Hilarious-Heel — Polymarket

Realized P&L

+$206

Unrealized P&L

—

Hit rate

100.0%

Resolved

Trades

151

lifetime

Volume

$45.8K

lifetime

Avg / trade

$303

Open exposure

—

0 positions

First seen

2026-01-04

last 05-09 23:38

Equity curve

cumulative realized P&L over 2 days

Categories

Sports

62% 100% +$166

Crypto

27% 100% +$39

Other

11% — —

Politics

0% — —

Activity

Mon

Wed

Fri

9 active days in 12wk • peak 69 trades/day

Open positions Resolved markets (1) Recent trades Correlated wallets

Market	Outcome	Mid 30D	Net shares	Cost basis	Current mid	Current value	Unrealized P&L	Last trade
No open positions — every traded market has either resolved or fully unwound.

Market	Trades	Volume USD	Bought	Sold	Net shares	Resolution	P&L	Last activity
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	11	$20.2K	10,284	10,277	+7	open	—	04-25 22:14
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	45	$7.0K	10,543	326	+10,218	open	—	04-25 23:05
will there be no change in fed interest rates after the march 2026 meeting	2	$3.3K	1,765	1,765	+0	open	—	02-20 15:53
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	2	$3.0K	3,098	0	+3,098	open	—	04-25 22:49
Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	8	$1.9K	1,400	938	+462	open	—	04-21 00:14
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Flyers	2	$1.6K	875	875	+0	Canes	+$166	05-09 23:38
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Ducks vs. Golden Knights	1	$1.2K	1,545	0	+1,545	open	—	05-05 06:50
Wild vs. Avalanche	1	$1000	1,538	0	+1,538	open	—	05-03 21:59
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	2	$800	1,198	0	+1,198	open	—	04-25 22:53
mwoh can fin 2026 02 20	5	$773	912	365	+547	open	—	02-20 18:02
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	2	$581	899	0	+899	open	—	04-25 22:43
Hurricanes vs. Senators	2	$549	354	349	+5	open	—	04-25 22:23
Will the Colorado Avalanche win the Western Conference?	2	$420	1,100	0	+1,100	open	—	04-19 07:27
nhl ott car 2026 04 18	2	$407	350	346	+4	open	—	04-18 01:05
Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	13	$386	3,654	0	+3,654	open	—	04-21 00:19
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	1	$300	309	0	+309	open	—	04-25 14:09
Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the Eastern Conference?	2	$298	1,033	0	+1,033	open	—	04-18 22:36
nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	5	$286	572	0	+572	open	—	04-22 22:55
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Wild vs. Stars	2	$265	500	0	+500	open	—	04-18 01:15
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Mammoth vs. Golden Knights	1	$204	300	0	+300	open	—	04-18 00:54
nhl ana edm 2026 04 20	1	$200	312	0	+312	open	—	04-20 22:49
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	2	$194	100	100	+0	open	—	04-25 09:20
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Ducks vs. Oilers	1	$176	244	0	+244	open	—	04-20 14:38
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	3	$148	248	89	+159	open	—	04-25 09:23
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	1	$110	196	0	+196	open	—	04-25 22:19
will trump say reasonable during cnbc squawk box appearance on april 21	1	$100	186	0	+186	open	—	04-21 12:52
Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:55PM-7:00PM ET	1	$100	233	0	+233	open	—	04-25 22:59
will the washington capitals make the nhl playoffs	18	$75	100	0	+100	open	—	01-07 05:22
NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Sabres vs. Bruins	2	$67	50	49	+1	open	—	04-20 14:33
mwoh can usa 2026 02 22 spread away 1pt5	1	$61	65	0	+65	open	—	02-22 15:31

Time	Market	Outcome	Side	Size	Price	USD	Tx
05-09 23:38:41	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Flyers	Canes	SELL	875	99¢	$866	0x49cced…
05-05 06:54:58	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	4	42¢	$2	0x94096c…
05-05 06:54:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	9	42¢	$4	0xffd28b…
05-05 06:54:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	9	42¢	$4	0xbacf62…
05-05 06:54:56	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Down	BUY	9	42¢	$4	0x6c294e…
05-05 06:53:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - May 5, 2:50AM-2:55AM ET	Up	BUY	100	48¢	$48	0xf6b96f…
05-05 06:50:02	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Ducks vs. Golden Knights	Knights	BUY	1,545	78¢	$1,200	0xa30be7…
05-03 21:59:30	Wild vs. Avalanche	Avalanche	BUY	1,538	65¢	$1,000	0x79db5d…
05-03 00:06:50	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Flyers	Canes	BUY	875	80¢	$700	0xa149ec…
04-25 23:05:08	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	SELL	326	80¢	$261	0xa39933…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	167	64¢	$107	0xf90e07…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	520	64¢	$333	0xb30632…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	67	64¢	$43	0x8df04c…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	112	64¢	$72	0x7ce3a1…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	42	64¢	$27	0x69ad40…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	16	64¢	$10	0x676b2e…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	250	64¢	$160	0x4d4825…
04-25 23:03:46	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	84	64¢	$54	0x2369cb…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	37	64¢	$23	0xe92795…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	7	64¢	$4	0xd22514…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	18	64¢	$11	0x46d1d8…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	17	64¢	$11	0x3dd19b…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	3	64¢	$2	0x1e8c9f…
04-25 23:03:42	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	4	64¢	$2	0x1e6fd9…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	42	64¢	$27	0xfa178c…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2,503	64¢	$1,602	0xf81fb9…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0xf4f2c4…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	37	64¢	$23	0xe7fa43…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	56	64¢	$36	0xc5fdff…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	117	64¢	$75	0xc54250…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	223	64¢	$143	0xa17a34…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x95430c…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	31	64¢	$20	0x822ba2…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	17	64¢	$11	0x6fbda0…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	25	64¢	$16	0x4adceb…
04-25 23:03:40	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x3e1b56…
04-25 23:03:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	116	64¢	$74	0xe674fa…
04-25 23:03:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	17	64¢	$11	0xe1b103…
04-25 23:03:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	205	64¢	$131	0xc6edf9…
04-25 23:03:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	63	64¢	$40	0xa95c3d…
04-25 23:03:38	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	42	64¢	$27	0x585752…
04-25 23:03:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	14	64¢	$9	0x151fde…
04-25 23:03:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2,778	64¢	$1,778	0xb28984…
04-25 23:03:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	3	64¢	$2	0x6bfd36…
04-25 23:03:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	4	64¢	$2	0x76bb40…
04-25 23:03:30	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x13dca4…
04-25 23:03:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	14	64¢	$9	0xfdafff…
04-25 23:03:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0x85bf1a…
04-25 23:03:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	12	64¢	$7	0x43dc01…
04-25 23:03:28	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	11	64¢	$7	0x2fa762…
04-25 23:03:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0xc8d167…
04-25 23:03:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	8	64¢	$5	0x84963c…
04-25 23:03:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	2,818	64¢	$1,804	0x753c46…
04-25 23:03:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET	Down	BUY	6	64¢	$4	0x5067fe…
04-25 22:59:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:55PM-7:00PM ET	Up	BUY	233	43¢	$100	0xca2764…
04-25 22:53:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Down	BUY	395	69¢	$274	0xbd6624…
04-25 22:53:10	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:50PM-6:55PM ET	Down	BUY	803	66¢	$526	0x478e37…
04-25 22:49:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Down	BUY	1,362	98¢	$1,330	0xfc5127…
04-25 22:49:18	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:45PM-6:50PM ET	Down	BUY	1,736	96¢	$1,670	0xdbf0ab…
04-25 22:43:34	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Down	BUY	799	67¢	$538	0x3d8796…
04-25 22:40:48	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:40PM-6:45PM ET	Up	BUY	100	43¢	$43	0xd51084…
04-25 22:23:46	Hurricanes vs. Senators	Hurricanes	SELL	349	100¢	$349	0x714c26…
04-25 22:19:24	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 6:15PM-6:20PM ET	Up	BUY	196	56¢	$110	0xd60e86…
04-25 22:14:06	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	SELL	10,277	100¢	$10,267	0xf3b6cb…
04-25 20:43:42	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	7,501	98¢	$7,351	0xa18bc0…
04-25 20:41:28	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	750	98¢	$735	0x6d4329…
04-25 20:21:14	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	4	98¢	$4	0x4cd7e6…
04-25 19:44:48	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	200	98¢	$196	0x9c4f20…
04-25 19:44:12	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	537	97¢	$521	0x887b66…
04-25 19:17:22	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	404	95¢	$384	0x6a1adf…
04-25 19:16:22	Hurricanes vs. Senators	Hurricanes	BUY	354	57¢	$200	0x7e05c2…
04-25 19:08:52	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Hurricanes vs. Senators	Canes	BUY	500	94¢	$470	0x3af1ec…
04-25 14:09:02	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET	Up	BUY	309	97¢	$300	0x5906f9…
04-25 09:23:26	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	SELL	89	9¢	$8	0x0e166a…
04-25 09:22:16	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Up	BUY	93	43¢	$40	0x537067…
04-25 09:21:50	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:20AM-5:25AM ET	Down	BUY	155	65¢	$100	0xef11f2…
04-25 09:20:32	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	SELL	100	99¢	$99	0x98f0dc…
04-25 09:19:54	Bitcoin Up or Down - April 25, 5:15AM-5:20AM ET	Down	BUY	100	95¢	$95	0x775dbd…
04-22 22:55:18	nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	Ducks	BUY	136	37¢	$50	0x8d1b6b…
04-22 22:51:24	nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	Ducks	BUY	150	37¢	$56	0x687600…
04-22 22:38:52	nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	Oilers	BUY	146	63¢	$92	0x9acb0f…
04-22 22:32:30	nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	Oilers	BUY	135	63¢	$85	0xba5a94…
04-22 22:31:58	nhl ana edm 2026 04 22	Oilers	BUY	5	63¢	$3	0xbbad78…
04-21 12:52:30	will trump say reasonable during cnbc squawk box appearance on april 21	No	BUY	186	54¢	$100	0xde65c5…
04-21 00:19:00	Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	Yes	BUY	1,300	8¢	$109	0x6b6fd4…
04-21 00:16:12	Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	Yes	BUY	185	8¢	$15	0xc947c6…
04-21 00:14:20	Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	Yes	SELL	150	85¢	$128	0xdb0b53…
04-21 00:11:08	Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the 2026 NHL Stanley Cup?	Yes	BUY	992	8¢	$83	0xbf5d11…
04-20 22:49:20	nhl ana edm 2026 04 20	Oilers	BUY	312	64¢	$200	0xabf486…
04-20 22:45:34	Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	Yes	SELL	300	84¢	$252	0x39118b…
04-20 22:44:44	Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	Yes	SELL	36	87¢	$31	0x96627e…
04-20 14:38:34	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Ducks vs. Oilers	Oilers	BUY	244	72¢	$176	0x3aea28…
04-20 14:37:50	Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	Yes	SELL	60	88¢	$53	0x70efd5…
04-20 14:37:34	Will Colorado Avalanche advance to Round 2 of the 2026 NHL Playoffs?	Yes	SELL	30	89¢	$27	0x7a1852…
04-20 14:33:14	NHL Playoffs: Who Will Win Series? - Sabres vs. Bruins	Sabres	SELL	49	73¢	$36	0x4dc6f3…
04-20 08:21:26	btc updown 5m 1776673200	Up	BUY	42	24¢	$10	0x04e42e…
04-19 18:55:50	nhl lak col 2026 04 19	Avalanche	BUY	72	71¢	$51	0x2a4cf5…
04-19 07:27:48	Will the Colorado Avalanche win the Western Conference?	Yes	BUY	200	39¢	$78	0xb99dda…
04-18 22:36:44	Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the Eastern Conference?	Yes	BUY	1,000	29¢	$289	0x794b9b…
04-18 22:35:50	Will the Tampa Bay Lightning win the Eastern Conference?	Yes	BUY	33	27¢	$9	0x418d3a…