Funny-Slang — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$612

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

58.4%

Resolved

2,163

Trades

4,938

lifetime

Volume

$53.9K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$11

Open exposure

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0 positions

First seen

2026-03-20

last 05-08 15:15

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 39 days

Categories

Crypto

100% 49% -$612

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-05-08).

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	2	$2.2K	2,950	0	+2,950	Down	+$759	04-26 14:40
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 18:15 UTC	3	$1.6K	1,080	1,053	+27	Down	+$122	04-23 18:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 9:25PM-9:30PM ET	2	$1.4K	1,194	1,160	+33	Up	-$60	04-28 01:30
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 02:40 UTC	2	$730	1,339	0	+1,339	Down	-$728	04-23 02:40
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	3	$730	1,205	0	+1,205	Up	-$728	04-26 14:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	3	$730	1,305	0	+1,305	Down	-$728	04-28 14:30
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-22 21:00 UTC	2	$730	1,336	0	+1,336	Up	+$604	04-22 21:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	3	$730	1,184	0	+1,184	Down	+$452	04-27 20:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET	3	$690	457	455	+2	Down	+$202	04-28 21:09
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 28, 1:20PM-1:25PM ET	3	$681	444	442	+2	Up	+$193	04-28 17:24
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	4	$679	455	453	+2	Down	+$191	05-06 14:48
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 12:05 UTC	5	$665	1,138	0	+1,138	Up	-$659	04-23 12:05
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 12:45PM-12:50PM ET	4	$639	406	403	+2	Up	+$151	05-05 16:48
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 27, 4:40PM-4:45PM ET	3	$592	440	424	+16	Down	+$118	04-27 20:40
bitcoin up or down april 19 2026 4am et	21	$518	361	392	-31	Up	+$234	04-19 09:40
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-22 14:05 UTC	3	$452	259	255	+4	Down	+$57	04-22 14:10
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET	3	$412	768	23	+745	Up	-$388	04-30 20:20
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 3:55PM-4:00PM ET	6	$286	580	0	+580	Up	-$217	04-30 19:55
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-21 22:45 UTC	3	$277	485	0	+485	Down	+$205	04-21 22:47
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 2:55PM-3:00PM ET	21	$264	517	0	+517	Down	-$262	04-30 18:55
bitcoin up or down april 23 2026 4am et	6	$261	136	183	-46	Down	+$58	04-23 09:56
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 30, 11:30AM-11:35AM ET	3	$250	553	0	+553	Down	+$301	04-30 15:30
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 6, 7:30PM-7:35PM ET	3	$246	460	65	+395	Up	-$240	05-06 23:34
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-22 15:40 UTC	2	$244	452	0	+452	Up	-$242	04-22 15:40
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 01:50 UTC	2	$244	384	0	+384	Down	+$137	04-23 01:50
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-23 02:35 UTC	2	$244	500	0	+500	Down	-$242	04-23 02:35
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 26, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET	2	$244	504	0	+504	Down	+$259	04-26 19:00
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-22 22:35 UTC	2	$244	479	0	+479	Up	+$232	04-22 22:35
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-22 14:00 UTC	2	$244	495	0	+495	Up	-$242	04-22 14:00
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 11:25AM-11:30AM ET	2	$244	454	0	+454	Down	+$208	04-25 15:25

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-08 15:15:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0xa95b3a…
05-08 15:10:39	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Up	BUY	44	45¢	$20	0xe95f2b…
05-08 15:10:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:10AM-11:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0x4351a7…
05-08 15:05:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Up	BUY	398	61¢	$243	0x517cbc…
05-08 15:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:05AM-11:10AM ET	Down	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0x1e0257…
05-08 15:00:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Up	BUY	153	53¢	$81	0xe836e6…
05-08 15:00:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 11:00AM-11:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x1f866a…
05-08 14:55:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xe41dc2…
05-08 14:55:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Up	BUY	61	44¢	$27	0xca1a63…
05-08 14:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Up	BUY	17	53¢	$9	0xf8a82d…
05-08 14:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x28e568…
05-08 14:45:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0xb777e2…
05-08 14:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:45AM-10:50AM ET	Up	BUY	6	49¢	$3	0xd36763…
05-08 14:40:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Down	BUY	18	50¢	$9	0xee43ac…
05-08 14:40:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:40AM-10:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0xab665c…
05-08 14:35:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Down	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x3817d7…
05-08 14:35:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:35AM-10:40AM ET	Up	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x655c75…
05-08 14:30:15	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:30AM-10:35AM ET	Up	BUY	7	43¢	$3	0xe75590…
05-08 14:25:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:25AM-10:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x4bd071…
05-08 14:20:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET	Down	BUY	135	60¢	$81	0x741565…
05-08 14:15:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET	Down	BUY	44	61¢	$27	0xdc9cb6…
05-08 14:10:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:10AM-10:15AM ET	Down	BUY	17	54¢	$9	0x62de67…
05-08 14:05:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0xadf93e…
05-08 14:00:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET	Down	BUY	3	32¢	$1	0xdc1b71…
05-08 13:55:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:55AM-10:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xfe30bf…
05-08 13:50:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:50AM-9:55AM ET	Down	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x49ac47…
05-08 13:45:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:45AM-9:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	59¢	$3	0x640081…
05-08 13:40:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:40AM-9:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0x1defed…
05-08 13:35:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:35AM-9:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x3fb177…
05-08 13:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:30AM-9:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	58¢	$3	0xa447e9…
05-08 13:25:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:25AM-9:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0xe7a8b6…
05-08 13:20:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:20AM-9:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0xbf5dd1…
05-08 13:15:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:15AM-9:20AM ET	Up	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0x153de8…
05-08 13:10:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 9:10AM-9:15AM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xf7c1e7…
05-08 12:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 8:30AM-8:35AM ET	Down	BUY	4	28¢	$1	0x1bb479…
05-08 11:55:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:55AM-8:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0xaf2652…
05-08 11:45:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:45AM-7:50AM ET	Up	BUY	5	64¢	$3	0x417b79…
05-08 11:40:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:40AM-7:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xcf7a58…
05-08 11:30:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 7:30AM-7:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x504cf4…
05-08 10:45:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:45AM-6:50AM ET	Down	BUY	442	55¢	$243	0x5cc2a9…
05-08 10:40:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:40AM-6:45AM ET	Down	BUY	147	55¢	$81	0xaf0f97…
05-08 10:35:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:35AM-6:40AM ET	Down	BUY	49	55¢	$27	0xb50d86…
05-08 10:30:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:30AM-6:35AM ET	Down	BUY	16	56¢	$9	0xd679d6…
05-08 10:25:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:25AM-6:30AM ET	Down	BUY	6	48¢	$3	0x31a829…
05-08 10:20:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:20AM-6:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x0f9195…
05-08 10:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:05AM-6:10AM ET	Down	BUY	5	61¢	$3	0x332598…
05-08 10:00:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 6:00AM-6:05AM ET	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x99c242…
05-08 09:50:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:50AM-5:55AM ET	Up	BUY	8	40¢	$3	0xde4cff…
05-08 09:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:45AM-5:50AM ET	Up	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x7b86b1…
05-08 09:20:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x3ddb66…
05-08 09:05:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 5:05AM-5:10AM ET	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x6dcb98…
05-08 08:55:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:55AM-5:00AM ET	Down	BUY	17	53¢	$9	0x284366…
05-08 08:50:09	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:50AM-4:55AM ET	Down	BUY	5	57¢	$3	0x0089c5…
05-08 08:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:45AM-4:50AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0x00475f…
05-08 08:20:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 4:20AM-4:25AM ET	Down	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0xe9aaf0…
05-08 07:55:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:55AM-4:00AM ET	Down	BUY	147	55¢	$81	0x1bb7e5…
05-08 07:50:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:50AM-3:55AM ET	Down	BUY	51	53¢	$27	0x03f5bf…
05-08 07:45:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:45AM-3:50AM ET	Down	BUY	17	53¢	$9	0x67c3ab…
05-08 07:40:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:40AM-3:45AM ET	Down	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0x704255…
05-08 07:35:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:35AM-3:40AM ET	Down	BUY	2	56¢	$1	0xa99997…
05-08 07:15:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:15AM-3:20AM ET	Up	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0xde70d1…
05-08 07:10:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET	Up	BUY	2	58¢	$1	0x21c03e…
05-08 07:00:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 3:00AM-3:05AM ET	Down	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0x1faa2b…
05-08 06:50:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Up	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0xea5b5d…
05-08 06:35:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:35AM-2:40AM ET	Up	BUY	16	57¢	$9	0xd07788…
05-08 06:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:30AM-2:35AM ET	Up	BUY	5	62¢	$3	0x3e977c…
05-08 06:25:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:25AM-2:30AM ET	Up	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x6cb0a3…
05-08 06:10:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:10AM-2:15AM ET	Up	BUY	50	54¢	$27	0x686e2d…
05-08 06:05:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:05AM-2:10AM ET	Up	BUY	17	54¢	$9	0x0dfeb7…
05-08 06:00:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 2:00AM-2:05AM ET	Up	BUY	6	51¢	$3	0x943c00…
05-08 05:55:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:55AM-2:00AM ET	Up	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0x7077d0…
05-08 05:45:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:45AM-1:50AM ET	Down	BUY	50	54¢	$27	0x93e3fe…
05-08 05:40:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:40AM-1:45AM ET	Down	BUY	17	54¢	$9	0x6c5549…
05-08 05:35:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET	Down	BUY	8	37¢	$3	0xee8cb6…
05-08 05:30:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 1:30AM-1:35AM ET	Down	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0x5c9465…
05-08 04:55:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:55AM-1:00AM ET	Down	BUY	2	47¢	$1	0x89b655…
05-08 04:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET	Up	BUY	6	51¢	$3	0xd54ad1…
05-08 04:40:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:40AM-12:45AM ET	Up	BUY	2	44¢	$1	0x01f054…
05-08 04:20:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:20AM-12:25AM ET	Down	BUY	16	56¢	$9	0xfb6a01…
05-08 04:15:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:15AM-12:20AM ET	Down	BUY	5	65¢	$3	0x70289b…
05-08 04:10:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:10AM-12:15AM ET	Down	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x5915bd…
05-08 04:00:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 8, 12:00AM-12:05AM ET	Up	BUY	2	41¢	$1	0xa01b68…
05-08 03:25:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:25PM-11:30PM ET	Down	BUY	16	55¢	$9	0xaed1bc…
05-08 03:20:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:20PM-11:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	52¢	$3	0xe1f7ae…
05-08 03:15:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:15PM-11:20PM ET	Down	BUY	2	45¢	$1	0x720227…
05-08 03:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:05PM-11:10PM ET	Up	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0x064a98…
05-08 03:00:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 11:00PM-11:05PM ET	Up	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x8e4672…
05-08 02:45:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:45PM-10:50PM ET	Up	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0xfa230c…
05-08 02:10:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:10PM-10:15PM ET	Up	BUY	198	41¢	$81	0x4dd342…
05-08 02:05:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Up	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0x9b9209…
05-08 02:05:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:05PM-10:10PM ET	Up	BUY	47	55¢	$26	0xf6af79…
05-08 02:00:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 10:00PM-10:05PM ET	Up	BUY	26	35¢	$9	0xcdd8ff…
05-08 01:55:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:55PM-10:00PM ET	Up	BUY	8	36¢	$3	0xea6eec…
05-08 01:50:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:50PM-9:55PM ET	Up	BUY	3	35¢	$1	0xd15c8e…
05-08 01:40:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:40PM-9:45PM ET	Down	BUY	5	66¢	$3	0xf75712…
05-08 01:35:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET	Down	BUY	2	48¢	$1	0x18f055…
05-08 01:15:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 9:15PM-9:20PM ET	Up	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x9b6ad2…
05-08 00:40:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET	Up	BUY	2	40¢	$1	0xb33ae3…
05-08 00:25:06	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:25PM-8:30PM ET	Down	BUY	15	59¢	$9	0x522c25…
05-08 00:20:07	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 7, 8:20PM-8:25PM ET	Down	BUY	6	49¢	$3	0xcb31e5…