Hilarious-Device — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$13.5K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

58.6%

Resolved

Trades

4,364

lifetime

Volume

$61.0K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$14

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-05-05

last 05-10 01:23

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 6 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 70% +$13,466

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 2597 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:20AM-2:25AM ET	13	$4.8K	6,222	+6,222	Down	$-1,419	05-08 06:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	495	$4.7K	12,962	+12,962	Down	+$8,226	05-10 01:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:10PM-9:15PM ET	776	$4.0K	8,262	+8,262	Down	+$4,222	05-10 01:13
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	545	$4.0K	8,000	+8,000	Down	$-4,000	05-09 23:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	590	$4.0K	8,000	+8,000	Down	$-4,000	05-10 01:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:45PM-7:50PM ET	347	$4.0K	8,000	+8,000	Up	+$4,000	05-09 23:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	13	$3.9K	7,173	+7,173	Up	$-3,900	05-07 23:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	546	$3.6K	7,153	+7,153	Up	$-3,576	05-10 00:08
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:25PM-7:30PM ET	68	$3.5K	7,085	+7,085	Down	+$3,542	05-09 23:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:20PM-7:25PM ET	135	$3.0K	6,000	+6,000	Down	+$3,000	05-09 23:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:45PM-11:00PM ET	49	$2.7K	4,839	+4,839	Up	+$404	05-09 02:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:50PM-7:55PM ET	365	$2.5K	4,919	+4,919	Down	+$2,460	05-09 23:52
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	5	$2.1K	3,832	+3,832	Up	+$1,733	05-08 06:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	190	$1.8K	3,687	+3,687	Down	$-1,843	05-10 00:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 7:45PM-8:00PM ET	6	$1.8K	3,750	+3,750	Down	+$1,939	05-05 23:58
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 7:30PM-7:35PM ET	61	$1.6K	3,167	+3,167	Up	$-1,583	05-09 23:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	19	$1.1K	1,327	+1,327	Up	+$235	05-06 02:37
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:00AM-1:15AM ET	15	$1.0K	1,305	+1,305	Down	+$291	05-08 05:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	22	$914	2,843	+2,843	Up	+$1,929	05-08 21:43
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:30PM-8:45PM ET	1	$894	1,632	+1,632	Down	+$737	05-08 00:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	4	$800	1,472	+1,472	Up	$-20	05-07 08:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	2	$764	1,421	+1,421	Down	+$657	05-08 22:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	1	$738	2,081	+2,081	Up	$-738	05-08 00:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	4	$408	801	+801	Up	+$394	05-08 21:50
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:15AM-1:30AM ET	38	$387	907	+907	Down	+$187	05-08 05:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	10	$357	406	+406	Up	+$48	05-07 07:12
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	1	$324	444	+444	Up	+$120	05-09 07:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	35	$316	701	+701	Up	+$386	05-09 05:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:00PM-8:15PM ET	3	$300	348	+348	Up	+$48	05-08 00:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	1	$300	333	+333	Up	+$33	05-06 00:09

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	19	50¢	$9	0xd311ab…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0xca0eba…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	18	50¢	$9	0xc67265…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0xb3a468…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xb25dbb…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0x5858bc…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0x52bd53…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x4a4dc0…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	64	50¢	$32	0x20a311…
05-10 01:23:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x160249…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xfcc90b…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xf73bca…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0xf2b5ab…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	26	50¢	$13	0xe2c3bd…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0xde79d1…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xdcd969…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xdc2356…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	45	50¢	$22	0xda1f1d…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0xd97949…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xb89779…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0xa9ac9c…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xa534bd…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0x96ebb0…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x7faad9…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x7b8f25…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x796994…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x77668b…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x6d390b…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x5e6fd2…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	9	50¢	$5	0x5b640d…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x579398…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x5167c1…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x46dd0d…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	3	50¢	$1	0x2a779a…
05-10 01:23:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0x25ee8a…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xf68ca0…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xf5816f…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0xf3bd37…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	30	50¢	$15	0xf189ee…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	41	50¢	$20	0xefe8c8…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0xeece46…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0xe1cdee…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	9	50¢	$5	0xe02d7f…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	23	50¢	$11	0xd6b784…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0xd60602…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	35	50¢	$18	0xd2df51…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	50	50¢	$25	0xd2c6c8…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xcbb6e5…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0xc9d3f6…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xc6953f…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0xc21f02…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xc13f9c…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0xc0adac…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xbf04de…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xbe656f…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0xbe160a…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0xbd1be5…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xb92694…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$3	0xb75381…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	31	50¢	$16	0xb74a81…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xb3979d…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xabff9b…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	18	50¢	$9	0xa8168a…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xa79130…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0xa4b100…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	9	50¢	$4	0xa419e7…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0xa40b28…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0xa39d66…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	28	50¢	$14	0xa399f8…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0x90abe9…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x8d23cf…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x8c7517…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	52	50¢	$26	0x8a30ca…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	24	50¢	$12	0x864189…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	204	50¢	$102	0x7ed146…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x7e9012…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x7e793b…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x7ccf94…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x788966…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x77bdc2…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x74d0f5…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x73cba2…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x71864e…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x714d83…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	23	50¢	$11	0x702da3…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0x6be6d5…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	159	50¢	$80	0x6a8372…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	50¢	$3	0x68e01a…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	12	50¢	$6	0x676722…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x63d2f3…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x5c8a80…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	20	50¢	$10	0x5b6bdc…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	33	50¢	$16	0x58d144…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	8	50¢	$4	0x57f00b…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	198	50¢	$99	0x55d7e3…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x500ffc…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x4e0834…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	50¢	$2	0x4da6c7…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0x4b2f41…
05-10 01:23:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 9, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x4ad59d…