Hilarious-Preservation-Stop — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$24

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

54.9%

Resolved

142

Trades

760

lifetime

Volume

$1.35K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-27

last 05-26 05:14

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 46% +$24

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

13 active days in 12wk • peak 144 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (10) Recent trades Correlated wallets (8)

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 13:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 10:50PM-10:55PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-13 02:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 13:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 11:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-12 14:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 08:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-13 10:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-13 13:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	05-14 15:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	05-16 03:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-12 15:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 10:55PM-11:00PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 02:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	05-16 07:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	05-15 06:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-28 02:01
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-13 17:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	05-16 03:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 1:40AM-1:45AM ET	4	$4	10	+10	Up	+$1	05-14 05:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	4	$4	10	+10	Down	+$0	05-13 15:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 10:45PM-10:50PM ET	3	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 02:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	3	$4	10	+10	Up	+$0	05-12 13:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	4	$4	10	+10	Down	+$1	05-14 00:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-29 20:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-29 09:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 07:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-28 08:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 02:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-29 21:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 06:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	2	$4	10	+10	open	—	04-30 03:45

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-26 05:14:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x0218d6…
05-26 05:10:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x820107…
05-26 05:04:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x97b860…
05-26 04:59:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:55AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x1b9266…
05-26 04:55:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x5ca5f7…
05-26 04:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x84c4c2…
05-26 04:44:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:40AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xa2c1a2…
05-26 04:40:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x8b7848…
05-26 04:34:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:30AM-12:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x018a71…
05-26 04:29:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:25AM-12:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x181b7c…
05-26 04:24:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xc09525…
05-26 04:20:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Up	BUY	4	2¢	$0	0xf615b5…
05-26 04:20:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Up	BUY	1	2¢	$0	0x50b7cf…
05-26 04:09:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x14b578…
05-26 04:05:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:00AM-12:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xff5124…
05-26 04:05:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:00AM-12:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x8e6223…
05-26 04:00:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 11:55PM-12:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x5e3bd5…
05-26 03:54:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xa33cc2…
05-26 03:49:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xcdc559…
05-26 03:49:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	Down	BUY	4	2¢	$0	0x27bd25…
05-25 08:24:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	3	2¢	$0	0x9960c8…
05-25 08:24:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	2¢	$0	0x66041a…
05-19 05:39:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x405ce6…
05-19 05:38:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x0631bd…
05-16 15:29:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x0592d2…
05-16 15:24:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x034aac…
05-16 15:14:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0x425353…
05-16 14:51:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x4795f9…
05-16 14:47:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x539f0f…
05-16 14:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x2964ba…
05-16 14:06:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xb0a88d…
05-16 13:47:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0xe46614…
05-16 13:44:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xd63acd…
05-16 13:32:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x4f5169…
05-16 13:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0xf28beb…
05-16 13:17:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x583a85…
05-16 13:08:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0xa2b83c…
05-16 12:58:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0x11c5e3…
05-16 12:56:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xb53e37…
05-16 12:53:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0xdfe1a1…
05-16 12:47:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0x2c99b4…
05-16 12:29:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x1c8105…
05-16 12:24:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x8d75ce…
05-16 12:11:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xc1241f…
05-16 11:58:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x7d3fe7…
05-16 11:07:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0xca5846…
05-16 11:07:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	3	45¢	$1	0x04ab8a…
05-16 10:53:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0xbde956…
05-16 10:42:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0xce7964…
05-16 09:49:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x566bd4…
05-16 09:38:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xd6e9b1…
05-16 09:01:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0x46c1f1…
05-16 08:57:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xe8bcbf…
05-16 08:44:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0xac55e0…
05-16 08:29:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0x606d9e…
05-16 07:44:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x5145ba…
05-16 07:33:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:30AM-3:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x5af1e6…
05-16 07:17:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xcbc260…
05-16 07:05:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xa3ea77…
05-16 07:04:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x46aa79…
05-16 06:57:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x7cc85e…
05-16 06:47:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x751ab2…
05-16 06:38:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xb57f4f…
05-16 06:29:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0xeed9d0…
05-16 06:29:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	3	45¢	$2	0x417e81…
05-16 06:29:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x8f633c…
05-16 06:01:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0xb7e107…
05-16 05:59:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x1c6b3c…
05-16 05:59:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x18f8f3…
05-16 05:49:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:45AM-1:50AM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x50c070…
05-16 05:39:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Up	BUY	3	45¢	$1	0x66b0b5…
05-16 05:12:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xf93212…
05-16 04:54:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xd4f1e3…
05-16 04:18:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0xefe640…
05-16 04:08:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	29¢	$1	0x354f1b…
05-16 04:05:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x77a5ef…
05-16 03:59:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:55PM-12:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0x390d09…
05-16 03:54:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xc321b1…
05-16 03:30:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	29¢	$1	0xc1ee95…
05-16 03:19:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xaf7e96…
05-16 03:19:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x67b268…
05-16 03:14:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x55c0fc…
05-16 03:14:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x33de6b…
05-16 03:08:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x56cf3d…
05-16 03:02:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 11:00PM-11:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x1d1a30…
05-16 02:53:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:50PM-10:55PM ET	Down	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0x12030a…
05-16 02:42:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x8d7807…
05-16 02:36:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0xca2f20…
05-16 02:34:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0xd1f3c4…
05-16 02:28:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x3814a8…
05-16 01:20:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x306d56…
05-16 01:18:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0xb3b0a5…
05-16 01:15:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0xbdcfdc…
05-16 01:15:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	1	45¢	$1	0x593413…
05-16 01:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x15fcd5…
05-16 00:59:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x6c3854…
05-16 00:30:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xfbc58b…
05-16 00:24:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x769d38…
05-16 00:18:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x803a8d…
05-16 00:06:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x1ae2fc…

Wallet	Shared markets	Overlap volume	Overlap trades	Last seen
(anonymous) 0x424e…263b	635	$251.6K	41,837	05-26 05:13
(anonymous) 0xba67…4727	635	$228.5K	37,473	05-26 05:13
(anonymous) 0x48ac…4a7e	635	$198.3K	57,014	05-26 05:14
(anonymous) 0xd901…8e14	634	$213.9K	62,169	05-26 05:14
All-Peasant-Drug 0xe907…cff6	633	$573.6K	22,761	05-26 05:15
(anonymous) 0x5e2b…9101	630	$51.4K	5,662	05-26 05:12
(anonymous) 0x4c94…ffad	629	$153.0K	52,991	05-26 05:14
(anonymous) 0x75cc…3ce1	625	$80.5K	7,006	05-26 05:12