Hilarious-Morbidity — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$146

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

69.1%

Resolved

635

Trades

1,576

lifetime

Volume

$17.2K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$11

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-31

last 10-25 22:08

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 86 days

Categories

Other

89% 35% +$420

Politics

8% 22% -$309

Sports

3% 37% -$243

Crypto

0% 44% -$14

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

6 active days in 12wk • peak 52 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
lal mad bar 2026 04 04 total 3pt5	2	$1.2K	1,042	1,025	+16	Under	+$156	04-04 19:55
lal rea mad 2026 03 22 total 4pt5	3	$619	511	511	+0	Over	+$393	03-22 21:32
uel ast4 lil 2026 03 19 ast4	7	$452	381	381	+0	Yes	+$38	03-19 21:13
Will Mojtaba Khamenei be the next Supreme Leader of Iran?	21	$373	603	603	+0	Yes	+$9	03-03 21:12
ucl bay1 rma1 2026 04 15 draw	7	$363	805	786	+20	No	+$57	04-15 20:53
lal rea mad 2026 03 22 total 3pt5	2	$354	256	256	+0	Over	+$154	03-22 21:26
ucl bay1 rma1 2026 04 15 rma1	4	$320	555	514	+42	No	+$90	04-15 20:42
uel por1 not 2026 04 09 total 2pt5	5	$313	252	247	+5	Under	+$111	04-09 20:32
epl ast sun 2026 04 19 total 2pt5	2	$301	204	201	+3	Over	+$104	04-19 14:03
lal gir vil 2026 04 06 total 2pt5	2	$268	238	234	+4	Under	+$73	04-06 19:43
fifwc mex rsa 2026 06 11 total 2pt5	2	$255	263	263	+0	Under	+$55	06-11 19:16
lal ovi sev 2026 04 05 total 2pt5	5	$249	319	313	+6	Under	+$29	04-05 18:18
lal ovi sev 2026 04 05 total 1pt5	2	$243	185	183	+3	Under	+$43	04-05 17:07
Parma Calcio 1913 vs. AS Roma: O/U 2.5	4	$242	208	208	+0	Over	+$42	05-10 17:21
sea ata juv 2026 04 11 total 2pt5	6	$230	266	262	+4	Under	-$30	04-11 20:16
Athletic Club vs. RC Celta de Vigo: O/U 2.5	3	$199	238	238	+0	Under	-$1	05-17 17:07
fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 5pt5	2	$190	714	357	+357	Under	-$10	06-25 20:11
nba orl cha 2026 03 19	10	$180	1,654	8	+1,646	Hornets	-$173	03-20 00:21
Club Atlético de Madrid vs. Girona FC: O/U 2.5	5	$180	142	142	+0	Under	+$20	05-17 17:24
lal osa bet 2026 04 12 total 2pt5	2	$168	145	142	+2	Under	+$28	04-12 12:09
Brazil vs. Morocco: O/U 2.5	8	$168	158	158	+0	Under	+$34	06-14 00:01
epl che mac 2026 04 12 total 2pt5	4	$165	131	129	+2	Over	+$27	04-12 16:46
ucl psg1 liv1 2026 04 08 total 2pt5	2	$162	161	159	+2	Under	-$38	04-08 20:40
fifwc nld jpn 2026 06 14 total 2pt5	2	$153	104	104	+0	Over	+$53	06-14 21:23
will another country strike iran by march 31 833	22	$153	114	114	+0	No	-$14	03-03 16:05
sea juv gen 2026 04 06 total 2pt5	3	$150	166	140	+26	Under	-$52	04-06 17:54
lal rea mad 2026 03 22 total 2pt5	2	$139	87	87	+0	Over	+$33	03-22 21:16
uel not por1 2026 04 16 total 2pt5	3	$132	130	120	+10	Under	+$22	04-16 19:21
fifwc uzb col 2026 06 17 total 2pt5	2	$123	74	74	+0	Over	+$23	06-18 03:27
Valencia CF vs. FC Barcelona: O/U 2.5	2	$113	94	94	+0	Over	+$13	05-23 20:30

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-25 22:08:26	Kylian Mbappé: 2+ goals	Yes	SELL	6	65¢	$4	0x0a2c16…
10-25 22:08:11	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	SELL	49	100¢	$49	0xdc16aa…
10-25 21:30:02	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 5 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	279	1¢	$2	0x5fc9be…
10-25 21:26:11	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 5 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	222	1¢	$2	0xdf58a2…
10-25 21:20:17	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	92	11¢	$10	0xda5436…
10-25 21:17:09	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 2 - 5 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	250	1¢	$2	0xba82b7…
10-25 21:15:39	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 4 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	167	1¢	$2	0x0ef1fc…
10-25 21:13:00	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 2 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	17	12¢	$2	0x961ca5…
10-25 21:11:44	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	8	12¢	$1	0x9c6d7e…
10-25 21:08:20	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	15	7¢	$1	0x1a1fbf…
10-25 21:06:56	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: 2nd Half O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0x74bec2…
10-25 21:03:12	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 4 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	143	3¢	$4	0x4ec4a5…
10-25 21:00:47	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 3 - 3 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	146	2¢	$3	0x0789fa…
10-25 20:56:03	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 2 - 4 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	357	1¢	$5	0xe8abaa…
10-25 20:54:20	Will Real Madrid CF win on 2026-10-25?	Yes	SELL	22	42¢	$9	0xdc1194…
10-25 20:52:30	1st Half Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	SELL	12	99¢	$12	0xcad60c…
10-25 20:46:30	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	16	6¢	$1	0x783dd6…
10-25 20:42:23	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: Both Teams to Score in First Half	Yes	BUY	25	4¢	$1	0xb75ce3…
10-25 20:40:33	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 4 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	143	1¢	$1	0xcbc067…
10-25 20:33:08	1st Half Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	12	16¢	$2	0xefe51c…
10-25 20:30:44	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: 1st Half O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	83	6¢	$5	0x882083…
10-25 20:27:59	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 5 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	143	1¢	$1	0x6b13a0…
10-25 20:24:50	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: 1st Half O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	200	10¢	$20	0xf3b553…
10-25 20:21:51	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: 1st Half O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	125	4¢	$5	0x077460…
10-25 20:18:57	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 7.5	Over	BUY	31	3¢	$1	0xbdff97…
10-25 20:18:20	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	30	33¢	$10	0x5bf6df…
10-25 20:17:21	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 1.5	Under	BUY	50	10¢	$5	0x1872e0…
10-25 20:16:56	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	236	2¢	$5	0xdc3e61…
10-25 20:15:38	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 2 - 3 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	30	3¢	$1	0x05575f…
10-25 20:14:45	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	3	36¢	$1	0xa1d531…
10-25 20:13:38	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	19	5¢	$1	0x8e8ed3…
10-25 20:12:12	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 5.5	Over	BUY	44	23¢	$10	0x18e5b6…
10-25 20:11:57	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 4.5	Over	BUY	50	40¢	$20	0x3d9b88…
10-25 20:09:47	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 3 - 1 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	12	8¢	$1	0xa33ac8…
10-25 20:08:33	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 0 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	67	1¢	$1	0xd40a71…
10-25 20:07:53	Arda Güler: Anytime Goalscorer	Yes	BUY	14	14¢	$2	0xcec8a0…
10-25 20:07:26	lal bar rea 2026 10 25 ags pau cubarsi 90113388	Yes	BUY	12	8¢	$1	0x11c905…
10-25 20:07:00	Exact Score: Any Other Score?	Yes	BUY	336	4¢	$15	0xe12b4f…
10-25 20:06:36	Exact Score: Any Other Score?	Yes	BUY	126	4¢	$5	0x259071…
10-25 20:06:11	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 4 - 4 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	131	1¢	$1	0x577820…
10-25 20:05:56	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 4 - 3 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	95	2¢	$2	0xfd9049…
10-25 20:05:36	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 4 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	22	4¢	$1	0x29d2b9…
10-25 20:05:20	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 3 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	16	6¢	$1	0x86cf86…
10-25 20:05:06	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 3 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	37	3¢	$1	0x2cbc43…
10-25 20:04:48	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 1 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	22	5¢	$1	0xcaa436…
10-25 20:04:27	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 2 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	56	2¢	$1	0xfe8b1e…
10-25 20:04:18	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 3 Real Madrid CF?	Yes	BUY	115	1¢	$1	0x4f89cd…
10-25 20:03:38	Will Real Madrid CF win on 2026-10-25?	Yes	BUY	22	23¢	$5	0x40451c…
10-25 20:02:03	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: 1st Half O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	29	34¢	$10	0x3fe8af…
10-25 20:01:21	Kylian Mbappé: 2+ goals	Yes	BUY	6	18¢	$1	0x36dcd1…
10-25 20:00:38	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	59	2¢	$1	0x54413c…
10-25 20:00:18	FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid CF: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	59	2¢	$1	0x0addd3…
10-14 20:23:58	ucl mnc psg 2026 10 14 total 4pt5	Over	SELL	52	99¢	$51	0x71cf5a…
10-14 20:16:39	Will AS Roma win on 2026-10-14?	Yes	SELL	11	78¢	$9	0xa7307a…
10-14 19:55:18	Exact Score: Manchester City FC 0 - 4 Paris Saint-Germain FC?	Yes	BUY	10	10¢	$1	0xdd65d5…
10-14 19:54:15	Exact Score: Manchester City FC 0 - 3 Paris Saint-Germain FC?	Yes	BUY	88	11¢	$10	0xb92300…
10-14 19:27:40	Will AS Roma win on 2026-10-14?	Yes	BUY	11	27¢	$3	0x84a7df…
10-14 19:17:27	ucl mnc psg 2026 10 14 total 1pt5	Under	BUY	20	5¢	$1	0xc172a5…
10-14 19:03:33	ucl mnc psg 2026 10 14 total 4pt5	Over	BUY	52	29¢	$15	0xcdd378…
09-05 17:04:12	Hull City AFC vs. Aston Villa FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	84	32¢	$27	0xdf1e53…
09-03 14:58:00	Will Manisa Futbol Kulubu win on 2026-09-03?	Yes	BUY	20	5¢	$1	0x4edf15…
08-31 20:49:12	FC Barcelona leading at halftime?	Yes	SELL	0	100¢	$0	0x648a2c…
08-31 19:55:40	Will Rayo Vallecano de Madrid win on 2026-08-31?	Yes	BUY	91	1¢	$1	0x109bc1…
08-31 19:53:40	FC Barcelona leading at halftime?	Yes	SELL	15	86¢	$13	0x48fc24…
08-31 19:52:25	FC Barcelona leading at halftime?	Yes	BUY	15	65¢	$10	0x1b4f24…
08-31 19:49:21	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 2 - 1 Rayo Vallecano de Madrid?	Yes	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0xe26b58…
08-31 19:48:48	Exact Score: FC Barcelona 0 - 1 Rayo Vallecano de Madrid?	Yes	BUY	59	2¢	$1	0x2f18f5…
08-31 19:47:43	Will Rayo Vallecano de Madrid win on 2026-08-31?	Yes	SELL	50	8¢	$4	0xfb65c7…
08-31 19:47:24	Will FC Barcelona vs. Rayo Vallecano de Madrid end in a draw?	Yes	BUY	7	14¢	$1	0x5c85ac…
08-31 19:44:09	Will Rayo Vallecano de Madrid win on 2026-08-31?	Yes	BUY	31	3¢	$1	0xb24e1b…
08-31 19:10:18	FC Barcelona vs. Rayo Vallecano de Madrid: O/U 0.5	Under	BUY	71	1¢	$1	0xf2fc09…
08-31 19:09:43	Will Rayo Vallecano de Madrid win on 2026-08-31?	Yes	BUY	69	3¢	$2	0x33a65d…
08-30 14:30:22	Sunderland AFC vs. Fulham FC: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	13	47¢	$6	0x95f340…
06-29 17:10:16	fifwc bra jpn 2026 06 29 total 5pt5	Over	BUY	75	4¢	$3	0x42fa59…
06-28 20:27:25	Exact Score: South Africa 0 - 0 Canada?	Yes	SELL	23	49¢	$11	0xfef7fd…
06-28 19:40:59	Exact Score: South Africa 0 - 0 Canada?	Yes	BUY	23	22¢	$5	0x3c6f92…
06-28 19:38:20	fifwc rsa can 2026 06 28 total 4pt5	Over	BUY	357	3¢	$10	0xf54137…
06-28 19:37:41	fifwc rsa can 2026 06 28 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	250	24¢	$60	0x7a5845…
06-28 19:37:11	fifwc rsa can 2026 06 28 total 3pt5	Over	BUY	91	11¢	$10	0x701554…
06-28 19:34:13	fifwc rsa can 2026 06 28 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	5	27¢	$1	0xc24a68…
06-25 21:42:38	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 3pt5	Over	BUY	11	44¢	$5	0xa68558…
06-25 21:37:28	Exact Score: Ecuador 1 - 1 Germany?	Yes	SELL	38	40¢	$15	0xe897e8…
06-25 21:25:01	Exact Score: Ecuador 1 - 1 Germany?	Yes	SELL	38	28¢	$11	0x9bf127…
06-25 21:24:01	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 2pt5	Under	SELL	108	27¢	$29	0x4eb59d…
06-25 20:37:55	Exact Score: Ecuador 1 - 1 Germany?	Yes	BUY	77	13¢	$10	0x79f62e…
06-25 20:32:29	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 6pt5	Over	BUY	86	7¢	$6	0x3ae4e5…
06-25 20:30:47	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 8pt5	Over	BUY	102	1¢	$1	0x05db5e…
06-25 20:27:22	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 7pt5	Over	BUY	1,670	3¢	$50	0x084a32…
06-25 20:15:26	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 2pt5	Under	BUY	62	8¢	$5	0x5b0115…
06-25 20:13:14	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 7pt5	Over	BUY	86	6¢	$5	0xbdf0c0…
06-25 20:11:59	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 5pt5	Over	SELL	357	25¢	$90	0xea382d…
06-25 20:08:40	Exact Score: Ecuador 0 - 2 Germany?	Yes	BUY	177	1¢	$2	0xa1f06a…
06-25 20:08:23	Exact Score: Ecuador 0 - 1 Germany?	Yes	BUY	83	6¢	$5	0x11a779…
06-25 20:05:16	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 5pt5	Over	BUY	714	14¢	$100	0x4b1a4a…
06-25 20:04:32	fifwc ecu ger 2026 06 25 total 2pt5	Under	BUY	45	22¢	$10	0x8405b3…
06-22 16:59:56	fifwc arg aut 2026 06 22 total 3pt5	Over	BUY	21	28¢	$6	0x4c27ab…
06-20 21:32:53	Will Germany win on 2026-06-20?	Yes	SELL	6	41¢	$3	0xbdcdeb…
06-20 21:29:16	Will Germany win on 2026-06-20?	Yes	BUY	6	16¢	$1	0xd3d4fb…
06-20 20:30:46	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	20	68¢	$13	0x547196…
06-20 20:30:20	Will Côte d'Ivoire win on 2026-06-20?	Yes	SELL	47	34¢	$16	0xf2eb40…