Quick-Witted-Slapstick — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$2

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

79.6%

Resolved

Trades

444

lifetime

Volume

$3.65K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-13

last 06-06 08:13

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 5 days

Categories

Other

49% 0% $-4

Sports

27% 60% +$6

Politics

18% 100% +$0

Tech

5% — —

Crypto

1% — —

Activity

Mon

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Fri

34 active days in 12wk • peak 46 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
SPY (SPY) Up or Down on May 19?	21	$195	200	200	+0	open	—	05-19 00:04
Will Bayern Munich win the 2025–26 Champions League?	23	$190	204	188	+16	No	+$5	04-28 03:34
Will Ken Paxton win the 2026 Texas Republican Primary?	25	$179	181	181	+0	open	—	04-27 13:51
Will the Oklahoma City Thunder win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	22	$166	182	182	+0	open	—	04-26 15:19
Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	19	$151	163	182	-19	open	—	06-02 21:50
Will John Cornyn win the 2026 Texas Republican Primary?	18	$150	147	147	+0	open	—	04-24 14:10
Will Arsenal win a trophy this season?	17	$123	150	150	+0	open	—	04-30 00:01
Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	5	$113	118	118	+0	open	—	05-21 17:07
Will the Oklahoma City Thunder win the 2026 NBA Finals?	13	$107	114	94	+19	open	—	04-27 11:40
Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	5	$99	100	100	+0	open	—	05-19 13:34
Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	15	$93	113	92	+21	open	—	06-02 18:53
wta muchova mertens 2026 04 16	13	$80	87	87	+0	open	—	04-16 10:03
Will Anthropic have the best AI model at the end of May 2026?	9	$69	77	76	+1	open	—	04-19 20:28
Will OpenAI's valuation hit (LOW) $750B by December 31?	1	$62	0	200	-200	open	—	05-31 16:19
atp shapova marozsa 2026 04 16	7	$60	63	63	+0	open	—	04-16 07:11
Anthropic valued higher than OpenAI in 2026?	6	$60	74	74	+0	open	—	04-23 21:15
Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	11	$59	69	69	+0	open	—	06-02 15:31
Will Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL) hit (HIGH) $410 in May?	4	$58	50	50	+0	open	—	05-18 10:23
Will Cooper Flagg win the 2025–26 NBA Rookie of the Year award?	12	$57	59	59	+0	open	—	04-15 20:13
Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	5	$52	56	56	+0	open	—	05-19 15:37
Will Thomas Massie be the Republican nominee for KY-04?	8	$50	51	77	-26	open	—	04-14 18:31
Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	6	$49	68	68	+0	open	—	06-02 05:43
Will SpaceX Starship Flight Test 12 launch by May 22?	2	$49	50	50	+0	open	—	05-19 02:08
Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (LOW) $72 in May?	3	$48	50	50	+0	open	—	05-20 08:55
Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $80 in May?	2	$46	50	50	+0	open	—	05-23 22:33
Will Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) reach the UEFA Champions League final?	6	$41	42	42	+0	Yes	+$1	04-29 00:06
KBO: Samsung Lions vs. Kiwoom Heroes	4	$41	41	41	+0	open	—	04-24 08:54
Madrid Open: Daniil Medvedev vs Flavio Cobolli	4	$40	40	40	+0	open	—	04-28 19:12
Madrid Open: Arthur Fils vs Jiri Lehecka	4	$40	33	33	+0	open	—	04-29 19:37
wta bondar oliynyk 2026 04 16	4	$40	40	40	+0	open	—	04-16 17:56

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-06 08:13:34	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	Yes	SELL	51	19¢	$10	0x2286fb…
06-06 08:13:16	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	No	SELL	9	80¢	$7	0xcc3b50…
06-06 00:20:54	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	Yes	BUY	26	21¢	$5	0x674aa7…
06-05 20:22:10	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	Yes	BUY	19	21¢	$4	0x6d1fea…
06-05 17:41:39	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	Yes	BUY	6	21¢	$1	0x901d61…
06-05 17:13:48	will wti crude oil wti hit low 75 in june 987	No	BUY	9	78¢	$7	0x3d94d2…
06-02 21:50:03	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	SELL	21	13¢	$3	0x926e5c…
06-02 21:49:51	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	SELL	21	86¢	$18	0x2332f3…
06-02 21:49:51	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	21	14¢	$3	0x2332f3…
06-02 18:53:49	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	SELL	31	30¢	$9	0x03de6e…
06-02 18:53:28	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	21	32¢	$7	0x5956bc…
06-02 18:49:44	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	BUY	14	85¢	$12	0xa6167a…
06-02 18:08:49	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	BUY	7	85¢	$6	0xae4e21…
06-02 17:43:46	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	BUY	21	67¢	$14	0xbad1ba…
06-02 16:49:10	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	SELL	11	33¢	$4	0x2e9cd5…
06-02 16:42:13	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	SELL	9	69¢	$6	0x92c808…
06-02 16:35:27	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	SELL	21	18¢	$4	0x75ecd5…
06-02 16:32:53	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	11	35¢	$4	0x0e1b05…
06-02 16:18:06	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	BUY	0	64¢	$0	0xac1c9a…
06-02 16:14:48	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	10	35¢	$4	0x2a993b…
06-02 16:13:17	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	BUY	9	64¢	$6	0xf63665…
06-02 15:56:56	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	21	20¢	$4	0xba8db3…
06-02 15:31:03	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	SELL	8	28¢	$2	0x9d4c93…
06-02 15:30:46	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	SELL	13	29¢	$4	0xe1aa15…
06-02 15:16:41	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	SELL	21	38¢	$8	0xe45662…
06-02 14:15:41	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	BUY	21	32¢	$7	0xb1be70…
06-02 14:03:54	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	16	40¢	$6	0x8d08e0…
06-02 14:03:40	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	3	40¢	$1	0xfa40ad…
06-02 13:58:20	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	No	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0x9b5920…
06-02 12:14:46	Will FURIA make a roster change before July?	No	SELL	13	86¢	$11	0xed1eb9…
06-02 12:14:30	Will S&P 500 (SPY) hit (LOW) $740 in June?	Yes	SELL	6	52¢	$3	0x4a4263…
06-02 12:12:33	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	SELL	20	79¢	$16	0x1cafe0…
06-02 12:10:58	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	SELL	19	21¢	$4	0xb400d2…
06-02 10:00:48	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	20	20¢	$4	0xbdecf0…
06-02 08:33:51	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	SELL	20	60¢	$12	0x4b8899…
06-02 05:43:58	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	No	SELL	2	36¢	$1	0x08eaa8…
06-02 05:43:35	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	No	SELL	8	36¢	$3	0x4206ee…
06-02 05:43:16	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	No	SELL	8	36¢	$3	0x00e174…
06-02 05:37:45	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	No	BUY	18	50¢	$9	0xb843c8…
06-02 05:23:12	Ex-Cuba leader Raul Castro in US custody by December 31?	Yes	SELL	20	19¢	$4	0x329f00…
06-02 03:25:09	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	SELL	20	22¢	$4	0x5d35b2…
06-01 22:42:23	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	SELL	8	36¢	$3	0x327467…
06-01 22:31:22	Ex-Cuba leader Raul Castro in US custody by December 31?	Yes	BUY	20	21¢	$4	0x1b93b0…
06-01 22:16:08	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	BUY	8	41¢	$3	0x0075c0…
06-01 21:07:55	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	20	25¢	$5	0xe61a02…
06-01 20:08:21	Will FURIA make a roster change before July?	No	BUY	13	87¢	$11	0x8c9114…
06-01 19:31:10	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	SELL	20	72¢	$14	0x50ceab…
06-01 19:15:08	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	BUY	20	74¢	$15	0x4501dc…
06-01 18:06:02	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	SELL	20	25¢	$5	0x8f9dc4…
06-01 18:05:41	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	SELL	20	73¢	$15	0x59d581…
06-01 16:50:50	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	Yes	BUY	20	71¢	$14	0x011fb4…
06-01 16:47:33	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0x077876…
06-01 16:47:10	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 30?	No	BUY	15	28¢	$4	0xdeb444…
06-01 14:12:07	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	Yes	SELL	50	17¢	$8	0x2bc85c…
06-01 14:06:38	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $82 in June?	Yes	BUY	50	51¢	$26	0xe64346…
06-01 13:15:06	Will S&P 500 (SPY) hit (LOW) $740 in June?	Yes	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0x665939…
06-01 11:03:47	Trump declassifies new UFO files by June 15?	Yes	BUY	20	58¢	$12	0xb5e98b…
05-31 23:32:34	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	Yes	SELL	20	65¢	$13	0x1009ae…
05-31 18:18:25	Will Trump meet with Benjamin Netanyahu in June 2026?	Yes	SELL	20	21¢	$4	0x0a941a…
05-31 18:12:49	Will Trump meet with Benjamin Netanyahu in June 2026?	Yes	BUY	20	35¢	$7	0xba7dae…
05-31 18:03:23	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	SELL	17	34¢	$6	0xd4f1e2…
05-31 17:56:32	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	SELL	3	34¢	$1	0x45529e…
05-31 17:19:33	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	BUY	13	33¢	$4	0x8afcc7…
05-31 17:01:11	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	No	BUY	7	33¢	$2	0x15e6bb…
05-31 17:00:30	Will President Trump attend the NBA Finals?	Yes	BUY	20	67¢	$13	0x0a10a9…
05-31 16:19:05	Will OpenAI's valuation hit (LOW) $750B by December 31?	Yes	SELL	200	31¢	$62	0xb3e49b…
05-23 22:33:28	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $80 in May?	Yes	SELL	50	46¢	$23	0x6d93fe…
05-23 03:18:44	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (HIGH) $80 in May?	Yes	BUY	50	45¢	$22	0x95cd86…
05-23 01:25:25	Will OpenAI file for an IPO by May 22, 2026?	Yes	BUY	20	7¢	$1	0xb57209…
05-23 01:23:53	Will OpenAI file for an IPO by May 22, 2026?	No	BUY	20	93¢	$19	0x147314…
05-21 17:07:55	Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	No	SELL	61	46¢	$28	0xc3a417…
05-21 17:07:41	Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	Yes	SELL	7	43¢	$3	0xe22ce9…
05-21 17:01:37	Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	Yes	SELL	50	43¢	$22	0xe2087b…
05-21 15:11:22	Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	No	BUY	61	59¢	$36	0xee9b21…
05-21 15:10:43	Will Stripe's valuation hit (LOW) $172.5B by June 30?	Yes	BUY	57	42¢	$24	0x7bc41e…
05-21 14:57:44	Will Netflix, Inc. (NFLX) hit (HIGH) $95 in May?	Yes	SELL	50	11¢	$6	0xcbfde0…
05-20 08:55:32	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (LOW) $72 in May?	No	SELL	50	45¢	$22	0x3cfbe3…
05-19 17:38:02	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (LOW) $4.00 in May?	No	SELL	50	39¢	$20	0xed0d0b…
05-19 15:37:12	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	No	SELL	24	46¢	$11	0x37d1b4…
05-19 15:36:49	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	No	SELL	26	46¢	$12	0xb2f1f5…
05-19 15:19:58	Will Opendoor Technologies Inc. (OPEN) hit (LOW) $4.00 in May?	No	BUY	50	38¢	$19	0x34a284…
05-19 15:15:39	Will Netflix, Inc. (NFLX) hit (HIGH) $95 in May?	Yes	BUY	50	33¢	$16	0xa8848c…
05-19 14:37:19	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	Yes	SELL	6	54¢	$3	0x0740c6…
05-19 14:21:45	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	No	BUY	50	45¢	$22	0x2846ad…
05-19 14:11:44	Will Robinhood Markets, Inc. (HOOD) hit (LOW) $70 in May?	Yes	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x85cf22…
05-19 13:34:30	Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	No	SELL	50	35¢	$18	0xb40c0b…
05-19 13:34:21	Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	No	BUY	50	37¢	$18	0x99b0ad…
05-19 13:34:21	Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	Yes	SELL	50	64¢	$32	0x99b0ad…
05-19 13:31:43	Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (LOW) $256 in May?	Yes	SELL	2	65¢	$2	0x4eeced…
05-19 13:16:04	Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	Yes	BUY	19	62¢	$12	0x39049b…
05-19 13:14:45	Will Natural Gas (NG) hit (HIGH) $3.20 in May?	Yes	BUY	31	62¢	$19	0x07760e…
05-19 12:53:34	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (LOW) $72 in May?	No	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0x74a7c3…
05-19 12:41:02	Will Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) hit (LOW) $256 in May?	Yes	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x56c7f2…
05-19 12:03:05	Will Silver (XAGUSD) hit (LOW) $72 in May?	No	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xeb39d5…
05-19 02:08:02	Will SpaceX Starship Flight Test 12 launch by May 22?	Yes	SELL	50	35¢	$18	0xd3cc03…
05-19 01:56:58	Will SpaceX Starship Flight Test 12 launch by May 22?	Yes	BUY	50	63¢	$32	0xc72417…
05-19 00:04:46	SPY (SPY) Up or Down on May 19?	Up	SELL	100	54¢	$54	0x8f6726…
05-18 23:54:09	SPY (SPY) Up or Down on May 19?	Down	SELL	10	42¢	$4	0xf69eba…
05-18 23:54:09	SPY (SPY) Up or Down on May 19?	Down	SELL	10	42¢	$4	0xa1f77c…
05-18 23:54:07	SPY (SPY) Up or Down on May 19?	Down	SELL	8	42¢	$4	0x0ae054…