Functional-Pants — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$1.78K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

97.9%

Resolved

256

Trades

469

lifetime

Volume

$628.3K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$1.34K

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-07

last 05-13 20:04

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

97% 91% $-3,342

Other

3% 80% +$1,559

Politics

0% 0% —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

7 active days in 12wk • peak 134 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,588	0	+7,588	Down	+$88	05-12 20:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,593	0	+7,593	Up	+$93	05-12 19:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	2	$7.5K	7,576	0	+7,576	Up	+$76	05-12 20:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,576	0	+7,576	Down	+$76	05-12 20:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,576	0	+7,576	Up	+$76	05-12 18:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	2	$7.5K	7,580	0	+7,580	Down	+$80	05-12 18:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,600	0	+7,600	Up	+$100	05-12 20:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	4	$7.5K	7,593	0	+7,593	Down	+$93	05-12 20:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	2	$7.5K	7,577	0	+7,577	Up	+$77	05-12 19:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	3	$7.5K	7,583	0	+7,583	Down	+$83	05-12 19:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	5	$7.5K	7,718	0	+7,718	Down	+$218	05-12 18:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	4	$7.3K	7,429	0	+7,429	Up	+$110	05-12 20:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	3	$7.2K	7,266	0	+7,266	Down	+$91	05-12 21:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	3	$7.0K	7,089	0	+7,089	Down	+$89	05-12 17:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1:15PM-1:20PM ET	3	$7.0K	7,071	0	+7,071	Up	+$71	05-12 17:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	3	$7.0K	7,071	0	+7,071	Up	+$71	05-12 17:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	4	$6.8K	6,840	0	+6,840	Down	+$80	05-12 20:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	3	$6.0K	6,063	0	+6,063	Up	+$63	05-12 17:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	2	$6.0K	6,065	0	+6,065	Down	+$65	05-12 09:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	2	$6.0K	6,062	0	+6,062	Down	+$62	05-11 20:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	3	$6.0K	6,061	0	+6,061	Up	+$61	05-12 11:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	2	$6.0K	6,070	0	+6,070	Up	+$70	05-12 21:09
Dota 2: Tundra Esports vs 1win (BO3) - 1win Essence Playoffs	26	$6.0K	3,498	3,498	+0	1win	+$991	05-08 18:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	3	$5.8K	5,844	0	+5,844	Down	+$67	05-12 17:58
LoL: Ninjas in Pyjamas vs Invictus Gaming - Game 2 Winner	7	$5.7K	3,017	3,017	+0	Invictus Gaming	+$301	05-09 10:42
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	5	$5.4K	5,055	5,055	+0	Down	$-4,580	05-12 21:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	4	$5.4K	5,434	0	+5,434	Up	+$77	05-12 18:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:35PM-3:40PM ET	2	$5.0K	5,051	0	+5,051	Up	+$51	05-11 19:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	2	$5.0K	5,055	0	+5,055	Up	+$55	05-12 11:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	3	$5.0K	5,054	0	+5,054	Down	+$54	05-11 19:04

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-13 20:04:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	9	99¢	$9	0x50914b…
05-13 19:44:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	9	99¢	$9	0x8779eb…
05-13 19:39:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:35PM-3:40PM ET	Up	BUY	9	99¢	$9	0x1d4668…
05-13 19:34:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	9	98¢	$9	0xadff52…
05-13 19:29:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Up	BUY	9	99¢	$9	0x2d814d…
05-13 19:21:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Down	BUY	8	49¢	$4	0x11b07c…
05-13 19:14:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Up	BUY	461	93¢	$430	0x615a03…
05-13 19:03:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	Down	BUY	431	97¢	$420	0x24a962…
05-13 18:54:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Up	BUY	424	99¢	$420	0xd859aa…
05-13 18:48:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	404	99¢	$400	0xb90406…
05-13 18:39:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Up	BUY	415	96¢	$400	0xc9ec69…
05-13 18:34:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	404	99¢	$400	0x142688…
05-13 18:30:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	395	99¢	$390	0x0e3b28…
05-13 18:24:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 2:20PM-2:25PM ET	Up	BUY	392	97¢	$380	0x0f0694…
05-13 17:59:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	374	99¢	$370	0xafd4e7…
05-13 17:49:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	381	97¢	$370	0xf23370…
05-13 17:43:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	369	99¢	$365	0xe6b6f9…
05-13 17:19:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:15PM-1:20PM ET	Up	BUY	349	95¢	$330	0x1d5a16…
05-13 17:14:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:10PM-1:15PM ET	Up	BUY	337	98¢	$330	0x5e270e…
05-13 17:08:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:05PM-1:10PM ET	Down	BUY	343	96¢	$330	0xeac5a4…
05-13 17:03:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 1:00PM-1:05PM ET	Up	BUY	325	99¢	$322	0xf0839f…
05-13 16:59:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:55PM-1:00PM ET	Up	BUY	325	99¢	$322	0xab604a…
05-13 16:53:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:50PM-12:55PM ET	Down	BUY	321	98¢	$315	0xcb8b78…
05-13 16:48:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Up	BUY	318	99¢	$315	0x206ab1…
05-13 16:44:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET	Up	BUY	296	98¢	$290	0x4efb40…
05-13 16:33:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Up	BUY	299	97¢	$290	0x510e7f…
05-13 16:28:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	302	96¢	$290	0x55d035…
05-13 16:23:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	286	95¢	$270	0x770223…
05-13 16:13:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	253	99¢	$250	0x141afb…
05-13 16:08:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	263	95¢	$250	0x639f48…
05-13 16:03:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	BUY	208	96¢	$200	0x923b2f…
05-13 15:44:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	Up	BUY	268	99¢	$265	0xe4353b…
05-13 15:39:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Down	BUY	263	95¢	$250	0x3ad3e1…
05-13 15:28:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Down	BUY	272	92¢	$250	0xf78480…
05-13 08:24:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	258	97¢	$250	0x8e4350…
05-13 08:14:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	255	98¢	$250	0x133298…
05-13 08:08:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Down	BUY	258	97¢	$250	0xfb9e10…
05-13 08:04:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	261	96¢	$250	0x868483…
05-13 07:58:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 13, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Up	BUY	244	82¢	$200	0xbf5aa2…
05-12 22:39:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:35PM-6:40PM ET	Down	BUY	5,051	99¢	$5,000	0xf24155…
05-12 22:33:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2,616	99¢	$2,590	0x7cc7dc…
05-12 22:33:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2,434	99¢	$2,410	0x08cf81…
05-12 22:24:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Down	BUY	4,773	99¢	$4,725	0xb1402b…
05-12 22:24:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Down	BUY	277	99¢	$275	0x98929c…
05-12 22:18:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	98	99¢	$97	0xd2524f…
05-12 22:18:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	1,000	98¢	$980	0x273711…
05-12 22:18:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	3,963	99¢	$3,923	0x19b1c6…
05-12 22:14:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3,237	99¢	$3,205	0xda3bc2…
05-12 22:14:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1,822	99¢	$1,795	0x202a2f…
05-12 22:08:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3,234	98¢	$3,184	0x51b4cd…
05-12 22:08:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1,733	99¢	$1,716	0x35af1a…
05-12 21:59:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Up	BUY	4,534	99¢	$4,489	0x419551…
05-12 21:59:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Up	BUY	213	99¢	$211	0x019194…
05-12 21:54:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Up	BUY	4,747	99¢	$4,700	0x3277cb…
05-12 21:49:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Down	BUY	950	98¢	$932	0x93e268…
05-12 21:49:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Down	BUY	3,806	99¢	$3,768	0x2489f7…
05-12 21:33:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:30PM-5:35PM ET	Down	BUY	4,747	99¢	$4,700	0xc27544…
05-12 21:23:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2,287	98¢	$2,241	0xbd389b…
05-12 21:23:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Down	BUY	2,282	99¢	$2,259	0x998fa8…
05-12 21:19:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	SELL	1,389	4¢	$53	0xfbc366…
05-12 21:19:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	SELL	2,146	1¢	$31	0xe3ca5a…
05-12 21:19:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	SELL	1,521	22¢	$336	0x490f22…
05-12 21:19:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	BUY	1,412	99¢	$1,398	0x8cea9c…
05-12 21:19:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	BUY	3,643	99¢	$3,602	0x3c53bc…
05-12 21:14:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2,197	99¢	$2,175	0x2a0978…
05-12 21:14:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3,213	99¢	$3,181	0x8d26fe…
05-12 21:14:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1,856	98¢	$1,819	0x365bf1…
05-12 21:09:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	Up	BUY	1,010	99¢	$1,000	0x3e1d5c…
05-12 21:09:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5,060	99¢	$5,000	0x3a5ddf…
05-12 20:54:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0xdc883e…
05-12 20:53:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2,200	98¢	$2,156	0x9ea86b…
05-12 20:53:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2,875	99¢	$2,844	0x705f58…
05-12 20:48:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Down	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0x25f290…
05-12 20:48:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Down	BUY	3,293	99¢	$3,259	0xd27cbf…
05-12 20:48:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Down	BUY	1,653	98¢	$1,620	0x9638b9…
05-12 20:48:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Down	BUY	122	99¢	$121	0x6a93b5…
05-12 20:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0xda040d…
05-12 20:44:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5,051	99¢	$5,000	0x42871e…
05-12 20:38:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0xd6e036…
05-12 20:38:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	BUY	4,920	99¢	$4,871	0x48c495…
05-12 20:38:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Down	BUY	130	99¢	$129	0x0aff89…
05-12 20:34:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5,051	99¢	$5,000	0x3c758d…
05-12 20:29:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2,236	99¢	$2,213	0x0bf08f…
05-12 20:29:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	108	99¢	$106	0x078a8a…
05-12 20:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2,890	99¢	$2,856	0xb15edd…
05-12 20:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2,196	98¢	$2,144	0x791e60…
05-12 20:19:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5,051	99¢	$5,000	0x1a2d0c…
05-12 20:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0x5626d1…
05-12 20:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	1,462	98¢	$1,436	0xf5a93b…
05-12 20:14:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	3,600	99¢	$3,564	0xe897cf…
05-12 20:08:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1,777	99¢	$1,759	0x110e20…
05-12 20:08:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3,873	99¢	$3,834	0xc6b0cb…
05-12 20:08:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	38	99¢	$38	0xb58de8…
05-12 20:08:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1,151	98¢	$1,128	0x01cf61…
05-12 19:48:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0x727434…
05-12 19:48:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	727	99¢	$720	0x4273d5…
05-12 19:48:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	4,341	99¢	$4,280	0x0e3fed…
05-12 19:44:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2,989	99¢	$2,959	0x808752…
05-12 19:44:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2,062	99¢	$2,041	0x6883bd…
05-12 19:34:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2,525	99¢	$2,500	0xc72dd4…