Sarcastic-Helmet — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$3

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

89.0%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$28

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-21

last 05-10 23:18

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 60% +$3

Other

4% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 8 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (5) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	4	$9	8	8	+0	Down	+$3	05-10 18:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	2	$6	9	9	+0	Down	+$2	05-10 18:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	2	$2	3	3	+0	open	—	05-03 23:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	2	$2	3	3	+0	Down	+$0	05-06 19:33
Will Solana dip to $70 in April?	2	$2	10	9	+1	open	—	04-21 22:37
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	1	$1	10	0	+10	Down	$-1	05-10 23:18
Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 50+ bps after the April 2026 meeting?	1	$1	500	0	+500	open	—	04-21 20:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	1	$1	5	0	+5	open	—	05-04 18:15
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	1	$1	3	0	+3	Up	$-1	05-10 18:48
Will Trump say "Crypto / Bitcoin" during King Charles visit?	1	$1	9	0	+9	open	—	04-28 08:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	1	$1	4	0	+4	open	—	05-04 09:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	1	$1	33	0	+33	open	—	05-03 23:18

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-10 23:18:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	Up	BUY	10	11¢	$1	0xc8be5c…
05-10 18:58:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	SELL	9	43¢	$4	0x75ad30…
05-10 18:58:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	BUY	9	23¢	$2	0x5bbda1…
05-10 18:55:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x390c26…
05-10 18:54:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0xa553a9…
05-10 18:51:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	SELL	6	72¢	$4	0xf9b331…
05-10 18:50:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	BUY	6	32¢	$2	0xed468c…
05-10 18:48:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	3	36¢	$1	0x5539a3…
05-06 19:33:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	SELL	3	43¢	$1	0x5b97e3…
05-06 19:31:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	3	37¢	$1	0x0cdbf8…
05-04 18:15:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x5ee20e…
05-04 09:07:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Up	BUY	4	23¢	$1	0xdfab75…
05-03 23:35:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	Down	SELL	3	51¢	$1	0x53be36…
05-03 23:33:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:30PM-7:45PM ET	Down	BUY	3	38¢	$1	0x77b9be…
05-03 23:18:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	Up	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0x7d1910…
04-28 08:48:46	Will Trump say "Crypto / Bitcoin" during King Charles visit?	Yes	BUY	9	11¢	$1	0xd0f81f…
04-21 22:37:24	Will Solana dip to $70 in April?	Yes	SELL	9	8¢	$1	0x925b82…
04-21 20:28:20	Will Solana dip to $70 in April?	Yes	BUY	10	10¢	$1	0xf72a6e…
04-21 20:20:26	Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 50+ bps after the April 2026 meeting?	Yes	BUY	500	0¢	$1	0xf66e61…