Sardonic-Original — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$7.94K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

66.4%

Resolved

3,768

Trades

15,040

lifetime

Volume

$450.0K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$30

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-17

last 10-19 17:15

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 87 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 56% -$7,941

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

44 active days in 12wk • peak 696 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:45 UTC	5	$4.5K	2,521	2,484	+38	Up	+$496	04-18 12:50
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:40 UTC	4	$3.8K	2,090	2,062	+28	Up	+$388	04-18 12:46
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 13:05 UTC	5	$3.2K	1,945	1,898	+46	Up	+$626	04-18 13:10
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:35 UTC	4	$2.9K	1,778	1,735	+43	Down	+$581	04-18 12:40
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 16:05 UTC	13	$2.3K	1,883	1,825	+58	Up	-$65	08-13 16:09
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-23 13:45 UTC	6	$2.2K	1,577	1,577	+0	Down	+$165	07-23 13:47
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 13:00 UTC	4	$2.2K	1,283	1,255	+28	Down	+$381	04-18 13:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 8, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	11	$2.1K	1,725	1,725	+0	Up	+$19	09-08 18:44
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-14 09:25 UTC	5	$2.1K	2,096	2,093	+3	Down	+$170	07-14 09:28
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:25 UTC	2	$2.0K	1,042	1,039	+3	Down	+$31	04-18 12:30
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:20 UTC	4	$1.9K	1,087	1,066	+20	Down	+$273	04-18 12:25
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 13:10 UTC	3	$1.8K	2,574	0	+2,574	Down	-$1,800	04-18 13:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 13:15 UTC	7	$1.8K	1,191	1,191	+0	Down	+$89	08-13 13:17
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:55 UTC	3	$1.5K	1,275	523	+753	Down	-$481	04-18 13:00
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 16:35 UTC	6	$1.5K	1,018	1,018	+0	Down	+$134	08-13 16:37
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:15 UTC	3	$1.5K	1,417	811	+606	Up	+$179	04-18 12:20
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 13:25 UTC	7	$1.4K	1,469	1,469	+0	Down	-$21	08-13 13:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 8, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	8	$1.4K	1,351	1,351	+0	Down	-$135	09-08 19:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 16:10 UTC	9	$1.4K	1,133	1,118	+14	Down	+$7	08-13 16:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 13:10 UTC	6	$1.3K	1,066	1,066	+0	Down	+$59	08-13 13:13
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 16:25 UTC	4	$1.3K	1,058	1,058	+0	Down	-$64	08-13 16:27
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-12 13:05 UTC	11	$1.2K	866	850	+16	Up	+$48	07-12 13:09
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-23 13:50 UTC	4	$1.2K	792	792	+0	Up	+$29	07-23 13:52
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 17:10 UTC	9	$1.1K	1,287	1,287	+0	Up	-$340	08-13 17:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-12 15:15 UTC	10	$1.1K	709	709	+0	Down	+$33	07-12 15:19
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 17:00 UTC	4	$1.1K	778	778	+0	Down	+$81	08-13 17:03
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 12:50 UTC	4	$1.1K	1,973	0	+1,973	Down	-$1,100	04-18 12:53
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-07-23 12:45 UTC	3	$1.1K	828	822	+5	Up	+$74	07-23 12:48
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-08-13 12:45 UTC	11	$1.0K	1,126	1,126	+0	Up	-$262	08-13 12:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - September 8, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	6	$1.0K	796	796	+0	Up	+$21	09-08 18:32

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-19 17:15:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 1:15PM-1:20PM ET	Down	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0x693cec…
10-13 17:38:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:35 UTC	Down	BUY	47	38¢	$18	0xb82660…
10-13 17:38:40	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:35 UTC	Down	SELL	97	21¢	$20	0x667a53…
10-13 17:38:06	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:35 UTC	Down	BUY	97	49¢	$48	0x4f3bff…
10-13 17:37:27	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:35 UTC	Down	SELL	318	16¢	$52	0x71a451…
10-13 17:36:42	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:35 UTC	Down	BUY	318	55¢	$175	0x2a18cd…
10-13 17:32:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:30 UTC	Down	SELL	226	81¢	$183	0xa38f72…
10-13 17:30:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:30 UTC	Down	BUY	226	59¢	$134	0x14b80b…
10-13 17:30:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:30 UTC	Down	SELL	278	51¢	$142	0x9e1c76…
10-13 17:30:06	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:30 UTC	Down	BUY	278	45¢	$125	0x406ce9…
10-13 17:29:33	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:25 UTC	Down	SELL	132	99¢	$130	0xbf8a20…
10-13 17:28:39	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:25 UTC	Down	BUY	132	40¢	$53	0x82016e…
10-13 17:27:30	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:25 UTC	Down	SELL	5	30¢	$2	0xe26fde…
10-13 17:25:25	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:25 UTC	Down	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0xfd24e6…
10-13 17:24:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:20 UTC	Down	SELL	116	2¢	$2	0x7cf238…
10-13 17:21:40	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:20 UTC	Down	BUY	116	42¢	$49	0x9d86d4…
10-13 17:15:28	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:15 UTC	Down	SELL	220	24¢	$53	0xb15f4b…
10-13 17:15:15	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:15 UTC	Down	BUY	220	50¢	$110	0xbbc622…
10-13 17:13:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:10 UTC	Down	SELL	116	99¢	$114	0xf59418…
10-13 17:10:16	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:10 UTC	Down	BUY	116	56¢	$65	0x80c226…
10-13 17:06:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:05 UTC	Down	SELL	119	51¢	$61	0x0c9ee9…
10-13 17:05:40	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:05 UTC	Down	BUY	69	36¢	$25	0x93819b…
10-13 17:04:34	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 17:05 UTC	Down	BUY	50	50¢	$25	0xbab592…
10-13 16:59:21	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:55 UTC	Down	SELL	47	99¢	$47	0xd7935f…
10-13 16:55:28	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:55 UTC	Down	BUY	47	53¢	$25	0x1fd452…
10-13 16:53:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:50 UTC	Up	SELL	42	3¢	$1	0x339061…
10-13 16:51:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-13 16:50 UTC	Up	BUY	42	36¢	$15	0xdbe2ce…
10-08 12:39:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	BUY	24	89¢	$21	0xd8729b…
10-08 12:39:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	SELL	38	57¢	$22	0x4d3a41…
10-08 12:38:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	BUY	38	81¢	$31	0xe2ad83…
10-08 12:38:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	SELL	14	44¢	$6	0x399463…
10-08 12:38:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Down	BUY	14	36¢	$5	0x094181…
10-08 12:37:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	SELL	50	64¢	$32	0x78bb1c…
10-08 12:36:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	BUY	50	28¢	$14	0x83b91f…
10-08 12:33:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Up	SELL	33	6¢	$2	0x120a9c…
10-08 12:30:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Up	BUY	33	21¢	$7	0x52ea13…
10-08 12:29:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Up	SELL	70	11¢	$8	0x57f5f4…
10-08 12:28:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Up	BUY	70	35¢	$24	0x8db58f…
10-08 12:26:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	SELL	31	85¢	$26	0x3cc072…
10-08 12:24:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	BUY	31	57¢	$17	0x34912e…
10-08 12:22:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Down	SELL	59	32¢	$19	0x6a231b…
10-08 12:21:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Down	BUY	59	38¢	$22	0x947110…
10-08 12:19:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Down	SELL	24	99¢	$23	0x9ad08b…
10-08 12:15:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET	Down	BUY	24	53¢	$12	0xb82295…
10-08 12:14:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	SELL	13	99¢	$13	0x2d62ad…
10-08 12:13:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Down	BUY	13	87¢	$11	0xdc3f55…
10-08 12:13:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Up	SELL	21	55¢	$12	0xb01e7e…
10-08 12:10:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Up	BUY	21	33¢	$7	0xcd2d2a…
10-08 12:06:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	SELL	27	10¢	$3	0xb79270…
10-08 12:04:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 8, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	27	55¢	$15	0x4dacd7…
10-06 13:52:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	BUY	9	17¢	$2	0xbd5712…
10-06 13:51:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	SELL	5	34¢	$2	0xcf6a0a…
10-06 13:50:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	22¢	$1	0x6280c3…
10-06 13:49:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	BUY	19	94¢	$18	0xf701e4…
10-06 13:49:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	SELL	70	26¢	$18	0x50d60c…
10-06 13:48:31	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	70	79¢	$55	0x92f9b6…
10-06 13:48:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	SELL	281	22¢	$61	0x06e4a2…
10-06 13:47:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	BUY	281	44¢	$124	0x66ca6c…
10-06 13:47:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	SELL	207	64¢	$132	0x96bfff…
10-06 13:45:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	207	58¢	$120	0xfc1e78…
10-06 13:45:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	SELL	254	50¢	$127	0x746ce9…
10-06 13:45:19	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Down	BUY	254	47¢	$120	0xfd5d82…
10-06 13:41:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	SELL	108	24¢	$26	0x650561…
10-06 13:40:43	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Down	BUY	108	18¢	$20	0x4da8ef…
10-06 13:38:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	SELL	122	99¢	$121	0x24a982…
10-06 13:38:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	122	90¢	$110	0xef98a6…
10-06 13:38:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	SELL	54	76¢	$41	0x9a7f2c…
10-06 13:37:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	54	64¢	$35	0xdc811f…
10-06 13:37:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	SELL	9	35¢	$3	0xa0d7a9…
10-06 13:36:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	9	55¢	$5	0xb5beb9…
10-06 13:36:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	SELL	170	66¢	$113	0x4289dc…
10-06 13:35:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	170	25¢	$43	0x08685a…
10-06 13:31:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	SELL	280	17¢	$48	0x1d317c…
10-06 13:31:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	280	54¢	$151	0x5ebb87…
10-06 13:30:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	SELL	286	56¢	$161	0xef57c5…
10-06 13:30:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	286	53¢	$152	0xd489ee…
10-06 13:28:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	155	99¢	$153	0xeef260…
10-06 13:26:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	155	55¢	$85	0x007ffa…
10-06 13:25:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Down	SELL	262	37¢	$96	0x598c7d…
10-06 13:25:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Down	BUY	262	50¢	$132	0xec1e81…
10-06 13:18:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	SELL	138	99¢	$137	0x74f03d…
10-06 13:15:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	138	39¢	$54	0x2fe5d4…
10-06 13:14:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	SELL	56	99¢	$56	0x317d12…
10-06 13:13:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Down	BUY	56	39¢	$22	0x3ade0d…
10-06 13:13:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	SELL	47	52¢	$24	0x0822e0…
10-06 13:13:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	BUY	47	79¢	$37	0xe7fd9b…
10-06 13:12:49	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	SELL	70	55¢	$39	0xf01286…
10-06 13:11:55	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	BUY	70	55¢	$39	0xb47710…
10-06 13:11:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	SELL	116	36¢	$42	0x8156da…
10-06 13:10:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	BUY	116	31¢	$36	0xb61fe0…
10-06 13:08:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	SELL	42	87¢	$37	0xdac343…
10-06 13:08:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	BUY	42	66¢	$28	0xf8f359…
10-06 13:08:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	SELL	58	53¢	$31	0x7bbbc0…
10-06 13:06:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	BUY	58	46¢	$27	0x61711f…
10-06 13:06:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	SELL	86	34¢	$29	0x509e85…
10-06 13:06:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Down	BUY	86	31¢	$27	0xcb2a8b…
10-06 13:04:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	SELL	27	99¢	$27	0xeb0cb2…
10-06 13:02:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	27	85¢	$23	0x966c59…
10-06 13:02:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	SELL	80	26¢	$21	0xf2cd93…
10-06 13:02:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 6, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Up	BUY	80	56¢	$45	0xaf9e3a…