Sardonic-Utility — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$9

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

151

lifetime

Volume

$4.45K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$29

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-14

last 05-07 06:08

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cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

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26 active days in 12wk • peak 3 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (2) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by february 15	3	$232	130	130	+0	open	—	02-16 07:26
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by february 22	1	$203	281	0	+281	open	—	02-19 07:48
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by february 8	3	$187	108	108	+0	open	—	02-09 05:34
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by january 25	2	$110	60	60	+0	open	—	01-26 05:39
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by february 1	2	$99	59	59	+0	open	—	02-02 08:17
will bridgerton season 4 be the 2 global netflix show this week	1	$93	99	0	+99	open	—	02-16 07:39
mwoh can cze 2026 02 18	1	$92	100	0	+100	open	—	02-18 05:30
will the reserve bank of india make no change to the policy repo rate after the february meeting	2	$82	42	42	+0	open	—	02-06 07:37
val raad vib 2026 01 18	2	$71	41	41	+0	open	—	01-21 04:44
will annual inflation increase by 2pt7 in january 763	1	$70	75	0	+75	open	—	02-11 04:29
ebay quarterly earnings nongaap eps 02 18 2026 1pt35	1	$62	69	0	+69	open	—	02-18 05:34
highest temperature in chicago on february 10 2026 42forhigher	1	$61	67	0	+67	open	—	02-10 07:57
no change in the selic rate after bank of brazils january 2026 meeting	1	$60	65	0	+65	open	—	01-26 05:39
nba nyk uta 2026 03 11	2	$54	29	29	+0	open	—	03-12 03:53
nba sas mem 2026 03 25	2	$52	27	27	+0	open	—	03-26 04:44
adi quarterly earnings nongaap eps 02 18 2026 2pt3	1	$50	54	0	+54	open	—	02-18 05:33
bitcoin above 70k on february 9	1	$50	66	0	+66	open	—	02-09 05:42
bitcoin above 66k on february 16	1	$47	49	0	+49	open	—	02-16 07:41
gd quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 22 2026 3pt67	2	$47	26	26	+0	open	—	04-24 03:36
Will Sweetgreen (SG) beat quarterly earnings?	1	$45	48	0	+48	Yes	+$3	05-07 06:07
mwoh usa ger 2026 02 15	1	$45	50	0	+50	open	—	02-15 10:21
Will Disney (DIS) beat quarterly earnings?	1	$45	46	0	+46	Yes	+$1	05-06 07:25
por spo cas 2026 01 16 spo	1	$44	51	0	+51	open	—	01-16 02:35
will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 8	2	$44	24	24	+0	open	—	03-09 04:08
nba hou was 2026 03 02	2	$42	22	22	+0	open	—	03-03 03:56
nba det bkn 2026 03 10	2	$42	22	22	+0	open	—	03-11 03:44
cbb arz col 2026 03 07	2	$42	22	22	+0	open	—	03-08 08:12
Counter-Strike: Vitality vs FUT Esports (BO3) - BLAST Rivals Group A	1	$42	45	0	+45	open	—	04-29 07:31
will trump say israel or gaza during the 2026 state of the union address 833	2	$42	22	22	+0	open	—	02-25 04:39
will the us flu hospitalization rate per 100000 in week 12 be between 80 and 85	2	$41	21	21	+0	open	—	04-03 09:51

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-07 06:08:00	Will Expedia (EXPE) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	25	96¢	$24	0xae7966…
05-07 06:07:14	Will Sweetgreen (SG) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	48	93¢	$45	0xb99571…
05-06 07:25:50	Will Disney (DIS) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	46	98¢	$45	0x7aecba…
05-06 07:23:34	Will IONQ (IONQ) beat quarterly earnings?	Yes	BUY	44	91¢	$40	0x4ca102…
04-29 07:31:46	Counter-Strike: Vitality vs FUT Esports (BO3) - BLAST Rivals Group A	Vitality	BUY	45	94¢	$42	0xf76a37…
04-28 08:56:56	LoL: Natus Vincere vs Galions (BO3) - Esports World Cup EMEA Qualifier Playoffs	Natus Vincere	BUY	44	90¢	$40	0xab5555…
04-27 06:18:10	Will ChatGPT be #1 Free App in the US Apple App Store on April 28?	Yes	BUY	38	92¢	$35	0x069691…
04-24 03:36:38	gd quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 22 2026 3pt67	Yes	SELL	26	89¢	$23	0x481c42…
04-23 06:33:58	hon quarterly earnings nongaap eps 04 23 2026 2pt32	Yes	BUY	26	93¢	$24	0xa49491…
04-23 06:32:54	lol gen dnf 2026 04 23	Gen.G	BUY	26	93¢	$24	0x3ed3ba…
04-22 06:48:16	spx opens up or down on april 22 2026	Up	BUY	28	90¢	$25	0xee4e44…
04-22 06:47:44	highest temperature in singapore on april 22 2026 33c	Yes	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0x158b71…
04-22 06:45:52	gd quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 22 2026 3pt67	Yes	BUY	26	94¢	$24	0x1fa9b7…
04-20 06:23:52	wti up or down on april 20 2026	Up	BUY	32	94¢	$30	0xff746b…
04-17 06:44:30	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide from april 13 19	Yes	BUY	38	72¢	$27	0x13a481…
04-16 08:01:34	lol fec znt 2026 04 16	Frites Esports Club	BUY	28	95¢	$26	0xc1df2e…
04-16 08:00:46	lol hmble tts1 2026 04 16	HMBLE	BUY	29	93¢	$27	0x503b21…
04-15 06:26:26	ms quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 15 2026 3	Yes	BUY	26	96¢	$25	0xdd55cb…
04-15 06:23:30	bac quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 15 2026 1	Yes	BUY	27	92¢	$25	0xbb9bd8…
04-14 06:35:55	jnj quarterly earnings nongaap eps 04 14 2026 2pt68	Yes	BUY	25	92¢	$23	0xa9b276…
04-14 06:34:53	cs2 vit g2 2026 04 14	Vitality	BUY	25	92¢	$23	0x0953f1…
04-13 04:55:35	gs quarterly earnings gaap eps 04 13 2026 15pt95	Yes	BUY	24	93¢	$23	0x5b8be7…
04-10 08:43:49	nba phi ind 2026 04 10	76ers	BUY	23	92¢	$21	0xd30629…
04-10 08:43:05	nba orl chi 2026 04 10	Magic	BUY	22	91¢	$20	0xbcf4ad…
04-08 04:36:23	bitcoin above 70k on april 8	Yes	BUY	20	91¢	$18	0x9b2e30…
04-07 05:51:47	zelenskyy of tweets march 31 april 7 2026 60 79	Yes	BUY	18	94¢	$17	0x219254…
04-07 05:49:47	nba okc lal 2026 04 07	Thunder	BUY	22	93¢	$20	0xf8591b…
04-03 09:54:05	nba bos mil 2026 04 03	Celtics	BUY	15	93¢	$14	0x2e0a6d…
04-03 09:53:11	nba atl bkn 2026 04 03	Hawks	BUY	22	93¢	$20	0x1b6c2d…
04-03 09:51:25	will the us flu hospitalization rate per 100000 in week 12 be between 80 and 85	Yes	SELL	21	99¢	$21	0x94989c…
04-02 07:05:07	will the us flu hospitalization rate per 100000 in week 12 be between 80 and 85	Yes	BUY	21	94¢	$20	0x3fef8d…
04-01 04:16:55	nba phi was 2026 04 01	76ers	BUY	22	93¢	$20	0x671a26…
04-01 04:16:31	lw quarterly earnings nongaap eps 04 01 2026 0pt63	Yes	BUY	12	95¢	$11	0x404856…
03-31 04:09:11	nba cha bkn 2026 03 31	Hornets	BUY	15	92¢	$14	0x8bae20…
03-30 04:34:58	nba cle uta 2026 03 30	Cavaliers	BUY	16	93¢	$15	0x368932…
03-26 04:47:03	highest temperature in nyc on march 26 2026 66forhigher	Yes	BUY	29	94¢	$27	0x5a72ef…
03-26 04:44:47	nba sas mem 2026 03 25	Spurs	SELL	27	100¢	$27	0x8f9068…
03-25 05:39:33	chwy quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 25 2026 0pt28	Yes	BUY	28	92¢	$26	0x98bf92…
03-25 05:38:29	nba sas mem 2026 03 25	Spurs	BUY	27	92¢	$25	0x7e89ab…
03-23 03:35:35	highest temperature in lucknow on march 23 2026 31corbelow	Yes	BUY	25	92¢	$23	0xdc4d64…
03-23 03:34:17	nba okc phi 2026 03 23	Thunder	BUY	26	91¢	$23	0x3f4f87…
03-20 09:48:41	nba nyk bkn 2026 03 20	Knicks	BUY	23	95¢	$22	0x85e3f1…
03-20 04:35:39	nba bos mem 2026 03 20	Celtics	BUY	23	90¢	$21	0xeb0a98…
03-19 04:20:39	lol gen ly 2026 03 19 game1	Gen.G	BUY	21	93¢	$19	0xdc2268…
03-19 04:18:55	nba det was 2026 03 19	Pistons	BUY	22	91¢	$20	0x08e6e1…
03-19 04:17:29	nba okc bkn 2026 03 18	Thunder	SELL	21	100¢	$21	0xe6c796…
03-18 04:13:37	nba okc bkn 2026 03 18	Thunder	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0xa74ce1…
03-18 04:12:55	will powell say gold or oil during march press conference 257 974	Yes	BUY	18	93¢	$17	0x079904…
03-17 03:39:27	highest temperature in nyc on march 17 2026 50forhigher	Yes	BUY	15	92¢	$14	0x7534ba…
03-17 03:35:15	nba det was 2026 03 17	Pistons	BUY	22	92¢	$20	0xbe07b6…
03-16 08:23:07	dltr quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 16 2026 2pt53	Yes	BUY	13	97¢	$13	0x7a8ed3…
03-16 08:22:41	plby quarterly earnings gaap eps 03 12 2026 0pt01	Yes	BUY	21	96¢	$20	0xa45d5e…
03-16 03:46:07	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 15	Yes	SELL	21	98¢	$21	0xa217dd…
03-14 09:50:53	lol kcb dmg 2026 03 14	Karmine Corp Blue	BUY	12	92¢	$11	0x2efbf2…
03-13 04:11:47	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 15	Yes	BUY	21	71¢	$15	0x67534a…
03-13 04:01:47	codmw tor c9ny 2026 03 13	Toronto KOI	BUY	22	93¢	$20	0x8bcf03…
03-12 03:59:23	adbe quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 12 2026 5pt87	Yes	BUY	13	94¢	$12	0x612720…
03-12 03:59:01	gamb quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 12 2026 0pt2	Yes	BUY	21	94¢	$20	0xae2966…
03-12 03:58:21	rbrk quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 12 2026 neg0pt11	Yes	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0x18e693…
03-12 03:53:17	nba nyk uta 2026 03 11	Knicks	SELL	29	100¢	$29	0x91536c…
03-11 03:50:35	val oas 4shu 2026 03 11	Oasis Gaming	BUY	23	90¢	$21	0xca0971…
03-11 03:49:33	lol s2g fec 2026 03 11	S2G Esports	BUY	27	88¢	$24	0xb7fcbc…
03-11 03:48:25	nba nyk uta 2026 03 11	Knicks	BUY	29	87¢	$25	0x819074…
03-11 03:44:19	nba det bkn 2026 03 10	Pistons	SELL	22	100¢	$22	0x464f13…
03-10 03:57:57	dota2 bb4 yes 2026 03 10	BetBoom Team	BUY	24	85¢	$20	0xdf210f…
03-10 03:52:45	nba det bkn 2026 03 10	Pistons	BUY	22	89¢	$20	0x755710…
03-10 03:52:05	unfi quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 10 2026 0pt51	Yes	BUY	23	95¢	$22	0xf9fb31…
03-09 04:14:27	lol sly hmble 2026 03 09	Solary	BUY	21	94¢	$19	0xe3aecf…
03-09 04:12:33	hpe quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 09 2026 0pt59	Yes	BUY	21	94¢	$20	0x5dbdeb…
03-09 04:11:59	casy quarterly earnings gaap eps 03 09 2026 2pt92	Yes	BUY	21	95¢	$20	0x422d23…
03-09 04:08:27	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 8	Yes	SELL	24	99¢	$24	0x2d56ae…
03-08 08:16:01	cbb ill mary 2026 03 08	Illinois Fighting Illini	BUY	24	92¢	$22	0xd48892…
03-08 08:12:43	cbb arz col 2026 03 07	Arizona Wildcats	SELL	22	100¢	$22	0x6b4cf8…
03-08 08:12:09	dota2 tundra yes 2026 03 08	Tundra Esports	BUY	11	87¢	$10	0xd57be9…
03-07 11:30:27	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 8	Yes	BUY	24	83¢	$20	0xc3a3e9…
03-07 11:27:43	cbb hou okst 2026 03 07	Houston Cougars	BUY	10	88¢	$9	0xfb671f…
03-07 11:26:15	cbb arz col 2026 03 07	Arizona Wildcats	BUY	22	90¢	$20	0x19cdc2…
03-06 04:20:37	aapl close above 255 on march 6 2026	Yes	BUY	26	92¢	$24	0x9f5a9d…
03-06 04:19:11	cs2 ts7 3dmax 2026 03 06	Spirit	BUY	23	87¢	$20	0x9bb8f7…
03-05 03:40:05	mrvl quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 05 2026 0pt79	Yes	BUY	22	93¢	$20	0xe754d4…
03-05 03:38:45	burl quarterly earnings gaap eps 03 05 2026 4pt58	Yes	BUY	22	92¢	$20	0x13991f…
03-04 04:17:17	avgo quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 04 2026 2pt02	Yes	BUY	19	95¢	$18	0x7d2343…
03-04 04:16:13	cs2 imp11 metano 2026 03 04	Imperial	BUY	21	94¢	$20	0x36a621…
03-03 03:58:59	gtlb quarterly earnings nongaap eps 03 03 2026 0pt23	Yes	BUY	16	93¢	$15	0xd77650…
03-03 03:57:59	lol al ig1 2026 03 03	Anyone's Legend	BUY	22	91¢	$20	0xaed4c4…
03-03 03:56:37	nba hou was 2026 03 02	Rockets	SELL	22	100¢	$22	0xe6a0a2…
03-02 04:15:49	cs2 3dmax sfe 2026 03 02	3DMAX	BUY	12	88¢	$11	0x6a2e04…
03-02 04:14:27	nba hou was 2026 03 02	Rockets	BUY	22	89¢	$20	0xaaa924…
03-02 04:11:33	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 1	Yes	SELL	12	98¢	$12	0x15002a…
02-27 07:05:31	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by march 1	Yes	BUY	12	76¢	$9	0x932ac0…
02-26 04:55:20	nba cha ind 2026 02 26	Hornets	BUY	29	86¢	$25	0xb5f82b…
02-25 04:41:48	lol blg nip 2026 02 25	Bilibili Gaming	BUY	25	87¢	$22	0x6d0f2b…
02-25 04:39:02	will trump say israel or gaza during the 2026 state of the union address 833	Yes	SELL	22	100¢	$22	0x13ad2b…
02-23 07:00:42	will trump say israel or gaza during the 2026 state of the union address 833	Yes	BUY	22	91¢	$20	0xee49b3…
02-19 07:48:08	will there be exactly 0 earthquakes of magnitude 6pt5 or higher worldwide by february 22	Yes	BUY	281	72¢	$203	0xd34650…
02-18 05:34:22	ebay quarterly earnings nongaap eps 02 18 2026 1pt35	Yes	BUY	69	89¢	$62	0x484dd7…
02-18 05:33:08	adi quarterly earnings nongaap eps 02 18 2026 2pt3	Yes	BUY	54	92¢	$50	0xc11432…
02-18 05:30:46	mwoh can cze 2026 02 18	Canada	BUY	100	92¢	$92	0x32ffc7…
02-16 07:41:35	bitcoin above 66k on february 16	Yes	BUY	49	96¢	$47	0xcf11a8…
02-16 07:39:11	will bridgerton season 4 be the 2 global netflix show this week	Yes	BUY	99	94¢	$93	0x83277b…