Sardonic-Massage — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$47

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

32.9%

Resolved

Trades

595

lifetime

Volume

$1.61K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-27

last 05-15 05:23

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 3 days

Categories

Crypto

65% 26% $-47

Other

35% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

11 active days in 12wk • peak 42 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
elon musk of tweets january 27 february 3 360 379	10	$46	130	100	+30	open	—	02-03 02:16
elon musk of tweets january 30 february 6 320 339	4	$40	109	70	+39	open	—	02-04 08:00
elon musk of tweets january 20 january 27 400 419	2	$39	80	80	+0	open	—	01-27 07:02
elon musk of tweets february 3 february 10 360 379	2	$36	100	100	+0	open	—	02-10 13:20
elon musk of tweets january 27 february 3 380 399	5	$36	100	100	+0	open	—	02-01 22:57
elon musk of tweets january 20 january 27 380 399	2	$32	80	0	+80	open	—	01-27 06:20
bitcoin up or down march 10 9pm et	2	$32	80	0	+80	open	—	03-11 01:15
elon musk of tweets february 3 february 10 380 399	2	$27	100	100	+0	open	—	02-10 13:42
elon musk of tweets february 6 february 13 360 379	4	$25	92	92	+0	open	—	02-13 00:16
elon musk of tweets january 30 february 6 400 419	10	$20	91	91	+0	open	—	02-02 04:07
elon musk of tweets february 3 february 10 340 359	5	$18	55	55	+0	open	—	02-10 13:05
elon musk of tweets january 27 february 3 420 439	9	$18	100	100	+0	open	—	02-01 11:53
elon musk of tweets january 30 february 6 300 319	14	$17	135	100	+35	open	—	02-04 08:00
elon musk of tweets january 30 february 6 380 399	3	$17	91	91	+0	open	—	02-04 01:09
elon musk of tweets january 27 february 3 340 359	5	$17	100	100	+0	open	—	01-31 09:03
elon musk of tweets february 6 february 13 340 359	6	$17	100	100	+0	open	—	02-12 00:11
bitcoin up or down march 10 10pm et	2	$16	40	0	+40	open	—	03-11 02:14
elon musk of tweets february 6 february 13 320 339	2	$12	100	100	+0	open	—	02-12 00:11
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 9pm et	2	$12	34	0	+34	open	—	04-15 01:38
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 5pm et	2	$12	34	0	+34	open	—	04-14 21:36
elon musk of tweets january 27 february 3 400 419	4	$12	65	65	+0	open	—	02-02 03:32
bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 1am et	2	$11	32	0	+32	open	—	04-15 05:06
elon musk of tweets february 3 february 10 400 419	5	$10	50	50	+0	open	—	02-02 09:56
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 4am et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-14 08:29
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 8am et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-14 12:51
bitcoin up or down april 15 2026 8am et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-15 12:35
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 3am et	3	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-14 07:06
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 11am et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-14 15:35
bitcoin up or down april 14 2026 6am et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-14 10:39
bitcoin up or down april 13 2026 1pm et	2	$10	30	0	+30	open	—	04-13 17:53

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-15 05:23:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Up	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0x1f7eac…
05-15 05:23:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0x088483…
05-15 05:16:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	0	30¢	$0	0x6a9929…
05-15 05:16:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$1	0x31f8de…
05-15 05:01:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 1:00AM-1:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xcd2597…
05-15 04:48:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$1	0x20f3c1…
05-15 04:48:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	0	30¢	$0	0x8d4710…
05-15 04:34:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x87466a…
05-15 04:19:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:15AM-12:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xd23ee9…
05-15 04:16:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:15AM-12:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xe569fb…
05-15 04:01:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 15, 12:00AM-12:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xd14831…
05-15 03:54:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:45PM-12:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x789a32…
05-15 03:31:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x5e29c6…
05-15 03:25:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:15PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x633a36…
05-15 03:21:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:15PM-11:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x5d2c93…
05-15 03:04:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:00PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	30¢	$0	0x0db53c…
05-15 03:04:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 11:00PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x92e718…
05-15 02:45:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xbab43f…
05-15 02:39:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x8f5dc5…
05-15 02:32:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x892af7…
05-15 02:26:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x1b466d…
05-15 02:16:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	0	30¢	$0	0xe1be6c…
05-15 02:16:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$1	0x783677…
05-15 02:04:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xdd74f0…
05-15 02:04:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0x56bc87…
05-15 02:02:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x5c02da…
05-15 01:46:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x1d4334…
05-15 01:37:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x1760f5…
05-15 01:30:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0x723ebe…
05-15 01:30:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x421ec2…
05-15 01:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0xc19c8e…
05-15 01:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x033715…
05-15 01:16:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xc14692…
05-15 01:01:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x244cd2…
05-15 00:46:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xb9cb31…
05-15 00:41:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xb4e3a5…
05-15 00:32:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xe5f2aa…
05-15 00:20:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 8:15PM-8:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x025123…
05-14 11:59:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xe02c6a…
05-14 11:59:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xb34b34…
05-14 11:48:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x760374…
05-14 11:38:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xe7aa27…
05-14 11:38:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xd225df…
05-14 11:32:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x696a38…
05-14 11:22:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x666cd7…
05-14 11:19:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0x5535bb…
05-14 11:19:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xb99a43…
05-14 11:19:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0xa8cfa6…
05-14 11:04:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xec9712…
05-14 11:04:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	Up	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0x28f3f1…
05-14 11:02:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 7:00AM-7:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x506724…
05-14 10:50:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:45AM-7:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xb31890…
05-14 10:31:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x2fc26c…
05-14 10:17:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:15AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xe3e750…
05-14 10:17:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:15AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xc3d89f…
05-14 10:07:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xdfdda6…
05-14 10:00:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xea663f…
05-14 09:46:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xe7cabd…
05-14 09:31:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x733f33…
05-14 09:23:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x5ae3cb…
05-14 09:01:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:00AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xcf5fb2…
05-14 09:01:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 5:00AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0x864bd6…
05-14 04:48:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Down	BUY	0	30¢	$0	0xf5c725…
05-14 04:48:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$1	0x7302d1…
05-14 04:46:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0xed7b79…
05-14 04:46:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xbe900d…
05-14 04:33:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xadd2b8…
05-14 04:18:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:15AM-12:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x3433a6…
05-14 04:05:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 14, 12:00AM-12:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xb01584…
05-14 03:47:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:45PM-12:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xf05add…
05-14 03:38:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xd98ed8…
05-14 03:32:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x34f824…
05-14 03:28:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:15PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xb50211…
05-14 03:17:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:15PM-11:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xd1780c…
05-14 03:07:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:00PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x4ff1f3…
05-14 03:01:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:00PM-11:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x0dfcae…
05-14 02:47:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0x9266a4…
05-14 02:47:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x80cea9…
05-14 02:47:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	Up	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0x79977a…
05-14 02:36:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x32b51b…
05-13 10:02:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6:00AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xce1d57…
05-13 09:49:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 5:45AM-6:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xcadd8f…
05-13 09:32:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xec4d34…
05-13 09:19:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 5:15AM-5:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x66b7fa…
05-13 09:02:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 5:00AM-5:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xc5b606…
05-13 08:51:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:45AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0xcbd861…
05-13 08:51:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:45AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0xc81695…
05-13 08:40:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x878c86…
05-13 08:30:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0xb6cf79…
05-13 08:30:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:30AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0xa2d0c3…
05-13 08:16:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	4	30¢	$1	0xd3f366…
05-13 08:16:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	30¢	$0	0x80a734…
05-13 08:07:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$1	0xcdd4e9…
05-13 08:07:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	0	30¢	$0	0x13c350…
05-13 08:00:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x5fca4f…
05-13 08:00:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	30¢	$0	0xe9629c…
05-13 07:56:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:45AM-4:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x690959…
05-13 07:53:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:45AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x308248…
05-13 04:49:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:45AM-1:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xde8219…
05-13 04:41:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xaf86a6…