Distorted-Toilet — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$664

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

87.4%

Resolved

14,835

Trades

48,647

lifetime

Volume

$395.5K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-17

last 10-28 15:46

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 159 days

Categories

Crypto

99% 81% -$350

Other

1% 54% -$217

Sports

0% 0% -$96

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

49 active days in 12wk • peak 1248 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-14 15:05 UTC	2	$1.0K	580	573	+7	Down	+$93	04-14 15:08
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-14 07:10 UTC	21	$1.0K	531	529	+2	Down	+$27	04-14 07:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-13 15:30 UTC	2	$1.0K	526	523	+3	Down	+$28	04-13 15:32
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-13 19:45 UTC	2	$1.0K	520	518	+2	Up	+$18	04-13 19:48
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-10 17:50 UTC	2	$1.0K	531	527	+4	Up	+$40	04-10 17:54
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 16:05 UTC	6	$1.0K	515	513	+2	Up	+$10	04-23 16:09
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-13 17:50 UTC	14	$998	515	513	+2	Down	+$20	04-13 17:52
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-13 22:30 UTC	18	$981	584	584	+0	Up	+$175	04-13 22:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-15 22:55 UTC	11	$851	515	360	+155	Down	+$17	04-15 22:59
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 17:40 UTC	2	$846	453	449	+4	Down	+$48	04-23 17:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-12 23:00 UTC	8	$685	588	187	+401	Down	+$86	04-12 23:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 00:20 UTC	4	$656	370	364	+6	Down	+$70	04-23 00:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-10 14:20 UTC	2	$652	361	356	+5	Up	+$58	04-10 14:23
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-07 22:00 UTC	7	$652	361	356	+5	Up	+$58	04-07 22:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-02 14:35 UTC	7	$644	352	349	+3	Up	+$50	04-02 14:36
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-07 23:30 UTC	2	$644	348	348	+0	Down	+$45	04-07 23:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-09 16:00 UTC	21	$636	340	340	+0	Up	+$37	04-09 16:03
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-02 13:35 UTC	2	$632	352	347	+5	Down	+$60	04-02 13:39
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-17 17:20 UTC	2	$627	337	334	+3	Down	+$37	04-17 17:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-19 22:20 UTC	6	$622	332	330	+2	Down	+$33	04-19 22:23
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-09 22:15 UTC	4	$621	326	324	+2	Up	+$23	04-09 22:17
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-10 14:50 UTC	5	$617	322	321	+1	Up	+$19	04-10 14:52
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-05 23:15 UTC	13	$617	322	321	+1	Up	+$19	04-05 23:18
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-09 17:30 UTC	18	$617	322	321	+1	Down	+$19	04-09 17:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-17 17:30 UTC	7	$617	326	323	+3	Up	+$26	04-17 17:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-16 13:50 UTC	2	$615	337	333	+4	Down	+$48	04-16 13:52
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-08 13:10 UTC	9	$615	319	318	+1	Down	+$16	04-08 13:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-05 22:10 UTC	12	$614	319	317	+2	Down	+$16	04-05 22:12
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-05 22:45 UTC	2	$613	326	323	+3	Up	+$29	04-05 22:49
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-19 23:15 UTC	2	$613	322	320	+2	Down	+$23	04-19 23:19

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-28 15:46:31	Counter-Strike: Spirit vs Natus Vincere (BO3) - PGL Masters Bucharest Group Stage	Spirit	BUY	29	69¢	$20	0xe2c04e…
10-28 15:46:13	Counter-Strike: Spirit vs Natus Vincere - Map 1 Winner	Spirit	BUY	35	62¢	$22	0xd38730…
10-28 15:01:29	Counter-Strike: Liquid vs FURIA - Map 2 Winner	Liquid	BUY	41	46¢	$19	0x986d6c…
10-27 19:19:03	Counter-Strike: Vitality vs Natus Vincere - Map 2 Winner	Natus Vincere	BUY	54	56¢	$30	0x8b419e…
10-11 09:41:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Down	SELL	27	38¢	$10	0xeab7c7…
10-11 09:36:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:30AM-5:45AM ET	Down	BUY	27	26¢	$7	0xa0bfce…
10-11 09:05:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Down	BUY	52	77¢	$40	0xdfca40…
10-11 08:24:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	Up	BUY	18	40¢	$7	0x47c440…
10-11 08:20:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0x361baf…
10-11 08:15:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0x45d480…
10-11 08:11:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	SELL	3	81¢	$3	0xb94fc6…
10-11 08:10:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	3	60¢	$2	0x780975…
10-11 07:55:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Down	BUY	7	73¢	$5	0xa597eb…
10-11 07:28:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Up	BUY	10	20¢	$2	0x29062e…
10-11 07:25:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	SELL	4	69¢	$3	0xf8df3d…
10-11 07:24:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 11, 3:25AM-3:30AM ET	Down	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0xc946e1…
10-10 15:55:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	SELL	32	25¢	$8	0xfaad59…
10-10 15:55:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	32	47¢	$15	0x829061…
10-10 15:50:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Up	BUY	13	39¢	$5	0xa3a611…
10-10 15:48:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	SELL	6	96¢	$6	0xb03822…
10-10 15:46:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x135740…
10-10 15:31:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	SELL	19	92¢	$18	0x2d2bcb…
10-10 15:30:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	BUY	19	77¢	$15	0x526861…
10-10 15:24:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Down	BUY	25	61¢	$15	0xf612b1…
10-10 15:23:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	SELL	24	6¢	$1	0x13c6da…
10-10 15:22:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Up	BUY	24	21¢	$5	0x8051f1…
10-10 13:20:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	BUY	3	34¢	$1	0xf4481a…
10-10 13:17:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	SELL	1	81¢	$1	0x4e279f…
10-10 13:15:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	1	72¢	$1	0xbf87ce…
10-10 13:13:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	SELL	7	90¢	$6	0x1f1c4a…
10-10 13:13:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0xe70f79…
10-10 13:04:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Up	BUY	8	59¢	$5	0xe1038e…
10-10 12:57:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x804dd8…
10-10 12:57:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Down	SELL	6	84¢	$5	0x332a7c…
10-10 12:55:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0x301cb8…
10-10 12:52:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	SELL	10	67¢	$7	0x192738…
10-10 12:50:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	BUY	10	48¢	$5	0xde1201…
10-10 12:45:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	Up	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0x922dec…
10-10 12:40:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	SELL	10	81¢	$8	0x1c66b1…
10-10 12:40:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	BUY	10	52¢	$5	0x3892c0…
10-10 12:36:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	SELL	19	89¢	$17	0x136140…
10-10 12:36:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	BUY	19	78¢	$15	0x0445c6…
10-10 12:36:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	SELL	9	27¢	$2	0x03f544…
10-10 12:34:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	BUY	9	55¢	$5	0x414e9c…
10-10 12:29:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0xc1882a…
10-10 12:20:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	SELL	104	70¢	$73	0x07c88d…
10-10 12:18:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	76	66¢	$50	0x3c58a6…
10-10 12:16:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	28	53¢	$15	0x276557…
10-10 12:15:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Up	BUY	16	32¢	$5	0x993291…
10-10 12:12:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Up	BUY	25	60¢	$15	0xbf64ac…
10-10 12:12:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	9	55¢	$5	0xfc1cfa…
10-10 12:06:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:00AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	68	73¢	$50	0x8d38f5…
10-10 12:05:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Down	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0x090f54…
10-10 11:36:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	SELL	15	88¢	$13	0x45a0a0…
10-10 11:36:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	15	33¢	$5	0xceb42f…
10-10 11:31:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0x9f862e…
10-10 11:26:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	SELL	6	36¢	$2	0x7d252d…
10-10 11:26:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	6	17¢	$1	0x9d7118…
10-10 11:26:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	SELL	27	84¢	$22	0x64c010…
10-10 11:24:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	27	56¢	$15	0x8da780…
10-10 11:24:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Down	SELL	20	2¢	$0	0x1e6f68…
10-10 11:23:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Down	BUY	20	5¢	$1	0x3d3bd1…
10-10 11:21:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	SELL	9	77¢	$7	0x418cf8…
10-10 11:20:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	9	56¢	$5	0x1c8a47…
10-10 11:16:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0xe4cb90…
10-10 11:11:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	SELL	8	93¢	$7	0x2987ca…
10-10 11:10:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	BUY	8	62¢	$5	0x65fc07…
10-10 11:06:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	SELL	8	42¢	$3	0x7af653…
10-10 11:04:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:05AM-7:10AM ET	Up	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0xcb4042…
10-10 11:02:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	BUY	65	23¢	$15	0x85201a…
10-10 10:57:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	SELL	11	80¢	$9	0x5d0109…
10-10 10:55:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	11	46¢	$5	0xe0163b…
10-10 10:51:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Down	BUY	162	31¢	$50	0xb43ef8…
10-10 10:50:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x50ea3e…
10-10 10:48:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	239	2¢	$5	0xde3860…
10-10 10:44:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	58	86¢	$50	0x1d128f…
10-10 10:32:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Up	BUY	18	28¢	$5	0x2856b9…
10-10 10:25:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Up	SELL	9	62¢	$6	0x9d62f4…
10-10 10:24:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Up	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0x9bde91…
10-10 10:18:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	SELL	8	75¢	$6	0xf4c4dc…
10-10 10:16:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:15AM-6:20AM ET	Up	BUY	8	61¢	$5	0xccde4b…
10-10 10:11:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	6	18¢	$1	0xef4b8b…
10-10 10:10:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Up	BUY	4	25¢	$1	0xf7485f…
10-10 10:03:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	4	27¢	$1	0x9ee81b…
10-10 09:56:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	2	70¢	$1	0x0c8f67…
10-10 09:54:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	62¢	$1	0xf4f0f1…
10-10 09:50:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Down	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x41ce41…
10-10 09:11:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Up	SELL	80	92¢	$73	0x35bbed…
10-10 09:10:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Up	BUY	80	73¢	$58	0xfdfb9b…
10-10 08:48:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Up	BUY	62	16¢	$10	0xdc3b7e…
10-10 08:43:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	83	12¢	$10	0x5e536d…
10-10 08:38:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	SELL	17	33¢	$6	0x492330…
10-10 08:37:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Up	BUY	18	55¢	$10	0xfb21d6…
10-10 08:24:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	SELL	167	96¢	$160	0x4ec0f2…
10-10 08:23:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Up	BUY	167	3¢	$5	0x49db83…
10-10 08:13:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Down	SELL	1	80¢	$1	0x7d504e…
10-10 08:11:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	1	82¢	$1	0xc462a4…
10-10 08:10:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	SELL	3	20¢	$1	0xdf929b…
10-10 08:10:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Up	BUY	3	39¢	$1	0xc2eacb…
10-10 08:02:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Up	SELL	3	93¢	$3	0xbf8d8e…