Sarcastic-Router — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$3

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

85.6%

Resolved

Trades

641

lifetime

Volume

$25.4K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$40

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-12

last 06-10 02:43

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 8 days

Categories

Crypto

61% 95% +$42

Other

29% 69% $-46

Politics

8% 100% +$1

Sports

1% — —

Tech

0% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

55 active days in 12wk • peak 42 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (5) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 340 359	10	$600	250	350	-100	open	—	04-03 13:43
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 320 339	5	$597	200	401	-200	open	—	04-03 12:38
bitcoin above 64k on april 8	5	$400	200	200	+0	open	—	04-08 11:05
highest temperature in london on april 2 2026 13c	16	$348	349	0	+349	open	—	04-02 21:50
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 300 319	4	$306	111	201	-90	open	—	04-03 08:37
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 280 299	7	$302	204	256	-51	open	—	04-03 12:40
highest temperature in hong kong on april 3 2026 27c	4	$301	152	152	+0	open	—	04-03 13:42
bitcoin above 74k on april 3	2	$300	50	250	-200	open	—	04-03 13:42
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	4	$201	101	101	+0	open	—	05-20 15:38
elon musk of tweets march 31 april 7 300 319	4	$201	209	0	+209	open	—	04-06 23:30
us x iran ceasefire by april 7	5	$201	204	204	+0	open	—	04-08 11:07
bitcoin above 74k on april 7	4	$200	201	0	+201	open	—	04-06 23:30
bitcoin above 72k on april 7	4	$200	205	0	+205	open	—	04-06 23:30
bitcoin above 66k on april 7	4	$199	212	0	+212	open	—	04-06 23:31
elon musk of tweets march 31 april 7 240 259	4	$199	214	0	+214	open	—	04-06 23:31
elon musk of tweets march 31 april 7 340 359	4	$199	200	0	+200	open	—	04-06 23:30
will bitcoin dip to 65k on april 6	9	$175	178	0	+178	open	—	04-06 23:39
highest temperature in singapore on april 3 2026 33c	2	$150	50	100	-50	open	—	04-03 13:42
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 19?	3	$149	100	51	+49	open	—	05-19 14:27
Will the price of Solana be above $90 on May 6?	3	$136	90	51	+39	No	$-1	05-06 14:33
bitcoin above 72k on april 6	3	$120	122	0	+122	open	—	04-05 23:32
will ethereum reach 2200 march 30 april 5	3	$119	122	0	+122	open	—	04-05 23:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	2	$103	52	52	+0	Up	+$2	05-07 07:51
Will Iran strike Bahrain by April 30, 2026?	2	$102	53	53	+0	open	—	05-03 21:01
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,500 on May 6?	2	$102	53	53	+0	No	+$2	05-06 07:28
XRP Up or Down - May 7, 3AM ET	2	$101	52	52	+0	Up	+$1	05-07 07:52
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 26?	2	$101	51	51	+0	open	—	05-26 15:39
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 18?	2	$101	51	51	+0	open	—	05-18 15:07
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $72,000 on May 4?	2	$100	51	51	+0	open	—	05-03 20:43
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $86,000 on May 6?	2	$100	51	51	+0	No	+$0	05-06 08:18

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-10 02:43:21	will bitcoin dip to 60k on june 9	No	BUY	4	98¢	$4	0xb4c70c…
06-10 02:28:00	will iran close its airspace by june 9 20260609184136047	No	BUY	20	99¢	$20	0x2a7f72…
06-06 02:24:16	will bitcoin dip to 59k on june 5	No	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0xa4aceb…
06-05 22:45:43	will openai file for an ipo by june 5 2026	No	BUY	101	98¢	$99	0x801d87…
06-05 02:32:39	will bitcoin dip to 61k on june 4	No	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xe5458c…
05-29 19:39:12	S&P 500 (SPY) closes above $760 on May 29?	No	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x6e9596…
05-29 02:51:12	Will Bitcoin reach $74,000 on May 28?	No	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x53f09f…
05-29 01:00:45	Will Bitcoin reach $75,000 on May 28?	No	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x83d0d2…
05-29 01:00:43	Will Ethereum reach $2,050 on May 28?	No	BUY	9	99¢	$9	0xc0f047…
05-28 19:47:00	Bitcoin above 73,200 on May 28, 4PM ET?	Yes	BUY	102	98¢	$100	0xf5c867…
05-28 15:12:25	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $72,000 on May 28?	Yes	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0xa0c7f1…
05-28 09:45:31	Bitcoin above 73,600 on May 28, 6AM ET?	No	BUY	105	95¢	$100	0x9ee58b…
05-28 01:37:11	Will Ethereum reach $2,100 on May 27?	No	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x6a56e4…
05-28 01:37:02	Will Ethereum reach $2,100 on May 27?	No	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x20f482…
05-27 14:53:30	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 27?	Yes	BUY	57	99¢	$56	0xe14a0b…
05-27 14:28:04	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $76,000 on May 27?	No	BUY	75	98¢	$74	0x107f45…
05-27 14:19:07	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 27?	No	BUY	10	98¢	$10	0x881791…
05-27 01:42:51	Will Bitcoin dip to $75,000 on May 26?	No	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x2ce8ef…
05-26 18:14:12	S&P 500 (SPY) closes above $760 on May 26?	No	BUY	14	99¢	$14	0x07a146…
05-26 15:39:09	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 26?	No	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0xc77cf9…
05-26 14:47:02	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,200 on May 26?	No	SELL	50	100¢	$50	0x2dcb73…
05-26 13:41:09	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 26?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0xac42e5…
05-26 13:01:02	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,200 on May 26?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0x72dea3…
05-23 14:17:17	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $76,000 on May 23?	No	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0xb7045e…
05-23 13:58:39	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 23?	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xf5099d…
05-23 13:58:39	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on May 23?	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xc99c4f…
05-23 13:58:37	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 23?	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xe3ab31…
05-22 13:33:24	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 22?	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0x579fc2…
05-21 22:25:04	Will Trump's remarks not air?	No	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x922544…
05-21 22:24:10	Will Trump's remarks not air?	No	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x3cb080…
05-21 13:18:40	Will the price of XRP be above $1.40 on May 21?	No	BUY	41	98¢	$40	0xcba428…
05-21 13:18:24	Will the price of XRP be above $1.40 on May 21?	No	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xbfe115…
05-21 01:21:43	Will XRP reach $1.40 on May 20?	No	BUY	6	96¢	$6	0xc5f061…
05-21 01:20:17	Will Ethereum dip to $2,100 on May 20?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0xdc5ff0…
05-21 01:18:51	Will Ethereum dip to $2,100 on May 20?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0x984531…
05-21 01:15:55	Will Bitcoin reach $79,000 on May 20?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$49	0x1e882d…
05-21 01:14:31	Will Bitcoin reach $79,000 on May 20?	No	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xdf1ba3…
05-20 15:38:44	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	Yes	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0xe30032…
05-20 15:38:44	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	Yes	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0xa25fe4…
05-20 15:21:24	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	Yes	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x6d0537…
05-20 15:21:24	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	Yes	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x1fd966…
05-19 14:27:43	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 19?	No	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0x0294a1…
05-19 13:29:27	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 19?	No	BUY	49	97¢	$47	0x451265…
05-19 13:29:25	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 19?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0x5db926…
05-18 15:07:22	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 18?	No	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0xd995f3…
05-18 14:20:35	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 18?	No	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xdb2477…
05-13 19:37:36	S&P 500 (SPY) closes above $755 on May 13?	No	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x29ed71…
05-12 14:39:30	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 12?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0x01d3d8…
05-12 14:31:22	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 12?	Yes	BUY	52	91¢	$47	0x061135…
05-12 01:09:08	Will Ethereum dip to $2,300 on May 11?	No	BUY	52	95¢	$50	0xc1d5de…
05-11 21:03:37	Will Israel advance through the first Eurovision Semi-Final?	Yes	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x0d7a40…
05-11 15:58:23	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 11?	No	SELL	52	100¢	$52	0xddecf5…
05-11 14:13:48	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 11?	Yes	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xa049f4…
05-11 13:43:24	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 11?	No	BUY	52	91¢	$48	0x618d50…
05-11 02:17:22	Will Ethereum dip to $2,250 on May 10?	No	BUY	4	99¢	$4	0x569582…
05-09 14:06:07	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on May 9?	Yes	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xad76dc…
05-08 13:03:07	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on May 8?	No	BUY	51	99¢	$50	0x939d3a…
05-07 21:02:25	Will the Liberal Democrats win at least 600 council seat elections in the 2026 United Kingdom local elections?	Yes	SELL	51	95¢	$48	0xd61183…
05-07 21:02:15	Will the Green Party win at least 500 council seat elections in the 2026 United Kingdom local elections?	Yes	SELL	52	95¢	$50	0x9702f2…
05-07 19:03:25	Will Amazon (AMZN) close above $270 on May 7?	Yes	BUY	53	95¢	$50	0x5b94b1…
05-07 19:03:22	Will Apple (AAPL) close above $285 on May 7?	Yes	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0x2d9f01…
05-07 18:46:55	Will Tesla (TSLA) close above $410 on May 7?	No	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0x9d557a…
05-07 17:22:43	Will Google (GOOGL) close above $400 on May 7?	No	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0x0432bf…
05-07 15:37:39	Will the price of XRP be above $1.40 on May 7?	No	BUY	52	97¢	$50	0x374ddf…
05-07 07:52:34	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 3AM ET	Up	SELL	52	97¢	$51	0xd135bf…
05-07 07:51:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	SELL	52	100¢	$52	0x2c1960…
05-07 07:51:31	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	SELL	50	99¢	$50	0xf90fb2…
05-07 07:41:51	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 3AM ET	Up	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0x949bc9…
05-07 06:47:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0x55427a…
05-07 06:47:49	XRP Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Up	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xf9d96a…
05-07 06:47:47	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Up	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xf47431…
05-07 06:47:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Up	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0x670d44…
05-07 06:31:29	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 2AM ET	Down	BUY	52	91¢	$47	0x6370ba…
05-07 06:08:30	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 12:00AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	50	96¢	$48	0x84492c…
05-07 05:52:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 7, 1AM ET	Up	BUY	52	95¢	$50	0xd2ec3c…
05-07 04:40:11	Solana Up or Down - May 7, 12AM ET	Up	BUY	52	97¢	$50	0x0b8ed3…
05-07 03:13:38	Will the Green Party win at least 500 council seat elections in the 2026 United Kingdom local elections?	Yes	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0x78c23b…
05-07 03:00:55	Will the Liberal Democrats win at least 600 council seat elections in the 2026 United Kingdom local elections?	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0x519d15…
05-07 02:46:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 10PM ET	Down	BUY	52	90¢	$47	0x901914…
05-07 02:46:54	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xe5d14b…
05-07 02:21:50	Ethereum above 2,305 on May 6, 11PM ET?	Yes	BUY	52	97¢	$50	0xe195f5…
05-07 02:14:22	Will XRP dip to $1.40 on May 6?	No	BUY	52	95¢	$49	0x8c0ad8…
05-07 01:52:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 9PM ET	Up	BUY	52	94¢	$49	0x1cb1a1…
05-07 01:11:42	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 8:00PM-12:00AM ET	Down	BUY	52	91¢	$48	0x3d37f8…
05-07 01:09:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 8:00PM-12:00AM ET	Down	BUY	50	93¢	$47	0x0880df…
05-07 01:02:43	Will Ethereum dip to $2,300 on May 6?	No	BUY	52	95¢	$50	0x20e090…
05-07 00:37:11	Bitcoin above 81,000 on May 6, 9PM ET?	Yes	BUY	52	87¢	$46	0xae525b…
05-06 23:12:01	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 4:00PM-8:00PM ET	Down	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0xf7a875…
05-06 23:10:23	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	52	75¢	$39	0xabb7b6…
05-06 23:10:18	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 7:00PM-7:15PM ET	Down	BUY	51	96¢	$49	0xf4512e…
05-06 22:44:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 6, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xbf94d7…
05-06 22:30:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 6PM ET	Down	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xd7de7e…
05-06 21:45:38	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 5PM ET	Up	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xb5487d…
05-06 20:55:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4PM ET	Down	BUY	52	93¢	$49	0x7598c6…
05-06 19:30:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 12:00PM-4:00PM ET	Down	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xa04884…
05-06 19:25:13	Solana Up or Down - May 6, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET	Up	BUY	52	78¢	$41	0x3c37ee…
05-06 19:10:35	XRP Up or Down - May 6, 3:00PM-3:15PM ET	Up	BUY	51	95¢	$49	0xb2cf71…
05-06 18:39:54	Will Meta (META) close above $610 on May 6?	Yes	BUY	2	97¢	$1	0xc52235…
05-06 18:39:54	Will Meta (META) close above $610 on May 6?	Yes	BUY	25	97¢	$24	0xa3f55e…
05-06 18:39:54	Will Meta (META) close above $610 on May 6?	Yes	BUY	25	97¢	$24	0x2a299a…