Dense-Humour — Polymarket

Realized P&L

-$475

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

91.6%

Resolved

Trades

2,251

lifetime

Volume

$1.60M

lifetime

Avg / trade

$709

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-31

last 06-07 13:55

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 13 days

Categories

Other

57% 83% $-496

Crypto

26% 75% +$17

Sports

17% 100% +$5

Politics

1% — —

Activity

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67 active days in 12wk • peak 209 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
Will the next Prime Minister of Hungary be Péter Magyar?	4	$23.8K	11,997	11,997	+0	open	—	04-14 01:27
nba det orl 2026 04 06	5	$21.1K	11,098	11,097	+2	open	—	04-07 01:25
atp machac sinner 2026 04 09	5	$20.3K	10,271	10,268	+4	open	—	04-09 13:46
atp alcaraz vachero 2026 04 11	31	$15.8K	9,294	7,647	+1,647	open	—	04-11 15:03
wta muchova mertens 2026 04 16	3	$14.6K	11,789	2,878	+8,911	open	—	04-16 12:35
atp alcaraz bublik 2026 04 10	8	$14.4K	12,708	2,118	+10,590	open	—	04-10 15:35
nba lal ind 2026 03 25	2	$13.5K	10,546	3,000	+7,546	open	—	03-26 01:27
atp alcaraz etcheve 2026 04 09	21	$11.5K	8,213	3,459	+4,754	open	—	04-09 15:57
wta chwalin bogdan 2026 02 02	3	$11.0K	5,506	5,506	+0	open	—	02-02 16:55
nba okc den 2026 04 10	1	$11.0K	11,005	0	+11,005	open	—	04-11 02:59
nba nyk det 2026 02 06	7	$11.0K	10,017	1,000	+9,017	open	—	02-07 04:41
nba lal okc 2026 04 02	6	$10.7K	10,779	0	+10,779	open	—	04-03 02:40
nba gsw phx 2026 04 17	11	$10.7K	5,365	5,364	+0	open	—	04-18 12:28
nba atl orl 2026 04 01	1	$10.7K	10,709	0	+10,709	open	—	04-02 00:53
nba dal mil 2026 01 25	10	$10.6K	10,679	0	+10,679	open	—	04-01 02:00
cbb stlou loych 2026 02 13	1	$10.6K	10,617	0	+10,617	open	—	02-14 03:22
cbb tenn iowast 2026 03 27	1	$10.6K	10,574	0	+10,574	open	—	03-28 04:45
ethereum above 1900 on march 26	1	$10.5K	10,553	0	+10,553	open	—	03-26 13:38
nba mil lac 2026 03 23	3	$10.5K	10,492	0	+10,492	open	—	03-24 03:57
cbb gmsn rich 2026 02 10	3	$10.5K	10,387	99	+10,288	open	—	02-11 01:52
ethereum above 1700 on march 9	1	$10.4K	10,397	0	+10,397	open	—	03-09 13:52
nba hou sas 2026 03 08	1	$10.4K	10,386	0	+10,386	open	—	03-09 02:27
lal vil elc 2026 03 08 elc	2	$10.4K	10,376	5	+10,371	open	—	03-08 14:58
spl fay ahl 2026 04 07 fay	1	$10.3K	10,565	0	+10,565	open	—	04-08 16:38
will peoples party pple win the most seats in the 2026 thai legislative election	1	$10.3K	10,356	0	+10,356	open	—	02-09 04:57
Lakers vs. Rockets	2	$10.3K	10,343	0	+10,343	open	—	05-02 03:58
nba chi was 2026 04 07	1	$10.3K	10,350	0	+10,350	open	—	04-08 00:30
cbb furman wcar 2026 02 28	1	$10.2K	10,234	0	+10,234	open	—	03-01 00:24
nba hou nop 2026 03 29	2	$10.2K	10,199	0	+10,199	open	—	03-30 01:01
nba okc dal 2026 03 01	1	$10.1K	10,135	0	+10,135	open	—	03-02 02:54

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
06-07 13:55:00	atp cobolli zverev 2026 06 07 first set winner Cobolli vs Zverev	Zverev	BUY	341	99¢	$338	0x127372…
06-06 14:45:03	Spread: Belgium (-1.5)	Belgium	BUY	1,385	100¢	$1,384	0xf30b08…
06-06 14:31:03	wta chwalin andreev 2026 06 06	Mirra Andreeva	BUY	1,000	99¢	$990	0x3fa0bb…
06-06 13:50:34	wta chwalin andreev 2026 06 06	Maja Chwalinska	BUY	40	24¢	$10	0xdb24f1…
06-05 03:49:09	Spread: Mexico (-1.5)	Mexico	BUY	10	100¢	$10	0x86c1eb…
06-03 13:53:52	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	2,400	100¢	$2,398	0xd63e8a…
06-03 13:46:18	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	2,000	100¢	$1,996	0x70dffb…
06-03 13:32:45	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	2	100¢	$2	0x344662…
06-03 13:18:31	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	666	100¢	$664	0x06bad3…
06-03 13:16:18	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	250	100¢	$249	0xb2df3d…
06-03 13:15:34	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	750	100¢	$747	0xbd673a…
06-03 13:14:27	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on June 3?	No	BUY	1,000	100¢	$998	0xea8b64…
06-03 13:13:35	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,700 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	882	100¢	$879	0xd168bf…
06-03 13:11:08	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,600 on June 3?	Yes	BUY	1,532	100¢	$1,530	0x33d643…
06-02 16:59:31	Spread: Croatia (-2.5)	Belgium	BUY	1,560	100¢	$1,557	0xebf359…
06-02 15:33:41	Spread: Belgium (-2.5)	Croatia	BUY	1,000	95¢	$950	0x6b24a3…
06-02 15:16:34	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on June 2?	No	BUY	132	100¢	$131	0x2b79b9…
06-02 14:52:25	Roland Garros ATP: Rafael Jodar vs Alexander Zverev	Alexander Zverev	BUY	3,000	98¢	$2,940	0xabec5c…
06-01 15:36:52	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $70,000 on June 1?	Yes	BUY	3,000	100¢	$2,994	0x99242a…
06-01 15:34:10	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $70,000 on June 1?	Yes	BUY	21	99¢	$20	0x3e3d05…
06-01 15:32:04	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $70,000 on June 1?	Yes	BUY	1,628	100¢	$1,621	0x2f1d62…
06-01 14:06:29	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on June 1?	No	BUY	1,688	100¢	$1,686	0x7dc43c…
06-01 14:06:22	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on June 1?	No	BUY	19	100¢	$19	0xe5c4e8…
06-01 14:06:22	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,100 on June 1?	No	BUY	1,437	100¢	$1,435	0x4724e6…
05-30 07:01:16	Spread: FC Machida Zelvia (-1.5)	Nagoya Grampus	BUY	100	100¢	$100	0xb65159…
05-30 07:00:53	j1100 ngr zel 2026 05 30 spread away 2pt5	Nagoya Grampus	BUY	100	100¢	$100	0x6dcf45…
05-28 15:52:05	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $72,000 on May 28?	Yes	BUY	1,814	100¢	$1,812	0x38e0ba…
05-28 15:47:01	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 28?	No	SELL	2,000	100¢	$1,996	0x6e6b94…
05-28 15:34:18	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 28?	No	BUY	8,000	100¢	$7,976	0x2c7d9f…
05-28 15:18:28	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,900 on May 28?	Yes	BUY	1,705	100¢	$1,704	0x33abb7…
05-27 15:41:05	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $74,000 on May 27?	Yes	BUY	3,531	100¢	$3,527	0xcb0731…
05-27 14:00:04	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 27?	No	BUY	8	100¢	$8	0xd8d1cc…
05-27 13:59:19	Will the price of Bitcoin be above $78,000 on May 27?	No	BUY	4,026	100¢	$4,022	0xb5e710…
05-27 13:52:01	Will the price of Ethereum be above $1,900 on May 27?	Yes	BUY	264	100¢	$264	0xbc3a94…
05-26 18:08:41	Roland Garros ATP: Felix Auger-Aliassime vs Daniel Altmaier	Felix Auger-Aliassime	BUY	40	50¢	$20	0xd7cb79…
05-26 15:50:25	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on May 26?	Yes	SELL	130	100¢	$130	0x8d851e…
05-26 15:32:07	Morocco vs. Burundi: Both Teams to Score	No	BUY	218	100¢	$218	0x175417…
05-26 15:31:24	Morocco vs. Burundi: O/U 0.5	Over	BUY	1,499	100¢	$1,497	0x7c2a3a…
05-26 15:25:25	Spread: Burundi (-2.5)	Morocco	BUY	128	100¢	$128	0xe01ab5…
05-26 15:24:46	Spread: Burundi (-1.5)	Morocco	BUY	116	100¢	$115	0xf23051…
05-26 15:23:33	Roland Garros ATP: Alexander Bublik vs Jan-Lennard Struff	Alexander Bublik	BUY	40	57¢	$23	0x0dcfb6…
05-26 14:24:36	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on May 26?	Yes	BUY	500	100¢	$500	0x1fd1e3…
05-26 14:24:22	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,000 on May 26?	Yes	BUY	4,750	100¢	$4,745	0x74ee97…
05-26 14:23:12	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 26?	No	BUY	18	100¢	$18	0xf0d2f5…
05-25 13:10:25	wta joint potapov 2026 05 24 first set winner Joint vs Potapova	Potapova	BUY	699	100¢	$698	0x326d20…
05-25 02:27:33	Thunder vs. Spurs	Spurs	BUY	6,659	100¢	$6,639	0xed20c5…
05-24 14:28:32	Spread: Crystal Palace FC (-1.5)	Arsenal FC	BUY	1,000	92¢	$920	0x529267…
05-24 14:27:45	Spread: Brighton & Hove Albion FC (-1.5)	Manchester United FC	BUY	1,400	72¢	$1,008	0x8896bf…
05-24 05:25:29	Spread: Yokohama F·Marinos (-2.5)	Tōkyō Verdy	BUY	1,487	98¢	$1,456	0xb84a07…
05-24 05:23:32	Spread: Yokohama F·Marinos (-2.5)	Tōkyō Verdy	BUY	600	98¢	$588	0xb05c31…
05-24 04:36:43	Spread: Fagiano Okayama (-2.5)	Cerezo Ōsaka	BUY	1,527	100¢	$1,524	0x08493b…
05-24 04:29:31	Spread: Houston Dynamo (-1.5)	Los Angeles Galaxy	BUY	1,967	100¢	$1,965	0x91feb7…
05-23 19:29:01	Spread: Valencia CF (-1.5)	FC Barcelona	BUY	180	90¢	$162	0xe6af81…
05-23 19:28:44	Spread: Valencia CF (-1.5)	FC Barcelona	BUY	820	90¢	$738	0x85ecd6…
05-23 18:57:09	Spread: Pisa SC (-1.5)	SS Lazio	BUY	1,000	96¢	$960	0xc1892e…
05-23 18:56:02	Spread: Pisa SC (-1.5)	SS Lazio	BUY	20	95¢	$19	0x32ff74…
05-23 18:55:55	Spread: Pisa SC (-1.5)	SS Lazio	BUY	33	95¢	$31	0xabd229…
05-23 17:50:35	Spread: Bologna FC 1909 (-1.5)	FC Internazionale Milano	BUY	20	98¢	$20	0xc927a4…
05-23 17:04:14	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	848	96¢	$810	0x32e01a…
05-23 16:56:52	Spread: Bologna FC 1909 (-2.5)	FC Internazionale Milano	BUY	867	94¢	$815	0x86809f…
05-23 16:44:31	Spread: Bologna FC 1909 (-2.5)	FC Internazionale Milano	BUY	1,000	97¢	$972	0x1cffa1…
05-23 16:31:24	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	44	96¢	$42	0x0ceb8e…
05-23 16:31:24	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	30	96¢	$29	0x068d23…
05-23 16:31:22	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	54	96¢	$52	0x931ab6…
05-23 16:31:22	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	22	96¢	$21	0x7111c2…
05-23 16:27:07	Spread: Middlesbrough FC (-1.5)	Hull City AFC	BUY	105	100¢	$105	0x3e9912…
05-23 16:16:44	Spread: VfB Stuttgart (-1.5)	FC Bayern München	BUY	1	96¢	$1	0x5dfe41…
05-23 16:11:43	Spread: Bologna FC 1909 (-2.5)	FC Internazionale Milano	BUY	1,643	97¢	$1,592	0x098a36…
05-23 16:09:19	Spread: Middlesbrough FC (-1.5)	Hull City AFC	BUY	500	97¢	$485	0x8ba6a4…
05-23 16:07:25	Spread: Middlesbrough FC (-1.5)	Hull City AFC	BUY	885	96¢	$850	0xf0c4af…
05-20 13:54:10	Will the price of Ethereum be above $2,300 on May 20?	No	BUY	5,000	100¢	$4,995	0xf842a6…
05-20 13:42:11	Spread: Zhejiang Zhiye FC (-1.5)	Shandong Taishan FC	SELL	1,000	15¢	$151	0x323918…
05-20 12:37:14	Spread: Zhejiang Zhiye FC (-1.5)	Shandong Taishan FC	BUY	1,000	92¢	$920	0xbc5830…
05-19 13:30:11	Spread: Shanghai Haigang FC (-1.5)	Chengdu Rongcheng FC	BUY	1	89¢	$1	0x50e7ab…
05-19 13:30:09	Spread: Shanghai Haigang FC (-1.5)	Chengdu Rongcheng FC	BUY	171	89¢	$152	0x71b10e…
05-19 12:46:05	Spread: Shanghai Haigang FC (-1.5)	Chengdu Rongcheng FC	BUY	355	97¢	$344	0x70da70…
05-19 12:42:03	Spread: Shanghai Haigang FC (-1.5)	Chengdu Rongcheng FC	BUY	655	96¢	$629	0xde87b5…
05-17 17:34:58	Spread: Girona FC (-1.5)	Club Atlético de Madrid	BUY	500	97¢	$485	0x8e853f…
05-17 17:33:03	Spread: Girona FC (-1.5)	Club Atlético de Madrid	BUY	700	97¢	$679	0xd217c2…
05-17 17:17:30	Spread: Sevilla FC (-1.5)	Real Madrid CF	BUY	20	96¢	$19	0xdc1ae8…
05-17 17:17:30	Spread: Sevilla FC (-1.5)	Real Madrid CF	BUY	890	96¢	$854	0xc067a6…
05-17 17:17:30	Spread: Sevilla FC (-1.5)	Real Madrid CF	BUY	90	96¢	$86	0x64960d…
05-17 16:46:03	Spread: West Ham United FC (-2.5)	Newcastle United FC	BUY	1,003	97¢	$973	0x940ff4…
05-17 16:23:48	Spread: Sevilla FC (-2.5)	Real Madrid CF	BUY	2,000	96¢	$1,920	0x6e2d8b…
05-17 16:20:29	Internazionali BNL d'Italia: Jannik Sinner vs Casper Ruud	Jannik Sinner	SELL	600	95¢	$570	0x5f9212…
05-17 15:53:09	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	SELL	6	10¢	$1	0x9f257b…
05-17 15:53:07	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	SELL	4	10¢	$0	0x4db5bf…
05-17 15:53:05	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	SELL	20	10¢	$2	0xfff856…
05-17 15:53:05	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	SELL	189	10¢	$19	0xf63b20…
05-17 15:53:04	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	SELL	26	10¢	$3	0xd3be6c…
05-17 14:46:42	Spread: Wolverhampton Wanderers FC (-1.5)	Fulham FC	BUY	136	93¢	$126	0xbfcde2…
05-17 14:29:40	Internazionali BNL d'Italia: Jannik Sinner vs Casper Ruud	Jannik Sinner	BUY	600	86¢	$516	0xf00f22…
05-17 14:10:34	Spread: Brentford FC (-2.5)	Crystal Palace FC	BUY	600	95¢	$570	0xa16909…
05-17 14:05:21	Spread: Sunderland AFC (-1.5)	Everton FC	BUY	500	94¢	$470	0xbaaba5…
05-17 13:53:39	Spread: Wolverhampton Wanderers FC (-1.5)	Fulham FC	BUY	1,075	93¢	$1,000	0x2e2aa4…
05-17 11:01:13	Spread: Kawasaki Frontale (-1.5)	FC Machida Zelvia	BUY	650	98¢	$637	0x046e54…
05-17 11:00:54	Spread: Nottingham Forest FC (-1.5)	Manchester United FC	BUY	301	94¢	$283	0xf5ce11…
05-17 11:00:54	Spread: Nottingham Forest FC (-1.5)	Manchester United FC	BUY	663	94¢	$623	0xb831b7…
05-17 11:00:54	Spread: Nottingham Forest FC (-1.5)	Manchester United FC	BUY	18	94¢	$17	0x9fe177…
05-17 11:00:54	Spread: Nottingham Forest FC (-1.5)	Manchester United FC	BUY	18	94¢	$17	0x34adfc…