Funny-Attack — Polymarket

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-$3

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$112

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First seen

2026-04-12

last 05-12 09:15

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cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

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4 active days in 12wk • peak 15 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (3) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	2	$12	74	+74	open	—	04-13 07:35
Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Péter Magyar?	2	$11	194	+194	open	—	04-13 07:33
Israel x Lebanon diplomatic meeting by April 19, 2026?	1	$10	23	+23	open	—	04-12 18:26
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by May 31st?	1	$10	17	+17	open	—	04-12 18:29
will rory mcilroy win the 2026 masters tournament	1	$9	26	+26	open	—	04-12 18:24
GPT-5.5 released by April 30, 2026?	1	$5	34	+34	open	—	04-12 18:31
Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the April 2026 meeting?	1	$5	417	+417	open	—	04-12 18:27
will trump praise allah again by april 15 423	1	$5	26	+26	open	—	04-12 18:27
Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by April 30?	1	$5	38	+38	open	—	04-12 18:29
will fideszkdnp win the most seats in the next hungarian parliamentary election	1	$5	83	+83	open	—	04-12 18:25
Will Anthropic have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	1	$5	45	+45	open	—	04-12 18:30
btc updown 5m 1776018000	1	$5	14	+14	open	—	04-12 18:23
us escorts commercial ship through hormuz by april 30 894	1	$5	17	+17	open	—	04-12 18:32
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of May?	2	$4	32	+32	open	—	05-12 09:12
Will Finland win Eurovision 2026?	1	$4	6	+6	open	—	04-12 18:32
US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by May 31?	1	$2	11	+11	open	—	04-13 07:35
Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by December 31?	1	$2	29	+29	open	—	04-13 07:35
Will the Oklahoma City Thunder win the 2026 NBA Finals?	1	$1	4	+4	open	—	04-13 07:37
Will United Kingdom be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	1	$1	10	+10	open	—	05-04 09:08
Will Estonia be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	1	$1	16	+16	No	$-1	05-04 09:07
Will S&P 500 (SPY) hit (HIGH) $770 in May?	1	$1	5	+5	open	—	05-12 09:15
cs2 vit red9 2026 04 13	1	$1	22	+22	open	—	04-13 07:34
Will Germany be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	1	$1	14	+14	open	—	05-04 09:08
Will Georgia be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	1	$1	30	+30	No	$-1	05-04 09:07
Will Real Madrid win the 2025–26 La Liga?	1	$1	53	+53	No	$-1	04-12 18:28

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-12 09:15:40	Will S&P 500 (SPY) hit (HIGH) $770 in May?	Yes	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0xadc155…
05-12 09:12:42	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of May?	Yes	BUY	27	11¢	$3	0xce5817…
05-04 09:11:50	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of May?	Yes	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x56d523…
05-04 09:08:20	Will United Kingdom be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	Yes	BUY	10	10¢	$1	0x0ed8bd…
05-04 09:08:06	Will Germany be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	Yes	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0x3be5af…
05-04 09:07:52	Will Georgia be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	Yes	BUY	30	3¢	$1	0x59d2c7…
05-04 09:07:44	Will Estonia be in the top 10 at Eurovision 2026?	Yes	BUY	16	6¢	$1	0xc57969…
04-13 07:37:37	Will the Oklahoma City Thunder win the 2026 NBA Finals?	Yes	BUY	4	42¢	$1	0xc9398c…
04-13 07:35:45	US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by May 31?	Yes	BUY	11	18¢	$2	0xdaf315…
04-13 07:35:33	Iran x Israel/US conflict ends by December 31?	No	BUY	29	7¢	$2	0xc08a0b…
04-13 07:35:09	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	Yes	BUY	15	13¢	$2	0x1410d9…
04-13 07:34:57	cs2 vit red9 2026 04 13	RED Canids	BUY	22	4¢	$1	0xbdeec4…
04-13 07:33:53	Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Péter Magyar?	No	BUY	83	1¢	$1	0x703496…
04-12 18:32:47	Will Finland win Eurovision 2026?	No	BUY	6	62¢	$4	0xc49a84…
04-12 18:32:27	us escorts commercial ship through hormuz by april 30 894	Yes	BUY	17	30¢	$5	0x8b0200…
04-12 18:31:21	GPT-5.5 released by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	34	15¢	$5	0xc750f8…
04-12 18:30:43	Will Anthropic have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	No	BUY	45	11¢	$5	0x213dbf…
04-12 18:29:29	Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by May 31st?	Yes	BUY	17	59¢	$10	0x574741…
04-12 18:29:05	Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by April 30?	Yes	BUY	38	13¢	$5	0x1a46e1…
04-12 18:28:35	Will Real Madrid win the 2025–26 La Liga?	Yes	BUY	53	2¢	$1	0x3576b7…
04-12 18:27:53	Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the April 2026 meeting?	Yes	BUY	417	1¢	$5	0x3936cc…
04-12 18:27:13	will trump praise allah again by april 15 423	Yes	BUY	26	19¢	$5	0xea00b3…
04-12 18:26:35	Israel x Lebanon diplomatic meeting by April 19, 2026?	No	BUY	23	43¢	$10	0xcbaf9d…
04-12 18:25:23	Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April?	Yes	BUY	59	17¢	$10	0x0c855c…
04-12 18:25:07	will fideszkdnp win the most seats in the next hungarian parliamentary election	Yes	BUY	83	6¢	$5	0x5b42e2…
04-12 18:24:03	will rory mcilroy win the 2026 masters tournament	Yes	BUY	26	34¢	$9	0x1a9eb1…
04-12 18:23:39	btc updown 5m 1776018000	Down	BUY	14	37¢	$5	0xee88db…
04-12 18:23:13	Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Péter Magyar?	No	BUY	111	9¢	$10	0xad4f28…