Hilarious-Anger — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$16

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

73.7%

Resolved

Trades

204

lifetime

Volume

$1.50K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-02-15

last 06-04 04:30

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 62% $-16

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

5 active days in 12wk • peak 107 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:25AM-12:30AM ET	2	$200	101	101	+0	Down	+$0	05-09 04:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	5	$67	1,041	41	+1,000	Up	$-13	05-09 15:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET	3	$57	37	37	+0	Down	+$17	05-09 04:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	3	$51	30	30	+0	Down	+$10	05-09 04:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	4	$49	30	30	+0	Down	+$11	05-09 05:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:40AM-12:45AM ET	3	$48	28	28	+0	Down	+$8	05-09 04:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	2	$40	54	0	+54	Down	$-5	05-09 14:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	3	$38	32	18	+14	Up	$-2	05-09 04:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:20AM-1:25AM ET	4	$33	20	20	+0	Up	+$6	05-09 05:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	3	$32	25	15	+10	Down	$-2	05-09 14:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	2	$30	20	20	+0	Down	+$10	05-09 06:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:50AM-1:55AM ET	2	$29	19	19	+0	Down	+$9	05-09 05:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	3	$28	38	0	+38	Down	$-4	05-09 06:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:45PM-11:50PM ET	2	$28	18	18	+0	Up	+$8	05-09 03:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	2	$27	15	15	+0	Down	+$3	05-09 06:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	3	$25	16	16	+0	Up	+$5	05-09 14:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	2	$24	15	15	+0	Up	+$4	05-09 14:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	6	$24	14	14	+0	Up	+$4	05-09 14:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	2	$23	14	14	+0	Down	+$3	05-09 13:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:30AM-12:35AM ET	2	$23	13	13	+0	Down	+$3	05-09 04:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:05AM-12:10AM ET	2	$22	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 04:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:55PM-12:00AM ET	2	$22	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 04:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	4	$22	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-09 04:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	2	$21	11	11	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 04:21
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	2	$21	11	11	+0	Up	+$1	05-09 06:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 12:10AM-12:15AM ET	2	$21	11	11	+0	Down	+$1	05-09 04:15
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	Up	+$0	05-09 03:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	2	$20	10	10	+0	Down	+$0	05-09 03:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	4	$19	38	0	+38	Down	$-19	05-09 13:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	2	$18	30	0	+30	Up	$-18	05-09 13:13

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-04 04:30:55	btc updown 5m 1780547400	Up	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0x72a1e8…
06-04 04:30:55	btc updown 5m 1780547400	Up	BUY	0	55¢	$0	0x694956…
06-04 04:28:25	btc updown 5m 1780547100	Down	SELL	5	95¢	$5	0x839491…
06-04 04:27:39	btc updown 5m 1780547100	Down	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0x5b8112…
06-04 04:18:42	btc updown 5m 1780546500	Down	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0xbdcda6…
05-24 03:29:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xee269c…
05-24 03:22:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x0ad559…
05-24 03:19:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Up	SELL	5	1¢	$0	0x298a89…
05-24 03:17:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	33¢	$2	0xb57550…
05-24 03:08:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	40¢	$2	0x1faaf7…
05-24 03:08:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	SELL	5	51¢	$3	0x18eedd…
05-24 03:07:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	4	60¢	$2	0x85749f…
05-24 03:07:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1	60¢	$1	0x13f55d…
05-24 02:44:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x0a6597…
05-24 02:40:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xcd74c3…
05-24 02:39:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x0a1cbb…
05-24 02:26:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x19778b…
05-24 02:19:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	SELL	5	98¢	$5	0x80ef82…
05-24 02:18:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0x18dfc9…
05-24 02:09:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0x902907…
05-23 08:14:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	SELL	5	98¢	$5	0xa0c3ee…
05-23 08:13:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x2154ca…
05-23 08:10:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xcfbace…
05-23 08:08:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	1	80¢	$1	0xd6f037…
05-23 08:08:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	4	80¢	$3	0x7f2896…
05-23 08:05:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xc23ae6…
05-23 08:04:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0x0fce2e…
05-23 08:00:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xb803b9…
05-23 07:29:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0x5686b5…
05-23 07:14:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	SELL	5	98¢	$5	0x043d83…
05-23 07:13:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0xfd0034…
05-23 07:00:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x712754…
05-23 06:59:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	75¢	$1	0xdc57e2…
05-23 06:59:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Down	BUY	4	75¢	$3	0xa3019b…
05-23 06:53:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	SELL	5	35¢	$2	0x8fe23a…
05-23 06:53:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	55¢	$3	0xabe16c…
05-23 06:39:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0xcc10b0…
05-23 06:34:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	Up	SELL	5	95¢	$5	0x4dac36…
05-23 06:34:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	70¢	$4	0x8e00c0…
05-23 06:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	SELL	3	98¢	$3	0xf58ab3…
05-23 06:29:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	SELL	2	98¢	$2	0x3d7945…
05-23 06:28:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xea4f48…
05-23 06:13:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	60¢	$3	0xe22913…
05-23 06:12:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Up	SELL	5	27¢	$1	0x8f5293…
05-23 06:10:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0x77ad8d…
05-23 06:03:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	48¢	$2	0xb72fc4…
05-23 05:09:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0x0573ac…
05-23 04:55:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	Down	SELL	10	99¢	$10	0x82fc9e…
05-23 04:54:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	Down	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0x6e8f34…
05-23 04:50:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	Up	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0xd7d878…
05-10 02:44:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	Down	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0x33179f…
05-10 02:15:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	Down	SELL	10	99¢	$10	0xaabd5e…
05-10 02:14:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	Down	BUY	10	75¢	$8	0x35497a…
05-10 02:06:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Up	BUY	17	60¢	$10	0x127cae…
05-10 01:59:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:55PM-10:00PM ET	Down	BUY	11	92¢	$10	0x1bde7d…
05-09 15:05:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	SELL	26	99¢	$26	0x5b545c…
05-09 15:05:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	1,000	1¢	$10	0xfdb8c6…
05-09 15:04:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	SELL	15	11¢	$2	0xe881e6…
05-09 15:02:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	26	77¢	$20	0x124b63…
05-09 15:00:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	15	67¢	$10	0xbab5a9…
05-09 14:56:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	21	48¢	$10	0xf692fc…
05-09 14:48:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	SELL	1	95¢	$1	0xe1ca1a…
05-09 14:48:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	SELL	15	95¢	$15	0x160fd5…
05-09 14:47:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	16	63¢	$10	0xb76f20…
05-09 14:43:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Up	SELL	15	95¢	$14	0xfc2e9a…
05-09 14:43:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Up	BUY	15	67¢	$10	0x677995…
05-09 14:38:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	80¢	$4	0x30a7a0…
05-09 14:38:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	80¢	$4	0x177d0d…
05-09 14:35:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	SELL	15	99¢	$15	0xc34283…
05-09 14:34:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	15	78¢	$12	0xdbd4c1…
05-09 14:31:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x801885…
05-09 14:28:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	1	95¢	$1	0xd34a78…
05-09 14:28:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	6	95¢	$6	0x5e44d8…
05-09 14:28:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	5	95¢	$5	0x25e2f3…
05-09 14:28:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	1	95¢	$1	0x1fcb54…
05-09 14:28:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	SELL	1	95¢	$1	0x1cdadf…
05-09 14:25:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	14	69¢	$10	0x63d633…
05-09 14:19:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	35	85¢	$30	0x482446…
05-09 14:18:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Up	BUY	19	53¢	$10	0xf11742…
05-09 14:09:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x1be5a1…
05-09 13:54:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Up	BUY	14	72¢	$10	0x8a7cd6…
05-09 13:50:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	SELL	10	99¢	$10	0x53697b…
05-09 13:48:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	4	80¢	$3	0xf24b92…
05-09 13:48:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x8cba52…
05-09 13:45:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	14	99¢	$13	0xdc205a…
05-09 13:44:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	14	74¢	$10	0xeafe06…
05-09 13:34:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	33	30¢	$10	0x2a4eb9…
05-09 13:29:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	18	57¢	$10	0xc85c52…
05-09 13:29:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xab4134…
05-09 13:27:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	8	45¢	$4	0xd9fc7c…
05-09 13:27:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0xdaad70…
05-09 13:13:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	20	51¢	$10	0x7eaa4b…
05-09 13:13:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	10	80¢	$8	0xe5e905…
05-09 13:03:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	BUY	10	45¢	$4	0xc83ee0…
05-09 13:00:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	42¢	$4	0x65a0a3…
05-09 12:58:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0x52d572…
05-09 06:25:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	Down	BUY	24	83¢	$20	0x870e1c…
05-09 06:23:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	Up	BUY	1	60¢	$1	0x549ea4…
05-09 06:23:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	Up	BUY	13	60¢	$8	0x045096…
05-09 06:20:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	SELL	15	99¢	$15	0x3dbbc9…