Sarcastic-Oar — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$15

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

59.4%

Resolved

Trades

1,123

lifetime

Volume

$10.4K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-14

last 06-08 11:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 3 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 45% $-15

Politics

0% — —

Other

0% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

13 active days in 12wk • peak 70 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	4	$329	222	222	+0	open	—	05-28 15:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	2	$230	116	116	+0	open	—	05-29 14:34
btc updown 5m 1773598800	4	$228	142	141	+1	open	—	03-15 18:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	8	$226	125	125	+0	open	—	05-29 14:27
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	2	$205	127	127	+0	open	—	05-29 14:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	6	$203	115	115	+0	open	—	05-29 14:17
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	2	$202	104	104	+0	open	—	05-29 14:07
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	2	$199	101	101	+0	open	—	05-28 22:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	2	$198	105	105	+0	open	—	05-29 13:49
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	2	$193	114	114	+0	open	—	05-28 15:55
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	9	$187	105	105	+0	open	—	05-29 13:53
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	9	$185	99	99	+0	open	—	05-28 15:23
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	2	$183	94	94	+0	open	—	05-28 15:19
btc updown 5m 1773588600	8	$175	117	116	+1	open	—	03-15 15:33
btc updown 5m 1773603000	2	$158	85	85	+0	open	—	03-15 19:34
btc updown 5m 1773590400	6	$158	106	105	+1	open	—	03-15 16:04
btc updown 5m 1773602700	2	$156	80	80	+0	open	—	03-15 19:28
Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	2	$156	86	86	+0	open	—	05-28 13:52
btc updown 5m 1773601800	2	$154	79	79	+0	open	—	03-15 19:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	2	$152	91	91	+0	open	—	05-28 09:44
btc updown 5m 1773600600	2	$151	128	126	+2	open	—	03-15 18:52
btc updown 5m 1773600300	2	$145	79	79	+0	open	—	03-15 18:47
btc updown 5m 1773599100	2	$130	93	92	+1	open	—	03-15 18:29
eth updown 5m 1773402300	4	$129	142	140	+2	open	—	03-13 11:47
Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	1	$112	196	0	+196	open	—	05-29 14:35
eth updown 5m 1773598500	2	$111	126	124	+2	open	—	03-15 18:17
btc updown 5m 1773598200	2	$106	57	56	+0	open	—	03-15 18:13
eth updown 5m 1773597600	2	$102	67	66	+1	open	—	03-15 18:02
btc updown 5m 1773663900	4	$102	67	66	+1	open	—	03-16 12:29
btc updown 5m 1773580200	4	$96	73	72	+1	open	—	03-15 13:14

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-08 11:28:45	btc updown 5m 1780917900	Down	BUY	47	43¢	$20	0x7bb69f…
06-08 11:12:30	btc updown 5m 1780917000	Up	SELL	22	96¢	$21	0xef60b1…
06-08 11:11:33	btc updown 5m 1780917000	Up	BUY	22	91¢	$20	0xb14de0…
06-01 21:42:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	78¢	$5	0xccd628…
06-01 21:40:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	SELL	8	76¢	$6	0x171928…
06-01 21:40:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x7cde7e…
05-29 14:35:27	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	BUY	196	57¢	$112	0x29f48c…
05-29 14:34:21	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	SELL	116	99¢	$115	0xec29d5…
05-29 14:34:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	116	99¢	$115	0x398a21…
05-29 14:27:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	0	93¢	$0	0xdade96…
05-29 14:27:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	78	93¢	$73	0xc32b7f…
05-29 14:27:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	22	93¢	$20	0xac3da9…
05-29 14:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	22	93¢	$21	0xaf4f61…
05-29 14:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	0	93¢	$0	0x3169f1…
05-29 14:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	93¢	$2	0x25fb6f…
05-29 14:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	0	93¢	$0	0x0cf8e0…
05-29 14:26:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	125	88¢	$110	0x72a280…
05-29 14:17:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	90¢	$2	0x4a3217…
05-29 14:17:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	SELL	24	90¢	$21	0xf6d743…
05-29 14:17:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	SELL	6	90¢	$5	0xef76da…
05-29 14:17:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	SELL	77	90¢	$70	0xce5472…
05-29 14:17:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	SELL	6	90¢	$5	0x380e00…
05-29 14:17:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	115	87¢	$100	0x062b26…
05-29 14:12:53	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Up	SELL	127	83¢	$105	0xdac5c1…
05-29 14:12:42	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Up	BUY	127	79¢	$100	0xe7bb46…
05-29 14:07:50	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	SELL	104	98¢	$102	0xfbcca7…
05-29 14:07:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	104	96¢	$100	0x49b59a…
05-29 13:53:33	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	0	98¢	$0	0x09d0f8…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	5	93¢	$5	0xf76a3b…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	5	93¢	$5	0xc1c6ab…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	11	93¢	$10	0x823830…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	11	93¢	$10	0x570657…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	10	93¢	$9	0x40c51a…
05-29 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	54	93¢	$50	0x000645…
05-29 13:52:07	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	9	93¢	$8	0x716df0…
05-29 13:51:48	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	BUY	105	86¢	$90	0xc44b2c…
05-29 13:49:35	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	SELL	105	93¢	$98	0x8dd798…
05-29 13:49:24	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	BUY	105	95¢	$100	0xfa6b83…
05-28 22:09:37	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	SELL	101	99¢	$100	0xd85281…
05-28 22:08:38	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	BUY	101	98¢	$99	0xf9d404…
05-28 21:44:46	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	SELL	10	12¢	$1	0x0f57b4…
05-28 21:44:36	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	189	5¢	$10	0x3edd97…
05-28 15:55:00	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	SELL	114	91¢	$103	0xdf6318…
05-28 15:53:38	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	114	79¢	$90	0x9cd9fc…
05-28 15:49:42	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	SELL	2	5¢	$0	0xf45a74…
05-28 15:48:41	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	86¢	$1	0x4ea37f…
05-28 15:48:11	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	96¢	$1	0x12cedf…
05-28 15:42:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	Up	BUY	12	86¢	$10	0x37baa1…
05-28 15:38:28	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	SELL	9	92¢	$8	0x60fd23…
05-28 15:38:28	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	92¢	$2	0x29bd65…
05-28 15:38:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	92¢	$1	0xef5079…
05-28 15:38:11	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	BUY	12	83¢	$10	0x724273…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	10	96¢	$10	0xf93e1d…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	10	96¢	$10	0xf77ea3…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	7	96¢	$7	0xba29cb…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	11	96¢	$11	0x894daf…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	10	96¢	$10	0x5693a0…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	39	96¢	$37	0x15b9ef…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	5	96¢	$5	0x14b140…
05-28 15:23:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	6	96¢	$6	0x0279ae…
05-28 15:23:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	BUY	99	90¢	$90	0xe23a76…
05-28 15:19:20	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	SELL	94	99¢	$93	0x26e671…
05-28 15:19:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	BUY	94	96¢	$90	0x3a1db7…
05-28 15:14:21	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	SELL	97	90¢	$87	0x4632fc…
05-28 15:13:32	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	97	83¢	$80	0xbe2c84…
05-28 15:11:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	SELL	125	70¢	$88	0x088d59…
05-28 15:11:07	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	125	60¢	$75	0x2e0330…
05-28 13:52:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Up	SELL	86	90¢	$78	0x388cd1…
05-28 13:51:06	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Up	BUY	86	90¢	$78	0x0ae58b…
05-28 13:38:30	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	BUY	22	13¢	$3	0xde9b35…
05-28 13:36:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	SELL	5	73¢	$4	0x27e4f4…
05-28 13:36:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	69¢	$3	0x61afa0…
05-28 13:32:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	50	2¢	$1	0x8a9af0…
05-28 13:31:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	SELL	4	9¢	$0	0xd4c43e…
05-28 13:30:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0x0cebf6…
05-28 13:29:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0xea3800…
05-28 13:27:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	1	55¢	$1	0xee8c4d…
05-28 13:27:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	4	55¢	$2	0xca8ad2…
05-28 13:27:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	55¢	$3	0x5cb7e7…
05-28 13:27:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0xca0bdb…
05-28 13:22:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	SELL	0	90¢	$0	0xb0549c…
05-28 13:22:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	SELL	6	90¢	$5	0x72a10a…
05-28 13:22:23	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x999538…
05-28 13:19:57	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x6be511…
05-28 13:19:42	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x5e57a2…
05-28 09:44:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	SELL	91	90¢	$82	0x258a8f…
05-28 09:43:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	91	77¢	$70	0x8cbd60…
05-22 13:41:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 22, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	14	63¢	$9	0x6674a2…
05-22 13:37:21	Ethereum Up or Down - May 22, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	SELL	8	75¢	$6	0xcc4e80…
05-22 13:37:21	Ethereum Up or Down - May 22, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	SELL	3	75¢	$2	0xcb35df…
05-22 13:37:19	Ethereum Up or Down - May 22, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	75¢	$1	0x609459…
05-22 13:35:29	Ethereum Up or Down - May 22, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	BUY	12	73¢	$9	0x4b185d…
05-21 16:04:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	SELL	34	35¢	$12	0x138d2d…
05-21 16:03:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	34	79¢	$27	0xe5f293…
05-21 16:03:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	SELL	38	60¢	$22	0xc932fa…
05-21 16:00:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	BUY	38	80¢	$30	0xe0dd29…
05-21 15:57:16	Ethereum Up or Down - May 21, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	SELL	1	85¢	$1	0xdfa188…
05-21 15:57:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 21, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	SELL	17	85¢	$14	0x016d62…
05-21 15:57:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 21, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	SELL	12	85¢	$10	0xf28cb0…
05-21 15:57:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 21, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	SELL	6	85¢	$5	0xe5c5f8…