Mindless-Ottoman — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$35

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

77.5%

Resolved

Trades

2,371

lifetime

Volume

$12.4K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-20

last 05-30 06:38

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 4 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 68% $-35

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

30 active days in 12wk • peak 221 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	5	$45	25	20	+5	open	—	05-01 16:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 1:15AM-1:20AM ET	5	$40	20	20	+0	open	—	04-30 05:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 1:25AM-1:30AM ET	4	$40	20	20	+0	open	—	04-30 05:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	4	$39	20	20	+0	open	—	05-02 01:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	10	$39	20	20	+0	open	—	05-01 01:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	5	$39	20	20	+0	open	—	04-30 16:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	4	$39	20	20	+0	open	—	05-01 10:34
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	4	$39	20	20	+0	open	—	04-30 15:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 6:25PM-6:30PM ET	4	$37	19	19	+0	open	—	04-29 22:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	4	$35	18	18	+0	open	—	04-29 09:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET	5	$30	21	10	+10	open	—	04-30 15:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	3	$30	21	10	+11	open	—	04-30 05:39
Ethereum Up or Down - April 30, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	4	$26	18	8	+10	open	—	05-01 03:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	4	$24	20	10	+10	open	—	05-02 13:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	4	$23	20	10	+10	open	—	05-02 13:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 15:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 1:10AM-1:15AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-02 05:15
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 2, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-02 05:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-01 15:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 7:15PM-7:20PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-01 23:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-01 14:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-02 00:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 16:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 17:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 07:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 05:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 19:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-02 00:39
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	04-30 06:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	2	$20	11	11	+0	open	—	05-01 16:19

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-30 06:38:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 2:30AM-2:45AM ET	Down	BUY	18	6¢	$1	0x73eef7…
05-30 03:38:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	13	8¢	$1	0x33d018…
05-29 15:38:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 29, 11:30AM-11:45AM ET	Down	BUY	22	4¢	$1	0x6cfa21…
05-28 22:38:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 6:30PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	6	19¢	$1	0xcf3d3d…
05-28 13:38:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	3	2¢	$0	0x89006f…
05-28 13:38:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	1	2¢	$0	0x62e337…
05-28 13:38:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	10	2¢	$0	0x6b5eb7…
05-28 13:38:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	36	2¢	$1	0x18b763…
05-28 13:38:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x9df544…
05-28 13:23:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	27	4¢	$1	0x450a0a…
05-28 07:38:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 28, 3:30AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	55	2¢	$1	0xc92539…
05-28 03:38:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET	Up	BUY	18	6¢	$1	0x19b1ca…
05-28 03:23:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 11:15PM-11:30PM ET	Up	BUY	36	3¢	$1	0xb1d235…
05-27 21:53:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 5:45PM-6:00PM ET	Up	BUY	22	4¢	$1	0x4d0662…
05-27 21:38:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 5:30PM-5:45PM ET	Up	BUY	18	6¢	$1	0xad1ff5…
05-27 20:08:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 4:00PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	27	4¢	$1	0xc90cbb…
05-27 13:24:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x00eb9d…
05-27 12:23:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	27	3¢	$1	0x5d0f65…
05-27 04:38:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 27, 12:30AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	55	2¢	$1	0x85b903…
05-26 13:23:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 9:15AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	36	3¢	$1	0x401ce6…
05-26 10:38:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	7	15¢	$1	0x608ece…
05-26 10:23:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 6:15AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	55	2¢	$1	0xca3f42…
05-26 05:38:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:30AM-1:45AM ET	Down	BUY	15	7¢	$1	0x7f60c8…
05-23 04:23:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:15AM-12:30AM ET	Up	BUY	18	5¢	$1	0x0ddf46…
05-21 17:23:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 1:15PM-1:30PM ET	Down	BUY	25	4¢	$1	0xbb65ef…
05-21 08:08:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 4:00AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	20	4¢	$1	0x2d6081…
05-21 06:55:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 21, 2:45AM-3:00AM ET	Up	BUY	12	7¢	$1	0xcfd0e1…
05-20 13:38:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 9:30AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	20	5¢	$1	0x9fcbc5…
05-18 08:44:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x072b96…
05-18 08:44:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x0650fc…
05-18 08:44:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	SELL	5	87¢	$4	0x4c1349…
05-18 08:44:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x50dcd4…
05-17 20:34:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x30ad8d…
05-17 20:34:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x01a6dd…
05-17 20:34:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xb79659…
05-17 20:19:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x6edf57…
05-17 20:19:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x55d07c…
05-17 20:09:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xa738a2…
05-17 20:09:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	SELL	5	96¢	$5	0xfd140c…
05-17 20:09:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xf1cba6…
05-17 20:09:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xdd9567…
05-17 18:59:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x08a8bd…
05-17 18:59:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xb54291…
05-17 18:54:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x5b3301…
05-17 18:54:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0xaaa08b…
05-17 18:19:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Down	BUY	4	96¢	$4	0xc0a9b3…
05-17 18:19:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 2:15PM-2:20PM ET	Down	BUY	1	96¢	$1	0x3917ca…
05-17 17:44:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x72285a…
05-17 17:44:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x01b017…
05-17 17:24:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xea7c47…
05-17 17:24:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x9a327f…
05-17 16:49:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	0	97¢	$0	0xa2e4ce…
05-17 16:49:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x94c7df…
05-17 16:19:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	SELL	5	89¢	$4	0x209bb1…
05-17 16:19:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x82911a…
05-17 15:49:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xdafd7e…
05-17 15:49:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	SELL	5	92¢	$5	0x6fa319…
05-17 15:49:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x27f585…
05-17 15:34:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x7bbe29…
05-17 15:34:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x73b826…
05-17 15:19:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0xbfaa77…
05-17 15:19:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x9ab423…
05-17 14:49:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xb26537…
05-17 14:49:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x62dd9d…
05-17 14:49:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	SELL	5	96¢	$5	0x0e2051…
05-17 14:49:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x89b395…
05-17 14:34:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xa5d22b…
05-17 14:34:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0x8ba1cd…
05-17 14:09:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	SELL	5	97¢	$5	0x0cf79a…
05-17 14:09:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xe0e60b…
05-17 13:49:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x6849bd…
05-17 13:49:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xf42bf2…
05-17 13:44:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x93b5a7…
05-17 13:44:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x81b61e…
05-17 13:39:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x05739f…
05-17 13:39:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0xe6f47a…
05-17 13:34:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	SELL	5	88¢	$4	0x8068f8…
05-17 13:34:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xb49726…
05-17 13:14:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xf1922e…
05-17 13:04:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x162671…
05-17 13:04:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x7eca4b…
05-17 12:54:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xeb0fab…
05-17 11:34:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x72defd…
05-17 11:34:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x8e3186…
05-17 11:34:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	SELL	5	95¢	$5	0x792451…
05-17 11:34:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0xfd45b9…
05-17 11:14:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x74caa8…
05-17 11:14:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 7:10AM-7:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x6a46f4…
05-17 10:29:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x51c2ee…
05-17 10:29:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	94¢	$5	0x133fca…
05-17 10:09:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xfc781d…
05-17 10:09:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Up	BUY	5	96¢	$5	0x92e2dd…
05-17 09:59:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x3ed08f…
05-17 09:59:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	97¢	$5	0x47a4b9…
05-17 09:59:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	SELL	5	90¢	$4	0x3953fa…
05-17 09:59:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:55AM-6:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x7a8238…
05-17 09:54:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0x7baf89…
05-17 09:54:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x690087…
05-17 09:54:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	SELL	5	97¢	$5	0x0cf028…
05-17 09:54:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	5	98¢	$5	0x27d3a1…