Sarcastic-Router — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$545

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

72.7%

Resolved

1,198

Trades

2,337

lifetime

Volume

$84.8K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$36

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-12

last 09-20 21:35

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 82 days

Categories

Other

73% 80% -$641

Crypto

22% 96% +$239

Politics

4% 92% -$155

Tech

0% 100% +$2

Sports

0% 100% +$7

Pop-Culture

0% 100% +$2

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 25 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 340 359	10	$600	250	350	-100	No	$0	04-03 13:43
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 320 339	5	$597	200	401	-200	No	-$3	04-03 12:38
Will the highest temperature in Atlanta be between 90-91°F on May 28?	8	$401	207	199	+8	No	-$1	05-28 13:26
bitcoin above 64k on april 8	5	$400	200	200	+0	Yes	+$0	04-08 11:05
highest temperature in london on april 2 2026 13c	16	$348	349	0	+349	No	+$0	04-02 21:50
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 300 319	4	$306	111	201	-90	No	-$6	04-03 08:37
elon musk of tweets march 27 april 3 280 299	7	$302	204	256	-51	No	-$149	04-03 12:40
highest temperature in hong kong on april 3 2026 27c	4	$301	152	152	+0	Yes	+$1	04-03 13:42
bitcoin above 74k on april 3	2	$300	50	250	-200	No	$0	04-03 13:42
Will the highest temperature in Warsaw be 24°C on May 27?	11	$298	201	101	+100	No	+$1	05-27 13:00
Will the highest temperature in Ankara be 24°C on May 28?	3	$248	152	102	+50	No	+$0	05-28 11:47
Will the highest temperature in Toronto be 22°C on May 28?	9	$213	117	102	+15	No	-$1	05-28 13:01
Will the highest temperature in Jakarta be 36°C on May 6?	3	$203	103	103	+0	No	+$3	05-06 07:27
Will the highest temperature in Manila be 35°C on May 27?	3	$201	102	102	+0	No	+$2	05-27 10:20
Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on May 20?	4	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	05-20 15:38
elon musk of tweets march 31 april 7 300 319	4	$201	209	0	+209	No	+$8	04-06 23:30
Will the price of XRP be between $1.00 and $1.10 on June 11?	8	$201	104	104	+0	No	+$1	06-11 15:31
Will the highest temperature in Karachi be 35°C on May 27?	2	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	05-27 11:56
Will the highest temperature in Dallas be 88°F or higher on June 5?	4	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	06-05 18:16
Will the highest temperature in Shanghai be 27°C on May 29?	2	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	05-29 09:50
Will the highest temperature in Amsterdam be 30°C on May 29?	2	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	05-29 11:39
Will the highest temperature in Manila be 30°C on June 5?	5	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	06-05 10:24
Will the highest temperature in Kuala Lumpur be 32°C on June 5?	2	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	06-05 10:02
Will the highest temperature in Karachi be 38°C or higher on May 30?	4	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	05-30 12:29
Will the highest temperature in Amsterdam be 17°C on June 5?	2	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	06-05 11:05
Will the highest temperature in Beijing be 35°C on May 29?	3	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	05-29 09:37
Will the highest temperature in Manila be 31°C on June 6?	4	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	06-06 10:06
us x iran ceasefire by april 7	5	$201	204	204	+0	Yes	-$199	04-08 11:07
Will the highest temperature in Hong Kong be 30°C on June 6?	2	$201	101	101	+0	Yes	+$1	06-06 10:48
Will the highest temperature in Paris be 30°C on May 27?	7	$201	101	101	+0	No	+$1	05-27 11:31

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
09-20 21:35:38	Will the Republican Party win the AR-03 House seat?	Yes	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x371544…
09-19 20:41:29	Spread: CD Santa Clara (-1.5)	SC Braga	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x8a927f…
09-18 14:33:19	Will Anthropic's IPO valuation be between $1.50T and $1.75T?	No	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0x5d0750…
09-18 13:33:05	Evan Stewart: Anytime Touchdown	Yes	BUY	7	68¢	$5	0xa4fa5b…
09-17 20:08:07	irl1 der gal 2026 09 18 first half team total home 3pt5	Under	SELL	5	3¢	$0	0x185a36…
09-17 20:08:04	wsl mci lfc 2026 09 18 team total away 3pt5	Under	SELL	5	3¢	$0	0x000703…
09-17 20:08:01	Raufoss IL vs. Stroemsgodset IF: O/U 0.5	Over	SELL	5	52¢	$3	0x0e7c9f…
09-17 20:07:55	Exact Score: Kasımpaşa SK 1 - 0 Konyaspor?	No	SELL	5	89¢	$5	0x568a20…
09-17 20:07:54	FK Kryvbas Kryvyi Rih vs. FK Kharkiv: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	SELL	6	5¢	$0	0x4c9d9f…
09-17 20:07:49	Exact Score: Deportivo Saprissa 1 - 0 CS Herediano?	No	SELL	6	87¢	$5	0x9490ae…
09-17 20:07:46	Madura United vs. Psim Yogyakarta: Madura United O/U 0.5	Under	SELL	22	20¢	$4	0x306fcb…
09-17 20:02:28	atp hewitt simakin 2026 09 17 game handicap away 4pt5	Ilia Simakin	SELL	11	45¢	$5	0x67cb12…
09-17 19:46:57	irl1 der gal 2026 09 18 first half team total home 3pt5	Under	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xde0c0c…
09-17 19:46:12	wsl mci lfc 2026 09 18 team total away 3pt5	Under	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xf03062…
09-17 18:39:21	Madura United vs. Psim Yogyakarta: Madura United O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	22	23¢	$5	0x656d14…
09-17 18:38:48	Allahyar Sayyad: Anytime Goalscorer	No	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xa213c6…
09-17 18:38:27	atp gomez blanc 2026 09 17	Darwin Blanch	BUY	6	85¢	$5	0x494343…
09-17 18:37:31	Raufoss IL vs. Stroemsgodset IF: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x6e3a0c…
09-17 18:35:43	Exact Score: Deportivo Saprissa 1 - 0 CS Herediano?	No	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x5656de…
09-17 18:35:03	Exact Score: Kasımpaşa SK 1 - 0 Konyaspor?	No	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x65e89d…
09-17 18:33:40	atp hewitt simakin 2026 09 17 game handicap away 4pt5	Ilia Simakin	BUY	11	47¢	$5	0xd693b9…
09-17 18:02:34	FK Kryvbas Kryvyi Rih vs. FK Kharkiv: 1st Half O/U 1.5	Over	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x77e0d9…
09-17 14:15:16	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on September 17?	No	SELL	50	100¢	$50	0x9176f0…
09-16 19:24:25	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on September 17?	No	BUY	50	98¢	$49	0x40bfbe…
09-16 15:39:08	Will Trump say "Hottest" during his remarks in North Carolina?	Yes	BUY	53	94¢	$50	0xa8af81…
09-16 15:29:44	Will the price of Bitcoin be between $78,000 and $80,000 on September 16?	No	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x941bb7…
09-16 15:15:59	Will the price of Bitcoin be between $78,000 and $80,000 on September 16?	No	SELL	35	100¢	$35	0xd145d5…
09-16 15:02:54	Will the price of Bitcoin be between $78,000 and $80,000 on September 16?	No	SELL	10	100¢	$10	0x9af3e1…
09-16 15:02:54	Will the price of Bitcoin be between $78,000 and $80,000 on September 16?	No	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x18566d…
09-16 12:28:57	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 64-65°F on September 16?	Yes	SELL	41	98¢	$40	0x109648…
09-16 12:23:12	Will the price of Bitcoin be between $78,000 and $80,000 on September 16?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$50	0x0e1ef7…
09-16 12:01:09	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 64-65°F on September 16?	Yes	SELL	10	98¢	$10	0x5e9a22…
09-16 11:59:48	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 60-61°F on September 16?	No	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x4afccb…
09-16 11:46:43	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 60-61°F on September 16?	No	SELL	20	99¢	$20	0xb7b7f4…
09-16 11:45:24	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 60-61°F on September 16?	No	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x4f979e…
09-16 11:33:27	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 60-61°F on September 16?	No	SELL	20	99¢	$20	0xde4f91…
09-16 10:18:19	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 64-65°F on September 16?	Yes	BUY	51	97¢	$49	0x271b5d…
09-16 09:52:55	Will the lowest temperature in New York City be between 60-61°F on September 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0x5a575a…
09-16 09:30:16	Will the highest temperature in Moscow be 15°C on September 16?	No	SELL	49	100¢	$48	0xe6276b…
09-16 09:13:48	Will the highest temperature in Moscow be 15°C on September 16?	No	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x330fd3…
09-16 07:25:52	Will the highest temperature in Seoul (Incheon) be 27°C on September 16?	Yes	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0x76a7db…
09-16 06:11:07	Will the highest temperature in Seoul (Incheon) be 27°C on September 16?	Yes	BUY	51	97¢	$49	0x10ef21…
09-16 05:42:33	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on September 16?	No	BUY	51	97¢	$49	0xd70235…
09-16 02:04:25	Will the highest temperature in Busan be 27°C on September 16?	No	SELL	51	100¢	$51	0xa978bf…
09-16 02:04:18	Will the highest temperature in Guangzhou be 29°C on September 16?	No	SELL	52	100¢	$52	0xdbd034…
09-16 01:42:04	Will the highest temperature in Guangzhou be 29°C on September 16?	No	BUY	52	96¢	$50	0xf2929d…
09-16 01:22:09	Will the highest temperature in Moscow be 15°C on September 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0xfff07d…
09-16 01:22:09	Will the highest temperature in Busan be 27°C on September 16?	No	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xa60ff2…
09-15 20:41:12	bitcoin above 72k on september 16 2026	Yes	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0x902af0…
09-15 20:21:18	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $80,000 on September 16?	No	BUY	51	98¢	$50	0xa975b5…
09-15 19:01:27	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $82,000 on September 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0x62638e…
06-16 14:53:50	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	0	100¢	$0	0xd4d694…
06-16 12:46:51	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 80-81°F on June 16?	No	SELL	42	99¢	$42	0xfa82e0…
06-16 12:20:01	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	SELL	14	99¢	$14	0xca2f72…
06-16 12:13:39	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 80-81°F on June 16?	No	SELL	8	99¢	$7	0x6864e0…
06-16 12:05:00	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x0cb473…
06-16 12:04:57	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x5f0988…
06-16 11:54:33	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	SELL	19	99¢	$19	0x481a87…
06-16 11:43:21	Will the highest temperature in Miami be between 88-89°F on June 16?	No	SELL	50	98¢	$49	0xb04479…
06-16 11:39:27	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	SELL	3	97¢	$3	0xa8690b…
06-16 11:38:27	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	SELL	15	97¢	$15	0xf614d7…
06-16 11:38:27	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	SELL	15	97¢	$15	0x76fed8…
06-16 11:38:27	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	SELL	15	97¢	$15	0x24b675…
06-16 11:36:37	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	SELL	2	97¢	$2	0x77fd64…
06-16 11:35:55	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 86-87°F on June 16?	No	SELL	1	98¢	$1	0xe20841…
06-16 11:35:43	Will the highest temperature in San Francisco be between 76-77°F on June 16?	No	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0xf0c401…
06-16 11:35:28	Will the highest temperature in San Francisco be between 76-77°F on June 16?	No	SELL	48	99¢	$47	0x0e6738…
06-16 11:32:39	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 86-87°F on June 16?	No	SELL	49	98¢	$48	0x75afcb…
06-16 11:31:34	Will the lowest temperature in Miami be between 74-75°F on June 16?	No	SELL	50	98¢	$49	0x4649d1…
06-16 11:31:27	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	SELL	7	99¢	$7	0x655d16…
06-16 11:22:37	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	12	100¢	$12	0xbbec18…
06-16 11:18:09	Will the highest temperature in Denver be between 86-87°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0xb06058…
06-16 11:18:07	Will the highest temperature in Paris be 25°C or below on June 16?	No	BUY	6	99¢	$6	0x2c694b…
06-16 11:07:42	Will the lowest temperature in Miami be between 74-75°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	98¢	$49	0x3ed30b…
06-16 11:03:15	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	20	99¢	$20	0x7dcd23…
06-16 10:57:45	Will the highest temperature in Dallas be between 84-85°F on June 16?	No	BUY	20	99¢	$20	0xb32b49…
06-16 10:51:52	Will the highest temperature in San Francisco be between 74-75°F on June 16?	No	BUY	7	99¢	$7	0x8f702c…
06-16 10:51:45	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	3	99¢	$3	0x864cfd…
06-16 10:51:34	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	10	99¢	$10	0x7059ca…
06-16 10:51:34	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x4fdc6f…
06-16 10:42:36	Will the lowest temperature in Paris be 18°C on June 16?	No	BUY	24	99¢	$24	0xe62a87…
06-16 10:37:13	Will the highest temperature in Toronto be 25°C on June 16?	No	BUY	46	99¢	$45	0xbecb2c…
06-16 10:14:21	Will the highest temperature in Shenzhen be 26°C on June 16?	Yes	SELL	50	100¢	$50	0xef96b8…
06-16 10:02:06	Will the highest temperature in New York City be between 82-83°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0x9451a0…
06-16 09:43:19	Will the highest temperature in Shenzhen be 26°C on June 16?	Yes	BUY	21	98¢	$21	0xd270b3…
06-16 09:43:19	Will the highest temperature in Shenzhen be 26°C on June 16?	Yes	BUY	29	98¢	$29	0x733d6c…
06-16 09:10:51	Will the highest temperature in London be 28°C on June 16?	No	BUY	35	99¢	$35	0xb3c17d…
06-16 09:10:49	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 78-79°F on June 16?	No	BUY	25	99¢	$25	0x76dd4f…
06-16 09:07:37	Will the highest temperature in Istanbul be 26°C on June 16?	No	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x62e27a…
06-16 09:01:34	Will the highest temperature in Milan be 28°C on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$49	0x7c08ed…
06-16 09:01:33	Will the highest temperature in San Francisco be 65°F or below on June 16?	No	BUY	30	98¢	$30	0x3415ea…
06-16 09:01:31	Will the highest temperature in Houston be between 86-87°F on June 16?	No	BUY	2	99¢	$2	0x8836d5…
06-16 09:01:30	Will the highest temperature in Dallas be between 94-95°F on June 16?	No	BUY	25	99¢	$25	0x7f9684…
06-16 09:01:28	Will the highest temperature in San Francisco be between 76-77°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$49	0x31125b…
06-16 09:01:27	Will the highest temperature in Miami be between 88-89°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0x662c36…
06-16 09:01:22	Will the highest temperature in Austin be between 80-81°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0xf2b2a1…
06-16 09:01:21	Will the highest temperature in Chicago be between 68-69°F on June 16?	No	BUY	50	99¢	$50	0xa3944a…
06-15 16:56:04	Will the highest temperature in Panama City be 29°C on June 15?	No	SELL	33	97¢	$32	0x7ef606…
06-15 13:23:30	Will the highest temperature in Seattle be between 84-85°F on June 15?	No	SELL	2	98¢	$2	0xc706a9…
06-15 13:00:13	Will the highest temperature in Panama City be 29°C on June 15?	No	SELL	3	97¢	$3	0x434ddc…