Irresponsible-Kettledrum — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$28

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

65.3%

Resolved

131

Trades

659

lifetime

Volume

$850

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-08

last 06-05 08:24

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 63% $-28

Sports

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Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

8 active days in 12wk • peak 364 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (26) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	18	$26	19	19	+0	Down	+$0	05-09 13:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	5	$24	21	12	+10	Up	$-6	05-09 00:14
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	16	$22	14	14	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 12:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	4	$21	13	13	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 00:10
Ethereum Up or Down - May 8, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	16	$18	14	14	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 01:04
Ethereum Up or Down - May 8, 9:45PM-9:50PM ET	12	$16	10	10	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 01:49
Ethereum Up or Down - May 8, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	12	$16	14	13	+2	Up	+$0	05-09 01:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	12	$15	26	10	+17	Up	$-1	05-09 20:29
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	7	$15	15	15	+0	Down	$-1	05-11 00:03
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	10	$14	10	10	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 16:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	10	$14	8	8	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 01:33
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	9	$14	11	11	+0	Down	+$2	05-09 15:42
Ethereum Up or Down - May 8, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	11	$14	11	11	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 01:53
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 4:30PM-4:45PM ET	12	$13	11	11	+0	Up	+$1	05-09 20:41
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	9	$12	7	7	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 12:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:30PM-9:45PM ET	8	$12	30	5	+25	Up	$-2	05-09 01:37
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	9	$12	8	8	+0	Down	$-0	05-09 14:23
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	10	$12	10	10	+0	Up	$-0	05-10 19:09
Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	7	$12	10	10	+0	open	—	06-02 00:37
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	8	$10	6	6	+0	Down	+$0	05-10 18:39
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	7	$10	6	6	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 13:57
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	8	$10	7	7	+0	Down	+$0	05-09 20:23
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	8	$10	11	6	+5	Up	$-0	05-10 19:14
Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	8	$10	10	10	+0	open	—	06-02 22:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	2	$9	7	7	+0	Down	$-1	05-09 00:17
Ethereum Up or Down - May 9, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	7	$9	6	6	+0	Up	+$1	05-09 16:49
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	8	$9	7	6	+0	Up	+$1	05-10 19:43
Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	8	$9	7	7	+0	open	—	06-03 01:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	2	$9	10	10	+0	open	—	06-02 00:27
Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	7	$8	6	6	+0	Down	+$0	05-10 18:43

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-05 08:24:45	btc updown 15m 1780647300	Down	SELL	1	80¢	$1	0x2752d6…
06-05 08:23:57	btc updown 15m 1780647300	Down	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x8cafbf…
06-05 08:18:03	btc updown 5m 1780647300	Down	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0x53d33b…
06-05 08:17:33	btc updown 5m 1780647300	Down	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0x2f10a7…
06-04 21:38:42	btc updown 5m 1780608900	Up	SELL	2	14¢	$0	0x8f2c54…
06-04 21:35:04	btc updown 5m 1780608900	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0x66f21e…
06-03 01:35:46	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	SELL	2	28¢	$1	0x1ec936…
06-03 01:34:45	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x4c5713…
06-03 01:34:08	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0xfb6fec…
06-03 01:33:56	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x26f105…
06-03 01:33:02	Golden Knights vs. Hurricanes	Hurricanes	SELL	2	37¢	$1	0x2e805e…
06-03 01:31:59	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	SELL	4	42¢	$1	0xc9548e…
06-03 01:27:41	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	SELL	3	94¢	$2	0xb14b78…
06-03 01:27:22	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0x9dbb23…
06-03 01:27:05	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x0c53e8…
06-03 01:26:19	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Down	SELL	3	44¢	$1	0x503056…
06-03 01:26:03	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Down	BUY	3	37¢	$1	0xedc258…
06-03 01:25:53	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	SELL	0	65¢	$0	0x29ab5f…
06-03 01:25:48	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	SELL	1	74¢	$1	0x0fbf7c…
06-03 01:25:34	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	Up	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x2f19b6…
06-03 01:21:32	Golden Knights vs. Hurricanes	Hurricanes	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x406c18…
06-03 00:23:10	Bitcoin Up or Down on June 3?	Down	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0x179a34…
06-03 00:20:59	Bitcoin Up or Down on June 3?	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x459e3f…
06-03 00:13:21	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	SELL	2	16¢	$0	0xb267fe…
06-03 00:12:18	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0xa2b78d…
06-03 00:11:48	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	SELL	0	58¢	$0	0x4cd26d…
06-03 00:10:48	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	SELL	2	62¢	$1	0x262cf0…
06-03 00:10:43	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x74b5f2…
06-03 00:06:38	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0x346af7…
06-03 00:04:18	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	SELL	1	88¢	$1	0xa5619a…
06-03 00:03:27	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	BUY	1	76¢	$1	0xc41655…
06-02 23:22:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 7:20PM-7:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0x74ff56…
06-02 22:36:17	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	SELL	4	59¢	$2	0xc6a9e7…
06-02 22:35:00	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x19a9d7…
06-02 22:35:00	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x0f8a90…
06-02 22:34:25	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	SELL	3	99¢	$3	0x6ed2be…
06-02 22:33:55	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	98¢	$1	0x98ad03…
06-02 22:33:50	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	97¢	$1	0xa26b93…
06-02 22:33:48	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	97¢	$1	0x6d1089…
06-02 22:33:23	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	SELL	6	5¢	$0	0x2867c6…
06-02 22:33:08	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	18¢	$1	0x388f22…
06-02 22:31:12	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	SELL	1	87¢	$1	0x541b98…
06-02 22:30:32	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Down	BUY	1	72¢	$1	0xdb8ae2…
06-02 22:30:07	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	Down	SELL	1	99¢	$1	0x3950ec…
06-02 22:29:22	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	Down	BUY	1	95¢	$1	0xdcb815…
06-02 22:25:47	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	Up	SELL	2	66¢	$1	0xcb3648…
06-02 22:24:19	Ethereum Up or Down - June 2, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x5b3179…
06-02 22:15:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x6837d8…
06-02 22:14:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	BUY	50	2¢	$1	0xa2fe9b…
06-02 00:47:03	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	SELL	4	45¢	$2	0xf11e78…
06-02 00:46:12	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:45PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0x46bead…
06-02 00:44:32	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Up	BUY	200	1¢	$2	0x78cc33…
06-02 00:43:29	XRP Up or Down - June 1, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Up	SELL	3	74¢	$2	0x33cf4c…
06-02 00:43:24	XRP Up or Down - June 1, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	75¢	$2	0xc12e9d…
06-02 00:43:10	XRP Up or Down - June 1, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Down	SELL	4	40¢	$2	0xaecf1d…
06-02 00:42:40	XRP Up or Down - June 1, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0x39c40f…
06-02 00:37:36	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Up	SELL	6	59¢	$4	0xb46271…
06-02 00:37:20	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Up	BUY	3	62¢	$2	0x31c5c6…
06-02 00:37:13	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Up	BUY	3	66¢	$2	0xfe714c…
06-02 00:36:29	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	SELL	2	39¢	$1	0x8ef705…
06-02 00:36:12	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x8cf226…
06-02 00:35:45	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Up	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0x079c18…
06-02 00:35:09	Ethereum Up or Down - June 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Up	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x4dc484…
06-02 00:27:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	SELL	10	36¢	$4	0xda21c0…
06-02 00:25:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xf9f2cf…
05-11 05:26:49	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	31¢	$0	0xd59f31…
05-11 05:26:12	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xe0378d…
05-11 05:25:53	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	44¢	$1	0xd20cd5…
05-11 05:25:16	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x85f74b…
05-11 05:20:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET	Up	SELL	2	64¢	$1	0xf97df2…
05-11 05:20:34	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x4ccf19…
05-11 05:20:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Up	SELL	1	74¢	$1	0x061b7c…
05-11 05:19:38	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	Up	BUY	1	81¢	$1	0xb45efc…
05-11 04:16:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Up	SELL	2	77¢	$1	0xdda50d…
05-11 04:15:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Up	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0x9dbdb4…
05-11 04:09:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Down	BUY	1	94¢	$1	0x88d0fd…
05-11 04:09:07	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	SELL	3	6¢	$0	0xb560d3…
05-11 04:08:16	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	67¢	$1	0x02cb1d…
05-11 04:07:51	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0xbcbfb4…
05-11 04:07:46	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	SELL	1	89¢	$1	0x22be2a…
05-11 04:06:47	Ethereum Up or Down - May 11, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	Up	BUY	1	75¢	$1	0x546693…
05-11 00:14:05	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0x5b3dbe…
05-11 00:13:11	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1	86¢	$1	0x9ae6e5…
05-11 00:13:07	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	SELL	2	85¢	$2	0x84cb9c…
05-11 00:12:31	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0xdbb87e…
05-11 00:08:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0xff40bf…
05-11 00:07:35	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0x9fcbb8…
05-11 00:07:35	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Up	SELL	1	11¢	$0	0x5d37d5…
05-11 00:05:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Up	BUY	1	67¢	$1	0xb1685b…
05-11 00:03:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Down	SELL	2	14¢	$0	0xd203fe…
05-11 00:02:30	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xe2a61f…
05-11 00:01:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	SELL	3	75¢	$2	0x5144a2…
05-11 00:00:30	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	BUY	1	76¢	$1	0x0d54ec…
05-11 00:00:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xa6a9c5…
05-10 23:59:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Down	SELL	10	46¢	$5	0x3b4ae4…
05-10 23:59:30	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x0c8c08…
05-10 23:58:45	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Up	SELL	9	1¢	$0	0x130e21…
05-10 23:57:10	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Up	BUY	9	11¢	$1	0xd106ab…
05-10 23:56:54	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Down	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0x49d931…
05-10 23:56:19	Ethereum Up or Down - May 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0x6f3f80…