Sarcastic-Designer — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$18.2K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

81.1%

Resolved

1,411

Trades

2,653

lifetime

Volume

$410.0K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$155

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-04

last 09-02 01:18

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 56 days

Categories

Crypto

99% 81% -$17,666

Other

1% 88% -$288

Sports

0% 0% -$230

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

17 active days in 12wk • peak 230 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	4	$2.1K	1,704	1,704	+0	Down	+$68	05-22 14:20
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-20 12:25 UTC	4	$2.0K	2,221	0	+2,221	Down	-$369	07-20 12:30
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 15:20 UTC	9	$1.8K	2,374	1,148	+1,226	Up	+$586	06-07 15:21
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-14 04:55 UTC	7	$1.8K	2,990	2,265	+725	Up	+$80	07-14 04:59
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-25 05:45 UTC	5	$1.7K	1,731	998	+732	Up	+$64	06-25 05:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	3	$1.7K	1,824	1,304	+519	Down	+$213	05-22 14:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 22, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	5	$1.7K	2,118	1,483	+635	Up	+$285	05-22 14:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	3	$1.6K	1,211	706	+505	Up	+$98	06-02 11:38
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-20 08:40 UTC	3	$1.5K	1,541	0	+1,541	Down	+$41	07-20 08:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-05 14:05 UTC	2	$1.4K	1,132	1,132	+0	Up	+$440	06-05 14:07
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 09:05 UTC	3	$1.4K	1,254	675	+579	Down	+$3	06-08 09:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	6	$1.4K	2,093	1,588	+505	Up	+$274	05-23 08:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	5	$1.3K	5,906	0	+5,906	Down	-$1,304	09-01 10:52
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 03:25 UTC	2	$1.3K	857	857	+0	Up	+$294	08-30 03:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	6	$1.3K	1,004	829	+175	Down	+$87	05-31 13:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-05 11:15 UTC	2	$1.3K	767	767	+0	Up	+$251	06-05 11:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	2	$1.2K	935	935	+0	Down	+$233	06-02 08:46
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-09 12:10 UTC	7	$1.2K	1,027	925	+102	Up	+$114	08-09 12:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-05 11:25 UTC	2	$1.2K	774	774	+0	Up	+$212	06-05 11:28
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-18 06:40 UTC	5	$1.2K	790	790	+0	Up	+$365	08-18 06:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-09 09:50 UTC	4	$1.2K	793	672	+121	Up	+$81	08-09 09:54
Detroit Tigers vs. Tampa Bay Rays	2	$1.1K	638	638	+0	Detroit Tigers	-$70	06-01 23:42
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-25 04:55 UTC	2	$1.1K	625	625	+0	Up	+$109	06-25 04:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 4:05AM-4:10AM ET	4	$1.1K	1,192	0	+1,192	Down	+$84	06-02 08:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 2, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	3	$1.1K	1,148	0	+1,148	Down	+$48	06-02 08:19
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-20 08:15 UTC	3	$1.1K	1,212	0	+1,212	Down	-$958	07-20 08:19
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 15:30 UTC	2	$1.1K	611	611	+0	Up	+$99	06-07 15:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-07 12:20 UTC	3	$1.1K	674	674	+0	Down	+$89	06-07 12:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - June 5, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	2	$1.1K	649	649	+0	Up	+$80	06-05 15:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	3	$1.1K	918	466	+452	Down	+$130	05-03 23:59

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
09-02 01:18:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	211	47¢	$100	0x69afc1…
09-02 00:43:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	Up	BUY	105	95¢	$100	0x194004…
09-02 00:38:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x628066…
09-02 00:34:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xdee9f6…
09-02 00:33:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Up	BUY	114	88¢	$100	0x270809…
09-02 00:21:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	126	80¢	$100	0xd814ba…
09-02 00:13:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0xb27a1c…
09-02 00:12:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xa6fcc0…
09-02 00:12:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xf74542…
09-02 00:12:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Down	BUY	111	90¢	$100	0xe79f08…
09-02 00:06:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0xa3274c…
09-02 00:06:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x9d0c2f…
09-02 00:06:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x78e96a…
09-02 00:06:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x0dff16…
09-02 00:06:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x7d7f70…
09-02 00:06:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x5d7514…
09-02 00:06:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x13d8d3…
09-02 00:06:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x7a9c17…
09-02 00:06:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x35cfbc…
09-02 00:06:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x04cbd8…
09-02 00:06:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0x9b3feb…
09-02 00:06:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0xf88332…
09-02 00:06:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0x8598c6…
09-02 00:06:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0xe29eda…
09-02 00:06:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0x022f65…
09-02 00:06:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x8c0cf6…
09-02 00:06:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x0b8dfa…
09-01 10:52:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1,278	24¢	$301	0xbb0ffd…
09-01 10:52:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1,124	17¢	$190	0x83012a…
09-01 10:52:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1,197	20¢	$241	0xefeddb…
09-01 10:52:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1,631	16¢	$259	0x76f31d…
09-01 10:50:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	676	46¢	$313	0xc7f732…
09-01 10:46:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Up	BUY	658	76¢	$500	0x907b2a…
09-01 10:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x18cd4d…
09-01 10:43:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xdad20f…
09-01 10:43:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0xa1f584…
09-01 10:43:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x64417e…
09-01 10:43:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0xd62f95…
09-01 10:43:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0x7daa1d…
09-01 10:30:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Down	BUY	230	43¢	$100	0xf1adf5…
09-01 10:24:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Up	BUY	896	56¢	$500	0x33c1ab…
09-01 10:17:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Down	BUY	547	91¢	$500	0x8a3a7f…
09-01 10:13:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0xf791f2…
09-01 10:12:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	568	88¢	$500	0xd409bb…
09-01 10:11:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	148	68¢	$100	0xdf982a…
09-01 10:08:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Down	BUY	104	96¢	$100	0x3fdd95…
09-01 10:07:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Down	BUY	119	84¢	$100	0xea8bcf…
09-01 10:07:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Down	BUY	122	82¢	$100	0x9622a8…
09-01 09:59:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	196	51¢	$100	0xcb3f5d…
09-01 09:59:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	196	51¢	$100	0x77d708…
09-01 09:59:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	200	50¢	$100	0xfe5e1b…
09-01 09:56:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1,000	50¢	$500	0x261e4d…
09-01 09:48:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	185	54¢	$100	0x82f559…
09-01 09:48:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	189	53¢	$100	0xabcd4e…
09-01 09:45:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	158	63¢	$100	0xd24a22…
08-31 01:57:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-31 01:55 UTC	Up	BUY	58	34¢	$20	0x0d3d48…
08-30 23:42:37	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:40 UTC	Down	BUY	109	92¢	$100	0x3e3410…
08-30 23:38:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:35 UTC	Down	BUY	118	85¢	$100	0x54b3d6…
08-30 23:37:45	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:35 UTC	Down	BUY	127	79¢	$100	0x557be7…
08-30 23:29:30	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:30 UTC	Up	BUY	166	60¢	$100	0xf201c3…
08-30 23:29:28	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:30 UTC	Up	BUY	176	57¢	$100	0xce46ec…
08-30 23:27:06	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 23:25 UTC	Up	BUY	131	76¢	$100	0x669ca5…
08-30 15:54:12	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 15:50 UTC	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x0a227b…
08-30 15:48:16	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 15:45 UTC	Up	SELL	112	93¢	$104	0xe76675…
08-30 15:48:01	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 15:45 UTC	Up	BUY	112	89¢	$100	0x4d0494…
08-30 15:26:45	Will Real Madrid CF win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	SELL	225	95¢	$213	0x225f9a…
08-30 15:18:54	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 15:15 UTC	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x14fbe1…
08-30 15:16:45	Will Real Madrid CF win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	BUY	225	89¢	$200	0x774549…
08-30 15:09:24	Will Chelsea FC win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	SELL	220	100¢	$220	0xf3a9f5…
08-30 14:54:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:50 UTC	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x76800b…
08-30 14:49:40	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:45 UTC	Up	BUY	102	98¢	$100	0xf5d82f…
08-30 14:37:33	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:35 UTC	Down	BUY	106	94¢	$100	0x2c3901…
08-30 14:32:43	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:30 UTC	Up	BUY	102	98¢	$100	0xab2afb…
08-30 14:27:12	Spread: Feyenoord Rotterdam (-1.5)	ADO Den Haag	SELL	108	100¢	$107	0x5ef74d…
08-30 14:24:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:20 UTC	Down	BUY	103	98¢	$100	0x949451…
08-30 14:19:24	Feyenoord Rotterdam vs. ADO Den Haag: Both Teams to Score	Yes	SELL	0	100¢	$0	0x2dfc9c…
08-30 14:18:46	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:15 UTC	Down	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0xdc3728…
08-30 14:14:55	Spread: Feyenoord Rotterdam (-1.5)	ADO Den Haag	BUY	108	93¢	$100	0xe76dbf…
08-30 14:13:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - August 30, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0xc6fea1…
08-30 14:04:03	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 14:00 UTC	Up	BUY	103	97¢	$100	0x011f77…
08-30 13:54:28	Feyenoord Rotterdam vs. ADO Den Haag: Both Teams to Score	Yes	SELL	104	99¢	$103	0x8741a8…
08-30 13:54:03	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:50 UTC	Down	SELL	127	86¢	$109	0x6f8aff…
08-30 13:53:48	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:50 UTC	Down	BUY	127	79¢	$100	0x087773…
08-30 13:42:42	Will Chelsea FC win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	BUY	220	91¢	$200	0x845ada…
08-30 13:39:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:35 UTC	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x0fd78c…
08-30 13:34:24	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:30 UTC	Down	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x4676b8…
08-30 13:29:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:25 UTC	Up	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0x9f762c…
08-30 13:29:04	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:25 UTC	Up	BUY	103	97¢	$100	0xb1c034…
08-30 13:19:51	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:15 UTC	Up	BUY	147	68¢	$100	0xe20286…
08-30 13:14:16	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:10 UTC	Down	BUY	37	99¢	$36	0xfa5530…
08-30 13:14:06	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:10 UTC	Down	BUY	101	99¢	$100	0xeeb28f…
08-30 13:09:12	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:05 UTC	Down	SELL	110	99¢	$109	0xb30628…
08-30 13:08:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:05 UTC	Down	BUY	110	91¢	$100	0x441015…
08-30 13:04:01	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:00 UTC	Down	SELL	158	75¢	$119	0xb0a036…
08-30 13:03:49	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 13:00 UTC	Down	BUY	158	63¢	$100	0x024cd3…
08-30 12:59:31	Will Rangers FC win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	SELL	110	100¢	$110	0x01a7ab…
08-30 12:48:28	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 12:45 UTC	Down	BUY	103	97¢	$100	0x6fb248…
08-30 12:47:01	Feyenoord Rotterdam vs. ADO Den Haag: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	104	96¢	$100	0x7eaa4d…
08-30 12:45:28	Will Rangers FC win on 2026-08-30?	Yes	BUY	110	91¢	$100	0x0b842f…
08-30 12:39:04	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 12:35 UTC	Down	BUY	102	98¢	$100	0x8ab652…