Funny-Ischemia — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$147

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

48.4%

Resolved

Trades

401

lifetime

Volume

$3.65K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-20

last 05-11 09:21

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 9 days

Categories

Crypto

42% 48% $-145

Sports

37% 38% +$3

Other

21% 0% $-5

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

45 active days in 12wk • peak 43 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (9) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	4	$79	51	51	+0	Down	+$21	05-11 08:28
nba lal gsw 2026 04 09	4	$77	60	60	+1	open	—	04-10 04:36
nba bos mia 2026 04 01	2	$62	38	37	+0	open	—	04-02 03:30
nba atl orl 2026 04 01	2	$56	35	35	+0	open	—	04-02 03:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	2	$56	36	36	+0	Up	+$16	05-11 08:16
nba den min 2026 04 23	2	$55	69	0	+69	open	—	04-24 02:30
nba phi bos 2026 04 21	2	$46	42	41	+1	open	—	04-22 02:16
ucl rma1 bay1 2026 04 07 bay1	2	$44	30	30	+0	open	—	04-07 21:35
nba cle gsw 2026 04 02	2	$40	22	22	+0	open	—	04-03 05:31
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	1	$40	81	0	+81	Down	$-40	05-11 09:16
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	1	$40	98	0	+98	Up	$-40	05-11 09:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	4	$39	42	42	+0	Down	+$4	05-11 08:25
Lakers vs. Rockets	2	$36	26	26	+0	open	—	05-02 04:40
Trail Blazers vs. Spurs	3	$35	72	19	+53	open	—	04-29 04:07
nba orl bos 2026 04 12	4	$35	45	32	+13	open	—	04-13 00:23
lal mal rea 2026 04 04 mal	2	$33	20	20	+0	open	—	04-04 17:04
nba min dal 2026 03 30	2	$31	18	18	+0	open	—	03-31 02:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	3	$30	45	23	+22	Up	$-10	05-11 07:48
bun bay stu 2026 04 19 bay	1	$30	43	0	+43	open	—	04-18 12:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	1	$30	46	0	+46	Down	$-30	05-11 08:06
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	1	$29	67	0	+67	Up	$-29	05-11 09:00
nba phx orl 2026 03 31	2	$28	19	18	+0	open	—	04-01 02:06
bun wer bay 2026 02 14 bay	2	$28	16	16	+0	open	—	02-14 17:09
ucl bay usg1 2026 01 21 bay	2	$27	14	14	+0	open	—	01-22 01:15
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	2	$27	18	18	+0	open	—	05-02 04:47
nba phi hou 2026 04 09	2	$26	16	16	+0	open	—	04-10 01:57
dfb lev bay 2026 04 22 bay	1	$25	42	0	+42	open	—	04-22 08:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	1	$25	38	0	+38	Down	$-25	05-11 08:01
bun pau bay 2026 04 11 bay	1	$25	35	0	+35	open	—	04-11 02:21
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET	3	$25	27	19	+8	open	—	05-02 04:39

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-11 09:21:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	25	62¢	$16	0xc37fdb…
05-11 09:16:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	81	49¢	$40	0x63237d…
05-11 09:05:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Down	BUY	98	41¢	$40	0x46ec40…
05-11 09:00:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 5:00AM-5:05AM ET	Down	BUY	67	44¢	$29	0xfdbc76…
05-11 08:55:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Up	BUY	36	55¢	$20	0x79360c…
05-11 08:45:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Up	BUY	33	61¢	$20	0xcf58be…
05-11 08:30:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	Up	BUY	30	66¢	$20	0xb97592…
05-11 08:28:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	SELL	51	99¢	$50	0x717706…
05-11 08:26:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	25	65¢	$16	0x2eeebe…
05-11 08:26:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0x6d4495…
05-11 08:25:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Down	BUY	21	48¢	$10	0x8d032a…
05-11 08:25:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	SELL	11	99¢	$10	0x9f9b1e…
05-11 08:22:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	11	71¢	$8	0x1b7b23…
05-11 08:22:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	SELL	31	36¢	$11	0x5a2cfd…
05-11 08:20:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	31	32¢	$10	0xb7512f…
05-11 08:16:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Down	BUY	26	57¢	$15	0x676fa9…
05-11 08:16:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	SELL	36	100¢	$36	0x755d4d…
05-11 08:11:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	36	55¢	$20	0xcc8414…
05-11 08:06:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	Up	BUY	46	66¢	$30	0xe7711a…
05-11 08:01:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	BUY	38	65¢	$25	0x4a3ff9…
05-11 07:51:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	BUY	37	30¢	$11	0x70d58d…
05-11 07:48:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	22	45¢	$10	0x2c5ea2…
05-11 07:48:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	SELL	23	45¢	$10	0x1367ef…
05-11 07:47:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	23	44¢	$10	0xb621f8…
05-11 07:30:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:30AM-3:35AM ET	Down	BUY	65	31¢	$20	0x59941f…
05-11 07:26:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	31	65¢	$20	0x46fc2f…
05-11 07:20:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	33	46¢	$15	0x606ecd…
05-11 07:17:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x91bb10…
05-11 07:14:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	SELL	18	59¢	$11	0x095eaf…
05-11 07:11:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	18	28¢	$5	0xdd261d…
05-11 07:07:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	14	70¢	$10	0xf7c585…
05-11 07:05:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	68¢	$3	0xa67ccb…
05-11 07:01:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Down	BUY	20	51¢	$10	0x41f0ca…
05-11 06:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Up	BUY	18	56¢	$10	0x783588…
05-11 06:51:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	14	51¢	$7	0x054cb5…
05-11 06:46:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:45AM-2:50AM ET	Down	BUY	22	45¢	$10	0x6a88a7…
05-11 06:38:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Down	BUY	26	38¢	$10	0x39726b…
05-11 06:31:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	Down	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0xd87402…
05-11 06:15:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	13	62¢	$8	0x768431…
05-11 06:10:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x13daf2…
05-11 06:09:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	Down	SELL	9	1¢	$0	0x4fd236…
05-11 06:06:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 11, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	Down	BUY	9	57¢	$5	0x2e74f9…
05-11 01:25:26	Spurs vs. Timberwolves	Timberwolves	BUY	17	41¢	$7	0x54ec36…
05-09 03:09:05	Spurs vs. Timberwolves	Timberwolves	BUY	19	36¢	$7	0xe78c55…
05-08 03:21:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	14	49¢	$7	0x5ebb52…
05-07 12:55:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	20	49¢	$10	0x0966bc…
05-07 01:53:08	Timberwolves vs. Spurs	Timberwolves	BUY	25	24¢	$6	0xbb41cb…
05-06 10:15:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	16	51¢	$8	0xc4b756…
05-06 10:10:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	32	31¢	$10	0xdfe71e…
05-06 10:07:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Up	BUY	30	33¢	$10	0xc464db…
05-06 09:56:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	21	57¢	$12	0xdce449…
05-06 09:52:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	21	52¢	$11	0x5572ef…
05-06 09:42:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	19	52¢	$10	0xedbf6e…
05-06 09:42:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	SELL	12	34¢	$4	0xaf2dda…
05-06 09:40:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	12	52¢	$6	0x8c9ac4…
05-06 09:37:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Up	BUY	11	54¢	$6	0x5ea4fe…
05-06 09:21:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	17	60¢	$10	0x6a258f…
05-06 09:16:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Up	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0xa9bb3a…
05-06 08:35:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	21	58¢	$12	0xbd5cad…
05-06 08:25:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:25AM-4:30AM ET	Up	BUY	22	40¢	$9	0xb3327f…
05-06 08:20:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0x474e05…
05-06 08:10:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	25	59¢	$15	0x2b96a3…
05-06 08:01:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	43	47¢	$20	0x314b78…
05-06 07:55:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Down	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0x3b0e9a…
05-06 07:41:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	18	55¢	$10	0x3085a1…
05-06 07:29:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	20	74¢	$15	0x17118a…
05-06 07:22:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:20AM-3:25AM ET	Up	BUY	18	57¢	$10	0x541661…
05-06 07:10:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Down	BUY	34	59¢	$20	0x7ba9c3…
05-06 07:05:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:05AM-3:10AM ET	Down	BUY	29	21¢	$6	0x88b4e3…
05-06 07:03:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Up	BUY	18	56¢	$10	0xf1837c…
05-06 06:55:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:55AM-3:00AM ET	Up	BUY	17	35¢	$6	0x74c72b…
05-06 06:40:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:40AM-2:45AM ET	Up	BUY	16	61¢	$10	0x00e874…
05-06 06:31:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	Up	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0xe23a04…
05-06 06:25:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	16	37¢	$6	0x0628e3…
05-06 06:16:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 2:15AM-2:20AM ET	Down	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0xee6f82…
05-06 05:45:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 1:45AM-1:50AM ET	Down	BUY	15	40¢	$6	0xee7980…
05-05 14:51:34	Lakers vs. Thunder	Lakers	BUY	50	14¢	$7	0x5f70e3…
05-05 14:51:06	Cavaliers vs. Pistons	Pistons	BUY	34	59¢	$20	0x8ecc48…
05-05 14:46:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x7307c5…
05-05 14:44:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	22	46¢	$10	0x9ab25b…
05-05 14:37:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Down	BUY	13	46¢	$6	0x639edc…
05-05 09:46:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Down	BUY	7	41¢	$3	0x3ca5ee…
05-05 09:35:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Down	BUY	24	41¢	$10	0x0d3332…
05-05 09:33:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Down	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0xfa6436…
05-05 09:21:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	12	58¢	$7	0xe86f78…
05-05 09:18:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	17	58¢	$10	0x4a4518…
05-05 01:46:08	Timberwolves vs. Spurs	Timberwolves	BUY	29	21¢	$6	0x2e94f8…
05-05 01:15:38	76ers vs. Knicks	76ers	BUY	50	8¢	$4	0x4c47c9…
05-04 16:43:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET	Up	BUY	18	56¢	$10	0x9b7dc1…
05-04 16:37:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	Up	BUY	31	48¢	$15	0x214e8d…
05-04 16:33:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	BUY	12	56¢	$7	0x80ea76…
05-04 15:06:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Up	BUY	16	63¢	$10	0x9e4cd1…
05-04 09:50:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	17	59¢	$10	0x524d91…
05-04 09:41:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	32	47¢	$15	0x3c13a9…
05-04 09:39:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	Down	BUY	19	79¢	$15	0x8cbd46…
05-04 09:30:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:30AM-5:35AM ET	Up	BUY	27	37¢	$10	0x4b1d64…
05-04 09:26:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:25AM-5:30AM ET	Down	BUY	33	18¢	$6	0x78d508…
05-04 09:21:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	14	71¢	$10	0xf5ded6…
05-04 08:59:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	SELL	13	24¢	$3	0x415328…
05-04 08:59:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	13	15¢	$2	0x1a6cdb…