Sarcastic-Temporary — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$16

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

66.2%

Resolved

Trades

164

lifetime

Volume

$357

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-23

last 05-10 08:39

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Crypto

98% 56% $-11

Other

2% 0% $-5

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

3 active days in 12wk • peak 92 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (27) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	4	$28	15	15	+0	Down	+$2	05-10 03:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	5	$18	16	9	+7	Down	+$2	05-10 03:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	3	$18	20	20	+0	Down	$-8	05-10 03:41
btc updown 15m 1776968100	1	$15	88	0	+88	open	—	04-23 18:26
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	8	$15	15	15	+0	Down	$-1	05-09 18:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	4	$14	12	12	+0	Down	+$2	05-09 18:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	4	$14	15	15	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 18:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	2	$13	9	9	+0	Down	+$3	05-10 03:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	6	$10	11	11	+0	Down	+$0	05-09 18:09
btc updown 5m 1776967800	1	$10	12	0	+12	open	—	04-23 18:12
btc updown 5m 1776968400	2	$9	17	0	+17	open	—	04-23 18:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	2	$9	8	8	+0	Up	+$3	05-09 18:23
Solana Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	1	$8	9	0	+9	Down	+$1	05-10 03:43
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	2	$8	5	5	+0	Up	+$2	05-10 03:36
Solana Up or Down - May 9, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	4	$8	5	5	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 16:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	2	$7	8	8	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 17:52
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:30PM-11:35PM ET	2	$7	7	7	+0	Up	$-3	05-10 03:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	3	$7	53	3	+50	Up	$-1	05-09 18:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	5	$7	5	5	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 17:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	3	$5	5	2	+3	Up	+$1	05-10 03:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	4	$5	7	4	+3	Down	+$1	05-09 15:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 15:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	1	$5	10	0	+10	Up	$-5	05-10 03:49
Counter-Strike: MOUZ NXT vs UNiTY esports (BO3) - CCT Europe Series 1 Group Stage	1	$5	8	0	+8	MOUZ NXT	$-5	05-09 18:50
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	1	$5	7	0	+7	Down	$-5	05-10 03:47
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	3	$5	3	3	+0	Up	+$1	05-09 16:17
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	3	$5	3	3	+0	Up	+$1	05-09 17:36
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	5	$5	5	5	+0	Down	$-1	05-09 16:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	3	$4	2	2	+0	Up	+$0	05-10 07:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	4	$4	6	1	+5	Up	$-2	05-09 17:33

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-10 08:39:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	1	86¢	$1	0x5cfd77…
05-10 08:36:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0x9f3751…
05-10 08:26:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	88¢	$1	0x1f0fd1…
05-10 08:25:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0x3a6c20…
05-10 08:18:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Up	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0x27babb…
05-10 08:17:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	31¢	$1	0xe83f2c…
05-10 08:16:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x85d005…
05-10 08:11:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xfb8d25…
05-10 08:04:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0x0ec75e…
05-10 08:00:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	1	73¢	$1	0x267d7b…
05-10 07:51:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	BUY	1	81¢	$1	0xc3c0e2…
05-10 07:49:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	76¢	$1	0x8d90fd…
05-10 07:49:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	SELL	1	28¢	$0	0xe1e803…
05-10 07:46:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x30dff4…
05-10 07:44:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	16¢	$1	0x9a9016…
05-10 07:38:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Up	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x711439…
05-10 07:38:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Down	SELL	2	27¢	$0	0x4da49e…
05-10 07:36:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0xebc68e…
05-10 07:29:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0xf6fda7…
05-10 07:24:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	98¢	$2	0x7b8d17…
05-10 07:24:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	1	85¢	$1	0xe53ce2…
05-10 07:21:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0xbc01db…
05-10 07:17:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	1	72¢	$1	0x254d7d…
05-10 07:16:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	1	73¢	$1	0xf548a4…
05-10 07:12:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0xd45083…
05-10 07:09:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Up	SELL	1	97¢	$1	0x2924fd…
05-10 07:05:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x16c378…
05-10 07:02:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Up	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0xf6838e…
05-10 07:01:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Up	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x9f25a0…
05-10 06:54:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1	88¢	$1	0x0decb3…
05-10 06:42:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x660f95…
05-10 06:41:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Down	SELL	2	47¢	$1	0x727974…
05-10 06:41:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0x3da119…
05-10 03:52:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Down	SELL	2	48¢	$1	0xf6bb3e…
05-10 03:51:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:50PM-11:55PM ET	Down	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x0f1811…
05-10 03:49:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	Down	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xdb7d11…
05-10 03:47:34	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0x50d998…
05-10 03:43:40	Solana Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	Down	BUY	9	90¢	$8	0xefaa40…
05-10 03:41:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	Up	SELL	20	26¢	$5	0x4f0375…
05-10 03:40:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	13	63¢	$8	0x64d265…
05-10 03:40:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	7	71¢	$5	0x83621a…
05-10 03:36:55	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	Up	SELL	5	94¢	$5	0x1869a4…
05-10 03:36:19	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x32d724…
05-10 03:34:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:30PM-11:35PM ET	Down	SELL	7	30¢	$2	0x640155…
05-10 03:33:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:30PM-11:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	69¢	$5	0x48b43c…
05-10 03:28:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	83¢	$3	0x638cee…
05-10 03:27:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	84¢	$3	0x768e01…
05-10 03:27:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	SELL	9	71¢	$6	0x29faea…
05-10 03:26:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	67¢	$3	0x992aec…
05-10 03:25:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	4	67¢	$3	0xf002f8…
05-10 03:24:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	SELL	15	98¢	$15	0x00bf84…
05-10 03:21:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x6fad64…
05-10 03:21:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0x2bc5d6…
05-10 03:21:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	4	83¢	$3	0x0c9c9d…
05-10 03:18:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Down	SELL	9	90¢	$8	0x9a525e…
05-10 03:16:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Down	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0xc6ca37…
05-10 03:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	94¢	$3	0x0ee98e…
05-10 03:13:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	SELL	2	90¢	$1	0x8f8851…
05-10 03:12:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x734124…
05-10 01:43:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:40PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	96¢	$3	0x432f62…
05-10 01:41:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:40PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0x31b1a5…
05-10 01:36:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x396ab6…
05-10 01:33:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0xfd4480…
05-09 18:50:17	Counter-Strike: MOUZ NXT vs UNiTY esports (BO3) - CCT Europe Series 1 Group Stage	UNiTY esports	BUY	8	63¢	$5	0xd0bf0b…
05-09 18:42:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	4	26¢	$1	0xdae613…
05-09 18:36:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Up	BUY	6	17¢	$1	0xb65329…
05-09 18:34:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	SELL	4	79¢	$3	0x1e6565…
05-09 18:32:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	4	69¢	$3	0xe84f58…
05-09 18:31:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Up	SELL	7	22¢	$1	0x70d557…
05-09 18:31:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Up	BUY	7	45¢	$3	0x0ac680…
05-09 18:31:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0xd57c95…
05-09 18:30:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0xa609ff…
05-09 18:30:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	SELL	2	31¢	$1	0x627e15…
05-09 18:30:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xa092b1…
05-09 18:27:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	50	2¢	$1	0x83e306…
05-09 18:26:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	SELL	3	96¢	$3	0x44c361…
05-09 18:26:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Up	BUY	3	91¢	$3	0xb449f0…
05-09 18:23:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	SELL	8	74¢	$6	0xcbd2d1…
05-09 18:22:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	37¢	$3	0x531ebd…
05-09 18:17:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	SELL	6	75¢	$5	0x39cfbf…
05-09 18:17:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	48¢	$3	0xc516d3…
05-09 18:16:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	SELL	6	62¢	$4	0x7f51d5…
05-09 18:15:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	51¢	$3	0xc25d5a…
05-09 18:14:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Up	SELL	7	63¢	$4	0x0ebc1b…
05-09 18:10:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	43¢	$3	0x3c908e…
05-09 18:10:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Up	SELL	8	39¢	$3	0xf7d213…
05-09 18:10:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	8	37¢	$3	0x60ee9f…
05-09 18:09:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	SELL	2	84¢	$2	0x327c7d…
05-09 18:09:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xbfd406…
05-09 18:08:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	SELL	2	70¢	$1	0x867bc8…
05-09 18:07:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x81597f…
05-09 18:07:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	SELL	7	28¢	$2	0x97f7e5…
05-09 18:06:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	7	41¢	$3	0x5182ed…
05-09 18:02:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Down	SELL	3	31¢	$1	0xf3c678…
05-09 18:00:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:00PM-2:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3	38¢	$1	0x6ca96c…
05-09 17:59:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	8	13¢	$1	0xcdb2ff…
05-09 17:56:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	SELL	2	42¢	$1	0x7bd456…
05-09 17:56:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0xa31057…
05-09 17:52:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	SELL	8	56¢	$4	0x7ca0b7…
05-09 17:51:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	8	39¢	$3	0x602598…