Sardonic-Townhouse — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$1

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

98.0%

Resolved

Trades

566

lifetime

Volume

$5.72K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$10

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-08

last 06-09 11:01

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 10 days

Categories

Crypto

96% 96% +$0

Other

4% 100% +$0

Sports

0% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

53 active days in 12wk • peak 27 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
bitcoin above 86k on january 26	1	$47	54	+54	open	—	01-26 02:38
bitcoin above 88k on january 8	2	$46	47	+47	open	—	01-08 14:24
Bitcoin above 74,600 on May 27, 12PM ET?	1	$20	21	+21	open	—	05-27 15:17
solana above 80 on march 31	1	$20	21	+21	open	—	03-31 15:10
solana above 80 on april 2	1	$20	21	+21	open	—	04-02 15:10
bitcoin above 67400 on march 30 2026 10am et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-30 13:54
bitcoin above 66600 on march 31 2026 10am et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-31 13:51
ethereum above 2125 on april 1 2026 2pm et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-01 17:48
bitcoin above 67400 on april 2 2026 11am et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-02 14:42
solana above 80 on april 6	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-06 15:00
xrp above 1pt5 on march 17	1	$20	21	+21	open	—	03-17 15:07
ethereum above 2025 on march 30 2026 11am et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-30 14:23
bitcoin above 72k on march 16	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-16 15:03
bitcoin above 78k on april 22	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-22 15:01
bitcoin above 66600 on march 30 2026 2pm et	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-30 17:16
ethereum above 2200 on april 6	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-06 15:00
ethereum above 2200 on april 8	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	04-08 15:41
ethereum above 2400 on march 17	1	$20	20	+20	open	—	03-17 15:02
ethereum above 2300 on march 16	1	$20	21	+21	open	—	03-16 15:47
bitcoin above 74800 on april 20 2026 10am et	1	$19	20	+20	open	—	04-20 13:47
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 29?	1	$19	20	+20	open	—	05-29 15:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	1	$15	16	+16	open	—	04-29 19:10
xrp updown 4h 1774468800	1	$15	16	+16	open	—	03-25 23:29
btc updown 4h 1773446400	1	$15	16	+16	open	—	03-14 03:36
eth updown 4h 1776787200	1	$15	16	+16	open	—	04-21 19:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:00PM-8:00PM ET	1	$15	16	+16	open	—	05-28 23:19
xrp updown 4h 1773518400	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	03-14 23:00
xrp updown 4h 1776801600	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	04-21 23:03
btc updown 4h 1773590400	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	03-15 19:59
sol updown 4h 1774497600	1	$15	15	+15	open	—	03-26 07:00

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-10 03:12:13	eth updown 15m 1781060400	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xaef816…
06-09 11:01:30	btc updown 4h 1780992000	Down	BUY	15	95¢	$14	0x481733…
06-09 11:01:28	sol updown 4h 1780992000	Down	BUY	16	90¢	$14	0xb163c2…
06-09 05:19:18	eth updown 5m 1780982100	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xd60b77…
06-07 22:58:16	btc updown 15m 1780872300	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x2163a4…
05-30 14:57:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 10:45AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xfc5114…
05-30 14:57:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 30, 10:45AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x6eb57e…
05-30 05:43:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 1:30AM-1:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x888ca8…
05-29 20:12:06	WTI Crude Oil (WTI) closes above $86 on May 29?	Yes	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x454bbd…
05-29 20:12:04	WTI Crude Oil (WTI) closes above $87 on May 29?	Yes	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xa7336f…
05-29 20:12:02	WTI Crude Oil (WTI) closes above $89 on May 29?	No	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xdd733e…
05-29 15:06:52	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 29?	No	BUY	20	96¢	$19	0x04b66b…
05-29 07:00:22	Ethereum Up or Down - May 29, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x841f6b…
05-29 07:00:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x6fe3c2…
05-29 03:30:45	Solana Up or Down - May 28, 8:00PM-12:00AM ET	Down	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0xf487ef…
05-29 01:55:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x4b7a9d…
05-28 23:19:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:00PM-8:00PM ET	Up	BUY	16	93¢	$15	0xe6c6b7…
05-28 18:54:23	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 2PM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x899a90…
05-28 16:28:49	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x11d23b…
05-28 16:28:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x624e79…
05-28 16:28:43	Solana Up or Down - May 28, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x442644…
05-28 13:50:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 28, 9AM ET	Down	BUY	10	93¢	$9	0xc11c49…
05-28 01:50:45	XRP Up or Down - May 27, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xb539ed…
05-28 01:50:43	Solana Up or Down - May 27, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xb75f43…
05-28 01:50:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 27, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	10	95¢	$10	0xdb5c37…
05-27 23:51:40	XRP Up or Down - May 27, 7PM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x619a4e…
05-27 22:50:32	Ethereum Up or Down - May 27, 6PM ET	Up	BUY	10	96¢	$10	0xfeecfa…
05-27 15:17:55	Bitcoin above 74,600 on May 27, 12PM ET?	Yes	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0xa31a50…
05-26 19:00:29	Ethereum Up or Down - May 26, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0xb07fdc…
05-26 19:00:28	Solana Up or Down - May 26, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0x8fb250…
05-26 19:00:24	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0xe607d9…
05-26 19:00:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0x78264a…
05-25 22:50:20	XRP Up or Down - May 25, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	6	99¢	$6	0xbc31dc…
05-25 22:50:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x9661e7…
05-25 20:56:16	Solana Up or Down - May 25, 4PM ET	Down	BUY	10	95¢	$10	0x86dadd…
05-14 00:50:22	XRP Up or Down - May 13, 8PM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xe1e6fc…
05-13 11:50:18	Ethereum Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	95¢	$14	0xbc293c…
05-13 11:50:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 7AM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xaf17db…
05-13 09:53:17	Solana Up or Down - May 13, 5AM ET	Up	BUY	10	95¢	$10	0x47ff40…
05-13 02:28:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x471df4…
05-13 02:28:28	Solana Up or Down - May 12, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x5e6b3c…
05-13 02:28:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 10:15PM-10:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xfa34b8…
05-12 15:51:17	Ethereum Up or Down - May 12, 11AM ET	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x24a1fc…
05-12 15:51:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 11AM ET	Down	BUY	10	96¢	$10	0xe86525…
05-12 05:52:03	Solana Up or Down - May 12, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xf13c02…
05-12 04:42:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x72127c…
05-11 11:40:23	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	12	95¢	$11	0xd9d42b…
05-11 09:51:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5AM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xb56187…
05-10 20:42:06	XRP Up or Down - May 10, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x537730…
05-10 11:49:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 10, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x46d5f2…
05-10 01:50:37	Solana Up or Down - May 9, 9PM ET	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xe7a657…
05-09 19:19:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xb734e0…
05-09 14:50:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x56d89f…
05-07 05:50:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	10	97¢	$10	0x8049b7…
05-07 05:50:56	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x510a77…
05-07 00:42:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x538982…
05-06 11:00:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x9c0edb…
05-05 23:57:06	XRP Up or Down - May 5, 7PM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x7635b3…
05-05 11:52:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 5, 4:00AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	15	96¢	$14	0x9b3ebb…
05-05 05:43:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 1:30AM-1:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xa9aa5a…
05-05 03:25:10	Will Ethereum reach $2,400 on May 4?	No	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x3d8a04…
05-04 20:46:54	WTI Crude Oil (WTI) closes above $106 on May 4?	No	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x1a872d…
05-04 09:52:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5AM ET	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x01de37…
05-04 04:52:14	XRP Up or Down - May 4, 12AM ET	Up	BUY	7	98¢	$7	0x654813…
05-04 03:52:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 3, 11PM ET	Up	BUY	10	97¢	$10	0xd25036…
04-30 07:50:22	Solana Up or Down - April 30, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x085aed…
04-29 19:10:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	16	93¢	$15	0x722ecf…
04-27 15:05:08	XRP Up or Down - April 27, 8:00AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	15	97¢	$15	0x15d85a…
04-27 15:00:20	Will the price of Ethereum be between $2,300 and $2,400 on April 27?	Yes	BUY	15	94¢	$14	0x0009bc…
04-27 06:28:52	Solana Up or Down - April 27, 2:15AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x3b8242…
04-27 06:28:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 2:15AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0x924978…
04-26 23:50:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 7PM ET	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x76dd7e…
04-26 23:50:26	XRP Up or Down - April 26, 7PM ET	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x3f3460…
04-26 23:50:22	Ethereum Up or Down - April 26, 7PM ET	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x5d086e…
04-26 20:55:02	XRP Up or Down - April 26, 4PM ET	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x4a1466…
04-26 15:41:22	Solana Up or Down on April 26?	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x0deac1…
04-22 15:01:22	btc updown 4h 1776859200	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x0d8d8e…
04-22 15:01:12	bitcoin above 78k on april 22	Yes	BUY	20	98¢	$20	0x1b5894…
04-22 15:01:10	will the price of bitcoin be between 80000 82000 on april 22	No	BUY	15	97¢	$15	0x5e005f…
04-22 15:01:08	will the price of bitcoin be between 78000 80000 on april 22	Yes	BUY	15	97¢	$15	0x398206…
04-22 15:01:06	will the price of bitcoin be between 76000 78000 on april 22	No	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0x8ae6ac…
04-22 10:58:48	ethereum up or down april 22 2026 6am et	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xba462f…
04-22 06:56:30	solana up or down april 22 2026 2am et	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xb9a8a5…
04-21 23:03:02	xrp updown 4h 1776801600	Up	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x49b820…
04-21 23:03:00	sol updown 4h 1776801600	Up	BUY	15	98¢	$15	0xdb147a…
04-21 23:02:58	btc updown 4h 1776801600	Up	BUY	15	99¢	$15	0x9263d3…
04-21 19:29:40	eth updown 4h 1776787200	Up	BUY	16	93¢	$15	0xb554c4…
04-21 11:50:42	xrp up or down april 21 2026 7am et	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x9febd9…
04-21 11:50:40	solana up or down april 21 2026 7am et	Down	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0x8a2828…
04-21 09:54:20	xrp up or down april 21 2026 5am et	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xbfd75a…
04-20 21:51:44	xrp up or down april 20 2026 5pm et	Down	BUY	10	93¢	$9	0x241d80…
04-20 19:50:42	solana up or down april 20 2026 3pm et	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0xe5e8f6…
04-20 13:47:14	bitcoin above 74800 on april 20 2026 10am et	Yes	BUY	20	97¢	$19	0x5cce09…
04-20 03:51:26	solana up or down april 19 2026 11pm et	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x7a5f81…
04-20 03:51:24	bitcoin up or down april 19 2026 11pm et	Up	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x870624…
04-20 02:51:40	bitcoin up or down april 19 2026 10pm et	Down	BUY	10	97¢	$10	0x38b7b6…
04-20 01:50:24	xrp up or down april 19 2026 9pm et	Up	BUY	10	95¢	$10	0x8c8371…
04-19 15:16:04	btc updown 4h 1776600000	Up	BUY	6	93¢	$6	0xc9539f…
04-19 14:50:38	solana up or down april 19 2026 10am et	Up	BUY	10	99¢	$10	0xe85e49…
04-19 06:53:14	ethereum up or down april 19 2026 2am et	Down	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x4e7711…