Minor-Loafer-Keyboarding — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$141

Unrealized P&L

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Hit rate

69.2%

Resolved

1,074

Trades

1,821

lifetime

Volume

$3.41K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-04-03

last 11-03 06:06

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 77 days

Categories

Crypto

98% 56% -$103

Other

2% 17% -$29

Sports

0% 0% -$8

Tech

0% 0% -$1

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

23 active days in 12wk • peak 51 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 07:25 UTC	2	$38	31	31	+0	Down	+$7	08-30 07:28
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 21:05 UTC	2	$34	36	36	+0	Up	-$6	08-30 21:07
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 09:30 UTC	2	$30	20	20	+0	Down	+$10	08-30 09:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 07:35 UTC	2	$29	20	20	+0	Down	+$5	08-30 07:38
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 20:55 UTC	2	$29	20	20	+0	Down	+$9	08-30 20:58
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 21:00 UTC	2	$28	19	19	+0	Down	+$8	08-30 21:01
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	2	$28	19	19	+0	Up	+$8	05-01 12:18
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 1:05PM-1:10PM ET	2	$28	22	22	+0	Up	+$8	05-01 17:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	2	$28	20	20	+0	Up	+$8	05-01 12:37
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	2	$27	17	17	+0	Up	+$7	05-01 12:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	2	$25	16	16	+0	Up	+$5	05-01 12:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 07:45 UTC	2	$24	15	15	+0	Up	+$4	08-30 07:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	2	$23	14	14	+0	Down	+$3	09-01 16:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	4	$22	16	16	+0	Up	+$2	05-01 13:25
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 6:20AM-6:25AM ET	2	$22	12	12	+0	Up	+$2	05-01 10:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	2	$21	15	15	+0	Down	+$1	05-01 13:38
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-04 02:00 UTC	2	$21	14	14	+1	Up	+$7	04-04 02:05
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 22:25 UTC	2	$20	12	12	+0	Down	+$0	08-30 22:27
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 4, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	4	$20	15	15	+0	Up	$0	05-04 12:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-30 07:50 UTC	2	$19	18	18	+0	Down	-$1	08-30 07:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	2	$19	19	18	+1	Up	+$0	05-01 12:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 3, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	5	$18	18	11	+7	Up	-$2	05-04 00:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 12:50PM-12:55PM ET	2	$18	13	13	+0	Up	+$8	05-01 16:54
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	1	$15	42	0	+42	Down	-$15	05-01 17:20
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-29 21:35 UTC	2	$14	10	10	+0	Down	+$4	08-29 21:37
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 5:35AM-5:40AM ET	2	$14	9	9	+0	Down	+$4	05-01 09:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	2	$14	9	9	+0	Up	+$4	05-01 13:33
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	2	$14	10	10	+0	Down	+$4	05-01 09:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	2	$14	9	9	+0	Down	+$4	05-01 02:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	2	$14	9	9	+0	Up	+$4	05-01 01:54

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-03 06:06:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 3, 1:05AM-1:10AM ET	Down	BUY	1	71¢	$1	0x1d3760…
11-03 06:01:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 3, 1:00AM-1:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	19¢	$1	0x818b30…
11-03 05:56:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 3, 12:55AM-1:00AM ET	Up	BUY	5	28¢	$1	0x586bf3…
11-03 05:51:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 3, 12:50AM-12:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	16¢	$1	0x589332…
11-03 05:41:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 3, 12:40AM-12:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	20¢	$1	0x0123ec…
11-02 15:47:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	SELL	5	44¢	$2	0x7de66b…
11-02 15:45:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	3	33¢	$1	0xa0f261…
11-02 15:45:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	2	33¢	$1	0x809f46…
11-02 15:41:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0x140e77…
11-02 15:38:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	SELL	5	59¢	$3	0x76f2da…
11-02 15:35:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0xac6972…
11-02 15:25:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	23¢	$1	0x2afc05…
11-02 15:23:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Up	BUY	1	18¢	$0	0xcd593f…
11-02 15:23:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	18¢	$0	0xa6c3d9…
11-02 15:23:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Up	BUY	0	18¢	$0	0x77c819…
11-02 15:23:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	18¢	$0	0x2b041d…
11-02 15:13:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	SELL	5	38¢	$2	0xe0dd99…
11-02 15:12:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	5	14¢	$1	0xf316fc…
11-02 12:55:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	75¢	$1	0xe67611…
11-02 12:48:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	SELL	5	20¢	$1	0x66b105…
11-02 12:46:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Down	BUY	8	24¢	$2	0xc89cbb…
11-02 12:41:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	2	87¢	$2	0x64edf2…
11-02 12:37:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	SELL	2	55¢	$1	0xe4e6ca…
11-02 12:35:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	90¢	$2	0xbf15fd…
11-02 12:26:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	3	36¢	$1	0x785b2b…
11-02 12:02:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	SELL	4	62¢	$2	0x5544d3…
11-02 12:01:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	Up	BUY	4	51¢	$2	0x4e2b48…
11-02 11:58:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	SELL	3	23¢	$1	0xe7f95b…
11-02 11:56:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 2, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	3	59¢	$2	0x3ae382…
10-26 23:38:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 26, 7:35PM-7:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	9¢	$0	0xb2e35a…
10-26 23:38:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 26, 7:35PM-7:40PM ET	Down	BUY	3	9¢	$0	0x910f9b…
10-26 23:38:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 26, 7:35PM-7:40PM ET	Down	BUY	0	9¢	$0	0xf1c78b…
10-24 16:32:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x9cab90…
10-24 16:31:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Up	SELL	2	40¢	$1	0x39c49b…
10-24 16:29:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xbc5507…
10-24 16:10:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x078774…
10-24 16:03:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0xc0496f…
10-24 15:59:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0xdcd6a8…
10-24 15:54:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xb14a8c…
10-24 02:10:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xf0af39…
10-24 02:05:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Down	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x78f314…
10-24 01:59:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x785ffe…
10-24 01:54:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x942d95…
10-24 01:51:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x155003…
10-24 01:46:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:45PM-9:50PM ET	Up	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x759cbc…
10-24 01:25:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0x4031c2…
10-24 01:19:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:20PM-9:25PM ET	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0xd14292…
10-24 01:19:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	SELL	1	100¢	$1	0x91b249…
10-24 01:15:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0x21c9a5…
10-24 01:08:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Up	SELL	2	98¢	$2	0x0105ea…
10-24 01:05:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0x1945f3…
10-24 00:59:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xd40d51…
10-24 00:54:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 8:50PM-8:55PM ET	Up	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0x81c4fb…
10-24 00:52:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 8:50PM-8:55PM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0x5e2d34…
10-24 00:44:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 8:45PM-8:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xddf720…
10-24 00:38:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	SELL	1	94¢	$1	0xd9bccf…
10-24 00:36:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 23, 8:35PM-8:40PM ET	Down	BUY	1	87¢	$1	0x13963e…
10-13 22:36:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 22:35 UTC	Down	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0xfefe2b…
10-13 22:19:43	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 22:20 UTC	Down	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x1be846…
10-13 17:11:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:10 UTC	Down	SELL	1	72¢	$1	0x4f78cb…
10-13 17:10:43	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:10 UTC	Down	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x309441…
10-13 16:53:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:55 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x3c822c…
10-13 16:39:51	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:40 UTC	Up	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0xa52cdf…
10-13 16:39:22	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:40 UTC	Down	SELL	2	48¢	$1	0xf73235…
10-13 16:37:34	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:40 UTC	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x5f121e…
10-13 15:11:34	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 15:10 UTC	Up	SELL	2	56¢	$1	0x378bf5…
10-13 15:09:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 15:10 UTC	Up	BUY	2	63¢	$1	0xed9889…
10-13 15:08:32	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 15:05 UTC	Down	SELL	2	89¢	$2	0x3dae5d…
10-13 15:04:59	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 15:05 UTC	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x081c04…
10-13 14:58:29	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:55 UTC	Down	SELL	2	80¢	$1	0xaf7444…
10-13 14:54:34	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:55 UTC	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xd12382…
10-13 14:33:28	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:30 UTC	Down	SELL	2	71¢	$1	0x3a65e5…
10-13 14:29:32	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:30 UTC	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x2ca2b8…
10-13 14:27:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:25 UTC	Up	SELL	2	60¢	$1	0xcd0bdf…
10-13 14:24:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:25 UTC	Up	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xc5f925…
10-13 14:21:53	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:20 UTC	Down	SELL	1	79¢	$1	0xdb8d37…
10-13 14:19:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:20 UTC	Down	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0xc17861…
10-13 14:18:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:15 UTC	Up	SELL	1	92¢	$1	0xf1efaf…
10-13 14:16:19	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 14:15 UTC	Up	BUY	1	84¢	$1	0x8c2e3d…
10-11 00:01:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Down	BUY	3	36¢	$1	0x8db7e0…
10-11 00:00:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Down	SELL	2	99¢	$2	0xb2eb99…
10-10 23:51:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 10, 7:55PM-8:00PM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x56df44…
10-09 03:27:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 9, 12:00AM-12:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x384b7a…
10-03 01:14:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 2, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x50886b…
10-03 00:39:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 2, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0xc0d995…
10-02 23:52:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 2, 8:05PM-8:10PM ET	Down	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x9e6e4c…
09-21 00:51:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 20, 9:05PM-9:10PM ET	Down	BUY	3	50¢	$2	0x4088d5…
09-09 21:21:10	A.J. Brown: 2+ Touchdowns	Yes	BUY	62	8¢	$5	0x8e778c…
09-02 21:30:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 2, 5:35PM-5:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x7c2301…
09-02 20:59:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 2, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0xd824c4…
09-02 20:12:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 2, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xc1f643…
09-02 12:40:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 2, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	Up	BUY	4	51¢	$2	0xdb4d3c…
09-01 18:54:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0x00a80a…
09-01 18:50:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	SELL	4	25¢	$1	0xf80516…
09-01 18:48:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	SELL	4	56¢	$2	0x84fa6e…
09-01 18:29:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0x53613a…
09-01 18:29:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:45PM-2:50PM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0xdb60b0…
09-01 18:28:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0x3afd82…
09-01 18:28:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:35PM-2:40PM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0xf3d1fc…
09-01 18:28:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - September 1, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	4	50¢	$2	0xfb37ef…