Pitiful-Comedy — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$42

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

87.0%

Resolved

192

Trades

2,988

lifetime

Volume

$19.8K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-02-27

last 05-08 12:30

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 5 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 73% $-42

Other

4% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

1 active day in 12wk • peak 2 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
btc updown 5m 1773072300	1	$243	412	+412	open	—	03-09 16:08
btc updown 5m 1773066600	13	$197	340	+340	open	—	03-09 14:30
btc updown 5m 1773076800	1	$190	339	+339	open	—	03-09 17:20
btc updown 5m 1773067200	9	$184	322	+322	open	—	03-09 14:42
btc updown 5m 1773084600	16	$167	335	+335	open	—	03-09 19:30
btc updown 5m 1773007800	1	$162	275	+275	open	—	03-08 22:11
btc updown 5m 1773086700	3	$153	268	+268	open	—	03-09 20:09
btc updown 5m 1773029700	1	$141	239	+239	open	—	03-09 04:15
btc updown 5m 1773064200	1	$140	250	+250	open	—	03-09 13:51
btc updown 5m 1773109200	1	$136	247	+247	open	—	03-10 02:21
btc updown 5m 1773065100	13	$128	247	+247	open	—	03-09 14:05
btc updown 5m 1773069300	1	$125	215	+215	open	—	03-09 15:15
btc updown 5m 1773148800	1	$121	220	+220	open	—	03-10 13:20
btc updown 5m 1773114600	1	$118	204	+204	open	—	03-10 03:52
btc updown 5m 1772992500	1	$116	200	+200	open	—	03-08 17:59
btc updown 5m 1773167400	1	$111	222	+222	open	—	03-10 18:30
btc updown 5m 1772985300	1	$108	225	+225	open	—	03-08 15:56
btc updown 5m 1773100500	1	$105	213	+213	open	—	03-09 23:59
btc updown 5m 1773104400	1	$103	191	+191	open	—	03-10 01:00
btc updown 5m 1772816100	1	$102	407	+407	open	—	03-06 16:55
btc updown 5m 1772820000	14	$101	202	+202	open	—	03-06 18:00
btc updown 5m 1773154800	6	$101	201	+201	open	—	03-10 15:00
btc updown 5m 1772945400	1	$100	174	+174	open	—	03-08 04:51
btc updown 5m 1773027300	2	$99	169	+169	open	—	03-09 03:36
btc updown 5m 1773026100	1	$99	202	+202	open	—	03-09 03:15
btc updown 5m 1772898000	6	$98	172	+172	open	—	03-07 15:41
btc updown 5m 1773010200	4	$96	163	+163	open	—	03-08 22:51
btc updown 5m 1772912700	3	$90	169	+169	open	—	03-07 19:49
btc updown 5m 1773113400	6	$89	158	+158	open	—	03-10 03:33
btc updown 5m 1773154500	7	$88	175	+175	open	—	03-10 14:55

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
08-11 01:04:37	btc updown 5m 1786410000	Up	BUY	500	1¢	$5	0x9c7717…
08-11 01:04:30	btc updown 5m 1786410000	Up	BUY	268	2¢	$5	0x2253a6…
05-08 12:30:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x25b834…
05-08 12:30:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Up	BUY	8	81¢	$6	0x05b736…
05-08 12:18:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	85¢	$8	0x8298e2…
05-08 12:18:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Down	BUY	10	13¢	$1	0xbc6d10…
05-08 12:04:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Up	BUY	10	65¢	$6	0xf2c490…
05-08 12:01:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Down	BUY	10	33¢	$3	0x6a37ad…
05-08 11:53:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Down	BUY	10	32¢	$3	0x70f0b1…
05-08 11:38:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x85a52c…
05-08 11:38:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0x7f0266…
05-08 11:38:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xd57792…
05-08 11:23:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	10	76¢	$8	0xe73a82…
05-08 11:07:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0x4a1a13…
05-08 11:07:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	6	56¢	$3	0x40f23e…
05-08 11:07:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	36¢	$4	0x994539…
05-08 10:57:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	47¢	$5	0x6cc110…
05-08 10:57:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0x215c43…
05-08 10:49:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	10	71¢	$7	0x4d89b6…
05-08 10:48:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	3	22¢	$1	0xfddff4…
05-08 10:48:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	22¢	$1	0xa14569…
05-08 10:48:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x1580c0…
05-08 10:36:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Up	BUY	9	43¢	$4	0xa67ab3…
05-08 10:36:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	BUY	9	46¢	$4	0x809160…
05-08 10:36:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	BUY	9	53¢	$5	0xa9b15a…
05-08 10:18:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	0	24¢	$0	0xb7eb48…
05-08 10:18:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	24¢	$1	0x771bcd…
05-08 10:18:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	8	24¢	$2	0x3ce8b6…
05-08 09:59:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	31¢	$3	0x97d2df…
05-08 09:58:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	68¢	$7	0xb42c0b…
05-08 09:29:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x0dda55…
05-08 09:28:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	35¢	$4	0x646292…
05-08 09:28:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x3e4296…
05-08 09:00:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	8	54¢	$4	0x3bc146…
05-08 09:00:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	8	40¢	$3	0x253ab5…
05-08 08:58:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0xe83b7e…
05-08 08:58:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x2c8242…
05-08 08:58:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	75¢	$8	0x0f22ed…
05-08 08:45:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Up	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0x9fcadc…
05-08 08:45:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Up	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0x0da897…
05-08 08:45:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Down	BUY	10	39¢	$4	0xac6687…
05-08 08:28:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	7	35¢	$2	0x32daca…
05-08 08:28:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Up	BUY	7	60¢	$4	0x868621…
05-08 08:22:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	10	55¢	$6	0xd73839…
05-08 08:20:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	10	41¢	$4	0x13eabe…
05-08 08:03:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	3	34¢	$1	0xf46499…
05-08 08:03:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	10	64¢	$6	0xa1f04b…
05-08 08:03:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	7	34¢	$2	0x147f1f…
05-08 07:47:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xbcd110…
05-08 07:28:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	4	76¢	$3	0x73afb5…
05-08 07:28:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	6	76¢	$5	0x6c6a1b…
05-08 07:28:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	18¢	$2	0xa1bf0e…
05-08 07:23:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	7	28¢	$2	0x370a40…
05-08 07:16:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	55¢	$6	0xc89ae2…
05-08 07:16:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	10	41¢	$4	0x30d9b5…
05-08 06:53:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	10	42¢	$4	0x4dbda6…
05-08 06:53:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Up	BUY	10	54¢	$5	0x9c9aa7…
05-08 06:48:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	Up	BUY	8	17¢	$1	0x618f0d…
05-08 06:48:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	Up	BUY	8	31¢	$2	0x60c56f…
05-08 06:44:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Up	BUY	10	76¢	$8	0x5a1d3e…
05-08 06:41:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Down	BUY	10	16¢	$2	0xdd2adc…
05-08 06:36:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Down	BUY	6	71¢	$4	0xa92946…
05-08 06:36:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0x1024dd…
05-08 06:36:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Up	BUY	8	27¢	$2	0x9dd587…
05-08 06:28:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	10	41¢	$4	0x0129a4…
05-08 06:28:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	45¢	$4	0x84d8c5…
05-08 06:20:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	10	7¢	$1	0x16df09…
05-08 06:17:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	89¢	$9	0x53a183…
05-08 05:58:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	15¢	$2	0x141ab9…
05-08 05:38:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	0	24¢	$0	0x8cb671…
05-08 05:38:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x305528…
05-08 05:38:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0xa584c7…
05-08 05:38:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	71¢	$7	0xf3f0b1…
05-08 05:27:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Up	BUY	10	72¢	$7	0xda6a51…
05-08 05:27:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	19¢	$2	0x1674c3…
05-08 05:18:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	78¢	$8	0x5bdc3c…
05-08 05:18:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	Down	BUY	8	20¢	$2	0x7e4a5b…
05-08 05:18:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	20¢	$0	0x677416…
05-08 05:04:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	Down	BUY	11	55¢	$6	0x5e3432…
05-08 05:01:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	Up	BUY	11	28¢	$3	0x6f889e…
05-08 04:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	Down	BUY	9	18¢	$2	0x5cef90…
05-08 04:09:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Down	BUY	9	13¢	$1	0x9fdeb8…
05-08 04:08:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	9	81¢	$7	0x833d23…
05-08 03:54:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Up	BUY	8	59¢	$5	0x650d8e…
05-08 03:52:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Down	BUY	8	34¢	$3	0x148628…
05-08 03:33:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:30PM-11:35PM ET	Down	BUY	8	32¢	$3	0xcedf76…
05-08 03:21:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	3	46¢	$1	0x646457…
05-08 03:21:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0xed172a…
05-08 03:20:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	51¢	$4	0xc061c4…
05-08 03:06:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Up	BUY	8	44¢	$4	0xa3cb71…
05-08 03:05:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	8	48¢	$4	0x30857c…
05-08 02:52:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:50PM-10:55PM ET	Up	BUY	7	32¢	$2	0x4c7ea7…
05-08 02:52:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:50PM-10:55PM ET	Down	BUY	7	64¢	$4	0x7262c6…
05-08 02:28:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	10	25¢	$2	0x2b71c1…
05-08 01:22:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	39¢	$4	0x080886…
05-08 01:17:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x431a47…
05-08 00:33:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	3	35¢	$1	0x54189f…
05-08 00:33:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2	35¢	$1	0x2668f7…
05-08 00:33:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x0c3036…
05-08 00:33:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Down	BUY	10	55¢	$6	0x128a34…