Scientific-Satire — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

65.5%

Resolved

Trades

1,057

lifetime

Volume

$1.59K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-13

last 05-28 15:47

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 65% $-1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

27 active days in 12wk • peak 115 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (1) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
btc updown 5m 1776784500	2	$9	5	5	+0	open	—	04-21 15:20
btc updown 5m 1776785100	2	$8	5	5	+0	open	—	04-21 15:28
btc updown 5m 1776784200	2	$8	5	5	+0	open	—	04-21 15:13
btc updown 5m 1776783600	3	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	04-21 15:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	3	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	05-24 13:12
btc updown 5m 1776781200	2	$7	5	5	+0	open	—	04-21 14:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	2	$6	4	4	+0	open	—	05-22 15:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	2	$6	4	4	+0	open	—	05-24 14:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	2	$6	4	4	+0	open	—	05-23 16:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	3	$6	11	0	+11	open	—	05-04 16:03
btc updown 5m 1776783000	2	$6	6	6	+0	open	—	04-21 14:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	2	$6	4	4	+0	open	—	05-24 13:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	2	$5	5	5	+0	open	—	05-24 20:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	Down	+$1	05-05 06:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-23 14:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-03 08:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-02 14:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 12:50PM-12:55PM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-24 16:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-23 14:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-23 14:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-23 13:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-24 15:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-03 14:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-22 14:52
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-23 13:52
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-24 11:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-24 15:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-24 16:03
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	2	$5	3	3	+0	open	—	05-04 13:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 25, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	2	$5	4	4	+0	open	—	05-25 06:53

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-28 15:47:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	80¢	$1	0xa16e4b…
05-28 15:42:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	Up	BUY	1	85¢	$1	0x181869…
05-28 15:22:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x821b2b…
05-28 15:18:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	92¢	$2	0x3e05a5…
05-28 15:17:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xc6ed16…
05-28 15:13:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0x39cbc2…
05-28 15:12:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	1	75¢	$1	0x2a8688…
05-28 14:58:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Up	SELL	1	91¢	$1	0x5f7357…
05-28 14:57:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0xf2d0c1…
05-28 14:49:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0xb0b1eb…
05-28 14:47:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0xda2994…
05-28 14:33:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	SELL	2	60¢	$1	0x961871…
05-28 14:33:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	70¢	$1	0x70f6c1…
05-28 14:28:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	SELL	2	23¢	$0	0x54ec80…
05-28 14:27:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0xfda91a…
05-28 13:58:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	69¢	$1	0xad8c27…
05-28 13:57:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xd353aa…
05-28 13:47:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0x16433a…
05-28 13:22:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	SELL	2	71¢	$1	0x997e03…
05-28 13:22:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	72¢	$1	0x7aa14f…
05-28 13:17:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	SELL	2	90¢	$1	0x698574…
05-28 13:17:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	69¢	$1	0x971b99…
05-28 13:13:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	SELL	2	70¢	$1	0x702d92…
05-28 13:12:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x7f6ba4…
05-28 13:02:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	SELL	2	23¢	$0	0xd8d776…
05-28 13:02:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	BUY	2	70¢	$1	0xbeec16…
05-28 12:53:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	SELL	1	73¢	$1	0x151d14…
05-28 12:52:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	BUY	1	78¢	$1	0xff91df…
05-28 12:41:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	SELL	1	70¢	$1	0x7e8608…
05-28 12:41:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0x097a78…
05-28 12:12:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	SELL	2	76¢	$1	0xff2c72…
05-28 12:11:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	62¢	$1	0x431fef…
05-28 12:07:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	SELL	2	79¢	$1	0x0ee688…
05-28 12:07:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	2	67¢	$1	0xed3484…
05-28 11:47:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	SELL	2	86¢	$1	0x72c707…
05-28 11:47:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	BUY	2	67¢	$1	0x30221a…
05-28 11:44:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Up	SELL	2	88¢	$2	0xc05ba9…
05-28 11:43:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x8aebf2…
05-28 11:37:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	68¢	$1	0xc2b92d…
05-28 11:37:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xb6d6e1…
05-28 11:31:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	SELL	2	69¢	$1	0x870839…
05-28 11:31:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	69¢	$1	0xf68782…
05-28 11:18:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Down	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0x634581…
05-28 11:08:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Down	SELL	2	69¢	$1	0x1ad903…
05-28 11:07:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x7948c8…
05-28 09:37:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	SELL	2	78¢	$1	0x3d0bf1…
05-28 09:37:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	67¢	$1	0xf3a8a1…
05-28 09:08:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Up	SELL	2	24¢	$0	0x11285b…
05-28 09:07:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xd2508e…
05-28 08:42:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Down	SELL	2	77¢	$1	0xc97a53…
05-28 08:42:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x4451e1…
05-28 08:33:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Down	SELL	2	88¢	$2	0xab00fa…
05-28 08:32:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0x77d592…
05-28 08:27:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0x0c3da8…
05-28 08:27:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0x0c58c1…
05-28 08:13:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0xc111bc…
05-28 08:13:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xc39945…
05-28 07:58:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0xa40ea5…
05-28 07:58:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	68¢	$1	0x75172d…
05-28 07:53:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0x57f5e1…
05-28 07:53:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	BUY	2	68¢	$1	0x987d4e…
05-28 07:03:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Down	SELL	2	71¢	$1	0x4f43fd…
05-28 07:03:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xad063a…
05-27 04:23:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	Down	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0xbc6634…
05-26 22:58:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:55PM-7:00PM ET	Down	SELL	1	57¢	$1	0x1157ec…
05-26 22:57:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:55PM-7:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0xe6e798…
05-26 22:53:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Up	SELL	2	52¢	$1	0x7e6de5…
05-26 22:52:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	70¢	$1	0xe4199c…
05-26 22:38:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	SELL	1	97¢	$1	0xfbfcf6…
05-26 22:38:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0x6110c9…
05-26 22:32:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	1	90¢	$1	0x60b3e5…
05-26 22:22:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Up	SELL	1	44¢	$1	0x66cd5f…
05-26 22:22:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Up	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0xf30798…
05-26 22:17:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Down	SELL	2	70¢	$1	0x2e0d82…
05-26 22:17:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0x25dd68…
05-26 22:12:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	SELL	2	79¢	$1	0xff48ec…
05-26 22:12:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2	71¢	$1	0x1081bb…
05-26 21:57:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Down	SELL	1	83¢	$1	0x6f0d15…
05-26 21:57:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Down	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0xf2d4b0…
05-26 21:54:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Down	SELL	1	96¢	$1	0x55cf09…
05-26 21:52:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Down	BUY	1	83¢	$1	0x774409…
05-26 21:48:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	SELL	1	62¢	$1	0xbd74eb…
05-26 21:47:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x95a71b…
05-26 21:32:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:30PM-5:35PM ET	Up	SELL	2	43¢	$1	0x4928cf…
05-26 21:32:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 5:30PM-5:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xc8aa7f…
05-26 20:57:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:55PM-5:00PM ET	Up	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0xf2f4b6…
05-26 20:53:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Down	SELL	2	63¢	$1	0xfb4b1c…
05-26 20:53:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x454b6e…
05-26 20:44:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Up	SELL	1	91¢	$1	0x28dd1f…
05-26 20:43:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0xb38303…
05-26 20:37:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	SELL	2	54¢	$1	0x27acab…
05-26 20:37:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	66¢	$1	0x8ddfbc…
05-26 20:27:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	SELL	2	82¢	$1	0x8afec6…
05-26 20:27:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	73¢	$1	0x08b75b…
05-26 20:22:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Down	SELL	2	76¢	$1	0xa5af1e…
05-26 20:22:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2	73¢	$1	0xacdb20…
05-26 20:02:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	SELL	2	43¢	$1	0x0aa4f6…
05-26 20:02:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0xf4d39b…
05-26 17:52:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Down	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0xff0664…
05-26 17:52:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Down	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0x233f95…