Sarcastic-Futon — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$2

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$4.18K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$246

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-27

last 07-01 13:57

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Politics

64% — —

Sports

33% 100% +$1

Other

3% 100% +$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 1 trade/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will the Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	3	$1.4K	746	746	+0	No	+$1	03-28 03:48
Will Steve Lanier win the 2026 New Mexico Governor Republican primary election?	2	$1.4K	716	716	+0	open	—	03-27 20:05
Will Alfonso López Chau finish in second place in the first round of the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	4	$1.3K	681	681	+0	open	—	03-28 03:01
Villarreal CF vs. Sevilla FC: O/U 0.5	1	$19	20	0	+20	Over	+$1	05-13 15:39
fifwc jpn swe 2026 06 25 total 0pt5	1	$16	17	0	+17	open	—	06-25 07:48
Croatia vs. Belgium: O/U 0.5	1	$16	17	0	+17	open	—	06-02 01:47
Spread: FC Südtirol (-2.5)	1	$15	16	0	+16	open	—	05-22 10:50
fifwc eng cdr 2026 07 01 first half total 2pt5	1	$14	16	0	+16	open	—	07-01 13:57
cs2 atrix paina 2026 03 27	1	$14	15	0	+15	open	—	03-27 03:32
fif mon and 2026 03 27 and	1	$12	13	0	+13	open	—	03-27 03:17
fifwc gha pan 2026 06 17 team total away 2pt5	1	$9	10	0	+10	open	—	06-17 14:38

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-01 13:57:08	fifwc eng cdr 2026 07 01 first half total 2pt5	Under	BUY	16	90¢	$14	0x4343b9…
06-25 07:48:05	fifwc jpn swe 2026 06 25 total 0pt5	Over	BUY	17	94¢	$16	0x08e4a5…
06-17 14:38:31	fifwc gha pan 2026 06 17 team total away 2pt5	Under	BUY	10	93¢	$9	0x20ff3b…
06-02 01:47:22	Croatia vs. Belgium: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	17	94¢	$16	0xe111be…
05-22 10:50:11	Spread: FC Südtirol (-2.5)	SSC Bari	BUY	16	91¢	$15	0x2dde89…
05-13 15:39:00	Villarreal CF vs. Sevilla FC: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	20	94¢	$19	0x8b2663…
03-28 03:48:11	Will the Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	No	SELL	746	94¢	$700	0xe98fb7…
03-28 03:39:35	Will the Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	No	BUY	304	94¢	$285	0xee2930…
03-28 03:39:35	Will the Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	No	BUY	442	94¢	$415	0x316075…
03-28 03:01:31	Will Alfonso López Chau finish in second place in the first round of the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	No	SELL	414	94¢	$389	0x0b8bbc…
03-28 03:01:29	Will Alfonso López Chau finish in second place in the first round of the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	No	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0xcaa675…
03-28 03:01:29	Will Alfonso López Chau finish in second place in the first round of the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	No	SELL	266	94¢	$250	0xb9bb6b…
03-28 02:52:55	Will Alfonso López Chau finish in second place in the first round of the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	No	BUY	681	94¢	$640	0xb72761…
03-27 20:05:15	Will Steve Lanier win the 2026 New Mexico Governor Republican primary election?	No	SELL	716	97¢	$692	0xf2bc8c…
03-27 19:57:51	Will Steve Lanier win the 2026 New Mexico Governor Republican primary election?	No	BUY	716	97¢	$692	0x3d9db7…
03-27 03:32:45	cs2 atrix paina 2026 03 27	paiN Academy	BUY	15	92¢	$14	0x6320f8…
03-27 03:17:25	fif mon and 2026 03 27 and	No	BUY	13	92¢	$12	0x51b0e8…