢	$1	0x67cfc6…
05-08 14:22:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x516fb3…
05-08 13:44:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0x594b61…
05-08 13:43:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	93¢	$1	0xbd087b…
05-08 13:19:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Up	SELL	1	88¢	$1	0x31fd64…
05-08 13:18:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Up	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0xfc8bbf…
05-08 13:04:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	SELL	1	97¢	$1	0xbfe77a…
05-08 13:04:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	73¢	$1	0x51235e…
05-08 12:44:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	82¢	$1	0xdd0c94…
05-08 12:43:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xb9d65c…
05-08 11:00:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	96¢	$1	0x5d6760…
05-07 18:27:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	SELL	1	87¢	$1	0x2fd5ab…
05-07 18:27:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0xf5a196…
05-07 18:24:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0x4bbc10…
05-07 18:23:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	SELL	2	77¢	$1	0xd86306…
05-07 18:22:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0xff637f…
05-07 16:34:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	SELL	2	95¢	$1	0x1e9f99…
05-07 16:32:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0x282581…
05-07 16:04:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0x61e786…
05-07 15:44:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x120ee0…
05-07 14:48:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	80¢	$1	0x1f75e8…
05-07 14:41:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xa011c1…
05-07 14:40:05	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Down	BUY	100	1¢	$1	0x4fa66f…
05-07 14:33:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0xaa62b6…
05-07 14:29:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0xa9083a…
05-07 14:27:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0xb68a92…
05-07 14:04:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0x12a278…
05-07 14:04:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0xc5d794…
05-07 13:57:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0x13cd12…
05-07 13:43:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0xb37b04…
05-07 13:24:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Up	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0x500392…
05-07 13:23:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Up	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0x2f2d32…
05-07 12:28:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0x1d8445…
05-07 12:12:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Up	BUY	1	93¢	$1	0xaef522…
05-07 11:56:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x0b8c89…
05-07 11:54:53	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Down	BUY	3	95¢	$3	0x390c2f…
05-07 11:48:42	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0xff5882…
05-07 11:43:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	71¢	$1	0x07dd47…
05-07 11:19:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Down	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0x2d919c…
05-07 10:48:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0xd641af…
05-07 10:38:50	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	BUY	1	88¢	$1	0x931d6b…
05-07 10:34:33	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Up	BUY	4	85¢	$3	0xb1ad2b…
05-07 10:23:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:20AM-6:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x6f1d2f…
05-07 10:18:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xd04da6…
05-07 09:47:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	81¢	$1	0x740117…
05-07 09:44:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0x6ee2d9…
05-07 09:34:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	SELL	1	93¢	$1	0x923af2…
05-07 09:33:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	1	72¢	$1	0x336c31…
05-07 09:07:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Down	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0x35741a…
05-07 08:54:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1	88¢	$1	0x32c9f5…
05-07 08:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Down	SELL	6	99¢	$5	0x44334b…
05-07 08:49:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Down	BUY	6	18¢	$1	0x56de51…
05-07 08:39:49	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0x5c0f4d…
05-07 08:38:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	BUY	1	80¢	$1	0x392cbd…
05-07 08:34:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Down	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0xa84aa7…
05-07 08:18:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Down	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0xa9f8b8…
05-07 08:08:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x73b588…
05-07 08:02:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x05c27b…
05-07 07:52:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0x99df5f…
05-07 07:48:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0x1d85b7…
05-07 06:02:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x51eb83…
05-07 05:59:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Down	SELL	2	40¢	$1	0xf3bff4…
05-07 05:59:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x7a249d…
05-07 05:58:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xd78911…
05-07 05:58:42	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	81¢	$1	0x362dd8…
05-07 05:53:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 1:50AM-1:55AM ET	Down	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0xe5d0b2…
05-06 21:03:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Up	BUY	1	67¢	$1	0xea4406…
05-06 20:39:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x9703d4…
05-06 19:58:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:55PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0xc89329…
05-06 19:49:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Down	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0x4692b6…
05-06 19:48:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Down	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0xebb3e5…
05-06 19:33:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	3	35¢	$1	0x9614c3…
05-06 19:28:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x80c659…
05-06 19:02:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x8737d3…
05-06 18:42:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x256a4a…
05-06 18:08:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0xd2803b…
05-06 18:02:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:00PM-2:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	57¢	$1	0xafdbc2…
05-06 17:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x009f3f…
05-06 17:58:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0x98985e…
05-06 16:48:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xbc9f64…
05-06 16:48:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0x04162c…
05-06 16:43:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0x72dc51…
05-06 16:31:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x4613b3…
05-06 16:29:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	99¢	$1	0x2985a4…
05-06 16:18:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xc943cf…
05-06 15:48:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x6040b5…
05-06 15:42:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x4516b7…
05-06 15:32:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x573dbd…
05-06 15:27:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	71¢	$1	0x957485…
05-06 15:08:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Down	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x32bc8d…
05-06 15:03:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	86¢	$1	0x4d4a69…