Sarcastic-Pamphlet — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1

Unrealized P&L

+$1

Hit rate

87.5%

Resolved

Trades

lifetime

Volume

$170

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

$30

1 position

First seen

2026-01-09

last 08-03 10:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 12 days

Categories

Other

54% 97% -$2

Crypto

40% 86% +$0

Politics

6% 100% +$0

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-08-03).

Open positions (1) Resolved markets (29) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
Will Solana reach $600 by December 31, 2026?	No		+30	$29	100¢	$30	+$1	06-04 07:19

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will Solana reach $600 by December 31, 2026?	1	$29	30	0	+30	open	—	06-04 07:19
Will Ethereum reach $3,800 in May?	2	$15	7	7	+0	No	$0	05-07 07:53
will israel nuke iran by january 31	1	$7	7	0	+7	No	+$0	01-09 15:02
Will Ethereum reach $4,000 in May?	1	$6	6	0	+6	No	+$0	05-07 07:53
Will Ethereum dip to $1,400 in May?	1	$6	6	0	+6	No	+$0	05-07 07:53
will turbotax file your tax return be the 2 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	1	$6	6	0	+6	No	+$0	02-04 09:48
will threads be 2 free app in the us apple app store on january 9	1	$5	5	0	+5	No	+$0	01-09 15:02
will google gemini be 2 free app in the us apple app store on january 9	1	$5	5	0	+5	Yes	+$0	01-09 15:03
will freecash get paid real money be 1 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	1	$5	5	0	+5	No	+$0	02-04 09:47
will xai have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	1	$5	5	0	+5	No	+$0	02-04 09:46
Will Ethereum reach $5,000 in May?	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	05-07 07:53
will skyview be 1 paid app in the us apple app store on january 9	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	01-09 15:02
Will Ethereum dip to $1,000 in May?	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	05-07 07:54
will hotschedules be 1 paid app in the us apple app store on january 9	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	01-09 15:02
will deepseek have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	02-04 09:47
russia x ukraine ceasefire by january 31 2026	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	01-09 15:02
will tesla deliver between 425000 and 450000 vehicles in q1 2026	1	$4	4	0	+4	No	+$0	02-04 09:47
will upscrolled be 1 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	1	$3	4	0	+4	No	+$0	02-04 09:47
Will Hyperliquid dip to $24 in May?	1	$3	3	0	+3	No	+$0	05-07 07:52
Will Ethereum dip to $1,200 in May?	1	$3	3	0	+3	No	+$0	05-07 07:54
will google have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	1	$3	3	0	+3	No	-$3	02-04 09:46
Will Hyperliquid dip to $28 in May?	1	$3	3	0	+3	No	+$0	05-07 07:52
Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 60-61°F on May 3?	1	$3	3	0	+3	No	+$0	05-02 13:47
Will the highest temperature in Austin be 57°F or below on May 3?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	05-02 13:46
Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 62-63°F on May 3?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	05-02 13:47
Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 58-59°F on May 3?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	05-02 13:46
Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 48-49°F on May 3?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	05-02 13:47
us announces end of iranian blockade by august 7 2026 20260727171523690	1	$2	3	0	+3	No	+$0	08-03 10:28
Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 68-69°F on May 3?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	05-02 13:47
Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the July 2026 meeting?	1	$2	2	0	+2	No	+$0	07-04 16:46

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
08-03 10:28:24	us announces end of iranian blockade by august 7 2026 20260727171523690	No	BUY	3	81¢	$2	0x5ad828…
07-04 16:46:56	Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the July 2026 meeting?	No	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x1ae48c…
06-04 07:19:27	Will Solana reach $600 by December 31, 2026?	No	BUY	30	98¢	$29	0x14fc20…
05-07 07:54:34	Will Ethereum dip to $800 in May?	No	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0x03a53d…
05-07 07:54:20	Will Ethereum dip to $1,000 in May?	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x9b4c2d…
05-07 07:54:15	Will Ethereum dip to $1,200 in May?	No	BUY	3	99¢	$3	0xef1ce7…
05-07 07:53:59	Will Ethereum reach $3,800 in May?	No	SELL	7	99¢	$7	0x4f9c57…
05-07 07:53:26	Will Ethereum dip to $1,400 in May?	No	BUY	6	99¢	$6	0x13a665…
05-07 07:53:16	Will Ethereum reach $3,800 in May?	No	BUY	7	99¢	$7	0x79e48b…
05-07 07:53:09	Will Ethereum reach $4,000 in May?	No	BUY	6	100¢	$6	0x1de1c4…
05-07 07:53:03	Will Ethereum reach $5,000 in May?	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x321629…
05-07 07:52:55	Will Hyperliquid dip to $24 in May?	No	BUY	3	100¢	$3	0x542b8b…
05-07 07:52:48	Will Hyperliquid dip to $28 in May?	No	BUY	3	98¢	$3	0x986f68…
05-02 13:48:44	Will the highest temperature in Hong Kong be 24°C on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x7057f2…
05-02 13:48:34	Will the highest temperature in Seoul be 19°C or higher on May 3?	No	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0xe1463c…
05-02 13:48:24	Will the highest temperature in Seoul be 12°C on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0xb94f4e…
05-02 13:48:14	Will the highest temperature in Denver be 35°F or below on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x8c6398…
05-02 13:48:04	Will the highest temperature in Denver be 54°F or higher on May 3?	Yes	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x9af21e…
05-02 13:48:00	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 52-53°F on May 3?	No	BUY	1	100¢	$1	0xa9eb98…
05-02 13:47:52	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 50-51°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0xfe77ea…
05-02 13:47:46	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 48-49°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x32b431…
05-02 13:47:34	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 68-69°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0xdeeb0e…
05-02 13:47:24	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 66-67°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x04f38f…
05-02 13:47:18	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 64-65°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x258e31…
05-02 13:47:10	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 62-63°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x605149…
05-02 13:47:02	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 60-61°F on May 3?	No	BUY	3	100¢	$3	0xa7202d…
05-02 13:46:56	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 58-59°F on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x1d7e4f…
05-02 13:46:48	Will the highest temperature in Austin be 57°F or below on May 3?	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0xa78081…
03-13 12:41:37	cbb ohiost mich 2026 03 13	Michigan Wolverines	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0x2eff5e…
02-04 09:48:06	will turbotax file your tax return be the 2 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	No	BUY	6	100¢	$6	0xa5ccbf…
02-04 09:47:54	will tesla deliver 500000 or more vehicles in q1 2026	No	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x02b766…
02-04 09:47:46	will tesla deliver between 425000 and 450000 vehicles in q1 2026	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x295ad2…
02-04 09:47:34	will freecash get paid real money be 1 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	No	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x3a6107…
02-04 09:47:28	will upscrolled be 1 free app in the us apple app store on february 6	No	BUY	4	99¢	$3	0x06628e…
02-04 09:47:04	will deepseek have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x5015b7…
02-04 09:46:54	will xai have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	No	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xf52ea2…
02-04 09:46:44	will google have the best ai model at the end of february 2026	Yes	BUY	3	93¢	$3	0xdb9a09…
01-09 15:03:00	will google gemini be 2 free app in the us apple app store on january 9	Yes	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x2c8cee…
01-09 15:02:56	will threads be 2 free app in the us apple app store on january 9	No	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xa6a240…
01-09 15:02:40	will hotschedules be 1 paid app in the us apple app store on january 9	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0xeafc68…
01-09 15:02:28	will skyview be 1 paid app in the us apple app store on january 9	No	BUY	4	100¢	$4	0x0459c2…
01-09 15:02:20	will israel nuke iran by january 31	No	BUY	7	99¢	$7	0xf3bb66…
01-09 15:02:10	russia x ukraine ceasefire by january 31 2026	No	BUY	4	96¢	$4	0x7b55ea…