Pitiful-Conference-Impression — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$5

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

16.7%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$50

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-09

last 07-31 00:22

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Other

38% — —

Crypto

32% 50% $-5

Politics

28% — —

Pop-Culture

2% — —

Activity

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6 active days in 12wk • peak 5 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	3	$7	4	4	+0	open	—	05-11 22:07
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	1	$5	9	0	+9	Up	$-5	05-04 22:45
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by June 30th?	1	$3	5	0	+5	open	—	05-01 08:38
Will Bitcoin dip to $75,000 in May?	2	$2	4	0	+4	open	—	05-21 09:34
us x iran permanent peace deal by april 22 2026	1	$2	3	0	+3	open	—	04-15 10:31
Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	1	$2	3	0	+3	open	—	04-15 10:32
trump announces end of military operations against iran by april 15th 962 364 677	1	$2	2	0	+2	open	—	04-09 07:10
will xauusd reach 4300 in august 2026	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-31 00:22
will wti reach 90 in august 2026	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-31 00:19
Will Ethereum dip to $2,200 in May?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-04 22:49
will bitcoin dip to 57pt5k in july 2026 618	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-08 13:12
Will Bitcoin hit $150k by December 31, 2026?	1	$1	30	0	+30	open	—	07-31 00:17
Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,500 in May?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-11 22:41
Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	05-11 22:36
Will Ethereum dip to $2,000 in May?	1	$1	3	0	+3	open	—	05-21 09:36
ethereum above 1800 on july 11 2026	1	$1	3	0	+3	open	—	07-11 13:52
will xauusd dip to 3900 in july 2026	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-08 13:11
will wti dip to 70 in august 2026	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	07-31 00:19
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by May 31st?	1	$1	3	0	+3	open	—	05-01 08:38
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-28 22:40
Will Ethereum dip to $2,000 in April?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	04-09 07:14
Will MrBeast say "Hundred" or "Thousand" or "Million" 10+ times during his next YouTube video?	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	05-28 22:37
Will Ethereum reach $2,600 in May?	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	05-04 22:49
Will Ethereum reach $2,400 in May?	1	$1	1	0	+1	Yes	+$0	05-04 22:49
Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,400 in May?	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	05-11 22:41
will xauusd dip to 3700 in august 2026	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	07-31 00:21
will xauusd reach 4300 in july 2026	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-11 13:55
will bitcoin reach 65k in july 2026	1	$1	2	0	+2	open	—	07-08 13:12
Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (HIGH) $5,000 in May?	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	05-11 22:40
Will Drake officially release Iceman by May 15, 2026?	1	$1	1	0	+1	open	—	05-01 08:40

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-31 00:22:33	will xauusd reach 4300 in august 2026	Yes	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xc313c4…
07-31 00:21:05	will xauusd dip to 3700 in august 2026	No	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x40649c…
07-31 00:19:42	will wti dip to 70 in august 2026	No	BUY	1	67¢	$1	0xc95448…
07-31 00:19:24	will wti reach 90 in august 2026	Yes	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x5cb2e5…
07-31 00:17:00	Will Bitcoin hit $150k by December 31, 2026?	Yes	BUY	30	3¢	$1	0xa82ddc…
07-11 13:55:40	will xauusd reach 4300 in july 2026	No	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x34f1f0…
07-11 13:52:29	ethereum above 1800 on july 11 2026	No	BUY	3	29¢	$1	0x4deb93…
07-08 13:12:35	will bitcoin dip to 57pt5k in july 2026 618	No	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xff129b…
07-08 13:12:22	will bitcoin reach 65k in july 2026	Yes	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x67ca9e…
07-08 13:11:20	will xauusd dip to 3900 in july 2026	Yes	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x76def1…
05-28 22:40:24	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of June?	No	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0xbd0dc7…
05-28 22:38:46	US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 31, 2026?	No	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0xa77d82…
05-28 22:37:34	Will MrBeast say "Hundred" or "Thousand" or "Million" 10+ times during his next YouTube video?	Yes	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0xf06d88…
05-21 09:36:54	Will Ethereum dip to $2,000 in May?	Yes	BUY	3	35¢	$1	0x85dedb…
05-21 09:34:43	Will Bitcoin dip to $75,000 in May?	Yes	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x5b8566…
05-21 09:32:42	Iran closes its airspace by May 27?	No	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0x0780d1…
05-21 09:32:30	Iran closes its airspace by May 24?	No	BUY	1	85¢	$1	0x71ffab…
05-11 22:41:19	Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,500 in May?	No	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x1317bd…
05-11 22:41:11	Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,400 in May?	No	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0x639525…
05-11 22:40:41	Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (HIGH) $5,000 in May?	No	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0xc17148…
05-11 22:36:48	Starmer out by May 15, 2026?	No	BUY	1	71¢	$1	0x60dfa7…
05-11 22:07:21	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	No	SELL	4	100¢	$4	0x1f7154…
05-04 22:58:18	Will Bitcoin dip to $75,000 in May?	Yes	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x226689…
05-04 22:49:50	Will Ethereum dip to $2,200 in May?	Yes	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x4c6363…
05-04 22:49:32	Will Ethereum reach $2,600 in May?	Yes	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x9470ec…
05-04 22:49:00	Will Ethereum reach $2,400 in May?	Yes	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0xc6983b…
05-04 22:45:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Down	BUY	9	53¢	$5	0xbc29a0…
05-01 08:40:04	Will Drake officially release Iceman by May 15, 2026?	Yes	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0x9a9840…
05-01 08:38:22	Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by June 30th?	Yes	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0x7cad97…
05-01 08:38:14	Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by May 31st?	Yes	BUY	3	31¢	$1	0x5a98e1…
04-15 23:09:32	trump announces end of military operations against iran by april 21st	No	BUY	1	81¢	$1	0xe488f0…
04-15 10:32:30	Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	3	64¢	$2	0x10eed7…
04-15 10:31:54	us x iran permanent peace deal by april 22 2026	No	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0xe85f7d…
04-09 07:17:51	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	No	BUY	3	74¢	$2	0x2c6e40…
04-09 07:14:05	Will Ethereum dip to $2,000 in April?	No	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0xab2aea…
04-09 07:11:27	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	No	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x6f874f…
04-09 07:10:45	trump announces end of military operations against iran by april 15th 962 364 677	No	BUY	2	91¢	$2	0xe1d6a9…