Sarcastic-Minimalism — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$21

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

606

lifetime

Volume

$428.8K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$708

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-14

last 07-23 01:57

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 6 days

Categories

Politics

78% 100% +$19

Other

21% 100% +$1

Crypto

0% — —

Sports

0% 100% +$1

Tech

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Activity

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24 active days in 12wk • peak 51 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (1) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Iran closes its airspace by May 24?	44	$78.8K	81,208	0	+81,208	open	—	05-25 17:37
us x iran permanent peace deal by june 15 2026 734 856 129	13	$64.1K	32,323	33,102	-779	open	—	06-18 00:04
will the text of the us iran agreement be released by june 17 20260615191216216	4	$15.9K	16,103	0	+16,103	open	—	06-17 19:32
israeli parliament dissolved by july 31	3	$14.6K	14,730	0	+14,730	open	—	07-17 02:34
Will Donald Trump publicly insult Joe Biden by April 30, 2026?	4	$13.5K	13,704	0	+13,704	open	—	04-16 02:57
Will Trump say "250" or "250th" during events in Rockland County?	25	$11.4K	8,567	8,567	+0	open	—	05-25 23:18
israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	5	$9.3K	9,370	0	+9,370	open	—	07-17 02:39
Larry Wheels divorce by June 30?	20	$9.1K	9,335	0	+9,335	open	—	07-02 18:01
will the us iran deal be physically signed by june 30 20260615222831705	4	$8.9K	8,972	0	+8,972	open	—	06-18 00:07
Will Trump say "Nuclear" during events with Xi Jinping?	1	$8.9K	9,100	0	+9,100	open	—	05-17 05:20
Will Donald Trump publicly insult someone on May 28, 2026?	3	$8.8K	4,426	4,426	+0	open	—	05-29 21:10
Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 24?	2	$8.6K	4,383	4,383	+0	open	—	05-29 08:21
will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 31 2026 20260708165455693 459	1	$7.8K	7,774	0	+7,774	open	—	07-23 01:02
Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	9	$7.6K	7,626	0	+7,626	open	—	07-13 10:11
Will Iran strike Bahrain by April 30, 2026?	6	$7.0K	7,278	0	+7,278	open	—	05-02 00:58
Will the Iran ceasefire continue through May 25?	2	$6.7K	7,011	0	+7,011	open	—	05-25 23:20
Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	6	$6.0K	6,064	0	+6,064	open	—	07-13 07:56
us x iran ceasefire extended by april 22 2026	22	$6.0K	16,071	11,926	+4,144	open	—	04-23 17:39
Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	7	$5.7K	5,771	0	+5,771	open	—	07-13 07:57
israeli parliament dissolved by july 16 20260713154904805	1	$5.4K	5,417	0	+5,417	open	—	07-17 02:25
US x Cuba diplomatic meeting by May 31?	3	$4.6K	0	4,589	-4,589	open	—	06-01 05:11
Will Trump say "Iran" during events with Xi Jinping?	3	$4.4K	4,503	0	+4,503	open	—	05-19 02:04
Will Donald Trump publicly insult someone on May 24, 2026?	5	$4.3K	4,352	0	+4,352	open	—	05-24 17:47
trump declassifies new ufo files by june 22	1	$4.3K	4,260	0	+4,260	open	—	06-12 11:47
Trump declassifies new UFO files by May 15?	3	$4.2K	4,695	0	+4,695	open	—	05-16 08:52
will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 23 2026	2	$4.1K	4,132	0	+4,132	open	—	07-23 01:57
Will Trump say "Pulitzer" in May?	1	$4.0K	4,044	0	+4,044	Yes	+$9	05-12 17:08
will donald trump publicly insult someone on june 21 2026	2	$3.9K	5,555	0	+5,555	open	—	06-24 08:56
will the text of the us iran agreement be released by june 19 20260615191216217	3	$3.7K	3,698	0	+3,698	open	—	06-17 19:35
will trump physically sign us x iran deal 20260615192526331	35	$3.6K	3,865	0	+3,865	open	—	06-17 22:31

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-23 01:57:48	will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 23 2026	Yes	BUY	600	98¢	$588	0x7e9c65…
07-23 01:03:04	will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 23 2026	Yes	BUY	3,532	100¢	$3,526	0x9645b3…
07-23 01:02:57	will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 25 2026	Yes	BUY	700	100¢	$698	0xc59ef6…
07-23 01:02:49	will the houthis successfully target shipping by july 31 2026 20260708165455693 459	Yes	BUY	7,774	100¢	$7,766	0xfdb038…
07-18 02:08:48	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	5	85¢	$4	0x145afd…
07-18 02:04:07	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	5	85¢	$4	0xfd2d7e…
07-18 01:33:36	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	5	90¢	$4	0xd394f7…
07-18 01:30:55	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	7	92¢	$7	0x831e23…
07-18 01:28:25	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	148	95¢	$140	0xd0c9f4…
07-18 01:26:55	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xcb193e…
07-18 01:24:48	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	217	94¢	$205	0x76b78f…
07-18 01:22:52	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	186	89¢	$165	0xd58a7c…
07-18 01:19:37	iran military action against a gulf state on july 13 20260708212322938	No	BUY	327	86¢	$280	0x424772…
07-17 04:04:18	will trump accuse iran of election interference by july 16 20260714013930796	No	SELL	119	100¢	$119	0xfb143a…
07-17 04:03:33	will trump accuse iran of election interference by july 16 20260714013930796	No	SELL	14	100¢	$14	0x411747…
07-17 03:01:48	will trump say biden 5 times during speech to the nation 20260713200621422	Yes	SELL	2,907	1¢	$29	0xd66d0c…
07-17 02:55:39	will trump accuse iran of election interference by july 16 20260714013930796	Yes	BUY	408	8¢	$32	0x78a915…
07-17 02:47:46	will trump accuse iran of election interference by july 16 20260714013930796	No	BUY	541	99¢	$536	0xa16934…
07-17 02:47:27	will trump accuse mexico of election interference by july 16 20260714013930800	No	BUY	212	100¢	$212	0xe66470…
07-17 02:47:16	will trump accuse north korea of election interference by july 16 20260714013930795	No	BUY	115	99¢	$114	0x1e39bc…
07-17 02:47:07	will trump accuse canada of election interference by july 16 20260714013930801	No	BUY	100	100¢	$100	0x503ef9…
07-17 02:39:06	israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	Yes	BUY	43	99¢	$43	0x955cc4…
07-17 02:38:52	israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	Yes	BUY	8,701	99¢	$8,631	0x44221b…
07-17 02:34:13	israeli parliament dissolved by july 31	Yes	BUY	7,992	100¢	$7,952	0x062686…
07-17 02:31:45	israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	Yes	BUY	334	99¢	$331	0xe7dd66…
07-17 02:25:55	israeli parliament dissolved by july 16 20260713154904805	Yes	BUY	5,417	99¢	$5,363	0x1385ce…
07-17 02:23:37	israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	Yes	BUY	1	99¢	$1	0x51bdbb…
07-17 02:23:31	israeli parliament dissolved by july 17 20260713154943505	Yes	BUY	291	99¢	$288	0x8e927b…
07-17 02:21:16	israeli parliament dissolved by july 31	Yes	BUY	5,055	99¢	$5,004	0x551da1…
07-17 02:19:09	israeli parliament dissolved by july 31	Yes	BUY	1,683	99¢	$1,662	0xcf8f33…
07-17 01:42:49	will trump accuse ukraine of election interference by july 16 20260714025056605	No	BUY	614	99¢	$609	0x95559f…
07-17 01:42:43	will trump accuse germany of election interference by july 16 20260714013930799	No	BUY	205	100¢	$205	0x1f1f17…
07-17 01:42:34	will trump accuse canada of election interference by july 16 20260714013930801	No	BUY	116	99¢	$115	0x1bb334…
07-17 01:41:18	will trump accuse venezuela of election interference by july 16	No	BUY	1,506	99¢	$1,491	0x332710…
07-17 01:35:29	will trump say crooked during speech to the nation 20260713200621438	No	BUY	50	100¢	$50	0x722ddb…
07-17 01:35:02	will trump say iraq during speech to the nation 20260713200621436	No	BUY	185	100¢	$185	0x4bc391…
07-17 01:33:33	will trump say world cup during speech to the nation 20260713200621432	No	BUY	165	100¢	$165	0x0a9e35…
07-17 01:33:09	will trump say annihilated or annihilating during speech to the nation 20260713200621431	No	BUY	165	100¢	$165	0x021647…
07-17 01:30:42	will trump say ai or artificial intelligence during speech to the nation 20260713200621423	No	BUY	20	100¢	$20	0x9d701e…
07-17 01:30:24	will trump say ai or artificial intelligence during speech to the nation 20260713200621423	No	BUY	165	100¢	$165	0x9d6a29…
07-17 01:22:07	will trump say fraud or fraudulent during speech to the nation 20260714024751793	Yes	BUY	75	100¢	$75	0x697a2c…
07-17 00:31:43	will trump say biden 5 times during speech to the nation 20260713200621422	Yes	BUY	1,329	41¢	$548	0x992153…
07-17 00:15:01	will trump say biden 5 times during speech to the nation 20260713200621422	Yes	BUY	873	40¢	$351	0xb3dc81…
07-16 18:21:10	will trump say maduro during speech to the nation 20260713200621437	Yes	BUY	15	67¢	$10	0xae7b34…
07-16 17:51:22	will trump say maduro during speech to the nation 20260713200621437	Yes	BUY	400	67¢	$268	0xc043bb…
07-16 17:36:35	will trump say maduro during speech to the nation 20260713200621437	Yes	BUY	1,361	65¢	$885	0xdfc70b…
07-16 17:30:44	will trump say venezuela during speech to the nation 20260713200621424	Yes	BUY	30	82¢	$25	0xa95c6c…
07-16 17:29:59	will trump say venezuela during speech to the nation 20260713200621424	Yes	BUY	99	85¢	$84	0xf0cc9d…
07-16 17:29:56	will trump say venezuela during speech to the nation 20260713200621424	Yes	BUY	484	83¢	$403	0xc12ad6…
07-16 17:27:05	will trump say biden 5 times during speech to the nation 20260713200621422	Yes	BUY	878	47¢	$413	0xe8cf54…
07-16 17:15:47	will trumps remarks not air 20260713200621440	No	BUY	2,051	100¢	$2,047	0xd7fd06…
07-16 17:15:05	will trump accuse china of election interference by july 16 20260714013930794	Yes	BUY	9	59¢	$5	0x2a6ccf…
07-13 10:11:49	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	2,226	100¢	$2,222	0xc6645c…
07-13 10:10:19	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1,618	100¢	$1,612	0x83e4d8…
07-13 10:10:08	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0x90d449…
07-13 10:07:11	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	200	100¢	$199	0x6639d2…
07-13 10:07:01	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	375	99¢	$373	0xff3e5b…
07-13 10:06:37	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	200	100¢	$199	0xba036a…
07-13 10:06:31	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	606	100¢	$603	0xfdd3c1…
07-13 10:06:02	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1,499	100¢	$1,492	0xd25fc6…
07-13 08:12:11	Will Sabrina Carpenter attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	901	97¢	$873	0x4fc5cc…
07-13 07:57:20	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	2,250	100¢	$2,241	0x7b872d…
07-13 07:56:10	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	755	99¢	$750	0x8c95a3…
07-13 07:55:56	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	745	99¢	$741	0x59138d…
07-13 07:55:14	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1,200	99¢	$1,190	0xefac12…
07-13 07:54:14	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	678	99¢	$672	0x27dfad…
07-13 07:51:56	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	170	99¢	$169	0x945ed9…
07-13 07:51:38	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	930	99¢	$921	0x1da0b6…
07-13 07:47:56	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	3,435	99¢	$3,390	0x512f36…
07-13 06:59:17	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1,354	99¢	$1,334	0xad799d…
07-13 06:59:13	Will Gracie Abrams attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1,014	99¢	$1,005	0xf0dc08…
07-13 06:49:58	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0x431d21…
07-13 06:49:52	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0xf386c8…
07-13 06:49:38	Will Jack Antonoff attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	50	98¢	$49	0x7853ad…
07-13 06:49:34	Will Selena Gomez attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	265	98¢	$259	0xa0c909…
07-13 06:47:08	Will Gracie Abrams attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	706	99¢	$699	0x10c6b9…
07-13 06:11:47	Will Gracie Abrams attend Taylor Swift's wedding?	Yes	BUY	23	96¢	$22	0xb9a9c4…
07-13 06:08:32	will anyone say summer 5 times during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838974	No	BUY	489	100¢	$487	0x4d3098…
07-13 06:07:40	will anyone say rick 20 times during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838972	Yes	BUY	312	100¢	$311	0x86996b…
07-13 06:01:26	will anyone say drug during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838979	No	BUY	488	100¢	$487	0xcadafb…
07-13 06:01:19	will anyone say multiverse during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838980	No	BUY	589	100¢	$588	0x8ae297…
07-13 06:01:14	will anyone say simulation during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838981	No	BUY	344	100¢	$343	0x8b7116…
07-13 06:01:10	will anyone say receipt during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838982	No	BUY	501	100¢	$500	0xc95658…
07-13 06:01:05	will anyone say trauma during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838983	No	BUY	349	100¢	$349	0xd79e86…
07-13 06:01:01	will anyone say possible or impossible during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838984	No	BUY	376	100¢	$375	0xba1349…
07-13 06:00:56	will anyone say password during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838986	No	BUY	1,470	100¢	$1,469	0xa355e1…
07-13 06:00:52	will anyone say six seven during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838987	No	BUY	251	100¢	$251	0x605673…
07-13 06:00:16	will anyone say free during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838988	No	BUY	1,547	100¢	$1,546	0x623ca9…
07-13 06:00:08	will anyone say clone during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838989	No	BUY	378	100¢	$377	0xd1f9ca…
07-13 05:54:49	will anyone say god during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838985	Yes	BUY	1,105	100¢	$1,104	0xa5b7b4…
07-13 05:44:58	will anyone say alien during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838978	Yes	BUY	179	100¢	$179	0x3e67dd…
07-13 05:44:53	will anyone say space during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838977	Yes	BUY	239	100¢	$238	0x2bfd0c…
07-13 05:44:49	will anyone say car during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838976	Yes	BUY	219	100¢	$219	0xa80f63…
07-13 05:44:44	will anyone say chart during rick and morty e8 s9 20260707143838975	Yes	BUY	109	100¢	$109	0x471422…
07-04 20:45:56	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	SELL	1,134	0¢	$1	0x37956a…
07-04 19:41:22	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	SELL	4	0¢	$0	0x8948df…
07-04 19:37:29	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	SELL	5	0¢	$0	0x896bb2…
07-04 19:36:28	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	SELL	18	0¢	$0	0x199925…
07-04 19:36:20	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	SELL	376	0¢	$0	0x67ad2c…
07-03 18:31:05	us x iran diplomatic meeting by july 3 2026 20260622191708359	Yes	BUY	1,000	20¢	$199	0x1f4639…