Paltry-Comic — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$266

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

51.5%

Resolved

4,578

Trades

6,221

lifetime

Volume

$31.5K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-01-21

last 10-21 04:28

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 155 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 49% -$266

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

19 active days in 12wk • peak 43 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 21:30 UTC	12	$65	55	49	+6	Up	+$6	04-04 21:44
Ethereum Up or Down - April 27, 7:00AM-7:05AM ET	3	$63	46	44	+2	Down	+$26	04-27 11:04
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-02-26 15:00 UTC	13	$61	209	207	+2	Down	-$41	02-26 15:03
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 15:45 UTC	13	$56	64	51	+13	Up	-$7	04-04 15:58
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-02-26 14:15 UTC	2	$45	39	39	+0	Up	+$29	02-26 14:26
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-31 23:30 UTC	8	$44	48	36	+11	Down	-$4	03-31 23:33
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-03-31 23:25 UTC	6	$44	39	30	+9	Up	-$5	03-31 23:27
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 22:00 UTC	9	$43	45	36	+9	Up	+$7	04-04 22:11
Ethereum Up or Down - April 25, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET	5	$42	44	41	+2	Down	+$15	04-25 11:54
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-01 01:00 UTC	7	$40	28	22	+5	Down	+$0	04-01 01:14
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-01 01:10 UTC	10	$40	32	26	+6	Up	+$3	04-01 01:14
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 22:30 UTC	10	$39	39	38	+1	Up	-$3	04-04 22:44
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 22:15 UTC	5	$35	33	26	+7	Up	+$4	04-04 22:26
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 04:45 UTC	8	$35	36	25	+11	Up	+$4	04-04 04:59
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-18 00:00 UTC	5	$35	38	24	+14	Down	+$13	04-18 00:09
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-17 15:45 UTC	3	$34	29	28	+1	Up	+$7	04-17 15:53
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 13:15 UTC	8	$32	40	28	+12	Up	-$1	04-04 13:29
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-03-31 23:30 UTC	8	$32	31	30	+1	Up	+$0	03-31 23:40
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 05:00 UTC	6	$32	24	23	+1	Down	+$2	04-04 05:14
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-03 15:45 UTC	8	$31	35	23	+12	Down	+$15	04-03 15:59
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 21:45 UTC	5	$30	21	20	+1	Up	+$6	04-04 21:55
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 11:00 UTC	7	$30	35	34	+2	Up	+$3	04-04 11:14
ETH Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-18 00:35 UTC	4	$29	22	21	+1	Up	+$12	04-18 00:38
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 21:00 UTC	6	$29	22	21	+1	Down	+$7	04-04 21:13
ETH Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-20 20:15 UTC	3	$28	22	21	+1	Down	+$9	04-20 20:23
bitcoin up or down april 1 2026 12pm et	4	$28	25	24	+0	Down	+$2	04-01 16:38
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-04 22:30 UTC	6	$28	22	21	+1	Down	+$7	04-04 22:34
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-02 09:15 UTC	6	$27	29	20	+9	Up	-$1	04-02 09:25
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-04 18:45 UTC	7	$27	27	21	+6	Up	$0	04-04 18:55
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-04-01 15:00 UTC	5	$27	29	28	+1	Down	+$1	04-01 15:08

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
10-21 04:28:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 21, 12:25AM-12:30AM ET	Down	BUY	6	31¢	$2	0xadd127…
10-21 02:35:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 10:35PM-10:40PM ET	Up	BUY	7	36¢	$2	0x90483c…
10-21 02:01:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Up	BUY	9	45¢	$4	0x3bf47b…
10-21 01:30:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Up	BUY	6	41¢	$2	0x00ff26…
10-20 22:05:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 6:05PM-6:10PM ET	Down	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0x1bf29d…
10-20 20:31:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET	Down	BUY	9	42¢	$4	0x44968f…
10-20 19:30:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	59¢	$4	0x76cb8c…
10-20 19:12:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 3:10PM-3:15PM ET	Down	BUY	5	53¢	$3	0x35d534…
10-20 18:55:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	Down	BUY	6	27¢	$2	0x6a5528…
10-20 18:00:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 2:00PM-2:05PM ET	Down	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0x86739e…
10-20 17:27:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 1:25PM-1:30PM ET	Down	BUY	10	30¢	$3	0x9bb7ca…
10-20 17:20:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	Down	BUY	10	38¢	$4	0xf3d52f…
10-20 17:15:44	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 1:15PM-1:20PM ET	Down	BUY	10	40¢	$4	0x9e2615…
10-20 16:25:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 12:25PM-12:30PM ET	Down	BUY	12	27¢	$3	0x4ebd79…
10-20 16:06:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET	Down	BUY	7	29¢	$2	0x07246b…
10-20 15:56:47	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	38¢	$2	0x31b322…
10-20 14:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Up	BUY	10	63¢	$6	0x6055e2…
10-20 13:30:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Down	BUY	9	39¢	$3	0x23a082…
10-20 13:16:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Down	BUY	15	37¢	$5	0x08d2d6…
10-20 13:06:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 9:05AM-9:10AM ET	Up	BUY	10	34¢	$4	0x3d3076…
10-20 12:45:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 8:45AM-8:50AM ET	Down	BUY	6	47¢	$3	0x289d34…
10-20 12:20:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 8:20AM-8:25AM ET	Down	BUY	8	33¢	$3	0xaf3ead…
10-20 12:11:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET	Up	BUY	6	32¢	$2	0x955bcf…
10-20 12:05:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 8:05AM-8:10AM ET	Down	BUY	14	45¢	$6	0xba6456…
10-20 10:58:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 6:55AM-7:00AM ET	Down	BUY	7	39¢	$3	0x3e5a38…
10-20 10:01:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Down	BUY	7	44¢	$3	0x9f322f…
10-20 08:52:01	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	Up	BUY	3	24¢	$1	0xfcf903…
10-20 08:21:53	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	6	36¢	$2	0xfb0d9c…
10-20 08:12:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 4:10AM-4:15AM ET	Down	BUY	7	54¢	$4	0x53d80b…
10-20 07:36:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Down	BUY	6	42¢	$3	0x8ae193…
10-20 05:47:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 20, 1:45AM-1:50AM ET	Down	BUY	10	42¢	$4	0x019393…
10-20 03:10:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Down	BUY	8	34¢	$3	0x60650c…
10-20 03:05:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	12	40¢	$5	0x68b1b5…
10-20 02:51:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 10:50PM-10:55PM ET	Down	BUY	8	46¢	$4	0xd36606…
10-20 02:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	10	38¢	$4	0x169477…
10-20 01:51:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	Down	BUY	11	34¢	$4	0x0413cc…
10-20 01:35:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	6	47¢	$3	0xf42826…
10-20 01:30:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Down	BUY	7	50¢	$4	0xd1e922…
10-20 00:55:57	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:55PM-9:00PM ET	Down	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x344cb0…
10-20 00:15:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:15PM-8:20PM ET	Down	BUY	10	45¢	$5	0xf1bce9…
10-20 00:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 8:00PM-8:05PM ET	Up	BUY	12	38¢	$4	0x3ed1dd…
10-19 23:43:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 7:40PM-7:45PM ET	Up	BUY	15	37¢	$6	0xd26835…
10-19 23:36:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 7:35PM-7:40PM ET	Down	BUY	7	45¢	$3	0xd414c9…
10-19 20:05:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Down	BUY	9	51¢	$5	0xc22948…
10-19 19:30:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET	Up	BUY	7	46¢	$3	0x3d2211…
10-19 18:41:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	43¢	$2	0x5b4716…
10-19 18:00:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 2:00PM-2:05PM ET	Down	BUY	14	29¢	$4	0x5c3843…
10-19 17:26:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 1:25PM-1:30PM ET	Down	BUY	9	39¢	$4	0xa190fb…
10-19 16:11:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET	Down	BUY	9	30¢	$3	0x013ef0…
10-19 15:52:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	47¢	$3	0xce0cdb…
10-19 15:36:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:35AM-11:40AM ET	Up	BUY	11	41¢	$5	0xc933a8…
10-19 15:25:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	Up	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x2a3ab6…
10-19 15:21:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:20AM-11:25AM ET	Down	BUY	12	34¢	$4	0x33b8bf…
10-19 15:00:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	8	40¢	$3	0xb1fbfa…
10-19 14:45:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	13	33¢	$4	0xca7ccc…
10-19 13:30:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x990798…
10-19 13:00:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 9:00AM-9:05AM ET	Down	BUY	8	45¢	$4	0x560f41…
10-19 11:16:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 7:15AM-7:20AM ET	Up	BUY	3	50¢	$1	0x1bd711…
10-19 09:21:23	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	8	31¢	$3	0x978323…
10-19 08:53:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	Up	BUY	9	35¢	$3	0x7bfed4…
10-19 08:40:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 4:40AM-4:45AM ET	Down	BUY	9	40¢	$3	0xca150f…
10-19 08:15:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 4:15AM-4:20AM ET	Down	BUY	9	34¢	$3	0x4d4300…
10-19 08:01:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 4:00AM-4:05AM ET	Down	BUY	15	28¢	$4	0x628a2a…
10-19 07:35:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Up	BUY	9	65¢	$6	0x2767a6…
10-19 07:16:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Down	BUY	7	38¢	$3	0x260237…
10-19 05:58:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Down	BUY	9	34¢	$3	0x18957c…
10-19 04:35:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 19, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET	Down	BUY	9	56¢	$5	0x43cbe0…
10-19 03:05:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Down	BUY	6	36¢	$2	0xf2b00c…
10-19 02:00:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Down	BUY	9	34¢	$3	0x6cde95…
10-19 01:41:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 9:40PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	7	24¢	$2	0x510286…
10-19 01:30:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 9:30PM-9:35PM ET	Up	BUY	12	43¢	$5	0x54855a…
10-19 01:02:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 9:00PM-9:05PM ET	Down	BUY	4	41¢	$2	0x99019b…
10-19 00:31:03	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 8:30PM-8:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0xa7b77d…
10-19 00:10:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 8:10PM-8:15PM ET	Up	BUY	8	39¢	$3	0x03e221…
10-18 23:51:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 7:50PM-7:55PM ET	Up	BUY	10	35¢	$4	0xb734ed…
10-18 23:31:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 7:30PM-7:35PM ET	Down	BUY	13	53¢	$7	0x7c4eaa…
10-18 22:33:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 6:30PM-6:35PM ET	Up	BUY	14	24¢	$3	0x142495…
10-18 22:22:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 6:20PM-6:25PM ET	Down	BUY	18	24¢	$4	0xaebd53…
10-18 22:11:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 6:10PM-6:15PM ET	Up	BUY	8	53¢	$4	0xd669ee…
10-18 20:46:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Down	BUY	13	37¢	$5	0xa14a55…
10-18 20:35:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 4:35PM-4:40PM ET	Up	BUY	10	28¢	$3	0x431a5c…
10-18 20:11:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	26¢	$1	0x37b91e…
10-18 19:27:51	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET	Down	BUY	11	37¢	$4	0xa6ef64…
10-18 16:15:17	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 12:15PM-12:20PM ET	Up	BUY	19	65¢	$12	0x1de864…
10-18 10:13:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 6:10AM-6:15AM ET	Down	BUY	7	31¢	$2	0xaca295…
10-18 10:01:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Up	BUY	7	25¢	$2	0xa0a9c4…
10-18 09:48:21	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	11	61¢	$6	0x97c11f…
10-18 09:42:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 18, 5:40AM-5:45AM ET	Up	BUY	9	54¢	$5	0xbfb1c8…
10-18 08:41:53	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-18 08:40 UTC	Up	BUY	9	39¢	$4	0xa1acf6…
10-18 04:18:23	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-18 04:15 UTC	Up	BUY	10	53¢	$5	0x6119b8…
10-18 01:40:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 17, 9:40PM-9:45PM ET	Up	BUY	24	71¢	$17	0x5cae0a…
10-17 23:41:56	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 23:40 UTC	Up	BUY	23	59¢	$14	0x770e7b…
10-17 22:40:45	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 22:40 UTC	Up	BUY	20	58¢	$11	0xbd8e5a…
10-17 22:10:53	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 22:10 UTC	Down	BUY	12	33¢	$4	0x4a71c4…
10-17 21:55:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 17, 5:55PM-6:00PM ET	Down	BUY	17	68¢	$12	0xcab990…
10-17 21:35:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 21:35 UTC	Down	BUY	5	41¢	$2	0x6e9bbc…
10-17 21:30:54	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 21:30 UTC	Down	BUY	28	38¢	$11	0x06de1d…
10-17 20:42:17	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 20:40 UTC	Down	BUY	30	33¢	$10	0x5391cb…
10-17 20:06:09	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-10-17 20:05 UTC	Up	BUY	4	40¢	$2	0x7ebcbe…
10-17 19:57:29	Bitcoin Up or Down - October 17, 3:55PM-4:00PM ET	Up	BUY	20	35¢	$7	0x56915c…