Whimsical-Satire — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$4.24K

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

76.8%

Resolved

470

Trades

863

lifetime

Volume

$418.4K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$485

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-04-02

last 06-22 11:24

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 44 days

Categories

Other

69% 62% -$2,457

Crypto

30% 52% -$1,099

Sports

1% 50% -$680

Activity

No trades in the last 84 days (last trade 2026-06-22).

Open positions Resolved markets (30) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Azerbaijan vs. San Marino: O/U 2.5	2	$6.0K	3,790	3,790	+0	Over	+$1,594	06-09 19:29
spl dam qad 2026 04 09 total 2pt5	4	$5.9K	4,779	4,779	+0	Under	-$28	04-09 17:26
Kosovo vs. Andorra: O/U 1.5	2	$4.6K	2,574	2,574	+0	Over	+$497	06-07 19:23
Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Real Salt Lake: O/U 2.5	2	$4.4K	2,713	2,685	+28	Over	+$944	04-27 02:35
fif hun kaz 2026 06 09 total 2pt5	2	$4.3K	3,508	3,508	+0	Over	-$491	06-09 17:56
fifwc can bih 2026 06 12 total 1pt5	5	$4.3K	2,955	2,955	+0	Over	+$449	06-12 20:59
Galatasaray SK vs. Fenerbahçe SK: O/U 1.5	2	$4.2K	2,392	2,374	+18	Over	+$610	04-26 18:37
Denmark vs. Ukraine: O/U 1.5	4	$3.7K	2,089	2,089	+0	Over	+$478	06-07 17:29
Chengdu Rongcheng FC vs. Zhejiang Zhiye FC: O/U 2.5	2	$3.4K	2,027	2,009	+18	Over	+$593	04-25 11:53
chi yun jin 2026 04 17 total 2pt5	4	$3.4K	2,401	2,401	+0	Over	+$381	04-17 13:47
spl ett riy 2026 04 09 total 2pt5	2	$3.3K	1,866	1,866	+0	Over	+$375	04-09 18:44
chi bgu ron 2026 04 12 total 1pt5	2	$3.2K	1,726	1,726	+0	Over	+$278	04-12 13:23
AVS Futebol vs. Sporting CP: O/U 1.5	2	$3.1K	1,781	1,768	+12	Over	+$408	04-26 21:11
fifwc esp ksa 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	2	$3.0K	1,626	1,626	+0	Over	+$210	06-21 16:25
RCD Espanyol de Barcelona vs. Levante UD: O/U 2.5	2	$3.0K	3,741	3,685	+56	Under	-$765	04-27 19:31
ucl rma1 bay1 2026 04 07 total 2pt5	2	$2.9K	1,702	1,688	+14	Over	+$443	04-07 20:34
Al Ittihad Saudi Club vs. Al Qadisiyah Saudi Club: O/U 2.5	2	$2.9K	1,738	1,738	+0	Over	+$571	05-21 18:48
bun hof dor 2026 04 18 total 2pt5	2	$2.8K	1,728	1,710	+18	Over	+$586	04-18 15:40
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-04-10 07:10 UTC	2	$2.8K	1,924	1,858	+67	Down	+$906	04-10 07:15
FC CFR 1907 Cluj vs. FC Argeș Pitești: O/U 1.5	3	$2.8K	1,630	1,630	+0	Over	+$433	05-22 19:25
Le Havre AC vs. FC Metz: O/U 4.5	2	$2.7K	1,807	1,781	+26	Over	+$866	04-26 16:37
epl ars bou 2026 04 11 total 2pt5	2	$2.7K	1,723	1,701	+22	Over	+$720	04-11 13:07
fif phi mya 2026 06 09 total 2pt5	2	$2.7K	1,704	1,704	+0	Over	+$700	06-09 13:18
BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-08 09:00 UTC	4	$2.7K	2,010	2,010	+0	Up	+$676	06-08 09:02
Bologna FC 1909 vs. FC Internazionale Milano: O/U 2.5	3	$2.7K	1,705	1,705	+0	Over	+$732	05-23 16:51
lal bar esp 2026 04 11 total 3pt5	2	$2.6K	2,083	2,051	+33	Over	+$624	04-11 17:52
BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-08 11:15 UTC	3	$2.5K	1,751	1,751	+0	Up	+$549	06-08 11:21
Cúcuta Deportivo FC vs. CDP Junior FC: O/U 1.5	2	$2.5K	1,565	1,548	+17	Over	+$563	04-24 21:42
NK Osijek vs. NK Slaven Belupo: O/U 1.5	3	$2.5K	1,418	1,418	+0	Over	+$281	05-22 16:09
lal cel ovi 2026 04 12 total 2pt5	2	$2.5K	1,538	1,522	+16	Over	+$537	04-12 17:49

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-22 11:24:19	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 11:20 UTC	Down	BUY	787	93¢	$730	0xe5548c…
06-22 11:06:29	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 11:05 UTC	Up	SELL	754	97¢	$732	0x06d898…
06-22 11:05:35	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 11:05 UTC	Up	BUY	754	86¢	$650	0xa38385…
06-22 10:55:26	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 10:50 UTC	Up	SELL	666	99¢	$660	0x94ae63…
06-22 10:54:11	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 10:50 UTC	Up	BUY	666	93¢	$620	0x60794e…
06-22 09:30:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 09:25 UTC	Down	SELL	612	99¢	$606	0x8df3d9…
06-22 09:28:58	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 09:25 UTC	Down	BUY	612	98¢	$600	0x0a95cc…
06-22 08:38:20	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 22, 4:35AM-4:40AM ET	Down	SELL	617	99¢	$610	0xf42440…
06-22 08:36:31	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:35 UTC	Down	BUY	617	89¢	$550	0xb34e51…
06-22 08:28:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:25 UTC	Down	BUY	563	98¢	$550	0x75e93b…
06-22 08:25:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:20 UTC	Up	SELL	556	99¢	$550	0x0aa63d…
06-22 08:21:50	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:20 UTC	Up	BUY	556	92¢	$510	0x0becee…
06-22 08:15:59	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:15 UTC	Up	BUY	68	44¢	$30	0x8ca616…
06-22 08:09:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:05 UTC	Up	SELL	519	99¢	$514	0x2e3280…
06-22 08:08:56	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 08:05 UTC	Up	BUY	519	96¢	$500	0x2cfff3…
06-22 07:35:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:30 UTC	Up	SELL	537	99¢	$532	0x1ba9e5…
06-22 07:32:35	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:30 UTC	Up	BUY	537	91¢	$490	0xe37caf…
06-22 07:30:02	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:25 UTC	Up	SELL	494	99¢	$489	0xef2266…
06-22 07:26:52	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:25 UTC	Up	BUY	494	85¢	$420	0x816072…
06-22 07:23:56	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:20 UTC	Up	SELL	552	79¢	$435	0x9ab02d…
06-22 07:20:14	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-22 07:20 UTC	Up	BUY	552	59¢	$323	0x7853f3…
06-21 20:58:02	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 20:55 UTC	Down	BUY	178	92¢	$164	0x5b7464…
06-21 20:40:11	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 20:35 UTC	Down	SELL	167	99¢	$165	0xad170f…
06-21 20:35:17	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 20:35 UTC	Down	BUY	167	47¢	$79	0x59a719…
06-21 20:24:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 20:20 UTC	Up	SELL	83	99¢	$83	0xf3a9e3…
06-21 20:22:13	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 20:20 UTC	Up	BUY	83	83¢	$69	0xb968f3…
06-21 19:55:08	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 19:50 UTC	Up	SELL	71	99¢	$70	0xf1872d…
06-21 19:50:47	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 19:50 UTC	Up	BUY	71	54¢	$38	0x7b195a…
06-21 19:26:26	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 19:25 UTC	Up	BUY	709	54¢	$383	0xfd4bf1…
06-21 19:26:26	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 19:25 UTC	Up	BUY	705	59¢	$417	0x92d835…
06-21 19:20:32	fifwc bel irn 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	1,866	47¢	$877	0x640efa…
06-21 17:55:50	fifwc bel irn 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	4	53¢	$2	0xa346b6…
06-21 17:55:31	fifwc bel irn 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,862	53¢	$987	0x336473…
06-21 17:51:17	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 17:50 UTC	Up	BUY	777	51¢	$400	0x317b97…
06-21 17:15:35	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 17:15 UTC	Up	BUY	217	46¢	$100	0xbe9c03…
06-21 16:51:41	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 16:50 UTC	Down	BUY	231	43¢	$100	0x38f135…
06-21 16:25:55	fifwc esp ksa 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	1,626	100¢	$1,624	0x703e69…
06-21 16:15:05	fifwc esp ksa 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,626	87¢	$1,415	0xfa7ec2…
06-21 15:47:50	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-21 15:45 UTC	Up	BUY	279	36¢	$100	0xfb7392…
06-21 15:29:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 15:25 UTC	Up	SELL	217	99¢	$215	0x673622…
06-21 15:26:23	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 15:25 UTC	Up	BUY	217	46¢	$100	0xe7bdef…
06-21 15:01:55	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 15:00 UTC	Up	SELL	986	94¢	$927	0x1417b1…
06-21 15:00:11	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 15:00 UTC	Up	BUY	986	51¢	$500	0x73afb5…
06-21 13:41:16	mar1 irt rcz 2026 06 21 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,268	39¢	$500	0x93f8d8…
06-21 13:06:40	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-21 13:00 UTC	Up	BUY	719	35¢	$250	0x22df9b…
06-21 13:00:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 13:00 UTC	Up	BUY	218	46¢	$100	0x22474d…
06-21 12:30:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 21, 8:25AM-8:30AM ET	Down	SELL	208	99¢	$206	0x208219…
06-21 12:26:25	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 12:25 UTC	Down	BUY	208	48¢	$100	0xac0aec…
06-21 11:44:53	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 11:40 UTC	Up	SELL	349	97¢	$340	0x0925ec…
06-21 11:43:26	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 11:40 UTC	Up	BUY	349	43¢	$150	0xebde64…
06-21 11:23:53	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-21 11:15 UTC	Up	BUY	903	11¢	$100	0x346248…
06-21 11:10:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 11:10 UTC	Up	BUY	192	52¢	$100	0x76ee5d…
06-21 10:05:10	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 10:00 UTC	Up	SELL	206	99¢	$204	0x79cc4c…
06-21 10:01:20	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 10:00 UTC	Up	BUY	206	48¢	$100	0x70f401…
06-21 09:50:17	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 09:45 UTC	Up	SELL	222	99¢	$220	0x472c6f…
06-21 09:47:47	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 09:45 UTC	Up	BUY	222	45¢	$100	0x1e4ca8…
06-21 08:30:32	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 08:25 UTC	Down	SELL	204	99¢	$202	0xd83ec4…
06-21 08:25:47	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-21 08:25 UTC	Down	BUY	204	49¢	$100	0x9f6f6b…
06-20 21:59:01	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	122	100¢	$122	0x14184a…
06-20 21:47:19	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	122	41¢	$50	0x049276…
06-20 21:43:32	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-20 21:40 UTC	Up	SELL	154	98¢	$151	0x59c158…
06-20 21:40:35	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-20 21:40 UTC	Up	BUY	154	65¢	$100	0x4c63b1…
06-20 21:27:04	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 corners total 8pt5	Over	SELL	1,370	100¢	$1,369	0xac6b27…
06-20 21:12:59	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 corners total 8pt5	Over	BUY	1,370	75¢	$1,030	0x95222b…
06-20 21:04:16	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 total 1pt5	Over	SELL	1,228	85¢	$1,044	0x025dc9…
06-20 18:32:58	fifwc ger civ 2026 06 20 total 1pt5	Over	BUY	1,228	84¢	$1,031	0x3c7fa2…
06-20 18:19:28	fifwc nld swe 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	1,038	100¢	$1,037	0x420fef…
06-20 16:02:50	fifwc nld swe 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	2	59¢	$1	0x149795…
06-20 16:02:32	fifwc nld swe 2026 06 20 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,036	59¢	$611	0x064899…
06-20 16:00:10	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-20 15:45 UTC	Up	SELL	626	99¢	$620	0x5ff434…
06-20 15:54:02	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-20 15:45 UTC	Up	BUY	626	50¢	$316	0x39ca2f…
06-19 22:52:19	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-19 22:45 UTC	Up	BUY	702	59¢	$417	0xb0d127…
06-19 22:50:49	fifwc sco mar 2026 06 19 total 2pt5	Over	SELL	1,038	42¢	$436	0xef7ee1…
06-19 21:29:43	fifwc sco mar 2026 06 19 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	2	42¢	$1	0x126b3e…
06-19 21:29:29	fifwc sco mar 2026 06 19 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,035	42¢	$435	0x5a25a2…
06-19 21:24:20	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-19 21:15 UTC	Up	BUY	625	16¢	$100	0xea7a2e…
06-19 21:13:08	atp pino estevez 2026 06 19	Juan Estevez	SELL	65	90¢	$59	0x67ebf0…
06-19 21:10:32	atp pino estevez 2026 06 19	Juan Estevez	BUY	65	89¢	$58	0x17516c…
06-19 21:07:37	fifwc usa aus 2026 06 19 corners total 10pt5	Over	SELL	547	100¢	$547	0x4db98c…
06-19 20:50:38	fifwc usa aus 2026 06 19 corners total 10pt5	Over	BUY	547	74¢	$405	0x47597e…
06-19 20:50:04	fifwc usa aus 2026 06 19 corners total 9pt5	Over	SELL	415	99¢	$411	0xf42a5c…
06-19 20:45:46	fifwc usa aus 2026 06 19 corners total 9pt5	Over	BUY	415	78¢	$323	0x9d688e…
06-19 13:15:11	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-19 13:15 UTC	Up	BUY	113	51¢	$58	0xb0e614…
06-19 13:11:02	atp medjedo humbert 2026 06 17	Ugo Humbert	SELL	105	57¢	$60	0x7a6cb0…
06-19 13:04:10	atp medjedo humbert 2026 06 17	Ugo Humbert	BUY	105	56¢	$59	0x21a028…
06-19 13:00:07	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-19 12:55 UTC	Up	SELL	61	99¢	$60	0x747b38…
06-19 12:55:17	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-19 12:55 UTC	Up	BUY	61	47¢	$28	0x93d78d…
06-13 21:09:48	CSD Colo-Colo vs. CD Cobresal: O/U 3.5	Over	BUY	1,667	45¢	$750	0xc8ff95…
06-13 20:50:33	BTC Up/Down 5m · 2026-06-13 20:45 UTC	Up	SELL	721	99¢	$713	0x3a3139…
06-13 20:49:25	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 13, 4:45PM-4:50PM ET	Up	BUY	721	83¢	$600	0x85661d…
06-13 20:24:39	Qatar vs. Switzerland: O/U 2.5	Over	SELL	1,677	40¢	$671	0x63dad0…
06-13 18:22:43	fifwc qat che 2026 06 13 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	3	59¢	$2	0x92722c…
06-13 18:22:09	fifwc qat che 2026 06 13 total 2pt5	Over	BUY	1,674	59¢	$988	0x7994f0…
06-13 13:32:12	BTC Up/Down 15m · 2026-06-13 13:30 UTC	Up	BUY	77	19¢	$15	0xa6216f…
06-13 12:10:51	chi1 ccu ohf 2026 06 14 total 1pt5	Over	BUY	1,343	74¢	$1,000	0x0dac6c…
06-13 11:13:45	atp shelton shimabu 2026 06 12	Ben Shelton	SELL	667	97¢	$647	0x0194b1…
06-13 10:34:07	atp shelton shimabu 2026 06 12	Ben Shelton	BUY	667	75¢	$500	0x615e06…
06-12 21:10:39	Seattle Mariners vs. Washington Nationals: O/U 6.5	Over	BUY	1	77¢	$1	0x414e93…
06-12 21:09:33	mlb sea wsh 2026 06 12 total 6pt5	Over	BUY	1,881	77¢	$1,448	0xd6142b…
06-12 20:59:07	fifwc can bih 2026 06 12 total 1pt5	Over	SELL	1,460	100¢	$1,458	0xd41d9f…