Sick-Humor — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$75

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

42.0%

Resolved

Trades

713

lifetime

Volume

$2.09K

lifetime

Avg / trade

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-07

last 06-02 23:31

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 9 days

Categories

Crypto

49% 100% +$1

Other

30% 0% $-1

Sports

20% 37% $-74

Politics

1% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

35 active days in 12wk • peak 34 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (3) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Le Portel vs. Dijon	2	$205	105	105	+0	open	—	05-16 23:25
Saski Baskonia vs. Granada	1	$100	111	0	+111	open	—	05-16 23:26
will michael b jordan win best actor at the 98th academy awards	2	$92	195	0	+195	open	—	03-08 19:11
will timothe chalamet win best actor at the 98th academy awards	2	$88	195	0	+195	open	—	03-08 19:11
Will the Los Angeles Lakers win the 2026 NBA Finals?	9	$51	952	840	+112	No	+$3	04-25 01:05
Cavaliers vs. Pistons: O/U 204.5	1	$38	122	0	+122	Over	$-38	05-13 22:20
Cavaliers vs. Pistons: O/U 207.5	3	$34	92	0	+92	Over	$-34	05-13 16:44
btc updown 5m 1774552800	3	$30	31	31	+0	open	—	03-26 19:21
btc updown 5m 1774554300	5	$26	32	32	+0	open	—	03-26 19:47
btc updown 5m 1774553400	4	$18	20	19	+1	open	—	03-26 19:30
btc updown 5m 1774574100	4	$18	20	19	+1	open	—	03-27 01:16
btc updown 5m 1774587000	3	$17	20	18	+2	open	—	03-27 04:52
btc updown 5m 1774587300	2	$17	20	18	+2	open	—	03-27 04:57
Manchester City FC vs. Crystal Palace FC: O/U 3.5	1	$17	39	0	+39	open	—	05-13 17:54
btc updown 5m 1774549200	3	$15	16	16	+0	open	—	03-26 18:23
btc updown 5m 1774484700	3	$15	16	16	+0	open	—	03-26 00:29
btc updown 5m 1774554600	2	$15	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 19:50
btc updown 5m 1774551300	2	$14	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 18:55
btc updown 5m 1774485000	2	$14	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 00:31
btc updown 5m 1774551000	3	$14	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 18:51
btc updown 5m 1774550400	3	$14	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 18:42
btc updown 5m 1774554900	4	$14	16	15	+1	open	—	03-26 19:59
btc updown 5m 1774571400	3	$14	16	16	+0	open	—	03-27 00:30
Pistons vs. Cavaliers: O/U 201.5	1	$13	50	0	+50	open	—	05-15 16:53
btc updown 15m 1768265100	4	$12	10	5	+4	open	—	01-13 00:55
btc updown 5m 1774494900	3	$12	13	13	+0	open	—	03-26 03:19
btc updown 5m 1774484100	2	$12	16	16	+0	open	—	03-26 00:19
bitcoin up or down january 8 7pm et	5	$11	12	12	+0	open	—	01-09 00:11
bitcoin up or down january 8 5pm et	5	$11	12	6	+6	open	—	01-08 23:05
bitcoin up or down january 8 2pm et	6	$11	12	12	+0	open	—	01-08 19:18

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-02 23:31:22	Haiti vs. New Zealand: Both Teams to Score	Yes	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0x8085b3…
06-02 22:12:30	Haiti vs. New Zealand: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	6	48¢	$3	0x0a71da…
06-02 22:10:19	Haiti vs. New Zealand: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	4	48¢	$2	0x63152f…
06-02 21:55:53	Spread: Golden State Valkyries (-8.5)	PortlandFire	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x80c563…
06-02 21:53:56	Tyler: Timo Legout vs Andres Andrade	Andres Andrade	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x6dc090…
06-01 14:57:23	Roland Garros ATP: Juan Manuel Cerundolo vs Matteo Berrettini	Matteo Berrettini	BUY	1	71¢	$1	0x8247e4…
06-01 14:57:04	Roland Garros ATP: Felix Auger-Aliassime vs Alejandro Tabilo	Felix Auger-Aliassime	BUY	2	64¢	$1	0xf5431b…
06-01 14:56:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	SELL	5	56¢	$3	0x5cdd30…
06-01 14:55:33	Bitcoin Up or Down - June 1, 10:55AM-11:00AM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0xdfe859…
06-01 14:52:59	Roland Garros ATP: Frances Tiafoe vs Matteo Arnaldi	Frances Tiafoe	BUY	2	50¢	$1	0x8c16b1…
06-01 02:30:45	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	SELL	5	56¢	$3	0xe553e7…
06-01 02:29:36	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:30PM-10:35PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x08b30e…
06-01 02:25:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	SELL	5	56¢	$3	0x7d4c97…
06-01 02:25:14	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:25PM-10:30PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0xc4d363…
06-01 02:20:41	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:20PM-10:25PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x9c9fbf…
06-01 02:17:35	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	SELL	5	40¢	$2	0x616153…
06-01 02:15:22	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 10:15PM-10:20PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x743614…
05-31 20:11:59	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	SELL	5	53¢	$3	0x86d314…
05-31 20:10:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:10PM-4:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x23bbb7…
05-31 20:06:27	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	SELL	9	53¢	$5	0x5e6695…
05-31 20:05:04	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:05PM-4:10PM ET	Up	BUY	10	36¢	$4	0x575f36…
05-31 20:00:05	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 31, 4:00PM-4:05PM ET	Down	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0xdc566b…
05-24 22:24:25	Spread: Thunder (-9.5)	Spurs	BUY	2	81¢	$2	0x2fc723…
05-24 22:10:11	Thunder vs. Spurs: O/U 218.5	Under	BUY	10	49¢	$5	0xbf645b…
05-24 21:04:30	Dogecoin Up or Down on May 25?	Down	SELL	5	49¢	$2	0x1da2df…
05-24 20:22:51	Will Ethereum reach $2,150 on May 24?	Yes	BUY	1	12¢	$0	0xbb0643…
05-24 18:21:19	Dogecoin Up or Down on May 25?	Down	BUY	5	45¢	$2	0x9b4c30…
05-24 17:53:00	CD Mirandés vs. Granada CF: O/U 5.5	Under	BUY	1	68¢	$1	0x3f16fa…
05-24 17:31:11	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Up	SELL	5	50¢	$2	0x3f5a3e…
05-24 17:30:13	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 24, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x68712c…
05-24 17:24:53	Roland Garros ATP: Taylor Fritz vs Nishesh Basavareddy	Taylor Fritz	SELL	3	50¢	$1	0x643256…
05-24 17:24:51	Roland Garros ATP: Taylor Fritz vs Nishesh Basavareddy	Taylor Fritz	SELL	2	50¢	$1	0xa318ae…
05-24 17:17:02	Roland Garros ATP: Taylor Fritz vs Nishesh Basavareddy	Taylor Fritz	BUY	5	35¢	$2	0x7165f2…
05-24 17:16:25	Spread: AS Roma (-1.5)	AS Roma	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x3ccaed…
05-24 17:08:47	Minnesota Twins vs. Boston Red Sox	Boston Red Sox	BUY	16	61¢	$10	0x5b84bd…
05-24 16:53:02	Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers	Milwaukee Brewers	BUY	2	43¢	$1	0xfeb50a…
05-24 16:08:42	Manchester City FC vs. Aston Villa FC: O/U 3.5	Under	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0xb81ec9…
05-24 16:06:09	Will Ethereum reach $2,150 on May 24?	No	BUY	9	83¢	$7	0xe74f9c…
05-24 15:56:28	Spread: Como 1907 (-1.5)	US Cremonese	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0x6c159f…
05-24 15:56:14	Spread: Como 1907 (-1.5)	US Cremonese	BUY	2	60¢	$1	0x7e9a59…
05-24 15:54:01	Crystal Palace FC vs. Arsenal FC: O/U 2.5	Under	SELL	6	54¢	$3	0x750825…
05-24 08:30:48	Will Solana dip to $80 in May?	Yes	BUY	1	25¢	$0	0x79865a…
05-24 07:05:19	Will Solana dip to $80 in May?	Yes	BUY	8	25¢	$2	0x6e9475…
05-24 06:31:01	Will Solana dip to $70 in May?	Yes	BUY	46	3¢	$1	0xdec4f2…
05-24 06:10:03	Will Solana dip to $70 in May?	Yes	BUY	3	3¢	$0	0x8d4e4f…
05-24 05:29:18	Will Solana dip to $80 in May?	No	BUY	2	72¢	$1	0x3bcc1f…
05-24 05:13:14	Will Solana dip to $80 in May?	No	BUY	7	72¢	$5	0x1d725f…
05-24 04:51:16	Will Solana dip to $70 in May?	Yes	BUY	50	3¢	$1	0x3c00b8…
05-24 03:25:26	Roland Garros WTA: Anhelina Kalinina vs Diane Parry	Anhelina Kalinina	BUY	1	69¢	$1	0x4bbffd…
05-24 03:25:14	Roland Garros ATP: Thanasi Kokkinakis vs Terence Atmane	Terence Atmane	BUY	1	72¢	$1	0x25e05e…
05-24 03:24:44	Roland Garros ATP: Eliot Spizzirri vs Frances Tiafoe	Frances Tiafoe	BUY	2	89¢	$2	0x51b13d…
05-24 03:24:04	Crystal Palace FC vs. Arsenal FC: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	11	44¢	$5	0xc8865f…
05-24 03:23:23	Spread: Paris Saint-Germain FC (-1.5)	Arsenal FC	BUY	1	80¢	$1	0x46f926…
05-24 03:11:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	SELL	4	50¢	$2	0xb44622…
05-24 03:11:12	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	SELL	1	50¢	$1	0x6b5fb9…
05-24 03:10:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 23, 11:10PM-11:15PM ET	Up	BUY	5	36¢	$2	0x4d38c2…
05-23 17:04:14	Spread: FC Bayern München (-2.5)	VfB Stuttgart	BUY	1	70¢	$1	0x925a37…
05-23 16:41:28	Spread: Cavaliers (-2.5)	Cavaliers	BUY	10	51¢	$5	0x27accb…
05-22 22:49:19	Spread: Spurs (-2.5)	Thunder	BUY	6	53¢	$3	0x5ce338…
05-22 14:16:59	GP SAR La Princesse Lalla Meryem: Jil Teichmann vs Petra Marcinko	Petra Marcinko	BUY	1	74¢	$1	0xa721e9…
05-22 14:15:42	Hamburg European Open: Aleksandar Kovacevic vs Ignacio Buse	Ignacio Buse	BUY	1	94¢	$1	0x71d139…
05-22 04:29:01	Spread: Real Betis Balompié (-1.5)	Levante UD	BUY	1	79¢	$1	0x3d68aa…
05-21 16:59:43	Brøndby IF vs. FC København: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	2	65¢	$1	0xb2fb61…
05-21 16:26:23	Geneva Open: Alex Michelsen vs Learner Tien	Learner Tien	BUY	3	61¢	$2	0x3d450e…
05-21 16:26:07	Internationaux de Strasbourg: Victoria Mboko vs Leylah Fernandez	Victoria Mboko	BUY	2	61¢	$1	0x4a2a05…
05-21 15:53:46	Cavaliers vs. Knicks: O/U 215.5	Over	BUY	10	50¢	$5	0xdd5fa3…
05-20 16:16:02	Geneva Open: Arthur Rinderknech vs Laslo Djere	Arthur Rinderknech	BUY	1	91¢	$1	0x1a4255…
05-20 14:20:48	Spread: Thunder (-6.5)	Thunder	BUY	2	53¢	$1	0xb8c358…
05-20 14:20:34	Spread: Thunder (-5.5)	Thunder	BUY	4	56¢	$2	0x8317db…
05-19 23:43:30	Spread: Knicks (-7.5)	Cavaliers	BUY	4	57¢	$2	0xe315f5…
05-19 17:04:12	Spread: Manchester City FC (-1.5)	Manchester City FC	BUY	5	37¢	$2	0x508c5b…
05-19 15:31:53	Atlanta Braves vs. Miami Marlins	Miami Marlins	BUY	7	45¢	$3	0x37eccc…
05-19 15:05:02	Texas Rangers vs. Colorado Rockies	Texas Rangers	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0x2d036d…
05-19 15:04:58	Texas Rangers vs. Colorado Rockies	Texas Rangers	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xdf01cd…
05-19 01:44:36	Bengaluru 3: Aradhya Kshitij vs Alastair Gray	Alastair Gray	BUY	1	92¢	$1	0xdcb021…
05-19 01:35:46	Spurs vs. Thunder	Thunder	BUY	4	51¢	$2	0xa684f8…
05-18 19:35:04	Spread: Arsenal FC (-2.5)	Burnley FC	BUY	3	72¢	$2	0x7dd5bf…
05-18 17:32:13	Internationaux de Strasbourg: Clara Tauson vs Jaqueline Cristian	Clara Tauson	BUY	4	48¢	$2	0xa0b494…
05-18 17:29:44	Stephon Castle: Points O/U 16.5	No	BUY	2	49¢	$1	0xf53958…
05-18 17:04:46	OG Anunoby: Rebounds O/U 5.5	No	BUY	2	46¢	$1	0x46470d…
05-18 16:41:26	Brose Bamberg vs. Ratiopharm Ulm	Brose Bamberg	BUY	1	67¢	$1	0xbb178b…
05-18 03:31:08	Counter-Strike: 1WIN vs Eternal Fire (BO3) - NODWIN Clutch Series Playoffs	Eternal Fire	BUY	4	52¢	$2	0x42c80a…
05-18 03:30:51	UFC Fight Night: Song Yadong vs. Deiveson Figueiredo (Bantamweight, Main Card)	Song Yadong	BUY	3	77¢	$2	0x8fc317…
05-18 03:21:59	Geneva Open: Jenson Brooksby vs Casper Ruud	Casper Ruud	BUY	3	78¢	$2	0x2c71e9…
05-17 20:40:54	San Francisco Giants vs. Athletics	Athletics	BUY	5	56¢	$3	0x2e8841…
05-16 23:26:25	Saski Baskonia vs. Granada	Saski Baskonia	BUY	111	90¢	$100	0x353492…
05-16 23:25:22	Le Portel vs. Dijon	Dijon	SELL	105	100¢	$105	0x70515a…
05-15 17:35:07	Aston Villa FC vs. Liverpool FC: O/U 2.5	Over	BUY	2	54¢	$1	0x7dde2e…
05-15 17:26:27	UFC Fight Night: Bernardo Sopaj vs. Timmy Cuamba (Bantamweight, Main Card)	Bernardo Sopaj	BUY	2	55¢	$1	0x90207c…
05-15 17:23:34	Le Portel vs. Dijon	Dijon	BUY	105	95¢	$100	0x3fd413…
05-15 16:53:52	Pistons vs. Cavaliers: O/U 201.5	Under	BUY	50	26¢	$13	0x3670f9…
05-15 00:40:33	Canadiens vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	0	49¢	$0	0xf94f7b…
05-15 00:40:33	Canadiens vs. Sabres	Sabres	BUY	5	49¢	$2	0xe09e30…
05-14 19:28:40	Spread: Real Madrid CF (-1.5)	Real Oviedo	BUY	4	45¢	$2	0x0d8965…
05-14 01:37:26	Counter-Strike: HOTU vs Walczaki (BO3) - CCT Europe Series 1 Playoffs	HOTU	BUY	2	51¢	$1	0xc9e2c4…
05-13 23:13:53	Washington Nationals vs. Cincinnati Reds: O/U 7.5	Under	BUY	6	40¢	$3	0x9255ed…
05-13 22:20:53	Cavaliers vs. Pistons: O/U 204.5	Under	BUY	122	31¢	$38	0x5be2b9…
05-13 22:12:50	New England Revolution vs. Nashville SC: O/U 2.5	Under	BUY	2	52¢	$1	0xc18c0a…
05-13 22:04:17	Spread: Pistons (-4.5)	Cavaliers	BUY	3	52¢	$1	0x4aac58…
05-13 19:33:30	Counter-Strike: Spirit vs G2 (BO3) - PGL Astana Playoffs	Spirit	BUY	2	62¢	$1	0x334a9b…