Measly-Humor — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$0

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

163

lifetime

Volume

$813

lifetime

Avg / trade

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0 positions

First seen

2026-05-13

last 06-09 16:28

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cumulative realized P&L over 3 days

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19% 100% +$0

Crypto

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28 active days in 12wk • peak 23 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets (8)

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
crint ivo mli 2026 05 25	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	06-04 04:48
Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 04:48
LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-24 09:23
ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	2	$10	5	5	+0	open	—	05-30 05:42
Spread: Gambia (-1.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-29 17:27
Qingdao Xihaian FC vs. Shanghai Shenhua FC: O/U 5.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-30 12:22
Rafael Jodar vs. Pablo Carreno Busta: Total Sets O/U 3.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-31 15:36
Oeiras 4: Hugo Dellien vs Laslo Djere	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-15 13:34
Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Colorado Rockies	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 23:57
FC Hermannstadt vs. FCSB: O/U 5.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-18 20:07
Spread: RC Celta de Vigo (-1.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 18:59
Set Handicap: Vacherot (-2.5) vs Faurel (+2.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-26 14:03
Will Malcolm Wellmaker win by KO or TKO?	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 03:18
atp mensik zverev 2026 06 05 set handicap away 2pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-05 15:45
ITF Gaborone: Cooper Williams vs Constantin Bittoun Kouzmine	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 14:41
FC Famalicão vs. FC Alverca: O/U 3.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-16 21:32
Molde FK vs. Sandefjord Fotball: O/U 2.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-30 17:49
V-Varen Nagasaki vs. Vissel Kōbe: O/U 3.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 06:13
Stade Brestois 29 vs. RC Strasbourg Alsace: O/U 4.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	Under	+$0	05-13 19:01
O/U 2.5 Rounds	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-17 01:12
lol lll vks 2026 06 07 total games 2pt5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-07 23:59
Spread: Pittsburgh Pirates (-1.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-14 19:40
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $66,000 on June 3?	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-03 16:04
Hamburg European Open: Alejandro Davidovich Fokina vs Alex de Minaur	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-20 21:17
KBO: SSG Landers vs. KT Wiz	1	$5	5	0	+5	KT Wiz	+$0	05-13 14:18
France vs. Northern Ireland: O/U 2.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-08 21:36
Tiafoe vs. Arnaldi: Match O/U 40.5	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	06-01 23:52
Spread: New York Mets (-1.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-27 02:14
Set 1 Winner: Sinner vs Cerundolo	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-28 12:33
Set Handicap: Cerundolo (-2.5) vs Svajda (+2.5)	1	$5	5	0	+5	open	—	05-30 13:13

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-09 16:28:55	lol ckz ps1 2026 06 09	Partizan Sangal	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc9f5ce…
06-09 12:20:12	itf khayndr aydemir 2026 06 09	Defne Aydemir	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x463a79…
06-09 00:21:18	col1 atn cjf 2026 06 08 spread home 2pt5	CDPJuniorFC	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xbe0029…
06-08 21:36:58	France vs. Northern Ireland: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4f03bf…
06-08 12:03:37	will microstrategy announce a bitcoin purchase june 2 8	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x795efb…
06-07 23:59:21	lol lll vks 2026 06 07 total games 2pt5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1c3171…
06-07 21:09:30	mlb cws phi 2026 06 07	Philadelphia Phillies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xfe9b8d…
06-07 19:14:04	atp cobolli zverev 2026 06 07 set handicap away 1pt5	Cobolli	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc2823e…
06-07 17:38:57	mlbb ts ver 2026 06 07 game1	Team Spirit	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb9c086…
06-07 13:09:43	sc2 hero cure 2026 06 07	herO	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x704c17…
06-06 23:09:45	codmw tex riyf 2026 06 06	OpTic Texas	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xbd5ef5…
06-06 21:54:18	mlb oak hou 2026 06 06 total 9pt5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc49aa8…
06-06 14:19:19	lol jdg blg 2026 06 06 game handicap home 1pt5	Bilibili Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x673e04…
06-06 11:32:36	itf jovanov davies 2026 06 06	Allegra Korpanec Davies	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x57abdd…
06-06 11:32:34	itf haavist petruze 2026 06 06	Lucie Petruzelova	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf64872…
06-05 20:00:33	Slovakia vs. Montenegro: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb60863…
06-05 18:19:13	will meta dip to 590 by june 1 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa62ae1…
06-05 15:45:16	atp mensik zverev 2026 06 05 set handicap away 2pt5	Mensik	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x74d5b8…
06-05 01:48:04	fda approves arvinas vepdegestrant 06 05 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xa8c653…
06-04 14:24:33	itf spiteri pace 2026 06 04	Dalila Spiteri	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x4b8115…
06-04 04:48:30	crint ivo mli 2026 05 25	Mali	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xc580b3…
06-03 16:04:10	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $66,000 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3f2ce3…
06-03 12:06:32	Roland Garros ATP (Doubles): Granollers/Zeballos vs Nys/Roger-Vasselin	Granollers/Zeballos	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe4ef35…
06-03 11:31:47	T20 ACC Premier Cup, Women: China vs Oman	Oman	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdfba12…
06-03 06:26:04	T20 ACC Premier Cup, Women: Malaysia vs Kuwait	Malaysia	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb5ac15…
06-03 05:37:55	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Mali	Mali	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc10c5c…
06-03 00:47:04	Valorant: QoR vs FlyQuest - Map 1 Winner	QoR	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1c6d52…
06-02 22:56:07	Valorant: SaD Esports vs NRG Academy - Map 2 Winner	NRG Academy	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xab240c…
06-02 15:24:35	Foggia: Mayar Sherif vs Carlota Martinez Cirez	Mayar Sherif	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x45b677…
06-02 01:04:48	Set Handicap: Tiafoe (-1.5) vs Arnaldi (+1.5)	Arnaldi	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9529cc…
06-01 23:52:41	Tiafoe vs. Arnaldi: Match O/U 40.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf4a3cc…
06-01 18:06:51	Bulgaria vs. Montenegro: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xf7fb3f…
06-01 14:42:48	Cobolli vs. Svajda: Match O/U 36.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x15fc04…
06-01 14:41:33	will spy reach 750 in june 2026	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xc566b2…
06-01 09:05:55	Spread: Athletics (-1.5)	New York Yankees	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x509910…
06-01 06:23:02	Will Luis Suárez score a goal at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1f0d60…
06-01 04:41:12	Chicago Cubs vs. St. Louis Cardinals: O/U 5.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x99740f…
05-31 20:38:18	Milwaukee Brewers vs. Houston Astros: O/U 9.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7dfd7f…
05-31 17:33:03	T20 Scotland Tri-Series, Women: Bangladesh vs Netherlands	Netherlands	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3c2855…
05-31 16:58:45	Games Total: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x89a580…
05-31 16:15:39	Montedio Yamagata vs. Matsumoto Yamaga FC: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x4efd59…
05-31 15:36:44	Rafael Jodar vs. Pablo Carreno Busta: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1f4995…
05-31 15:26:44	Set Handicap: Jodar (-2.5) vs Busta (+2.5)	Busta	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x233f3b…
05-31 14:19:37	Counter-Strike: HOTU vs Rune Eaters (BO3) - FRAGgg Playoffs	HOTU	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdbeaad…
05-31 04:51:48	Spread: Seattle Mariners (-1.5)	Seattle Mariners	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x95c9d0…
05-30 20:09:57	Cerundolo vs. Landaluce: Match O/U 38.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x312019…
05-30 19:09:19	Paris Saint-Germain FC vs. Arsenal FC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb9258c…
05-30 17:58:00	Set Handicap: Tabilo (-2.5) vs Kouame (+2.5)	Kouame	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x16ccf7…
05-30 17:49:08	Molde FK vs. Sandefjord Fotball: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x507f2a…
05-30 15:10:13	Malmo FF vs. Halmstads BK: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x117d2c…
05-30 14:25:12	PAOK vs. Panathinaikos	Panathinaikos	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0e2a35…
05-30 13:13:43	Set Handicap: Cerundolo (-2.5) vs Svajda (+2.5)	Svajda	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8c74cc…
05-30 12:22:28	Qingdao Xihaian FC vs. Shanghai Shenhua FC: O/U 5.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd2707b…
05-30 12:10:48	Set Handicap: Osaka (-1.5) vs Jovic (+1.5)	Jovic	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xcb1e7a…
05-30 10:49:08	UFC Fight Night: Ding Meng vs. Jose Henrique (Welterweight, Prelims)	Jose Henrique	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd40967…
05-30 05:42:13	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x635cc4…
05-30 04:48:26	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	August Holmgren	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x2ac584…
05-29 21:06:07	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $150 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xffe79e…
05-29 21:01:57	Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (HIGH) $105 in May?	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xea98e8…
05-29 19:47:52	Fredrikstad FK vs. IK Start: O/U 4.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x572c9f…
05-29 17:27:43	Spread: Gambia (-1.5)	IR Iran	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x431bf7…
05-29 13:57:03	Borges vs. Rublev: Match O/U 36.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x738836…
05-29 10:23:50	ITF Tsaghkadzor: Kristina Kroitor vs Sevil Yuldasheva	Kristina Kroitor	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe5ee35…
05-28 16:52:17	Claude 4.8 released by May 31?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe0b7da…
05-28 16:30:28	Valorant: Asterisk vs No Salary Peek (BO3) - VCL South Asia: Regular Season	Asterisk	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xb2a9e5…
05-28 12:44:15	T20 World Cup, Sub Regional Africa, Qualifier A: Ivory Coast vs Botswana	Botswana	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x12b883…
05-28 12:33:02	Set 1 Winner: Sinner vs Cerundolo	Sinner	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb62733…
05-27 16:00:34	Hang Seng (HSI) Up or Down on May 27?	Down	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xac052b…
05-27 07:24:59	Will there be a run scored in the first inning?: Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x76daa0…
05-27 02:14:32	Spread: New York Mets (-1.5)	Cincinnati Reds	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x9c884c…
05-26 17:38:35	Set Handicap: Bublik (-1.5) vs Struff (+1.5)	Struff	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x3eca67…
05-26 14:03:26	Set Handicap: Vacherot (-2.5) vs Faurel (+2.5)	Faurel	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x839083…
05-26 13:18:01	Tallon Griekspoor vs. Matteo Arnaldi: Total Sets O/U 3.5	Over 3.5	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6a37c2…
05-25 19:18:26	Sandefjord Fotball vs. Fredrikstad FK: O/U 4.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x6b1852…
05-25 08:09:07	T20 Series Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A, Women: Sri Lanka A vs New Zealand A	New Zealand A	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x34669f…
05-25 04:48:26	Will 1+ world records be broken at the 2026 Enhanced Games?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb6e815…
05-24 22:57:05	Roland Garros ATP: Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard vs Novak Djokovic	Novak Djokovic	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1ed9f4…
05-24 20:49:39	Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers: O/U 10.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xd1b145…
05-24 20:34:00	Roland Garros ATP: Joao Fonseca vs Luka Pavlovic	Joao Fonseca	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x21fcc9…
05-24 19:24:10	Roland Garros ATP: Quentin Halys vs Mattia Bellucci	Quentin Halys	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x0efe7d…
05-24 15:29:51	AC Sparta Praha vs. FC Hradec Králové: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x53b77b…
05-24 09:23:22	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x5e64e1…
05-24 00:32:06	Washington Nationals vs. Atlanta Braves: O/U 8.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x7304eb…
05-23 22:55:07	Minnesota United FC vs. Real Salt Lake: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xeb1659…
05-23 17:47:07	LoL: GTZ Esports vs The Otter Side (BO1) - LPLOL Regular Season	The Otter Side	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x320a4c…
05-23 16:16:09	LoL: Invictus Gaming vs ThunderTalk Gaming - Game 3 Winner	ThunderTalk Gaming	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x644737…
05-23 12:56:35	Nedic vs. Sanchis: Set 1 Games O/U 8.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5f1d73…
05-23 01:24:49	Minnesota Twins vs. Boston Red Sox: O/U 7.5	Over	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x1bfec0…
05-22 17:12:22	Olympiacos B.C. vs. Fenerbahce	Olympiacos B.C.	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x51cbd8…
05-22 11:51:14	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: Borna Gojo vs Jurij Rodionov	Jurij Rodionov	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x485c31…
05-22 10:23:28	Games Total: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5439c1…
05-22 05:25:29	Overwatch: ZETA DIVISION vs Spacestation Gaming (BO2) - OCS Champions Clash Playoffs	ZETA DIVISION	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xdfb5fd…
05-21 11:20:09	ITF Men Luan: Completed Match: Eric Jr Olivarez vs Xiaofei Wang	No	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x972e67…
05-21 04:30:43	Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees: O/U 8.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xb48baf…
05-20 21:43:28	Will NVIDIA (NVDA) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x281e73…
05-20 21:22:35	Roland Garros, Qualification ATP: August Holmgren vs Daniel Jade	August Holmgren	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x5479df…
05-20 21:17:32	Hamburg European Open: Alejandro Davidovich Fokina vs Alex de Minaur	Alex de Minaur	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x8de8de…
05-20 19:13:54	Will SpaceX's valuation hit (LOW) $1.4T by June 30?	Yes	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xecdb59…
05-20 09:47:39	First Blood in Game 1?	T1	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0x2da98c…
05-20 04:57:04	San Francisco Giants vs. Arizona Diamondbacks: O/U 9.5	Under	BUY	5	100¢	$5	0xe752c1…

Wallet	Shared markets	Overlap volume	Overlap trades	Last seen
That-Teaching 0xb42a…4fec	116	$1.20K	121	06-09 16:28
Deafening-Shower 0x99c4…ee2e	116	$599	120	06-09 16:28
Fortunate-Sorbet 0x23ce…744c	115	$594	120	06-09 16:28
Impure-Bear 0xbc7a…d63a	114	$5.89K	134	06-09 16:28
Forceful-Breadfruit 0xf167…462b	114	$589	119	06-08 21:37
That-Defeat 0xd844…596d	114	$589	118	06-08 21:37
Great-Obstacle 0x6b09…4e19	114	$589	120	06-09 16:28
Outlandish-Scripture 0x8f6e…0e31	114	$589	118	06-09 16:28