Pitiful-Impediment — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$10

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

56.1%

Resolved

Trades

109

lifetime

Volume

$216

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-07

last 06-15 16:17

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

98% 47% $-10

Other

2% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

13 active days in 12wk • peak 15 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (25) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Solana Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	2	$7	5	5	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 20:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	2	$7	5	5	+0	Up	+$3	05-09 20:44
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 12AM ET	2	$7	5	5	+0	Up	+$3	05-10 05:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6AM ET	2	$7	5	5	+0	Up	+$3	05-10 11:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 5PM ET	2	$6	5	5	+0	Down	+$1	05-07 21:07
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	2	$4	10	0	+10	Up	$-4	05-09 18:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4PM ET	1	$4	5	0	+5	Down	$-4	05-08 20:51
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	2	$4	10	0	+10	Up	$-4	05-10 06:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9AM ET	2	$4	5	0	+5	Down	+$1	05-09 13:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6PM ET	1	$4	5	0	+5	Down	$-4	05-08 22:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7AM ET	1	$4	5	0	+5	Up	$-4	05-08 11:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	+$2	05-08 07:46
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9PM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Down	+$2	05-08 01:46
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-16 12:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3PM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	+$2	05-08 19:45
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 5PM ET	2	$3	10	0	+10	Up	$-3	05-09 21:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 8AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Down	+$2	05-11 12:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1AM ET	2	$3	5	0	+5	Down	$-3	05-12 05:48
Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 3AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-18 07:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8PM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	+$2	05-09 00:45
Solana Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	+$2	05-10 06:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2PM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Down	+$2	05-11 18:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Down	+$2	05-08 09:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Down	+$2	05-08 12:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5PM ET	2	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-16 21:46
Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 2AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-18 06:46
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 10AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	+$2	05-10 14:46
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 15:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9PM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	$-3	05-11 01:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3AM ET	1	$3	5	0	+5	Up	$-3	05-13 07:45

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-15 16:17:00	dogecoin up or down june 15 2026 12pm et	Up	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x2cc658…
06-15 08:45:27	bitcoin up or down june 15 2026 4am et	Down	SELL	5	10¢	$0	0xd892d2…
06-15 08:15:34	bitcoin up or down june 15 2026 4am et	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xfd2871…
06-15 08:15:34	ethereum up or down june 15 2026 4am et	Down	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0x5fc548…
06-15 03:45:27	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	SELL	5	4¢	$0	0x8b2976…
06-15 03:30:27	bnb up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	SELL	5	10¢	$0	0x71e633…
06-15 03:17:39	solana up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0x21a8a4…
06-15 03:17:31	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0xc098bd…
06-15 03:17:27	xrp up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	2	18¢	$0	0xbccf6c…
06-15 03:17:24	xrp up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	2	18¢	$0	0x86bdf1…
06-15 03:17:19	dogecoin up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0xcdd0e4…
06-15 03:16:01	bnb up or down june 14 2026 11pm et	Down	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x006f70…
06-15 00:15:43	solana up or down june 14 2026 8pm et	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x42c842…
06-14 22:17:51	dogecoin up or down june 14 2026 6pm et	Up	BUY	5	29¢	$1	0xa39299…
06-14 22:16:33	bitcoin up or down june 14 2026 6pm et	Up	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0xea0f59…
06-14 21:30:30	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 5pm et	Down	SELL	5	1¢	$0	0xc79568…
06-14 21:15:39	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 5pm et	Down	BUY	5	17¢	$1	0x7c7d14…
06-14 19:45:27	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 3pm et	Down	SELL	5	5¢	$0	0x309327…
06-14 19:30:27	dogecoin up or down june 14 2026 3pm et	Down	SELL	5	8¢	$0	0x3b8696…
06-14 19:15:55	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 3pm et	Down	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x7e707e…
06-14 18:53:27	bnb up or down june 14 2026 2pm et	Down	BUY	5	18¢	$1	0x750dd1…
06-14 18:16:51	xrp up or down june 14 2026 2pm et	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0xde3a10…
06-14 17:17:15	bnb up or down june 14 2026 1pm et	Down	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x7d29c4…
06-14 17:16:10	ethereum up or down june 14 2026 1pm et	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x794014…
05-18 15:46:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 11AM ET	Up	BUY	5	31¢	$2	0xa6a9ad…
05-18 07:45:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 3AM ET	Down	BUY	5	61¢	$3	0x228579…
05-18 06:46:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0x72db72…
05-18 02:46:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x8b405c…
05-17 17:46:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1PM ET	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x63cea2…
05-17 15:45:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11AM ET	Down	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x9c4de6…
05-17 13:46:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 9AM ET	Up	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x501202…
05-17 11:46:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7AM ET	Up	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x054be6…
05-17 11:45:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 7AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x54d31a…
05-17 08:45:57	Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 4AM ET	Up	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x734eb1…
05-17 05:48:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0xe7ad32…
05-17 05:46:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1AM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x5062af…
05-16 21:46:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5PM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0x92c7f0…
05-16 21:46:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 5PM ET	Up	BUY	3	59¢	$2	0x4589fa…
05-16 20:47:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 16, 4PM ET	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0xcc2ede…
05-16 19:47:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 3PM ET	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0x089771…
05-16 18:47:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 2PM ET	Down	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0x7daeb5…
05-16 13:47:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 16, 9AM ET	Down	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x0d79cd…
05-16 12:47:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x090945…
05-16 10:55:34	Ethereum Up or Down - May 16, 6AM ET	Up	BUY	2	30¢	$1	0x8e2e7e…
05-16 10:54:03	Ethereum Up or Down - May 16, 6AM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0xb963f5…
05-14 10:45:41	Ethereum Up or Down - May 14, 6AM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x30701a…
05-14 06:45:35	Ethereum Up or Down - May 14, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0x962c04…
05-13 22:45:32	Ethereum Up or Down - May 13, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x99d2f5…
05-13 22:45:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	5	47¢	$2	0xf34b55…
05-13 07:45:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3AM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0x4feefc…
05-13 06:45:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xe0d656…
05-13 02:45:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x0719c3…
05-12 13:46:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 9AM ET	Up	BUY	5	32¢	$2	0x95d94c…
05-12 12:45:28	Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x75596e…
05-12 11:45:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 7AM ET	Up	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x0f93ae…
05-12 08:45:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4AM ET	Down	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0xf2f63a…
05-12 05:48:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	1	62¢	$1	0xb32f06…
05-12 05:46:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	4	62¢	$2	0xa45454…
05-12 02:45:29	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0xdff18c…
05-11 23:45:36	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 7PM ET	Up	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0xfc48da…
05-11 22:45:28	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 6PM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xedafee…
05-11 18:45:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2PM ET	Down	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x62ef61…
05-11 18:45:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 2PM ET	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xfea6dc…
05-11 12:47:50	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 8AM ET	Up	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0x087fa6…
05-11 12:45:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0xe96c9e…
05-11 05:45:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0xdd73fa…
05-11 01:47:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0xceaa3a…
05-10 17:45:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 1PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0xaa413b…
05-10 14:46:53	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0xbb7790…
05-10 12:00:22	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x476a54…
05-10 12:00:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0xcbb7d5…
05-10 11:59:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6AM ET	Up	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x77c051…
05-10 10:46:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 6AM ET	Up	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x1cea87…
05-10 06:45:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0xe1ca0c…
05-10 06:10:05	Solana Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x7b379b…
05-10 06:05:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0xac4c83…
05-10 06:04:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0xe96bdc…
05-10 05:54:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 12AM ET	Up	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x897709…
05-10 05:45:38	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x88baee…
05-10 04:45:45	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 12AM ET	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x5b5ebc…
05-10 04:45:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 12AM ET	Up	BUY	5	32¢	$2	0x36d595…
05-09 21:56:42	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 5PM ET	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0xadfeaf…
05-09 21:41:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 5PM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x87792b…
05-09 20:44:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Up	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x17d187…
05-09 20:44:36	Solana Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Up	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x2cd702…
05-09 18:48:36	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Down	BUY	5	31¢	$2	0xcfd222…
05-09 18:07:13	Solana Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xa5c427…
05-09 18:00:13	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Down	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x7fac12…
05-09 17:58:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2PM ET	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0xf0af58…
05-09 17:07:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1PM ET	Down	BUY	4	26¢	$1	0x421a26…
05-09 17:07:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1PM ET	Down	BUY	1	26¢	$0	0x689c7c…
05-09 13:45:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9AM ET	Down	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0x271ab5…
05-09 13:45:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9AM ET	Down	BUY	4	79¢	$3	0x0c117e…
05-09 12:45:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x96ea91…
05-09 04:45:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12AM ET	Down	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0x01c62e…
05-09 00:45:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8PM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0x2d4f5c…
05-08 22:53:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6PM ET	Up	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x865eec…
05-08 20:51:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4PM ET	Up	BUY	5	79¢	$4	0xf14b39…
05-08 19:45:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3PM ET	Up	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0xe92d95…
05-08 12:45:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8AM ET	Down	BUY	5	59¢	$3	0x9f8ba2…