Distorted-Burglar — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$41

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

60.9%

Resolved

618

Trades

1,793

lifetime

Volume

$5.03K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-05

last 05-16 18:49

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 61% +$41

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

9 active days in 12wk • peak 531 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	5	$25	52	+52	Up	+$27	05-08 02:11
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	8	$22	25	+25	Up	+$3	05-06 12:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	9	$18	34	+34	Up	+$16	05-07 13:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	16	$16	30	+30	Up	$-16	05-07 03:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	6	$16	25	+25	Down	+$9	05-06 13:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	3	$15	21	+21	Up	$-15	05-07 19:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	14	$14	28	+28	Up	$-7	05-07 08:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	4	$14	20	+20	Up	$-14	05-06 14:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:00PM-1:05PM ET	8	$14	27	+27	Up	$-14	05-06 17:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	5	$13	25	+25	Up	+$12	05-06 08:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	5	$13	20	+20	Down	+$7	05-06 13:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	6	$13	26	+26	Up	$-3	05-06 15:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	6	$12	25	+25	Down	+$13	05-06 12:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	5	$12	25	+25	Up	$-12	05-06 16:31
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	12	$12	43	+43	Up	$-11	05-07 07:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	7	$11	25	+25	Down	$-11	05-06 15:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	5	$11	25	+25	Up	$-11	05-06 12:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	5	$11	25	+25	Down	$-11	05-06 18:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	5	$11	25	+25	Up	$-11	05-06 10:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	5	$11	20	+20	Up	+$4	05-06 11:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	5	$11	25	+25	Down	$-11	05-06 16:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	5	$10	25	+25	Up	$-10	05-06 15:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	6	$10	25	+25	Down	+$5	05-06 13:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	5	$10	25	+25	Down	$-10	05-06 18:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	2	$10	46	+46	Up	+$0	05-08 10:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	2	$10	19	+19	Down	$-10	05-08 15:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:55PM-12:00AM ET	2	$10	36	+36	Up	+$26	05-09 03:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	2	$10	14	+14	Down	$-2	05-09 09:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	2	$10	16	+16	Down	+$6	05-08 16:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	2	$10	12	+12	Down	+$2	05-08 11:55

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-16 18:49:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x8558e9…
05-16 18:40:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Down	BUY	8	66¢	$5	0x4962f4…
05-16 18:35:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xef95f5…
05-16 18:34:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0x406de2…
05-16 18:25:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0x8c0661…
05-16 18:22:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Down	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0xad304d…
05-16 18:15:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0x06d208…
05-16 18:10:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Down	BUY	8	60¢	$5	0x1b6d85…
05-16 18:05:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Down	BUY	8	66¢	$5	0xff2267…
05-16 18:00:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2:00PM-2:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0x46c489…
05-16 17:58:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Down	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x4669f2…
05-16 17:50:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	8	60¢	$5	0x18c636…
05-16 17:45:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Down	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0xb2bdbf…
05-16 17:25:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:25PM-1:30PM ET	Up	BUY	14	37¢	$5	0x5e1253…
05-16 17:14:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:10PM-1:15PM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x4a6d98…
05-16 17:05:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:05PM-1:10PM ET	Up	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0xdc4c6f…
05-16 17:04:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 1:00PM-1:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0xadf867…
05-16 16:56:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:55PM-1:00PM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0x47736d…
05-16 16:46:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	18	28¢	$5	0x53a74b…
05-16 16:40:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET	Down	BUY	13	39¢	$5	0xdcc773…
05-16 16:31:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0x00d0fc…
05-16 16:26:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	8	62¢	$5	0x98b67f…
05-16 16:20:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x5b6f9b…
05-16 16:17:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x9943eb…
05-16 16:10:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Down	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0x4675ea…
05-16 16:00:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	60¢	$5	0x3cfe82…
05-16 15:45:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0xe5229c…
05-16 15:39:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0x0a3abe…
05-16 15:31:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0x28a234…
05-16 15:22:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Down	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x14e2d9…
05-16 15:15:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Up	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0xc32fff…
05-16 15:10:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0xf81f4e…
05-16 15:00:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	11	47¢	$5	0x491425…
05-16 14:50:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Down	BUY	12	43¢	$5	0xb76b36…
05-16 14:45:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0x26da5a…
05-16 14:41:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Up	BUY	6	85¢	$5	0x6ed9a0…
05-16 14:38:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xc4e310…
05-16 14:33:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0x942f58…
05-16 14:25:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0x2b6858…
05-16 14:21:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xc8c3c4…
05-16 14:15:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Up	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0x612eca…
05-16 14:12:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0xa74156…
05-16 14:06:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	14	36¢	$5	0x722e21…
05-16 13:57:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	6	77¢	$5	0x0854d4…
05-16 13:50:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Up	BUY	7	73¢	$5	0x502705…
05-16 13:45:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	8	60¢	$5	0x0f6eb7…
05-16 13:43:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	6	78¢	$5	0x09ffa8…
05-16 13:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	12	42¢	$5	0xa349e3…
05-16 13:26:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x8af6a8…
05-16 13:18:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0xfbe071…
05-16 13:01:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0x6362c4…
05-16 12:55:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x56dc5b…
05-16 12:54:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x5dfb1b…
05-16 12:43:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Down	BUY	15	34¢	$5	0xd96fbc…
05-16 12:37:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	BUY	6	89¢	$5	0x79f5d7…
05-16 12:28:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x881b4f…
05-16 12:21:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Down	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0xeeb669…
05-16 12:16:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Down	BUY	6	85¢	$5	0x1a1998…
05-16 12:10:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0x5a1e23…
05-16 11:55:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0x0db599…
05-16 11:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Down	BUY	11	44¢	$5	0x8fab15…
05-16 11:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0xf20cbf…
05-16 11:42:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x7f8fb7…
05-16 11:35:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	7	68¢	$5	0xc94a61…
05-16 11:16:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x31514a…
05-16 11:12:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Up	BUY	7	71¢	$5	0x93274c…
05-16 11:06:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Down	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0xf602ef…
05-16 11:00:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0x866355…
05-16 10:52:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0xa6a42a…
05-16 10:47:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0xb93a29…
05-16 10:42:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0xb0c0b8…
05-16 10:35:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x9ad521…
05-16 10:32:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Up	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0xd3d158…
05-16 10:25:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	7	69¢	$5	0xde50bc…
05-16 10:15:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0x672d93…
05-16 10:11:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	11	44¢	$5	0x0a6bbf…
05-16 10:06:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xaf1baf…
05-16 10:00:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Down	BUY	9	56¢	$5	0xa49e6d…
05-16 09:45:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	8	65¢	$5	0xb3ba88…
05-16 09:36:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	7	69¢	$5	0xc5fb8a…
05-16 09:32:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	7	69¢	$5	0xc92a05…
05-16 09:26:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x1e8054…
05-16 09:21:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	18	28¢	$5	0xc06f07…
05-16 09:16:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0x2beb8a…
05-16 09:10:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x11122c…
05-16 09:00:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	71¢	$5	0x4aa0d6…
05-16 08:58:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x3a6539…
05-16 08:51:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	Down	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0x1d5b2d…
05-16 08:48:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Down	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xf969db…
05-16 08:40:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0x519993…
05-16 08:30:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Up	BUY	8	66¢	$5	0x58f48d…
05-16 08:12:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	7	70¢	$5	0x4cca78…
05-16 08:07:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0xdcf009…
05-16 08:00:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0xfd3a8e…
05-16 07:56:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x4336fd…
05-16 07:51:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0x6f9e99…
05-16 07:46:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x6d06d8…
05-16 07:41:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	Up	BUY	6	77¢	$5	0xc5ced7…
05-16 07:38:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x877c86…
05-16 07:30:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3:30AM-3:35AM ET	Down	BUY	14	37¢	$5	0xe5ba28…