Sarcastic-Shopping — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$9

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

72.7%

Resolved

263

Trades

698

lifetime

Volume

$2.19K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-14

last 09-24 08:20

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 62 days

Categories

Crypto

65% 57% +$4

Other

34% 57% -$5

Politics

1% 0% -$6

Sports

0% 0% -$2

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

7 active days in 12wk • peak 22 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
bitcoin up or down february 20 10am et	17	$60	68	68	+0	Up	+$4	02-20 15:39
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-02-27 14:45 UTC	4	$58	70	69	+1	Down	+$14	02-27 14:49
bitcoin up or down february 13 5am et	16	$56	66	33	+33	Up	+$10	02-13 11:18
euroleague zvezda aviv 2026 02 06	10	$46	60	56	+4	Maccabi Tel Aviv	+$11	02-06 21:07
sea tor lec 2026 02 01 tor	2	$43	31	30	+0	Yes	+$0	02-01 12:14
lal bil rso 2026 02 01 draw	2	$43	27	27	+0	Yes	+$1	02-01 21:52
will the price of bitcoin be between 88000 90000 on january 28	5	$42	27	27	+0	Yes	+$7	01-28 18:02
atp alcaraz djokovi 2026 02 01	2	$40	25	25	+0	Alcaraz	+$4	02-01 10:41
bitcoin up or down february 28 7am et	10	$39	95	95	+0	Up	+$11	02-28 12:48
bitcoin up or down february 12 1pm et	15	$38	48	48	+0	Up	+$5	02-12 18:42
bitcoin up or down february 14 12pm et	12	$38	49	49	+0	Down	+$6	02-14 17:38
bitcoin up or down february 26 4pm et	11	$35	71	58	+13	Up	-$1	02-26 21:52
epl liv new 2026 01 31 liv	2	$34	19	19	+0	Yes	+$2	01-31 21:29
uel scf mta1 2026 01 22 total 2pt5	2	$33	17	17	+0	Under	+$1	01-22 19:55
bun wer moe 2026 01 31 total 3pt5	2	$32	16	16	+0	Under	+$1	01-31 17:39
lal bet val 2026 02 01 bet	2	$31	22	22	+0	Yes	+$12	02-01 17:15
ucl int ars1 2026 01 20 total 4pt5	2	$27	15	15	+0	Under	+$4	01-20 22:00
bitcoin up or down february 20 1pm et	6	$24	25	12	+13	Up	+$0	02-20 19:28
bitcoin up or down february 20 5pm et	7	$24	36	36	+0	Up	+$4	02-20 22:31
bitcoin up or down february 20 3am et	6	$23	25	13	+13	Up	+$2	02-20 09:06
will the price of bitcoin be between 90000 92000 on january 23	2	$23	18	18	+0	Yes	+$13	01-23 17:10
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-02-28 12:00 UTC	6	$21	36	36	+0	Up	+$8	02-28 12:03
bitcoin up or down february 20 4am et	6	$21	22	22	+0	Up	+$1	02-20 09:06
bitcoin up or down february 27 2pm et	6	$20	17	17	+0	Up	+$0	02-27 19:50
bun hof b04 2026 01 17 total 2pt5	2	$19	11	11	+0	Under	+$3	01-17 16:50
bitcoin up or down february 18 8am et	4	$18	40	0	+40	Down	+$2	02-18 13:05
sea com ata 2026 02 01 com	2	$17	20	20	+0	No	-$6	02-01 15:41
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-02-28 10:45 UTC	4	$17	30	29	+0	Down	+$9	02-28 10:49
will the price of bitcoin be between 90000 92000 on january 28	6	$17	39	39	+0	No	-$11	01-28 16:43
euroleague efes kaunas 2026 02 06	4	$17	26	26	+0	Anadolu Efes	-$2	02-06 18:53

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
09-24 08:20:47	ASVEL Lyon-Villeurbanne vs. Maccabi Tel Aviv	Maccabi Tel Aviv	BUY	16	64¢	$10	0x06db37…
09-18 22:18:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Down	SELL	10	2¢	$0	0xfa7565…
09-18 22:13:13	Solana Up or Down - September 18, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	SELL	10	6¢	$1	0x5119c8…
09-18 22:08:52	Solana Up or Down - September 18, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	SELL	4	3¢	$0	0xe2a8cc…
09-18 22:03:30	Ethereum Up or Down - September 18, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	Down	SELL	4	5¢	$0	0xb8e8b3…
09-18 22:02:55	Ethereum Up or Down - September 18, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	Up	SELL	10	80¢	$8	0x0d0132…
09-18 22:01:07	Ethereum Up or Down - September 18, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	Down	BUY	4	24¢	$1	0xae5302…
09-18 21:54:57	Ethereum Up or Down - September 18, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	Up	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0x2af0a3…
09-18 21:54:30	Ethereum Up or Down - September 18, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xa35a66…
09-18 21:48:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0x8a987d…
09-18 21:48:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	8	13¢	$1	0xf404e9…
09-18 21:47:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	SELL	10	14¢	$1	0xcfa442…
09-18 21:32:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xa1067d…
09-18 21:32:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0x8de70e…
09-18 21:32:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:35PM-5:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xf3fd36…
09-18 21:20:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Down	BUY	25	20¢	$5	0x1ccae7…
09-18 21:15:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x6e4788…
09-18 21:10:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xec55bb…
09-18 21:09:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Down	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xa45f24…
09-18 21:06:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:00PM-5:15PM ET	Down	SELL	10	22¢	$2	0x1c56f5…
09-18 20:58:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 18, 5:00PM-5:15PM ET	Down	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xd0b5ab…
09-12 18:08:37	Will Athletic Club win on 2026-09-12?	Yes	SELL	6	32¢	$2	0x08032f…
09-12 17:52:48	Will SS Lazio vs. AC Milan end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0x85c321…
09-12 17:52:12	Will Everton FC win on 2026-09-12?	Yes	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0xa0e194…
09-12 17:51:34	Will Athletic Club win on 2026-09-12?	Yes	BUY	6	25¢	$1	0x6728b4…
09-11 11:54:22	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Up	BUY	6	16¢	$1	0xf19e85…
09-11 11:54:03	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x3dad00…
09-11 11:52:39	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	SELL	12	20¢	$2	0xdf7510…
09-11 11:51:04	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	6	16¢	$1	0x463d86…
09-11 11:50:06	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	3	30¢	$1	0x346ead…
09-11 11:49:36	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0xec17c0…
09-11 11:49:09	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	SELL	4	64¢	$2	0x699edd…
09-11 11:48:09	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xeccc0c…
09-11 11:47:40	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0xfa64a1…
09-11 11:33:12	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Up	SELL	7	49¢	$4	0x5af5f0…
09-11 11:31:58	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	3	38¢	$1	0xfe85b7…
09-11 11:31:22	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x03b088…
09-11 11:30:58	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0xd88ec4…
09-11 11:30:18	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	SELL	4	62¢	$3	0x7783cd…
09-11 11:25:18	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x323be0…
09-11 11:24:21	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:30AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x83c27b…
09-11 11:23:54	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	62¢	$1	0x2db4e1…
09-11 11:22:30	Ethereum Up or Down - September 11, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x56cb3c…
09-11 11:20:36	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	73¢	$1	0xcd1515…
09-11 11:18:54	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xf9e6a1…
09-11 11:15:51	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	SELL	8	65¢	$5	0x9b67d5…
09-11 11:15:27	Solana Up or Down - September 11, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	8	26¢	$2	0x3db2b0…
08-31 15:45:39	bitcoin up or down august 31 2026 11am et	Down	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0x243813…
08-31 15:14:06	bitcoin up or down august 31 2026 11am et	Up	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0x9c854e…
08-31 15:14:00	bitcoin up or down august 31 2026 11am et	Up	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0x7aaa46…
08-27 18:28:00	Israel vs. Poland	Israel	BUY	32	15¢	$5	0xf950c4…
08-27 12:01:30	Will MH Maccabi Tel Aviv win on 2026-08-27?	Yes	BUY	13	40¢	$5	0x8c06fc…
08-21 12:24:42	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:25 UTC	Up	SELL	2	64¢	$1	0xe7e4e2…
08-21 12:24:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:25 UTC	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xe390e2…
08-21 12:19:31	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	100	1¢	$1	0x94e5b0…
08-21 12:17:04	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	25	8¢	$2	0x7a90d7…
08-21 12:17:00	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0x6eacd8…
08-21 12:16:18	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x9b9069…
08-21 12:15:40	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0x1ec6a4…
08-21 12:15:12	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:15 UTC	Up	BUY	3	31¢	$1	0xea0766…
08-21 12:13:34	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-21 12:10 UTC	Up	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0x485540…
07-09 20:26:22	fifwc fra mar 2026 07 09 goals kylian mbappe gte1	Yes	BUY	3	86¢	$3	0x28a1a8…
07-07 18:37:50	Will Switzerland vs. Colombia end in a draw?	Yes	SELL	22	31¢	$7	0xb6b50b…
07-07 18:36:43	Will Switzerland vs. Colombia end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	11	32¢	$4	0xfb9c20…
07-07 18:36:43	Will Switzerland vs. Colombia end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	11	32¢	$4	0xfae0f3…
07-07 17:22:23	fifwc arg egy 2026 07 07 team to advance	Argentina	BUY	24	25¢	$6	0xe122a8…
07-04 18:15:49	fifwc can mar 2026 07 04 team to advance	Canada	BUY	21	16¢	$3	0xf55d0d…
07-03 18:12:40	Will Australia vs. Egypt end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	8	24¢	$2	0x00478c…
07-01 17:24:25	Will England win on 2026-07-01?	Yes	BUY	7	28¢	$2	0xc188c0…
07-01 15:28:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-01 15:25 UTC	Up	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x8a1dbe…
07-01 15:25:16	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-01 15:25 UTC	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x45219f…
06-28 19:13:53	fifwc rsa can 2026 06 28 team to advance	South Africa	BUY	16	33¢	$5	0x741063…
06-27 20:58:25	Will Croatia win on 2026-06-27?	Yes	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x1603e3…
06-26 19:48:01	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 19:45 UTC	Up	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0x909986…
06-26 19:46:43	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 19:45 UTC	Down	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0x034f3f…
06-26 18:19:02	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 18:35 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x3b5531…
06-26 18:18:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 18:30 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xa57ed9…
06-26 18:18:46	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 18:25 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xe88194…
06-26 18:18:38	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 18:20 UTC	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xe0c39a…
06-26 17:14:22	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 17:20 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xdd55cc…
06-26 17:14:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 17:15 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xf34809…
06-26 17:04:56	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 17:05 UTC	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x52d71a…
06-26 17:04:38	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 17:05 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x29dde9…
06-26 09:31:41	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 09:30 UTC	Down	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0x2c72e4…
06-26 09:27:44	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-26 09:25 UTC	Up	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0x533de6…
06-25 21:38:41	Will Germany win on 2026-06-25?	Yes	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0xc218d0…
06-17 18:31:59	Will Portugal win on 2026-06-17?	Yes	BUY	9	49¢	$5	0x58b4be…
06-15 16:43:12	Exact Score: Spain 3 - 1 Cabo Verde?	Yes	BUY	83	6¢	$5	0x0b1a7c…
06-15 16:41:42	Exact Score: Spain 2 - 0 Cabo Verde?	Yes	BUY	22	23¢	$5	0xf8557e…
06-14 04:45:07	Will Türkiye win on 2026-06-14?	Yes	BUY	24	22¢	$5	0x56aca4…
05-16 19:33:33	Will Israel win Eurovision 2026?	Yes	BUY	24	8¢	$2	0xe22ceb…
05-09 15:27:58	Will Manchester United FC win on 2026-05-09?	Yes	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0xd2427d…
05-08 20:02:05	Panathinaikos vs. Valencia	Panathinaikos	SELL	4	12¢	$0	0x81d3ce…
05-08 19:54:09	Panathinaikos vs. Valencia	Panathinaikos	BUY	4	32¢	$1	0x3846cf…
05-08 15:09:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Down	SELL	3	66¢	$2	0x5f1d3c…
05-08 15:04:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Down	BUY	3	49¢	$1	0x406cfd…
05-08 14:52:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0xcf3d2f…
05-08 14:51:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Down	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0xda6f03…
05-08 14:41:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	69¢	$2	0x0bc8a4…
05-08 14:36:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	SELL	4	66¢	$2	0x36e955…