Hilarious-Disposition — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$301

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

74.8%

Resolved

1,208

Trades

3,929

lifetime

Volume

$14.4K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-04-01

last 11-01 17:34

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 50 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 68% -$300

Sports

0% 0% $0

Politics

0% 0% $0

Other

0% 0% $0

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

8 active days in 12wk • peak 329 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 8:30AM-8:45AM ET	59	$192	174	163	+11	Down	+$7	04-25 12:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 4:15AM-4:30AM ET	30	$154	133	137	-3	Up	+$4	04-25 08:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	4	$122	68	68	+0	Down	+$12	10-22 16:24
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-02 15:55 UTC	21	$116	103	97	+6	Up	+$82	04-02 16:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 6:15AM-6:30AM ET	26	$94	85	90	-5	Down	-$7	04-27 10:29
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-02 18:00 UTC	7	$89	109	104	+5	Up	-$1	04-02 18:04
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 6:30AM-6:45AM ET	23	$84	66	78	-12	Down	+$13	04-26 10:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	18	$84	84	58	+26	Up	+$9	04-28 12:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET	26	$73	60	72	-12	Up	-$1	04-24 21:28
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 4:30AM-4:35AM ET	34	$72	128	21	+107	Down	+$7	04-28 08:32
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 24, 4:45PM-5:00PM ET	24	$69	72	63	+9	Up	+$8	04-24 20:56
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 16:45 UTC	27	$68	66	53	+13	Up	+$8	04-24 16:59
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 18:30 UTC	34	$65	101	63	+38	Up	+$2	04-24 18:44
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 3:30PM-3:45PM ET	17	$65	56	60	-4	Up	+$11	04-27 19:41
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-02 18:00 UTC	5	$62	77	73	+3	Up	+$2	04-02 18:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-02 15:50 UTC	27	$61	92	74	+18	Up	+$17	04-02 15:55
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	7	$60	111	0	+111	Up	-$9	10-29 19:42
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-11 20:40 UTC	6	$58	38	37	+1	Up	+$16	04-11 20:45
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 13:45 UTC	23	$58	590	550	+40	Down	+$0	04-24 13:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	9	$53	101	0	+101	Down	-$5	10-29 20:09
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-11 19:00 UTC	7	$52	33	32	+1	Up	+$12	04-11 19:15
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 18:45 UTC	15	$52	657	21	+636	Down	-$10	04-23 18:57
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	7	$51	95	0	+95	Down	-$4	10-29 15:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	11	$51	42	36	+6	Down	+$7	04-25 11:22
Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	5	$50	82	0	+82	Up	$0	10-29 20:12
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-02 15:00 UTC	28	$50	88	84	+5	Up	+$6	04-02 15:10
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-02 14:45 UTC	21	$48	232	138	+93	Down	+$8	04-02 14:58
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-23 19:45 UTC	20	$48	57	45	+12	Up	-$1	04-23 19:54
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-24 13:30 UTC	12	$47	48	39	+9	Up	+$9	04-24 13:45
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 7:15AM-7:30AM ET	20	$46	148	43	+105	Up	-$2	04-26 11:26

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
11-01 17:34:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	34¢	$2	0xd92ea0…
11-01 17:23:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0xd15754…
11-01 17:17:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	2¢	$0	0x4be235…
11-01 17:17:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x9f6fcb…
11-01 17:16:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	51¢	$3	0xf71ad2…
11-01 17:16:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0xdc6961…
11-01 17:16:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Down	BUY	0	53¢	$0	0x44b563…
11-01 17:15:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0xa469ea…
11-01 17:08:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	21¢	$1	0x61ec7a…
11-01 17:06:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	75¢	$4	0x5c153c…
11-01 17:06:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0x04a9fe…
11-01 17:05:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0xe44465…
11-01 17:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Up	BUY	0	11¢	$0	0xd3e5c7…
11-01 17:01:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	54¢	$3	0x0a27c4…
11-01 16:57:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Up	BUY	5	82¢	$4	0x2c4582…
11-01 12:28:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	0	25¢	$0	0x7b1a9e…
11-01 12:28:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:25AM-7:30AM ET	Up	BUY	5	25¢	$1	0x18c082…
11-01 12:22:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Down	BUY	5	16¢	$1	0x950f3f…
11-01 12:20:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:20AM-7:25AM ET	Up	BUY	5	73¢	$4	0x044fae…
11-01 12:18:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	99¢	$5	0x7867dc…
11-01 12:17:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	1¢	$0	0x55cd1c…
11-01 12:15:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - November 1, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	95¢	$5	0xaeb4e9…
10-31 18:32:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Down	BUY	2	92¢	$2	0x262e2f…
10-31 18:30:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0xd3f5fe…
10-31 18:27:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 31, 2:25PM-2:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	89¢	$4	0xea6b1f…
10-30 09:14:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 30, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Up	SELL	5	99¢	$5	0xb38d28…
10-30 09:12:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 30, 5:10AM-5:15AM ET	Up	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0xd5739c…
10-29 20:18:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Up	BUY	22	25¢	$6	0x52579d…
10-29 20:18:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	25¢	$0	0x0ae25b…
10-29 20:18:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Down	BUY	10	87¢	$9	0xb9716b…
10-29 20:18:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Down	BUY	14	87¢	$12	0x318c52…
10-29 20:17:37	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:15PM-4:20PM ET	Up	BUY	24	45¢	$11	0x4cbff3…
10-29 20:12:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	23	74¢	$17	0x5691cc…
10-29 20:12:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	19	70¢	$13	0xa9aa24…
10-29 20:11:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	8	56¢	$4	0xedd40a…
10-29 20:11:52	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Down	BUY	24	53¢	$13	0x2d84d6…
10-29 20:10:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	8	34¢	$3	0xc00d8f…
10-29 20:09:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	5	12¢	$1	0xde4a0b…
10-29 20:08:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0xa4c1e7…
10-29 20:08:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	11	91¢	$10	0x793da7…
10-29 20:08:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	12	91¢	$11	0xfd7a8c…
10-29 20:05:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	24	18¢	$4	0x83fbb4…
10-29 20:05:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	24	79¢	$19	0x2fc0ff…
10-29 20:05:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	1	29¢	$0	0xd43b78…
10-29 20:05:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	6	29¢	$2	0x919e19…
10-29 20:05:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	16	29¢	$5	0x7c629a…
10-29 20:01:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Down	BUY	24	95¢	$23	0x94e5d2…
10-29 19:58:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:55PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	24	23¢	$6	0xe8e405…
10-29 19:42:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	2	16¢	$0	0xcc4bd2…
10-29 19:42:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	10	16¢	$2	0x0676f1…
10-29 19:42:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	24	87¢	$21	0xa5d8b8…
10-29 19:42:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	24	21¢	$5	0x53f047…
10-29 19:41:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	3	89¢	$3	0x5041b0…
10-29 19:41:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Up	BUY	24	80¢	$19	0x19216d…
10-29 19:40:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 3:40PM-3:45PM ET	Down	BUY	24	43¢	$10	0x42b3d2…
10-29 15:53:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Up	BUY	24	57¢	$14	0x4aa84a…
10-29 15:53:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	22	58¢	$13	0x79f838…
10-29 15:53:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	19	43¢	$8	0xcc11da…
10-29 15:53:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x2905dd…
10-29 15:52:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	0	55¢	$0	0xbab77e…
10-29 15:52:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	1	55¢	$1	0x2ecd22…
10-29 15:52:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Up	BUY	24	56¢	$13	0x60500c…
10-29 15:46:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:45AM-11:50AM ET	Up	BUY	24	85¢	$20	0xd158aa…
10-29 15:02:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	14¢	$0	0x696fd5…
10-29 15:02:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	22	14¢	$3	0x4fe56e…
10-29 15:00:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	17	78¢	$13	0xfd2b66…
10-29 15:00:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	5	78¢	$4	0x610999…
10-29 15:00:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	2	78¢	$1	0x34badd…
10-29 14:58:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	14	24¢	$3	0xad60ff…
10-29 14:58:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	6	24¢	$1	0xac49e3…
10-29 14:58:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	24	23¢	$6	0x361260…
10-29 14:57:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Up	BUY	20	72¢	$14	0x17e6d3…
10-29 14:10:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	SELL	24	99¢	$24	0x8a76cc…
10-29 14:08:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	14	51¢	$7	0xef2944…
10-29 14:08:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 29, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0xd85bd0…
10-24 21:02:00	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Up	BUY	14	7¢	$1	0xe9b373…
10-24 21:00:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Up	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0x609e75…
10-24 21:00:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	39¢	$2	0x5956ec…
10-24 20:51:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Up	SELL	5	100¢	$5	0x7f954b…
10-24 20:48:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 24, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Up	BUY	5	78¢	$4	0xd4c23c…
10-22 16:35:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET	Down	BUY	54	46¢	$25	0x958bb3…
10-22 16:24:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Down	SELL	68	99¢	$67	0x991f4e…
10-22 16:20:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Down	BUY	31	81¢	$25	0xc2e44f…
10-22 16:20:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	80¢	$5	0x5e3051…
10-22 16:20:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 22, 12:20PM-12:25PM ET	Down	BUY	31	81¢	$25	0x028201…
10-19 12:55:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:55AM-9:00AM ET	Up	BUY	25	30¢	$8	0x72c50f…
10-19 12:54:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Up	SELL	23	94¢	$22	0x1e63ab…
10-19 12:50:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:50AM-8:55AM ET	Up	BUY	23	39¢	$9	0x32bc03…
10-19 12:45:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	Up	BUY	25	30¢	$8	0xf241bb…
10-19 12:40:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:40AM-8:45AM ET	Up	BUY	21	43¢	$9	0x0a1438…
10-19 12:39:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	SELL	19	98¢	$18	0x84ca71…
10-19 12:35:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:35AM-8:40AM ET	Up	BUY	19	50¢	$9	0xaf0883…
10-19 12:30:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Up	BUY	18	51¢	$9	0x391dde…
10-19 12:25:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Up	BUY	17	53¢	$9	0x3b29cf…
10-19 12:20:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Up	BUY	25	30¢	$8	0x8be5cd…
10-19 12:07:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	SELL	12	94¢	$11	0x63fb97…
10-19 12:05:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Up	BUY	12	76¢	$9	0xced6c9…
10-19 12:02:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:00AM-8:05AM ET	Down	BUY	16	59¢	$9	0x04733f…
10-19 11:52:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	Up	BUY	11	92¢	$10	0x97bf6a…
10-19 11:33:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Up	BUY	25	4¢	$1	0x443eaa…