Sarcastic-Brand — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$100

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

69.6%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$16.7K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$355

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-04

last 07-17 03:03

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 18 days

Categories

Other

59% 55% +$17

Sports

31% 50% -$114

Politics

10% 0% -$2

Crypto

0% 50% -$2

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-07-17).

Open positions Resolved markets (22) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	5	$3.5K	1,775	1,775	+0	No	+$4	03-28 17:05
will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	5	$3.4K	1,719	1,719	+0	No	+$2	03-28 19:38
will any country expel a us ambassador by march 31	3	$1.8K	891	891	+0	No	-$3	03-28 18:25
will gas hit low 3pt05 by march 31	3	$1.6K	828	828	+0	No	+$2	03-28 15:27
Will the US officially declare war on Iran by April 30, 2026?	3	$1.6K	799	799	+0	No	-$2	03-28 17:37
Will Cyprus be the Jury Winner in the Eurovision 2026 Grand Final?	2	$1.5K	772	772	+0	No	+$2	03-28 21:10
howard lutnick out as secretary of commerce by march 31	2	$1.5K	765	765	+0	No	+$0	03-28 20:39
Will the Golden State Warriors win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	2	$1.5K	753	753	+0	No	+$1	03-28 16:32
nba hou nop 2026 03 29 total 224pt5	2	$105	218	0	+218	Over	-$105	03-29 11:09
Will SpaceX's market cap be between $500B and $600B at market close on IPO day?	2	$18	9	9	+0	No	$0	05-18 03:09
Will A Just Russia – For Truth (SRZP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	2	$16	8	8	+0	No	$0	07-17 03:03
Will Civic Platform (GP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	4	$14	7	7	+0	No	$0	07-01 00:53
Will Maryam Rajavi be head of state in Iran end of 2026?	2	$14	7	7	+0	open	—	06-15 21:39
nhl min ott 2026 04 04 total 5pt5	1	$13	24	0	+24	Under	-$13	04-04 01:03
elc wat cha 2026 04 06 btts	1	$12	25	0	+25	Yes	+$12	04-05 00:00
ethereum up or down march 5 12pm et	1	$11	22	0	+22	Down	-$11	03-05 12:41
den vbk ran 2026 04 06 total 2pt5	1	$11	23	0	+23	Under	+$12	04-05 23:06
bitcoin up or down march 4 11am et	1	$10	19	0	+19	Down	+$10	03-04 07:32
elc cov der 2026 04 03 btts	1	$8	17	0	+17	Yes	-$8	04-01 22:00
col1 isf llf 2026 04 01 btts	1	$7	13	0	+13	No	-$7	04-01 06:15
fif nld ecu 2026 03 31 btts	1	$5	10	0	+10	Yes	+$5	03-31 01:38
nhl buf wsh 2026 04 04	1	$5	9	0	+9	Capitals	-$5	04-03 01:01
nhl edm sj 2026 04 08	1	$4	7	0	+7	Oilers	+$3	04-07 06:00

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
07-17 03:03:07	Will A Just Russia – For Truth (SRZP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	SELL	8	100¢	$8	0x2f7878…
07-17 02:32:36	Will A Just Russia – For Truth (SRZP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	BUY	8	100¢	$8	0x733cea…
07-01 00:53:37	Will Civic Platform (GP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x2b5a56…
07-01 00:31:37	Will Civic Platform (GP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd4f5e8…
06-15 21:39:34	Will Maryam Rajavi be head of state in Iran end of 2026?	No	SELL	7	100¢	$7	0x319f5a…
06-15 21:32:31	Will Maryam Rajavi be head of state in Iran end of 2026?	No	BUY	7	100¢	$7	0x7be91b…
05-30 23:59:33	Will Civic Platform (GP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	SELL	2	100¢	$2	0xb22693…
05-30 23:32:49	Will Civic Platform (GP) gain the most seats in the next Russian parliamentary election?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x6df1bb…
05-18 03:09:19	Will SpaceX's market cap be between $500B and $600B at market close on IPO day?	No	SELL	9	100¢	$9	0xdd07ff…
05-15 02:31:54	Will SpaceX's market cap be between $500B and $600B at market close on IPO day?	No	BUY	9	100¢	$9	0xadf9a8…
04-07 06:00:41	nhl edm sj 2026 04 08	Oilers	BUY	7	53¢	$4	0x0c8b91…
04-05 23:06:35	den vbk ran 2026 04 06 total 2pt5	Under	BUY	23	48¢	$11	0xc88217…
04-05 00:00:27	elc wat cha 2026 04 06 btts	Yes	BUY	25	50¢	$12	0x4e95b9…
04-04 01:03:17	nhl min ott 2026 04 04 total 5pt5	Over	BUY	24	54¢	$13	0x6601fd…
04-03 01:01:05	nhl buf wsh 2026 04 04	Sabres	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0xcfb5e9…
04-01 22:00:57	elc cov der 2026 04 03 btts	No	BUY	17	46¢	$8	0xdf7aa8…
04-01 06:15:49	col1 isf llf 2026 04 01 btts	Yes	BUY	13	50¢	$7	0xaae777…
03-31 01:38:23	fif nld ecu 2026 03 31 btts	Yes	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x1d8872…
03-29 11:09:22	nba hou nop 2026 03 29 total 224pt5	Under	BUY	194	48¢	$93	0xf9f56e…
03-29 11:09:20	nba hou nop 2026 03 29 total 224pt5	Under	BUY	24	48¢	$12	0x5366a9…
03-28 21:10:24	Will Cyprus be the Jury Winner in the Eurovision 2026 Grand Final?	No	SELL	772	99¢	$767	0x82fbcd…
03-28 21:05:54	Will Cyprus be the Jury Winner in the Eurovision 2026 Grand Final?	No	BUY	772	99¢	$765	0xb03dd5…
03-28 20:39:02	howard lutnick out as secretary of commerce by march 31	No	SELL	765	99¢	$760	0x3a652e…
03-28 20:34:04	howard lutnick out as secretary of commerce by march 31	No	BUY	765	99¢	$760	0x2697ce…
03-28 19:38:34	will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	No	SELL	826	98¢	$811	0xc614af…
03-28 19:35:48	will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	No	BUY	826	98¢	$812	0xb59ee0…
03-28 18:57:08	will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	No	SELL	49	98¢	$48	0xe3bd87…
03-28 18:57:08	will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	No	SELL	844	98¢	$830	0x9da0b7…
03-28 18:52:04	will a dozen eggs cost 2pt00 in march	No	BUY	893	98¢	$876	0x13a509…
03-28 18:25:17	will any country expel a us ambassador by march 31	No	SELL	825	99¢	$816	0xc7f0fa…
03-28 18:25:15	will any country expel a us ambassador by march 31	No	SELL	66	99¢	$65	0xe977b6…
03-28 18:20:45	will any country expel a us ambassador by march 31	No	BUY	891	99¢	$884	0xc21659…
03-28 17:37:55	Will the US officially declare war on Iran by April 30, 2026?	No	SELL	45	99¢	$44	0xadb8b1…
03-28 17:37:53	Will the US officially declare war on Iran by April 30, 2026?	No	SELL	754	99¢	$745	0x816fd6…
03-28 17:35:27	Will the US officially declare war on Iran by April 30, 2026?	No	BUY	799	99¢	$790	0xa4e0ab…
03-28 17:05:55	Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	No	SELL	884	100¢	$880	0x9fd4c4…
03-28 17:00:03	Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	No	BUY	884	99¢	$879	0x25f139…
03-28 16:32:27	Will the Golden State Warriors win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	No	SELL	753	99¢	$743	0xdf7c90…
03-28 16:29:03	Will the Golden State Warriors win the NBA Western Conference Finals?	No	BUY	753	99¢	$742	0x99ebb1…
03-28 16:00:23	Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	No	SELL	14	100¢	$14	0x5c8a43…
03-28 16:00:21	Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	No	SELL	877	100¢	$874	0x6cb854…
03-28 15:55:29	Will Chelsea finish in 2nd place in the 2025-26 English Premier League?	No	BUY	891	99¢	$885	0x494a6d…
03-28 15:27:05	will gas hit low 3pt05 by march 31	No	SELL	794	99¢	$787	0xd8cd47…
03-28 15:27:05	will gas hit low 3pt05 by march 31	No	SELL	33	99¢	$33	0x491a24…
03-28 15:24:05	will gas hit low 3pt05 by march 31	No	BUY	828	99¢	$819	0x833c42…
03-05 12:41:47	ethereum up or down march 5 12pm et	Up	BUY	22	50¢	$11	0x366db3…
03-04 07:32:41	bitcoin up or down march 4 11am et	Down	BUY	19	50¢	$10	0x730e93…