Hilarious-Bifocals — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$9.93K

Unrealized P&L

-$3

Hit rate

36.4%

Resolved

9,274

Trades

175,183

lifetime

Volume

$553.0K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

2 positions

First seen

2026-01-13

last 10-28 01:56

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 140 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 42% -$9,935

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

59 active days in 12wk • peak 6812 trades/day

Open positions (2) Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Down	—	+9	$6	99¢	$9	+$2	10-28 02:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Up	—	+10	$5	1¢	$0	-$5	10-28 02:37

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 17:45 UTC	400	$1.8K	1,644	1,601	+43	Up	-$22	03-16 17:58
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 18:15 UTC	370	$1.5K	1,447	1,378	+69	Up	-$36	03-16 18:29
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 17:15 UTC	318	$1.3K	1,293	1,227	+66	Down	-$16	03-16 17:28
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-12 16:45 UTC	479	$1.3K	1,200	1,205	-5	Up	-$26	03-12 16:59
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 13:45 UTC	274	$1.2K	1,066	988	+78	Up	-$54	03-16 13:59
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 18:00 UTC	207	$1.2K	2,308	0	+2,308	Down	-$31	04-24 18:13
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 14:00 UTC	266	$1.2K	1,036	958	+78	Up	+$8	03-16 14:07
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 13:30 UTC	161	$1.1K	2,148	0	+2,148	Down	-$10	04-23 13:43
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 14:30 UTC	200	$1.1K	2,299	0	+2,299	Up	-$76	04-23 14:43
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-09 17:00 UTC	338	$1.1K	1,078	1,140	-62	Up	-$20	03-09 17:13
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 14:15 UTC	261	$1.1K	1,028	966	+62	Down	-$12	03-16 14:25
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-05 18:45 UTC	326	$1.1K	2,036	0	+2,036	Up	-$32	03-05 18:59
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-12 18:00 UTC	401	$1.0K	1,020	1,056	-36	Down	-$32	03-12 18:15
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 19:15 UTC	264	$1.0K	1,008	965	+42	Down	+$7	03-16 19:26
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 16:15 UTC	187	$1.0K	2,033	0	+2,033	Down	-$11	04-24 16:28
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 12:30 UTC	249	$1.0K	937	901	+36	Down	-$32	03-16 12:42
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-12 17:30 UTC	311	$982	780	808	-28	Up	-$15	03-12 17:44
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 15:45 UTC	240	$975	940	857	+83	Down	-$23	03-16 15:53
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-16 05:15 UTC	322	$962	910	875	+35	Up	-$6	03-16 05:29
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-24 03:00 UTC	372	$950	874	1,009	-135	Up	+$37	03-24 03:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-05 10:40 UTC	234	$947	956	968	-12	Up	-$23	03-05 10:44
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-06 08:30 UTC	234	$890	1,435	296	+1,139	Down	-$111	03-06 08:43
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-12 17:45 UTC	325	$878	823	817	+6	Down	-$9	03-12 17:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	133	$872	1,701	0	+1,701	Up	-$26	04-25 08:28
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-05 19:15 UTC	256	$868	1,714	0	+1,714	Down	-$45	03-05 19:25
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 12:00 UTC	146	$865	1,777	0	+1,777	Up	-$12	04-23 12:14
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 12:15 UTC	130	$859	1,638	0	+1,638	Up	-$44	04-23 12:29
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-05 18:15 UTC	261	$852	1,718	0	+1,718	Down	-$27	03-05 18:25
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-23 14:00 UTC	346	$833	806	861	-54	Up	-$35	03-23 14:13
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-05 17:45 UTC	262	$829	1,744	0	+1,744	Down	-$1	03-05 17:58

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-28 02:42:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0xa043d9…
10-28 02:37:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	52¢	$3	0x09661b…
10-28 02:33:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xa5d45e…
10-28 02:31:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:30PM-10:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	48¢	$2	0xc1d6ad…
10-28 02:26:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x982843…
10-28 02:24:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0x19e788…
10-28 02:24:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0xd4a2eb…
10-28 02:22:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	46¢	$2	0x5b745c…
10-28 02:18:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	19¢	$1	0x0dad74…
10-28 02:18:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x02eaad…
10-28 02:17:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x078926…
10-28 02:17:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0x52e7a8…
10-28 02:10:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	69¢	$3	0x121a97…
10-28 02:09:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0x32e2b8…
10-28 02:08:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	83¢	$4	0x99ff8f…
10-28 02:08:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	84¢	$4	0x0dc088…
10-28 02:05:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	18¢	$1	0xca5978…
10-28 02:05:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0xe9f813…
10-28 02:03:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0xcfbf8b…
10-28 02:01:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0xc4eed8…
10-28 02:01:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0x74cff2…
10-28 02:00:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 10:00PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xb1f941…
10-28 01:56:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0x498d27…
10-28 01:55:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xd0a38f…
10-28 01:55:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0x6fc831…
10-28 01:55:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0xd20782…
10-28 01:54:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x51c9c6…
10-28 01:54:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x389419…
10-28 01:54:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	71¢	$4	0x4f4dc1…
10-28 01:53:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0xf9cc98…
10-28 01:53:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0x8d5b5e…
10-28 01:53:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	61¢	$3	0x0238d9…
10-28 01:53:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x8fa3ee…
10-28 01:53:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	42¢	$2	0x252679…
10-28 01:50:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0x9acc01…
10-28 01:49:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x23d8da…
10-28 01:49:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xa4881c…
10-28 01:47:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0x3902d9…
10-28 01:46:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x650efb…
10-28 01:46:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:45PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0xf2f4bf…
10-28 01:40:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x4fc85c…
10-28 01:40:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x32f994…
10-28 01:40:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0xb8845d…
10-28 01:39:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x3cb9d3…
10-28 01:39:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	3¢	$0	0x54cdd6…
10-28 01:38:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x3c69cd…
10-28 01:38:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	3	3¢	$0	0x6aba1f…
10-28 01:38:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	3¢	$0	0x5543ba…
10-28 01:38:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xad5724…
10-28 01:38:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x66ff61…
10-28 01:38:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x54c027…
10-28 01:38:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	5¢	$0	0xdb210e…
10-28 01:38:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	3	5¢	$0	0x9ceeb0…
10-28 01:38:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0x237f17…
10-28 01:38:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	4	95¢	$3	0x11f68e…
10-28 01:37:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0x07a487…
10-28 01:37:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	6¢	$0	0x50261b…
10-28 01:37:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0x10bdd7…
10-28 01:37:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0xa7ad1c…
10-28 01:37:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0x4940a6…
10-28 01:37:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0xbbb89c…
10-28 01:37:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0xa5b6ec…
10-28 01:36:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0xd2224f…
10-28 01:33:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	71¢	$2	0x6b3ee9…
10-28 01:33:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0x6823ee…
10-28 01:33:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	74¢	$4	0xcc19fc…
10-28 01:32:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x254bc4…
10-28 01:32:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0x0c2e2c…
10-28 01:32:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	59¢	$3	0x43f46b…
10-28 01:30:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	49¢	$2	0x045a0f…
10-28 01:30:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	1	49¢	$0	0xe6851f…
10-28 01:30:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0x682f56…
10-28 01:30:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	68¢	$3	0x0682cb…
10-28 01:23:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x661ca1…
10-28 01:23:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x5e3098…
10-28 01:22:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xce5a68…
10-28 01:22:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xc3bd17…
10-28 01:22:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	5¢	$0	0xcaa3e9…
10-28 01:22:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x99644e…
10-28 01:22:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	7¢	$0	0x36c299…
10-28 01:22:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	8¢	$0	0x1e0da3…
10-28 01:21:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0xefd133…
10-28 01:21:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	0	93¢	$0	0x4510df…
10-28 01:21:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xe95694…
10-28 01:21:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	89¢	$4	0xfb5a30…
10-28 01:21:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	11¢	$1	0x496a50…
10-28 01:20:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	89¢	$4	0xac409e…
10-28 01:20:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	81¢	$4	0x1021da…
10-28 01:19:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0xff10bd…
10-28 01:19:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x2264ed…
10-28 01:18:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0x091ed3…
10-28 01:18:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	24¢	$1	0xd4d135…
10-28 01:17:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0x29d482…
10-28 01:17:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x06d8d4…
10-28 01:16:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0x7eee0c…
10-28 01:16:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	30¢	$2	0x3db3db…
10-28 01:15:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	78¢	$4	0x791813…
10-28 01:15:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:15PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	77¢	$4	0x8f86e6…
10-28 01:10:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	3	8¢	$0	0xa10cdc…
10-28 01:10:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 27, 9:00PM-9:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	8¢	$0	0x39270f…