Crisp-Nonsense — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$42

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

65.6%

Resolved

Trades

614

lifetime

Volume

$668

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-03-24

last 05-30 12:59

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 18% +$42

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

15 active days in 12wk • peak 148 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (5) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
ethereum up or down march 24 2026 6pm et	5	$21	49	15	+34	open	—	03-24 22:49
btc updown 5m 1774448400	2	$16	15	15	+0	open	—	03-25 14:25
btc updown 5m 1774447200	3	$15	28	15	+13	open	—	03-25 14:04
btc updown 15m 1774533600	3	$14	15	9	+5	open	—	03-26 14:11
eth updown 4h 1774382400	4	$14	150	0	+150	open	—	03-24 22:01
btc updown 5m 1774478700	4	$14	20	20	+0	open	—	03-25 22:49
btc updown 5m 1774468200	4	$12	18	11	+7	open	—	03-25 19:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	4	$12	25	25	+0	Down	+$10	05-12 12:34
eth updown 15m 1774532700	5	$12	14	14	+0	open	—	03-26 13:58
btc updown 5m 1774467900	3	$12	21	10	+11	open	—	03-25 19:49
btc updown 5m 1774539600	3	$11	12	6	+6	open	—	03-26 15:45
btc updown 15m 1776521700	4	$11	112	93	+19	open	—	04-18 14:27
Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	3	$11	20	10	+10	open	—	05-18 11:39
eth updown 15m 1774531800	3	$11	14	14	+0	open	—	03-26 13:44
bitcoin up or down march 25 2026 5am et	2	$10	9	9	+0	open	—	03-25 10:09
Ethereum Up or Down - May 17, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	6	$10	20	10	+10	open	—	05-17 20:34
btc updown 5m 1774467300	3	$9	28	18	+10	open	—	03-25 19:38
eth updown 15m 1774534500	4	$9	24	5	+19	open	—	03-26 14:28
btc updown 15m 1774534500	4	$9	16	5	+11	open	—	03-26 14:28
btc updown 5m 1774642500	3	$9	28	21	+7	open	—	03-27 20:18
btc updown 5m 1774466700	2	$9	18	17	+0	open	—	03-25 19:29
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 1, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	2	$8	33	33	+0	open	—	05-01 14:04
btc updown 5m 1774466400	2	$8	35	35	+0	open	—	03-25 19:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	6	$8	24	14	+10	Up	+$5	05-12 13:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 8:15AM-8:30AM ET	4	$7	17	17	+0	Down	+$5	05-12 12:29
btc updown 5m 1774470000	3	$7	37	6	+31	open	—	03-25 20:24
btc updown 15m 1774532700	2	$7	14	14	+0	open	—	03-26 13:58
btc updown 5m 1774477200	3	$7	9	5	+3	open	—	03-25 22:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	4	$6	21	10	+11	Up	+$14	05-12 13:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 12, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	3	$6	35	10	+25	Down	+$3	05-12 15:04

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-30 12:59:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 30, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x08d8c4…
05-30 12:57:06	Ethereum Up or Down - May 30, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0xc98ab1…
05-30 12:57:06	Ethereum Up or Down - May 30, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	3	4¢	$0	0x70fc52…
05-30 12:57:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 30, 8:45AM-9:00AM ET	Down	BUY	6	4¢	$0	0xb50dbe…
05-26 17:59:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:45PM-2:00PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xa59b47…
05-26 17:54:36	Ethereum Up or Down - May 26, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xc6aebf…
05-26 17:53:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xe20d40…
05-26 17:53:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:50PM-1:55PM ET	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xdf3582…
05-26 17:49:18	Ethereum Up or Down - May 26, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x4a8af1…
05-26 17:49:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x0e2a0a…
05-26 17:45:02	Ethereum Up or Down - May 26, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xc8dff3…
05-26 17:44:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Down	BUY	3	4¢	$0	0xe70ed7…
05-26 17:44:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET	Down	BUY	7	4¢	$0	0x2c8f4a…
05-26 17:40:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:30PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x6133da…
05-26 17:40:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:30PM-1:45PM ET	Up	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0x6e68fd…
05-26 17:37:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xba825a…
05-26 17:33:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	4¢	$0	0xe49484…
05-26 17:33:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 26, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Up	BUY	4	4¢	$0	0xd3f61c…
05-23 16:29:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	2	3¢	$0	0x8909b8…
05-23 16:29:55	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	3¢	$0	0xa07804…
05-23 16:29:55	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	5	3¢	$0	0x8017a9…
05-23 16:29:55	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	8	3¢	$0	0x3355f3…
05-23 16:28:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	100	1¢	$1	0x78136d…
05-23 16:25:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:30PM ET	Up	BUY	20	2¢	$0	0x744638…
05-23 16:23:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x497a9e…
05-23 16:23:45	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0xcf4f0b…
05-23 16:23:45	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x5590a2…
05-23 16:19:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x10edd6…
05-23 16:19:05	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0x3e633c…
05-23 16:19:05	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x128d98…
05-23 16:19:05	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x0c40d2…
05-23 16:19:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0x5c3330…
05-23 16:18:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x8e6c59…
05-23 16:18:58	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0x17bbef…
05-23 16:15:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xae6c08…
05-23 16:14:53	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0xdfd3c3…
05-23 16:14:52	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xbefb40…
05-23 16:14:52	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Up	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0x192d7c…
05-23 16:08:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	100	1¢	$1	0xfe6a53…
05-23 16:08:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0xf465ca…
05-23 16:08:44	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x87737a…
05-23 16:08:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x275102…
05-23 16:03:57	Ethereum Up or Down - May 23, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x537fe9…
05-23 16:03:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x113c1d…
05-20 12:34:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0xfb5c3b…
05-20 12:34:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Down	BUY	8	4¢	$0	0x0ae05c…
05-20 12:33:51	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x2a7a19…
05-20 12:28:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0xd2ce57…
05-20 12:26:14	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x8a2da4…
05-20 12:26:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0xa58dd4…
05-20 12:26:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x4af5d2…
05-20 12:22:37	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x42862f…
05-20 12:21:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x4bd40d…
05-20 12:10:04	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xcdee19…
05-20 12:09:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x4f5985…
05-20 12:09:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Down	BUY	7	4¢	$0	0xefa147…
05-20 12:09:43	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Down	BUY	3	4¢	$0	0xab2288…
05-20 11:38:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	4	4¢	$0	0x8f755d…
05-20 11:38:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	6	4¢	$0	0x34769e…
05-20 11:38:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xa2db7e…
05-20 11:34:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x8e50b9…
05-20 11:34:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0x859aa6…
05-20 11:34:15	Ethereum Up or Down - May 20, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	8	4¢	$0	0x1f325e…
05-20 11:29:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	SELL	10	44¢	$4	0x8b8e2d…
05-20 11:29:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 20, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x9b6317…
05-18 11:58:57	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0x5f4433…
05-18 11:58:17	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	9	4¢	$0	0x1452a5…
05-18 11:58:08	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-8:00AM ET	Up	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x4f43ad…
05-18 11:54:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x3279fc…
05-18 11:53:34	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Up	BUY	9	4¢	$0	0x474eb2…
05-18 11:53:32	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x146809…
05-18 11:48:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	33	3¢	$1	0xc1a851…
05-18 11:48:27	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0x23de66…
05-18 11:48:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xbaa476…
05-18 11:48:26	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	3	4¢	$0	0x1d1150…
05-18 11:48:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xcd5556…
05-18 11:43:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	10	2¢	$0	0x5786cd…
05-18 11:42:34	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Down	BUY	20	2¢	$0	0x97be94…
05-18 11:39:46	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	SELL	10	99¢	$10	0x9c55e3…
05-18 11:39:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x48df97…
05-18 11:39:32	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xbc7cf1…
05-18 11:39:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	SELL	10	44¢	$4	0x803154…
05-18 11:39:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x64c53b…
05-18 11:37:59	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:35AM-7:40AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x5b3333…
05-18 11:33:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0xfac1d1…
05-18 11:33:47	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0xfb22a4…
05-18 11:33:47	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0xb24de2…
05-18 11:33:47	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	4	4¢	$0	0x1898dc…
05-18 11:29:54	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	5	4¢	$0	0x6fd25b…
05-18 11:29:54	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	4	4¢	$0	0x3a6b1d…
05-18 11:29:53	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Down	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x8ffa97…
05-18 11:29:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	8	4¢	$0	0xe41bb1…
05-18 11:29:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0xad3e61…
05-18 10:58:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	4¢	$0	0xeb864d…
05-18 10:58:56	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	8	4¢	$0	0x841b51…
05-18 10:58:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x64bc34…
05-18 10:54:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	9	4¢	$0	0x85e2cb…
05-18 10:54:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	0	4¢	$0	0x5587d7…
05-18 10:54:40	Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	1	4¢	$0	0x2d8801…
05-18 10:54:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 6:50AM-6:55AM ET	Up	BUY	10	4¢	$0	0x6d8be5…