Sarcastic-Means — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$370

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

65.1%

Resolved

2,497

Trades

11,513

lifetime

Volume

$52.5K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-19

last 05-31 05:51

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 7 days

Categories

Crypto

89% 66% $-295

Other

11% 65% $-74

Sports

0% — —

Tech

0% — —

Politics

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Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

30 active days in 12wk • peak 907 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
btc updown 5m 1773966600	15	$132	243	+243	open	—	03-20 00:34
xrp updown 5m 1774652100	2	$117	268	+268	open	—	03-27 22:59
xrp updown 5m 1774657500	1	$100	10,000	+10,000	open	—	03-28 00:30
xrp updown 5m 1774651800	1	$100	103	+103	open	—	03-27 22:54
btc updown 5m 1774385400	6	$51	71	+71	open	—	03-24 20:54
btc updown 5m 1773961500	1	$44	53	+53	open	—	03-19 23:09
btc updown 5m 1773960900	1	$44	61	+61	open	—	03-19 22:59
btc updown 5m 1773963900	1	$44	62	+62	open	—	03-19 23:49
btc updown 5m 1773953700	4	$44	58	+58	open	—	03-19 20:59
btc updown 5m 1773954600	1	$44	58	+58	open	—	03-19 21:14
btc updown 5m 1773964200	2	$44	54	+54	open	—	03-19 23:54
btc updown 5m 1773962400	7	$44	59	+59	open	—	03-19 23:24
btc updown 5m 1773957600	3	$44	53	+53	open	—	03-19 22:04
btc updown 5m 1774040400	2	$43	62	+62	open	—	03-20 21:04
btc updown 5m 1773960000	1	$43	56	+56	open	—	03-19 22:44
btc updown 5m 1774036500	2	$41	65	+65	open	—	03-20 19:59
btc updown 5m 1774035300	2	$41	52	+52	open	—	03-20 19:39
btc updown 5m 1774590300	3	$37	45	+45	open	—	03-27 05:49
btc updown 5m 1774234200	2	$34	40	+40	open	—	03-23 02:54
btc updown 5m 1774588500	2	$34	81	+81	open	—	03-27 05:19
xrp updown 5m 1774642200	2	$34	51	+51	open	—	03-27 20:12
doge updown 5m 1779932700	2	$34	39	+39	open	—	05-28 01:45
btc updown 5m 1774235700	2	$34	41	+41	open	—	03-23 03:19
btc updown 5m 1774587000	2	$34	54	+54	open	—	03-27 04:54
btc updown 5m 1774384500	2	$33	49	+49	open	—	03-24 20:38
btc updown 5m 1774368900	4	$33	44	+44	open	—	03-24 16:18
xrp updown 5m 1774590000	2	$27	34	+34	open	—	03-27 05:44
xrp updown 5m 1774594500	2	$27	32	+32	open	—	03-27 06:59
xrp updown 5m 1774647600	2	$27	33	+33	open	—	03-27 21:44
Dogecoin Up or Down - May 27, 6:00PM-6:05PM ET	2	$25	29	+29	open	—	05-27 22:02

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-31 05:51:32	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 1:50AM-1:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0xa8dbcb…
05-31 05:41:57	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 1:40AM-1:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0x979505…
05-31 05:35:44	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Up	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0xeab20f…
05-31 05:18:26	bnb updown 5m 1780204500	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x560f74…
05-31 04:56:16	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 12:55AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x299fa2…
05-31 04:36:21	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x4df8d4…
05-31 04:21:04	BNB Up or Down - May 31, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x842f26…
05-31 03:42:27	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 11:40PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0xe1af69…
05-31 03:35:58	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 11:35PM-11:40PM ET	Up	BUY	2	79¢	$2	0x310352…
05-31 03:02:28	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 11:00PM-11:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0x20eba9…
05-31 02:56:36	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 10:55PM-11:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x79795f…
05-31 02:55:47	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:55PM-11:00PM ET	Up	BUY	6	78¢	$5	0xce2e95…
05-31 02:48:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:45PM-10:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x9013ec…
05-31 02:41:05	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:40PM-10:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x845f14…
05-31 02:37:31	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x2feaf4…
05-31 02:31:12	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0x2850ac…
05-31 02:30:37	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0x268b69…
05-31 02:11:25	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0xfc71c5…
05-31 02:05:56	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x51805a…
05-31 02:01:56	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x0aa541…
05-31 01:58:44	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 9:55PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x216839…
05-31 01:46:24	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 9:45PM-9:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0x938805…
05-31 01:16:40	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0xad0417…
05-31 01:15:50	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0xf12485…
05-31 00:59:24	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x930bea…
05-31 00:56:38	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x2a2ef6…
05-31 00:16:00	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x9f7933…
05-31 00:12:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xe94d6a…
05-30 22:46:44	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x9e280e…
05-30 22:46:28	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0xcf0658…
05-30 22:41:15	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x50b3dd…
05-30 22:33:06	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0xe7ac6c…
05-30 22:10:42	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0xd3ed9c…
05-30 21:51:38	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 5:50PM-5:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xcbfd27…
05-30 21:45:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	86¢	$5	0x91290c…
05-30 21:45:34	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:45PM-5:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0xb65ace…
05-30 21:43:33	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x21da82…
05-30 21:43:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	9	58¢	$5	0xdaf1c2…
05-30 21:43:05	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:40PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0xc2e424…
05-30 21:36:45	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:35PM-5:40PM ET	Up	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0xd0f20d…
05-30 21:27:39	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xb44cdc…
05-30 21:25:42	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET	Up	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x86ca75…
05-30 21:20:34	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:20PM-5:25PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x5b49c1…
05-30 21:18:58	bnb updown 5m 1780175700	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x62bf2c…
05-30 21:18:46	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 5:15PM-5:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xf456aa…
05-30 21:11:56	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 5:10PM-5:15PM ET	Up	BUY	6	88¢	$5	0x35d690…
05-30 21:02:43	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0xb380e5…
05-30 20:57:49	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:55PM-5:00PM ET	Up	BUY	7	71¢	$5	0x13b65d…
05-30 20:52:08	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 4:50PM-4:55PM ET	Up	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0xcbb433…
05-30 20:37:22	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Up	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0x24efc6…
05-30 20:37:21	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0xd95fc1…
05-30 20:25:35	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:25PM-4:30PM ET	Up	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0x0b76bc…
05-30 20:20:59	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x0da22d…
05-30 20:20:33	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	Up	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0xd363e4…
05-30 20:17:11	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	83¢	$5	0x311982…
05-30 20:10:39	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0xaae59b…
05-30 20:05:45	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0xb8ea4b…
05-30 20:01:35	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x96a61a…
05-30 20:01:07	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	76¢	$4	0x006046…
05-30 20:01:04	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0x469152…
05-30 19:56:25	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:55PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x38eff1…
05-30 19:53:27	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:50PM-3:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xfdcf3f…
05-30 19:53:25	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:50PM-3:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0x1d227e…
05-30 19:45:38	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	7	74¢	$5	0x263d8f…
05-30 19:45:36	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0xbb02c9…
05-30 19:45:34	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xe4c418…
05-30 19:45:34	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:45PM-3:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x8d2e85…
05-30 19:41:03	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	7	70¢	$5	0x56db93…
05-30 19:25:39	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Up	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0x8436b5…
05-30 19:20:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Up	BUY	7	76¢	$5	0x1eb13a…
05-30 19:20:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0x00096b…
05-30 19:16:17	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x0e53f5…
05-30 19:15:46	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:15PM-3:20PM ET	Up	BUY	7	69¢	$5	0x61bfbb…
05-30 19:08:23	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x0e8930…
05-30 19:08:09	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	Up	BUY	7	71¢	$5	0xe9b7b9…
05-30 19:03:33	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	Up	BUY	6	90¢	$5	0x0fbf98…
05-30 19:00:36	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	Up	BUY	7	68¢	$5	0xef0372…
05-30 18:56:48	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x70aa81…
05-30 18:56:48	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0x02c388…
05-30 18:52:31	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Up	BUY	7	70¢	$5	0x399d5e…
05-30 18:45:35	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	84¢	$5	0xe8f44b…
05-30 18:45:35	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	91¢	$5	0x8ac592…
05-30 18:44:07	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0xba886a…
05-30 18:42:06	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Up	BUY	7	73¢	$5	0x8701fb…
05-30 18:38:12	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0x339e04…
05-30 18:37:46	doge updown 5m 1780166100	Up	BUY	6	87¢	$5	0x0df3fc…
05-30 18:37:16	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Up	BUY	6	81¢	$5	0x223a54…
05-30 18:32:11	XRP Up or Down - May 30, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0xa7c7d6…
05-30 18:17:50	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x2a465b…
05-30 18:10:47	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:10PM-2:15PM ET	Up	BUY	7	68¢	$5	0xc23172…
05-30 18:05:46	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET	Up	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0xb2dcf0…
05-30 18:01:22	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 2:00PM-2:05PM ET	Up	BUY	7	67¢	$5	0x08bf43…
05-30 17:55:35	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 1:55PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0x3272c3…
05-30 17:52:23	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	6	82¢	$5	0x6463ff…
05-30 17:47:09	Ethereum Up or Down - May 30, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	93¢	$5	0xc97619…
05-30 17:46:57	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	92¢	$5	0x918633…
05-30 17:46:50	Dogecoin Up or Down - May 30, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	6	79¢	$5	0x4c0185…
05-30 17:46:13	Solana Up or Down - May 30, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	7	75¢	$5	0xdad2e0…
05-30 17:45:47	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Up	BUY	7	68¢	$5	0x1668e3…
05-30 17:41:25	BNB Up or Down - May 30, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	89¢	$5	0x605420…